Non-humans want to be friends with me

Bai Xue was already thinking of quitting, but she couldn't bear the way Fu Zhouhan looked at her, so she held her head up high to give herself confidence.She put her hands on her hips and said, "Don't believe me, this is Fu He's idea."

Fu He was a little embarrassed when he heard this. At first he thought this was a good way to make money, but when he just made the plan, he realized that it was difficult to do it.

"Oh? Then how are you going to help me make a lot of money?" Fu Zhouhan became interested.

"Doesn't the Ministry of Public Security issue rewards for arrests? Generally, the rewards are in the tens of thousands, and there are even more cases of bad nature." Bai Xue talked about these confident appearances, but in fact he had no idea, "Anyway, we are ghosts. , can run around without being noticed.”

Fu Zhouhan has followed some official Weibo, and has seen the rewards issued before, so he naturally knows the approximate amount.Because of the large amount of money, netizens ridiculed that the opportunity to make money has come.

If you accidentally find a fugitive suspect and report it, there is no problem.But if you want to make money from this, it's a bit too whimsical.

Fu Zhouhan wrung his fingers and listed the existing problems. He said, "First of all, since they are fugitives, they will definitely hide. Where do you go to find them? Second, the rewards and arrests belonging to S city or even the province are limited. Are you still chasing the fugitive from all over the world? Just say that you can find the fugitive. If it is too far away from S City, who knows if he will go to another place when you come to inform me? Take a step back and say, it is a good time The location is favorable and the people are harmonious, are you sure you can remember the appearance of the wanted criminal?"

These issues were basically mentioned during their discussion just now, and Bai Xue was of course very clear about them.But the question of appearance was really ignored by them.

Most people have very ordinary looks, and generally rely on a photo alone, and cannot be easily recognized in reality.There is no way to compare the photos, even if the wanted criminal comes up to him, he may not be able to recognize him.

Bai Xue said a little frantically, "It would be great if I had a mobile phone, it would be much more convenient."

Jiang Hongfeng said: "Even if you rule out all the impossible factors, burn a mobile phone for you, and you can receive it. Then you can't communicate, let alone connect to WiFi."

He also had this kind of thought for a moment, but he quickly figured out the key point, so he didn't have any delusions anymore.He would be satisfied if he could let Fu Zhouhan play TV for him in his free time.

Bai Xue remembered the ghosts she had seen before, the underworld has a structure similar to the human world, ghosts can choose to reincarnate or work in the underworld.Modern devices such as mobile phones and computers can also be used.

But since she became a ghost, let alone these convenient and democratic systems, she has never seen black and white impermanence.If Fu Zhouhan hadn't gone to Shenlv Peak, she might even be trapped in the bathroom of the hotel for life after life.

Bai Xue questioned this: "Since ghosts exist, why are there no underworld organizations?"

Fu Zhouhan felt that this was a profound question, and he couldn't answer it, but he still replied seriously: "I really don't know about it, maybe it exists or maybe it does. It's just that we haven't seen it, so we think it doesn't exist."

Jiang Hongfeng also expressed his thoughts: "Maybe we just slipped through the net."

Bai Xue retorted him: "What is a fish that slipped through the net? We are lucky darlings!"

Perhaps because of frequent disagreements with Bai Xue, Jiang Hongfeng gradually unlocked the instinct of a poisonous tongue, and he immediately answered: "I'm afraid you don't even believe this. If you're really lucky, you'll fall to your death in the shower?"

Bai Xue was so blocked that she couldn't speak, she was furious like a puffer fish, and it took her a while to find an excuse: "It's because I was so unlucky in life, that's why I'm lucky after death."

Jiang Hongfeng didn't respond anymore, but gave her a look to let her understand, and then he brought the topic back: "We are now discussing how to help Fu Zhouhan make money, and it is best to earn more. Since it is difficult to make money by reporting, Then put it aside for now, and think of other ways."

Fu Zhouhan said quickly: "I thank you for your kindness, but my salary is pretty good now, so you don't have to think about making money for me."

"The consumption level in City S is so high, the monthly rent, water and electricity plus living expenses are a big expense. Even if you are frugal enough, you probably won't be able to save much." Bai Xue has lived here for several years and knows the prices here very well. "Don't you want to buy a house? If this continues, it will take a long time to earn a down payment."

Although the words are good, Fu Zhouhan doesn't want to rely on these ghosts to make money.It's not that he is hypocritical, but that he feels that he cannot owe favors.And he treats these three ghosts as friends, if money is really involved, it will change the flavor.

"Anyway, you didn't think of a suitable solution, so let's put this matter aside for now." Fu Zhouhan put the topic aside and began to unpack the express delivery, "This should be the snacks I bought, and I'll share some with you later."

"Ghosts can still eat these things?!" Bai Xue hadn't eaten since she became a ghost. She didn't feel hungry, and she didn't know the benefits of making an offering, so she was surprised to hear Fu Zhouhan's words.

Fu Zhouhan pondered for a while: "Eating directly should not work, I only know that offering energy can provide you with energy."

"There is such a thing, I don't know it at all." Bai Xue felt very surprised, and she asked again, "What will happen if you eat it directly?"

Fu Zhouhan thought that although ghosts can touch non-living things, they do not belong to the same world as objects in the world after all, so they should not be able to merge.

He said: "I'm afraid I can't digest it. If you are curious, you can try it."

Bai Xue really picked up a bag of biscuits, but in the process of tearing the seal, because she couldn't control the strength, her hand went straight through the bag of biscuits, and she tore it three times before opening the bag.

As if about to do something big, Bai Xue took out a biscuit and held his breath, then took a light bite.A small piece of biscuit fell to the ground at the speed of free fall along Bai Xue's esophagus.

The scene fell silent for a while, and then Jiang Hongfeng burst out laughing, Fu Zhouhan couldn't help laughing, and Fu He pursed his lips, obviously holding back his laughter.

Bai Xue became furious, she threw the biscuit in her hand: "What's so funny! I won't eat it."

Fu Zhouhan restrained his smile, cut out the carton to make simple tablets for Bai Xue and Fu He, and then took out Jiang Hongfeng's card and the incense he bought earlier.

Before that, Fu Zhouhan offered sacrifices to Jiang Hongfeng, and through experiments, he found that some incense was needed, and he placed a tablet on it.Fortunately, the tablet doesn't need to be very formal, just write the name, birthday and death date.

Fu Zhouhan arranged everything, and then asked: "Is there anything you want to eat? I can arrange it."

Bai Xue asked, "Can you feel the smell?"

Fu Zhouhan said: "You have to ask Jiang Hongfeng about this."

Jiang Hongfeng: "Taste and smell do not feel food, but different things bring different feelings. It is difficult to explain this, and you need to experience it yourself."

Bai Xue: "Then let's have some of the same."

After Fu Zhouhan lit the incense and closed his hands to worship, the three ghosts all felt it.Jiang Hongfeng has experienced it a long time ago, so he feels it is very common.But Fu He was shocked in his heart. He was very familiar with this mysterious feeling, and he soon realized that he suddenly felt energetic before, maybe someone was worshiping him.

Bai Xue had never experienced this kind of experience, it was completely different from the feeling brought by Fu Zhouhan's practice, it was more like a ghost's way of eating or recharging energy.

But Fu Zhouhan put several snacks there, and Bai Xue didn't feel the difference. She thought that she would know which one felt better after trying a few more foods in the future.

After the three ghosts were "satisfied with wine and food", they all showed happy expressions on their faces.

Bai Xue felt refreshed. Seeing the untouched food on the table, she asked, "After these things are served, they should remain unchanged in principle. Fu Zhouhan, can you take them and continue eating?"

Fu Zhouhan said: "I thought the same way before, but I don't know if it's because of psychological reasons or other factors. I always feel that the taste is not right. It's not the kind that has deteriorated and can't be eaten. I just feel that the taste is not so good. .”

"This probably follows the law of energy conservation." Fu He said softly, "Although this energy conversion is a bit special."

Fu Zhouhan nodded and said, "You are right, it should be like this."

Bai Xue suddenly thought of the original topic again: "Then we ate what you bought, and we can't use it again, shouldn't we help you make money?"

Fu Zhouhan raised his forehead, it seems that these ghosts will not give up on this matter.He said helplessly: "It's up to you, as long as you have a way to make money."

Bai Xue was silent for a moment, this was really embarrassing.She originally thought that she would do it directly by herself and use Fu Zhouhan's computer to do the translation work.But Jiang Hongfeng said, try not to touch electrical appliances and the like.

Because Jiang Hongfeng's hand accidentally passed through the computer last time, he felt like an electric shock.That weak electric current can't have any effect on his body, but he is afraid that it will damage the computer to a certain extent.

Bai Xue was very capable of working during her lifetime, and she didn't earn a lot of money, but she was much better than ordinary working-class people.She couldn't believe it anymore. After she became a ghost, she couldn't continue to make money.

"I'll go out first." Bai Xue said hello and went out, she was going to find a suitable way to make money.Even if you can get inspiration from the outside, you can also open up the current dilemma.

Seeing Bai Xue go out, Jiang Hongfeng and Fu He knew what she was probably going to do.They all silently began to think about how they could help Fu Zhouhan.

Fu Zhouhan knew that he couldn't stop the enthusiasm of these three ghosts, so he decided to let them go. Anyway, he must explain to him in the end, otherwise they would not be able to realize their ideas no matter how good they are.

However, before the three ghosts could find a way to make money, something happened to Fu Zhouhan's company, and he was likely to face the serious problem of unemployment.