[ Bottle Evil ] Ten years of cloud and rain turn into breeze

Wu Xie was very busy these days, and almost forgot about Xiao Lang's affairs, but there was one thing that he never forgot, even though he was so busy that he couldn't forget it.

"Brother, the day after tomorrow is Li Cu's birthday. Time flies so fast. I always feel that his birthday has just passed." Wu Xie took a sip of tea and chatted casually to Zhang Qiling next to him.

Birthday?Zhang Qiling didn't have much of a memory, he had long forgotten about birthdays, and he didn't even know how old he was.

But this doesn't affect him helping Wu Xie, "How do you want to live?"

"I always feel that something will happen every time that kid's birthday." Wu Xie smiled ambiguously, "I still remember the last time I was eating a cake and biting out a green pepper inside, hiss, that spicy taste, that sour taste!"

That's enough, Evil Emperor, it's because you have been busy all day and have no time to let Xie Yuchen airlift the best cakes from Beijing.However, what happened to the black blind man?No, the evil emperor naturally didn't take revenge, but he heard that he was beaten with a stick by Master Xie for three days and didn't dare to show his face.

Well, it was only three days, and after three days, I shamelessly continued to stick to it.

"That's enough, where did the fat man go? Did he come to see Lao Tzu or go for a walk in Hangzhou? He hasn't seen him for several days!" Speaking of the fat man, Wu Xie complained a little.

Speaking of Fatty, when Fatty arrived, the fat man heard him complaining as soon as he entered the door, and he muttered: "Who came to see you? Fatty only likes flower girls. I came to Hangzhou for tourism, do you know about tourism?"

"Then you've been looking for Miss Hua these few days?" With Fatty, even if Wu Xie didn't suffer from snake spirit disease, he couldn't be serious.

"The fat man is still looking for fancy pants, it's none of your business!"

Wu Xie glanced at his lower body, and asked coolly, "Are you wearing flowery pants?"

So what's the point?Evil Emperor, where is your focus?Is it really good to be crooked to this extent?The audience couldn't accept it!

The fat man was so angry that he almost couldn't breathe, "Okay, Wu Xie, you can do it, your tongue is getting more and more vicious, believe it or not, the fat man will sit on your ass to death!"

"Go away, fat man, look at me..."

Zhang Qiling's eyes softened when he heard the gags between the two of them. The scene was just like ten years ago.

It seems that the fat man is still the fat man who only knows how to run horses and get into trouble, and Wu Xie is still the young man who panics when he encounters danger but doesn't scream but only complains in panic. Nothing has changed.

Probably, it is precisely because of the existence of these two people that I will not look lonely.Nice to meet both of them!

Wu Xie and Fatty were arguing, when suddenly a phone rang and Wu Xie went out to listen on the phone, as if he didn't want them to know.

Zhang Qiling didn't investigate. Wu Xie always wanted to have his own secrets, but he was very worried, but he didn't show this worry at all.

"Brother, do you think I shouldn't quarrel with Wu Xie like this?" The fat man took an orange and peeled it open, and said in his mouth: "You take it as if I want to, that kid never shows mercy, every time Scold me well!"

Zhang Qiling glanced at him, not understanding what he meant by that.

"This mouth cannon is useful for talking!" The fat man looked at the slightly thin figure outside the door, "If you don't say a few more words, there may be many dumb people in the world!" Zhang Qiling took a look.

Zhang Qiling seemed to understand something, he sighed slightly in his heart, his gaze flickered outside.

"What kind of answer did Wu Xiefei want to find at the beginning, shutting himself in the room every day to absorb Laoshizi's pheromones, and he was also able to play with that thing? Good guy, when I saw him, I was completely stupid. The expressionless look is exactly the same as yours."

Zhang Qiling couldn't imagine Wu Xie's sluggish face. Since he knew Wu Xie, the emotion on his face was very active. After he came out of the bronze gate, his expression seemed to be even more exciting.What does it look like for a person with such a blank face?He couldn't figure it out.

"If you want to say that that kid really taught you a lot at the beginning, he often went on so-and-so trips. One second, I saw him staying well in Hangzhou. The next second, I don't know where to shrink. I went looking for clues. If it wasn’t for the black blind man who found him over and over again, I would have almost called the police!” Naturally, the report to the police was exaggerated by the fat man. Is it okay if I don’t talk to a man who is reticent and likes to play with disappearances? Fatty, I have only two brothers, and one has facial paralysis. I don't want to become facial paralysis anytime soon!"

"Fatty." Zhang Qiling said, "Wu Xie is thanks to you all these years."

"What's the matter?" The fat man looked at Zhang Qiling and said, "I just want to tell you that Wu Xie is having a hard time, so you should help him a little more, and don't just keep talking, talk to him more. "After talking about the fat man, he wanted to slap himself. If Wu Xie was only mildly ill, then this little brother was seriously ill, and it was in the advanced stage. Didn't he switch the two.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Qiling didn't even hesitate, and answered straight away: "Okay."

Whoops, my brother really agreed!The fat man looked at him in horror, then looked at the sun, did the sun come out from the east today?

"Please finish dealing with the matter at the hall." Wu Xie came in with a copy of his pocket, and said, "Fatty, prepare the red envelope, it's Li Cu's birthday the day after tomorrow."

"Being a fat man is stupid, not all the money you prepared went into your pocket, and the fat man will give you a cake the day after tomorrow!" The fat man laughed triumphantly.

"Tsk~" Wu Xiexie looked at him with a smile, "Are you buying a cake?"

"Nonsense, of course I will buy it!"

"Okay, the American chef will be here tomorrow, so you'll pay for the cake." After finishing speaking, Wu Xie sat next to Zhang Qiling, regardless of the fat man who had swallowed a poop and said, "Brother, what are you going to give?" ? Anyway, you can be regarded as half of your apprentice, so it would be unreasonable not to send some good things."

Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie, nodded slightly, "I will prepare."

Wu Xie smiled, and leaned back on the sofa, it was so comfortable!

"Hey, if you want to say half of the master, you should count as well?" The fat man looked at Wu Xie with malicious intentions, and asked, "I said, what are you going to give?"

"I still give gifts?" Wu Xie sneered: "I am his savior!"

"Hey, who abducted the good and hard-working students to the desert back then?"

"That's not Xin Xin, it's Xin Xin!"

"Bullying the fat man for not reading enough, I don't care what kind of god it is, I say Xin is Xin!"

"Depend on……"

The two quarreled again, Zhang Qiling was still watching, without saying a word, with a smile in his eyes.

When Li Cu came back, the topic of the two had already changed from birthday to anti-Japanese plot.

"Hey, your Wu family was just busy robbing tombs back then, right? You don't know how to develop the friendship of comrades-in-arms. Look at Master Zhang balabala..."

"Fart, where's your Wang family? I can't help but be busy being the old king next door, pulupulu..."

"Master Zhang, why are they arguing?" Li Cu asked a little dumbfounded.

Zhang Qiling glanced at the "instigator" lying on the gun, and remained silent.

Instead, Wu Xie pulled him over, and asked with an evil smile, "Li Cu, is it okay with me?"

"Oh, it's okay." Li Cu replied a little confused.

"I heard that there is no fat man, this kid is grateful to me, and I have no objection to accepting his birthday red envelope!" Wu Xie said with a smug smile at the fat man.

Although Li Cu hadn't reacted yet, when he heard about his birthday, he realized that his birthday would be the day after tomorrow, and he couldn't help feeling a little dazed. Could it be that these two people were arguing because of him?It's really touching.

So, Li Cu is really too simple, these two guys are just looking for trouble!

But immediately he opened his mouth to argue: "Why should I give you my money?"

"You eat well and live well here, shouldn't you pay the rent?" Wu Xie gave him a white look.

Li Cu is not a fuel-efficient lamp, especially after fighting with Wu Xie for such a long time, his level of poisonous tongue is not ordinary, "Is it unreasonable? That is obviously the mental damage fee you gave me, let alone you You still owe me 20 yuan!"

"I have to give you money when I take you to the desert for a tour?"

"Is that desert tourism? It's obvious..."

"Pfft", the Yin Hong in front of him made Li Cu's tone stagnate, and immediately wanted to step forward to support Wu Xie, but another person quickly supported him.

"How is it?" Zhang Qiling's tone did not fluctuate, but there was a hint of worry in his eyes.

"Ha, brother, I'm fine, and it's not the first time!"

Not the first time?Li Cu was startled, and his heart tightened all of a sudden, but he habitually complained: "Boss doesn't take you with me, even if we quarrel, it's you who spit blood out of me, I can't be angry with you, You, you are Pengci!" His voice trembled slightly, and his face turned pale.

"Damn it, I'm relying on you, your birthday red envelope is all used for medical expenses!" Although Wu Xie just vomited blood, he still yelled at Chao Li.

"Damn, if you wipe the ketchup from the corner of your mouth, I'll give it to you!" Finally, he couldn't help but stepped forward, looking at him with a worried face, "Boss, what's wrong with you?"

Although the fat man was taken aback, he wasn't overly surprised, obviously he had experienced this situation before.This made Zhang Qiling's eyes flicker, and then he looked at Wu Xie and suddenly understood, Wu Xie must have told the fat man not to tell him.

Alas, the fool.

Wu Xie didn't answer Li Cu's question, but jokingly said, "I'm waiting to receive the red envelope, fat man, prepare a big one for me."

"Damn, the fat man can smash you to death with money!"

Zhang Qiling didn't participate in their "dispute", but stretched out his hand to gently massage Wu Xie's body, causing Wu Xie who was yelling loudly to stagnate for a moment, and then looked at the stuffy bottle in surprise.

"Brother, do you know how to massage?" Wu Xie exclaimed, "You won't learn from the blind man?"

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