[Football] Mr. Squirrel, would you like some nuts?

~~~~~ Please don’t feed food to animals, otherwise you won’t be able to masturbate if your hands are bitten off~~~~~

"Why would a man do such a thing?" He Songyue was furious, and directly grabbed Lan Baige's collar.

"He's just a s*b angry* youth. He can't bear the sight of beautiful girls like you who show off and seduce men all day long. Especially Mu Jianguo, you actually found a foreigner to be your boyfriend. It's just a waste of time. Outsider Tian!" Lan Baige was taken aback, and said tremblingly, "This is the original words of that s*b, not me."

"Then how did he know what happened in our apartment?" Jianguo still felt a lot of doubts, pulled He Songyue away, and continued to ask.

"He has a female fellow from the same town, who is very familiar with a girl in your apartment. After hearing some gossip, he wrote it out with embellishments." Lan Baige rubbed his throat, almost thinking that he was going to be given by He Songyue killed.

"Who is that?" He Songyue and Jianguo glanced at each other. They didn't know that there was a Chinese girl in Wanguo Apartment, and they didn't know each other.

"Oh, that girl is not Chinese, but she is of the same department and major as this fellow from the same country." Lan Baige continued to explain, "They have one thing in common, that is, they all like Bayern."

The corner of Jianguo's mouth twitched. No wonder she wasn't the prettiest, but she was the one who got hacked the most.

"Where is it?" He Songyue rolled up his sleeves, looking like he was about to fight, "Where is that s*b and gossiping woman?"

"They didn't come back." Lan Baige scratched his head, "After we interrogated the two of them yesterday, they didn't come back."

"That woman also lives here?" He Songyue suddenly thought of someone, "Isn't she called Nie Qian?"

"Hey, you already know." Lan Baige was still a little surprised, "Yes, it's called Nie Qian. She is dark and thin, and she especially likes Ram."

"That black winter melon bitch!" He Songyue turned around, flicked her ponytail and walked out the door.

"Where are you going?" Jianguo looked at her back, completely confused about the current situation.

"Let my aunt fire her first!" He Songyue yelled while walking.

Jianguo blinked and felt that this matter was really boring. She waved to Lan Baige and was about to leave, "I'm sorry to trouble you, I'll go first too."

"Where are you going, goddess?" Lan Baige also felt a little speechless, he asked.

"I'm going to the zoo." Jianguo sighed, trying to get this out of his mind.

"Ah?" Lan Baige obviously didn't keep up with the nut goddess' thinking, and couldn't figure out why he went to the zoo at this time.

***

I made an appointment with Ram to go to the Berlin Zoo, and the temperature is gradually rising. Although it is still a bit cold for Jianguo, but holding Ram's hand, this early spring is already very warm.

Jianguo and Ram are both in their 20s, and it's still a little strange for two young people to hang out at the zoo.But here are many old people and parents with children, basically no one pays attention to this young couple.

Jianguo wore an apricot-colored thin windbreaker, while Ram wore a denim jacket for the cold.The two held hands, like elementary school students on a spring outing.

"Why do you feel that there are not as many people as you imagined?" Jianguo and Lamu walked to the panda house, but they didn't see any people in line.I remember that she once went to Ueno Park in Japan, and the Panda House was only a bustling place before.

"Many people went to see polar bears." Ram heard the children calling "Kroot" on the way, and then rushed directly to the Polar Pavilion.

"It's good if there are few people, it's clean, don't disturb people eating bamboo." Jianguo smiled, and led Ram into the panda house.

Jianguo has been going to the zoo since he was a spring outing, and he doesn't even want to see the pandas.But Lahm had never seen a panda, so he lay on the edge of the railing and stared at the panda who was gnawing bamboo leisurely.

"If I were that panda, I would be blushing now." Jianguo looked at Ram, thinking that his profile was really pretty.With a pointed nose, straight nose bridge, and long eyelashes, it is more attractive than any animal.

"But pandas are black and white." Lahm still looked at the panda, obviously not paying attention to the affection in Jianguo's words, "but why is this one's butt yellow?"

"Ahem..." Jianguo cleared his throat and whispered, "Pandas don't take a bath every day."

"Is it whitewashed?" Ram felt his young heart was hit.

"No, it's just that if you don't take a bath, the white fur will get dirty easily. After all, pandas are not polar bears, and they will always swim around in the water." Jianguo explained to Ram, "If you want to see Non-colored pandas, when the Olympic Games tomorrow, those two mascots will definitely look clean."

"Olympics." Ram turned his head and smiled at Jianguo, "I can take Roland and the others to watch the Olympics, and it happens to be the summer break, so maybe I can go to your hometown .”

Jianguo knew that Lamu's intention of going to her hometown was just to play and have a look.But if his parents knew that Ram and his parents were coming, they would definitely treat him very solemnly.

The minds of the two sides are completely different, and they don't know what will happen after they meet.

"Just go to my house. I'll let my parents play in Beijing." Of course, Jianguo also wanted his parents to be able to watch the Olympic Games live, and there was no formal in-law meeting in this kind of encounter in a different place. felt it.

The parents of the two parties don't understand the language, so there is really no need to meet so solemnly when the two of them have not made any decisions for the future.

"Okay." Lahm nodded, "I don't know which one is more difficult to buy tickets for the Olympics than for the World Cup."

"I can ask Sunny!" Jianguo suddenly became excited, she remembered that He Songyue said that her father had an acquaintance who seemed to be a member of the main committee, maybe he could find the back door.

Although she didn't want to owe He Songyue favors, but remembering that Lahm bought the World Cup tickets for herself before, she should do something in return now.

And since I work in Aunt He Songyue's company, I can barely regard it as friendship and mutual assistance among colleagues.

"You don't need to look for her. Just tell Mr. Bierhoff about this kind of thing, and he will be happy to help." Ram revealed his back door. Although he didn't know the Chinese people's sophistication, But he knew that the relationship between Jianguo and He Songyue was very ordinary.

Jianguo's real friends are Xuelin and Xingnai, Ram is very clear.Then the suitor has the Finnish boy who looks like a telephone pole. He doesn't know the others, but there must be more than this one.

Although Westerners are usually blind to the faces of Easterners and have abnormal aesthetics, for a girl like Jianguo who often wears a smile on her face and has an unusually hot body, those are not the point.

For the face, Westerners prefer girls with a positive attitude towards life and big breasts.

Jianguo has gathered these two points.

"But Mr. Bierhoff is the leader of the national team. He is not a handyman." Jianguo didn't want Lahm to bother Bierhoff. Tickets.

"No, no, my dear. Oliver has played in Serie A, and he has been infected by the enthusiasm of the Italians for a long time. So as long as it can make people around him feel happy, he is very happy to do it." Ram gave Jianguo explained slowly, "And Oliver said that he likes your barbecue very much, and hopes to have another bite when he meets you next time."

"Well, I will bake a special one for Oliver." Jianguo laughed, remembering the barbecue dinner last summer, almost all of which were snatched up by the little pigs, the coaching staff and Bierhoff When I am older, I feel embarrassed to come over to grab food.

"Do pandas eat meat?" At this point, Lahm turned his attention to the panda that was eating bamboo.

"Eat, pandas are omnivorous animals." Jianguo nodded, "Don't look at them so cute, but if you disturb it to eat, it will slap you like a bear."

"Really?" Ram's eyes widened, as if his three views were broken.

"Really, we used to go to the zoo during our spring outings in elementary school. There are many pandas in my zoo, and the panda house is very convenient when we enter the door. At that time, there was a bear kid in our class. He was full of energy. When I didn’t pay attention, I turned it in. Then I ran to the panda’s side and snatched the bamboo from its hand to play.” Jianguo looked at the panda lazily gnawing on the bamboo, and once thought they were cute , "Then the panda exploded all of a sudden, jumped up, and ran after my classmate. My classmate was startled and climbed up the tree directly. But how did he know that pandas are also good tree climbers? It was caught up by the panda before halfway up the climb."

"And then?" Lahm frowned when he heard that, and he glanced at the panda on the other side of the railing, and suddenly there was a look of fear in his eyes.

"Then the panda opened its mouth and bit off my classmate's four toes. Fortunately, the breeder came out and took a lot of bamboo and apples to lure the panda down. Otherwise, my Classmates are about to turn into panda dung.” Jianguo thought of what happened when he was a child, and found it a little funny.

But Lahm couldn't laugh. He took Jianguo's hand and walked outside the panda house, "Let's go see the polar bears."

"Polar bears, polar bears are even more vicious." Jianguo continued, "One QQ per bite."

"What is qq?" Ram couldn't think of any animals at all, and there were two qs at the beginning.

"Penguin." Jianguo blinked.

"Isn't the penguin in the Antarctic?" Ram tilted his head and suddenly laughed, "You've been lying to me just now, right?"

"The reaction is too slow!" Jianguo jumped up and ran to the outside of the hall.

Lahm's speed is not as fast as Jianguo can run, and he hugged Jianguo's waist within a few steps after chasing him, "Where is it slow, where is it slow?"

"Well, you're fast, you're the fastest, you're the fastest in the world." Jianguo couldn't breathe from laughing, and Ram's expression of shock and fear just now really made her think back for three years.

"No, no, too fast is not good." Ram also laughed, shaking his head desperately.

The two of them were just laughing and joking, not paying any attention to the fact that there was a mother standing beside her with her children watching the show.

"Well, are they playing wrestling?"

"No, baby, they are playing panda boxing."

"What is Panda Boxing, okay?"

"Just like a kangaroo, jumping up and hitting each other in the face. Look, didn't you get hit like that in kindergarten."

"Well, let's go in quickly, I want to watch the panda boxing."

Lahm and Jianguo were stunned. Has the rumor that the Chinese know kung fu spread to pandas?