Reboot 1999 [Rebirth]

That day, when Yan Guangde came down from the sky ladder and shuttled back to the tadpole research institute deep in the desert from the star track, he seemed to inadvertently asked the personal nanny robot J a question.

"Tell me, what kind of lover does your man like?" At that time, Yan Guangde was sitting in the cabin door of the star track door solemnly, his brows and eyes were a little dazed under the dim blue light.

It seems that something is different.

Robot J is keenly aware that the ups and downs of the master's voice and the frequency of mood swings are different from usual. After it was born and connected to the energy source, he can only read the similar mood swings of the master at one moment. ——That is the mood swing when the gland is about to erupt when the master and the gene body No. [-] are engaged in some indescribable life harmony movement.

But Gene Man [-] had been destroyed in the disaster when the asteroid hit Jibei City, and there was nothing else in front of him that could arouse the owner to estrus, except for this disc-footed robot that sucks the ground.

Therefore, robot J carefully retrieved the data of human love history, and replied to the master while reading the database calmly: "It is said that human males like young, beautiful and big-breasted females from the age of 80..."

"Change the other one." Yan Guangde said displeasedly, frowning. "Where did you save this file from? It's too old to be popular!"

Robot J was taken aback.

The owner is an antique pure human nicknamed "Old Master", pure and almost stupid.Ahem, Robot J braked in time, withdrew its untimely divergent thinking, and carefully called out another thick book to read. "After a man enters puberty at the age of thirteen or fourteen, he develops an ignorant affection for the opposite sex..."

"Change again!" Yan Guangde frowned, his silver-gray eyes seemed to have a cold light.

Robot J trembled, jumped over immediately, and read again: "There are also some men who are not interested in the opposite sex by nature, but love the same sex..."

"Well," Yan Guangde folded his eyelids comfortably, sat back and said in a deep voice, "Read on carefully."

Robot J had to honestly read the "History of Human Homosexuality Research" from more than three centuries ago, from the historical records of the ancient Hua Kingdom to the famous "Stone Stone" in country A. "The Wall Incident" [Note], the full text is boring, and Robot J reads it through with that playful and enthusiastic voice.During the period, he was interrupted by Yan Guangde, who kept picking out the clips he was interested in, and asked the robot J to go back and rewind.

Robot J talked about this ancient research material for three hours.

From the time when he accompanied Yan Guangde on the star track door, until Yan Guangde walked into the tadpole research institute and sat in the high-back chair that belonged to him, Robot J was still talking about the details of how those people pursued the same-sex partner story.

"Stop, just that one, repeat it again." Yan Guangde listened with relish, crossed his hands, put them on his knees, raised his two 1.4-meter-long legs, and a faint smile appeared in his silver-gray eyes.

Robot J was startled, and subconsciously confirmed what he had just repeated.This is just a vulgar story of a young man pretending to be a transvestite at home in order to please his lover, wearing a maid outfit with a pair of rabbit ears on his head.He didn't expect the master to be so partial to this negative teaching material, that it was not enough to listen to it four times in a row, and he even asked to listen to it for the fifth time.

Robot J scowled and repeated it in an enthusiastic voice.When it comes to the young man mopping the floor in the kitchen, the maid revealed a fluffy snow-white rabbit tail, shaking it in the wind...Yan Guangde showed an unbelievable smile on his face, stroked his chin with his hand, and asked it abruptly: " Can you meow like a rabbit?"

As a new nanny robot successfully developed in the middle of the 21st century, a robot that can read hundreds of billions of memory sticks and an astonishing amount of calculations in one second, it... got stuck!

"Learn one." Yan Guangde kicked him with his toes, and his shiny old-fashioned leather shoes shone black.The thin lips evoked a malicious smile. "Speak better."

Robot J wants to die.

It's a pity that it is a robot, and even the dignity of death is gone.

At the critical moment, in order to restore the precarious self-esteem of a top robot in the 21st century that had been thrown on the ground by its master as a rag, Robot J shook its head, and the blue light screen faintly flashed back. "Master, what happened to you, who are you going to chase after?"

Robot J has never been so bold. In order not to anger its owner, it deliberately adjusted its voice to the most innocent one.There is the high spirits of a young man, but also the disdain to look down on the world, which wins people's hearts and souls.

Yan Guangde lost his mind for a moment.

A few minutes later, he raised his head from the chair, and there was something faintly shining in his silver-gray eyes. "J, you said 'go back', do you know where I'm going back?"

Robot J answered more cautiously. "Master, you are in a coma, and there are six hours and one second connected to the timeline of the last century. The clock you left in my body points to 1999 for an instant."

Yan Guangde raised his eyelids. "Who else knows but you?"

"No more." Robot J answered cautiously, but his tone was firm. "I am a robot built by the owner himself. Unlike those that come off the automated assembly line, all the timelines in my body are calculated in years, not hours, minutes, and seconds."

Yan Guangde's eyes were concentrated, he thought for a moment, then smiled.

He laughed a lot today.

"Not bad." He smiled.

I don't know whether to appreciate Robot J's cleverness and good answer, or just a simple affirmation that its answer is good.

Therefore, Robot J asked one more question carefully. "Master, how did you go back to 1999, and how did you go back to 2050?"

"secret."

Yan Guangde, who has always been strict and serious in his speech and smile, was playful on a rare occasion. He put his big hand on Robot J's shoulder and stood up with a smile. "I'm going to stay in the lab for a while, if someone comes to me, do you know what to do?"

"I know." Robot J quickly replied: "If someone comes, no matter who it is, I will answer that the owner is repairing the damage to the cell body, and it is not convenient to see guests."

"Children can be taught!" When Yan Guangde spoke, the man had already walked to the door of the inner laboratory, turned the door lock, his silver-gray eyes clicked on the pupil scanner, turned his head and smiled and said to the robot J: "Everything that happened in the nutrition cabin , just for you to know. If you can't stop the visiting guests, you can start the self-destruction process."

The so-called self-destruction program is to clean up all its memories as a highly intelligent robot.As far as the robot is concerned, it is equivalent to announcing the death of its independent personality.But Robot J still responded enthusiastically. "Okay, master."

The white round egg-shaped door closed.

Yan Guangde walked into the laboratory alone, lay flat on the white bed, pressed the ring on the ring finger of his left hand, and then put on the helmet connected to the brainwaves, with a smile on his thin lips.

The last time he went back to 1999, he was unprepared, which led to a crushing defeat in front of Jin Yan. I am afraid that person still thinks he is baffled.Inexplicably broke into Jin Yan's house, inexplicably forced kissed him, and inexplicably put him down when he could have devoured his stomach, and left the villa at No. 668, Biyuan Road, Qingshan Avenue alone.

This time, absolutely not!

Yan Guangde was full of confidence when he lay down.The brainwaves were connected to the screen monitor, which faithfully recorded the moment of the quantum collapse in his body. In another time and space, he connected to the 21-year-old young body that belonged to him, and went online again.

There seemed to be the sound of water gurgling in his ear, followed by a splash, some cold liquid splashed on his chest.A foot stepped on his heart, causing him to choke and cough.

"Cough cough!" Yan Guangde opened his eyes, his eyelids flickered, and viscous liquid flowed down his forehead hair, soaking it all the way to his chest.And this body was wet and obviously uncomfortable.

That foot leaves.It was replaced by a fist again.

Yan Guangde was in a trance and seemed to have double images.A wretched middle-aged man wearing a peaked cap was beating him, and his fist was pressed over, squeezing his cheeks to the side.

……what's the situation? !

Yan Guangde straightened his legs suddenly, struggling to sit up.Unexpectedly, there was a yellow wooden chair tied behind him. With this movement, there was a bang, and even the man and the chair fell to the ground.

It's really unfavorable for fleeting years!

Yan Guangde's handsome face was a little distorted, and there was a smell of blood between his teeth.He raised his eyelids and glared at the wretched middle-aged man who was laughing loudly in front of him.

"Hehe, you're awake!" The wretched middle-aged man stroked his hands, grinning and showing his yellow teeth, and he let out a smell of smoke as he spoke. "You brat is quite courageous! You are a school flower in the school, and you dare to climb Mr. Jin's bed!"

...climbing on Jin Yan's bed? !

He does think so!

Yan Guangde snorted through his nostrils, narrowed his eyes and asked, "Who are you?"

"I'm the one who taught you a lesson!" The wretched middle-aged man said as he walked over, kicked him with black leather boots, and bent down to give him another punch. "Some people don't like your face, and your legs. I'll give you 5 yuan to get rid of you. If you want to blame, you can only blame you for being too attractive!"

Yan Guangde watched him bend over coldly, tensed his toes without saying a word, then kicked out his feet suddenly when the man approached, and the man and the chair were thrown out.

With this leap, the foot leaped one meter away.

The wretched middle-aged man didn't expect him to be so brave even with his hands tied, he kicked him to the ground because of a carelessness, he got up angrily, and said aggressively: "Hehe! How dare you jump around! Wait for me to use a steel rod to scrape him!" Your legs, beat you all over the ground like a dog crawling!"

As the wretched middle-aged man said, he picked up a thick and long steel rod from behind the door, and walked towards him with a grinning grin.

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[Note] For the Stonewall incident, those who are interested can search the beginning and end of the incident by themselves.This article is empty in modern times, all names and countries are empty, love you!All for harmony. (づ￣3￣)づ