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Dilapidated ancient wooden houses, flags waving in the wind.

The potholed open-air stove, the morning glory climbing up the wall, cultivated a small vegetable field.

There is also a Chinese pastoral dog, referred to as a native dog.

Several people were dumbfounded.

"I feel like I've crossed over."

Jing Landong looked back and saw a dense forest, and then looked at the front, dilapidated cabins, feeling bleak and desolate immediately lingering in his heart.

"There is such a wooden house on this mountain?" Lao Bai stepped forward curiously, "It's been a long time."

"It looks a little bit," Mu Yan said.

Lao Bai pushed open the door and saw that the inside was well furnished, not as dilapidated as the outside. There was a room for beds, a shower cubicle, and the rest was a living room, which was gone.

"There is a second floor," Zhao Jun said while hugging the puppy.

Ji Liangyi was packing her luggage, when she heard the words and looked over, there was an unremarkable staircase inside, and Ning Zhao was going up.

After a while, he came down with a calm expression.

Several people looked at him curiously, "How is it?"

Ning Zhao smiled, very cute, with a little pointy canine teeth, "The ghost is up there."

"..."

Several people trembled unconsciously.

"I think you are scarier than a ghost," Jing Landong looked at him in horror.

Ning Zhao has a youthful appearance, and looks the youngest. Of course, he is not very old, but he said such scary words in such a particularly cute tone.

Sure enough, just like the rumors, he has a bad temper.

Ning Zhao rolled her beautiful eyes, "I kindly remind you that you still treat me like this."

...Jing Landong would rather not know anything before, than to be in constant fear.

The atmosphere on the first day turned into a ghost movie, and Ji Liangyi felt that it would probably not be worse in the future.

He observed that there were only two beds downstairs, and the second floor was actually an attic. The place was small, covered with carpets and pillows, and someone would definitely sleep upstairs at night.

After a few people cleaned up, it was already three or four o'clock in the afternoon. The only place to cook was the dusty stove outside.

Lao Bai turned around and said with emotion, "This is the rhythm of starving to death."

Ji Liangyi took the card from the program team, "Divide into two groups. One group plays games and gets oil, salt and rice noodles. The other group searches for ingredients on the mountain. The time is set for one hour."

"What game?" Mu Yan asked.

Ji Liangyi looked at it, "Intellectual quizzes, if you answer correctly, you will be rewarded, if you answer wrong, you will be punished."

"I play games," Ning Zhao said excitedly in his eyes.

"I also play games," Jing Landong smiled provocatively at him.

"I'm looking for ingredients," Ji Liangyi said, not interested in games.

"Brother Jiu and I," Zhao Jun laughed.

Lao Bai, Ning Zhao, Jing Landong, a group.

Mu Yan, Zhao Jun, Ji Liangyi, a group.

As for the clues of the ingredients, the program team didn't mean to give any hints at all. The three of them could only search in from the edge of the mountain road bit by bit, followed by the cameraman.

When Ji Liangyi pushed aside a piece of grass, he heard a dog barking, he looked back, "Why did you bring the dog with you?"

Zhao Jun hugged the dog, "I forgot to put it down just now, and I was afraid it would get lost."

"It should know the way better than you," Ji Liangyi said in a deep voice.

"Then does it recognize the food?" Zhao Jun lifted the puppy up and looked into its round eyes, "Do you know where the food is?"

Mu Yan laughed, "Maybe I really know that dogs generally have better noses."

"Then I'll put it down," Zhao Jun said and put the puppy on the ground.

"You," Ji Liangyi just said a word, and saw the puppy running quickly in one direction, with a very clear goal.

"It can't be true, can it?" "Hey! Brother Ninth!"

Ji Liangyi walked away with the dog.

Zhao Jun hastily chased after him.

"...Wait for me a moment," Mu Yan who was left behind couldn't laugh or cry.

The program team never expected that the puppy, which was just used to show off its cuteness, became their hunting dog, and they even looked for one.

That nose is good, simply.

I dug out a small bag of carrots, potatoes, frozen fish, cabbage, etc.

"It's amazing," Mu Yan looked at the puppy with a look of wonder.

Ji Liangyi stroked the dog's hair and picked it up, "The time should be up soon, let's go back."

"I'll get the rest," Mu Yan said.

"I picked a lot of wild apricots." Zhao Jun came from there with a small pile of wild apricots in his clothes, looking excited, "they are all ripe, and the taste is not bad. Try it."

He picked a lot, and it was inconvenient to carry it in his clothes. Ji Liangyi moved the basket of vegetables to a small space and motioned for him, "Put it in here."

Zhao Jun came over and poured in all the wild apricots, all of them were big, yellow and round.

"Try it?" Ji Liangyi lifted the basket so that Mu Yan and the cameraman could get it.

Mu Yan and the cameraman both took one, "It tastes good."

"Yeah, sour and sweet," Zhao Jun smiled, and glanced at the puppy in Ji Liangyi's hand, "Ninth Brother, I think it's very uncomfortable."

His stomach was supported by one hand, and his four calves were pulling helplessly, his eyes were so aggrieved.

Ji Liangyi didn't speak, and handed him the dog.

After returning, the faces of the three people did not look very good, and they were all drinking water there.

"What's the matter?" Zhao Jun asked curiously.

Jing Landong said weakly, "Mustard biscuits..."

After he finished speaking, he took another sip of mineral water.

"Pfft," Mu Yan couldn't help laughing.

Ji Liangyi put the dishes aside, "How's the result?"

"Not bad," Lao Bai heaved a long sigh of relief, "enough to eat for tonight," he looked at the dishes, "you found quite a lot."

"It's all about this puppy," Zhao Jun held up the puppy, "Oh, by the way, does it have a name?" He asked the program crew.

"No."

"Why don't we give it a name," Zhao Jun said, and subconsciously asked Ji Liangyi, "What do you think is a good name, Brother Nine?"

Ji Liangyi was picking out the wild apricots from the dish, when she heard this, she turned her head and looked at the puppy, without any thought, "Er Gouzi."

Zhao Jun, "..."

Such a cute pastoral dog, what do you call it, Er Gouzi?

"Smooth, easy to remember," Ji Liangyi gave a reason.

Zhao Jun didn't want to talk to him, and asked Lao Bai, "Mr. Bai, what do you think?"

Lao Bai thought about it, but couldn't think of a good name for a while.

"Why don't you call Er Gouzi first, and then change it after thinking about it?"

"Then Er Gouzi," Ning Zhao said with a final word.

The other two couldn't help laughing.

Zhao Jun touched Er Gouzi's dog's head, feeling a little guilty, "I'm sorry for you."

He shouldn't have asked Ji Liangyi first, making everyone else lose their minds.

Such a cute puppy with such a horrible name.

Er Gouzi looked up blankly and licked his fingers.

"Okay, get up and go to work after rest," Lao Bai stood up and looked at the sky, "We have to cook before dark, otherwise it will be inconvenient."

Those who wash the vegetables wash the vegetables, those who move the firewood move the firewood, and those who lay hands on the hands.

Everyone at home is not the kind of person who does this kind of thing. When they are in a hurry, they are interspersed with Lao Bai's moaning and sighing from time to time.

"Who washed the cabbage, can you break the cabbage and wash it, is this going to be eaten whole?"

"Who else? Just give me a heart for potatoes, have you picked up all the meat on the outside?"

"The rice doesn't need to be washed so many times, and we don't have that much water. My little brother, it's better to save some money."

"Where are the other two? Have you been caught by a ghost? Why can't you come back?"

"In this world, apart from female ghosts, male ghosts, starving ghosts, nasty ghosts, and also, sexy ghosts, life-threatening ghosts..."

"Ning Zhao, can you not speak!"

Ning Zhao smiled at him, "There are also cowards."

"I tell you, I never hit a child in my life!"

"And I never argue with cowards."

"Who is the coward?!"

"I am talking about you."

"Can you say that again?!"

"coward."

The two quarreled again.

……

"Hey, these two brats," Lao Bai looked at them both with a headache, and then at Ji Liangyi who was fighting, "Is it on fire?"

Ji Liangyi looked down at the fire, "Get up."

"Where did those two go?"

"It is said that a peach tree was found in the back, and it should be to pick peaches."

Lao Bai began to pour oil into the pot, "There are quite a lot of fruit trees on this mountain."

"It's quite a lot."

Lao Bai was cooking very quickly. When a dish came out, the two of them stopped talking and looked at the brightly colored dish of vinegared cabbage. "Can I have a taste first?"

Lao Bai smiled smugly, "Try it, you can only eat one bite."

After the two ate, they said again and again, "It's delicious, it's delicious."

"You don't want to try it?" Lao Bai asked Ji Liangyi.

"Eat now, the more you eat, the more hungry you will be, I'll wait."

After eating and tidying up, it was dark, and a few people sat outside, looking up at the stars in the night sky, a cloudy piece, as if someone knocked over pepper, shining, charming, with a kind of tentacle And the feeling.

"It's the first time I've seen stars so close," Jing Landong said and really stretched out his hand, "It feels like I can grab a lot of them."

"Hey, really," Mu Yan sighed, "It's so beautiful."

Lao Bai leaned against the railing, looking at the sky, as if he was in deep thought.

Ning Zhao didn't speak, and his mind was a little distracted.

When Zhao Jun looked back at Ji Liangyi, he was pinching a wild apricot to tease Er Gouzi. Er Gouzi's whole body was on his lap, and the wild apricot was dangling in front of its nose. Shake it back and forth, but you can't reach it.

That pitiful little appearance made Jun Zhao feel a little sad.

"Can you stop teasing it?"

Ji Liangyi looked up at him, "Open your mouth."

"what?"

The wild apricot that was used to tease the dog was stuffed into his mouth.

"..."

"It hasn't been licked," Ji Liangyi said slowly.

Is this the point?

Zhao Jun bit it down, the sweet and sour juice dripped down between his teeth, he licked it lightly with the tip of his tongue, glanced at the poor Er Gouzi, and his eyes fell on Ji Liangyi's side face.

His eyebrows were sharp, his nose was straight, and his lines were graceful and neat. When he looked up at the sky, there was a small shadow at the end of his eyes, and his pupils seemed to be filled with starlight in the sky, with a bright light.

This man is so good looking.

Zhao Jun thought.

When going to bed at night, two people really need to go upstairs to sleep.

Everyone has been driving for a long time during the day, and they are actually a little tired now, but when they think of what Ning Zhao said before, there are ghosts upstairs.

None of them dared to volunteer to go up.

"How about this," Lao Bai thought of a way, "Let's draw lots, let's do it fairly."

The crowd nodded.

The winners were Jing Landong and Zhao Jun.

"Okay, I admit that I'm a coward," Jing Landong cried with a handsome face, "Which big brother come and save me."

Ning Zhao pointed to Ji Liangyi who was drinking water.

"Brother Ji~Handsome Brother Ji~Big Brother Ji~" Jing Landong rushed over quickly, with a flattering expression, "Please exchange~"

Ji Liangyi took a sip of water, "Why are you looking for me?"

"Your city, you have the heart to let him guard the empty room alone?"

"Be patient."

Jing Landong turned his head, "Did you hear Chengcheng?!"

Zhao Jun suppressed a smile, "I heard it."

"But I can't bear it." Jing Landong wiped away the tears that didn't exist in the corners of his eyes, and acted very pretentiously, "Breaking up the two of you is like poking my heart with an arrow."

Ji Liangyi looked at him, "Continue."

"As kind and generous as I am, considerate, considerate, handsome, wise and courageous..." He said a dozen words non-stop to praise himself, and finally said shamelessly, "How can Why did you do such an outrageous thing?"

"Why do I feel like vomiting," Mu Yan said.

"I have a little too," Ning Zhao clutched his stomach, unable to bear it.

The two looked at each other and silently clapped hands.

Seeing that Ji Liangyi was still looking at him, Jing Landong obviously hadn't been moved by his earth-shattering sincerity, took a breath, and was about to continue, "Okay, change."

Ji Liangyi interrupted him.

Jing Landong choked on his breath, and after a while, "Can you let me finish my sentence?"

It reached the throat and was blocked back.

……So sad.

"Don't talk about it, besides, we're going to throw up dinner," Ning Zhao complained unceremoniously.

"Everyone go to bed early," Lao Bai also got up and said.

If I could go to bed earlier... Hehe, you guys have such a beautiful idea.

midnight.

"what--!!"

One after another, screams came from downstairs.

When Ji Liangyi opened his eyes, Zhao Jun came over with his pillow in his arms, "I'll sleep on your side."

"Well," Ji Liangyi moved aside.

Zhao Jun heaved a sigh of relief, and lay down beside him, "There is always the sound of blowing on my side."

It's low, it feels like it's blowing against the ear, and it makes people get goosebumps.

I figured that the downstairs would be better than the one above, otherwise why would everyone scream so loudly that even the usually calm Mu Yan couldn't hold back.

"This is crying," Ji Liangyi listened for a long time, and found that it was all in the same tune. After thinking about it, he asked Zhao Jun, "Can this thing be destroyed?"

After all, it is a prop.

But if it keeps ringing like this, it also affects sleep.

"As long as you can find it, it's fine."

Ji Liangyi sat up, took the phone to shine the light, and found a small speaker in an inconspicuous corner, a small black box.

He picked it up to have a look, put it on the ground, and smashed it with his mobile phone.

"..."

Is it so simple and rude, don't you feel sorry for your mobile phone?

Ji Liangyi lay down, "Go to sleep."

"Well," Zhao Jun turned sideways, looked at his side face, and gradually fell asleep.

No sleep for one night.

No matter how noisy the bottom was, the two people above slept soundly.

The next day, the two of them were in particularly good condition. While playing games, they got a big breakfast, a big portion of steamed buns, porridge and eggs.

The other four stared at the two of them suspiciously.

"Aren't you upstairs haunted?" Jing Landong couldn't help asking.

Ji Liangyi swallowed a mouthful of white flour steamed buns, with a very normal expression, "There is no movement."

By the way, I also asked, "What happened to you last night?"

Zhao Jun also followed them very cooperatively and looked at them suspiciously, "How did the ghost make trouble? You seem to be screaming a bit loudly."

The four of them looked at each other, not knowing where to start.

"It's just recording," Lao Bai smiled, "but it's very scary in the middle of the night."

"Oh," Zhao Jun suddenly realized, "That's really scary."

"..." Jing Landong felt ten thousand muddy horses galloping past in his heart.

I thought the scary one should be in the attic, but it turned out that the scarier one was downstairs? ! !Um? !Program team, you are enough! !

It wasn't until the end of the recording, when the first episode was aired, that a few people watched the clips on the Internet and realized that there was also a horror recording upstairs at that time, but it was smashed by Ji Liangyi's cell phone calmly.

It was so noisy downstairs.

It's so calm upstairs.

A particularly stark contrast.

The program group also specially used funny clips in this section.

four people,"……"

...Do you know that the two of you are so calm and composed, it seems that we are very stupid...

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