Daoist has facial paralysis

The bewitched woman heard him speak, she really squeezed her mouth tightly, and ran to the corner of the bed with all her strength, her body shaking like a sieve.

Dongxinan folded his arms and looked down at her, "Why are you hiding? It's useless for you to hide under the bed, and you're shouting and disturbing the people, do you know that! Get out of here!"

"Master Daoist...you spared my life...I was wrong..." the woman opened her mouth and cried.

"Did I let you talk?" Dongxinan's complexion turned cold and his tone was gloomy. The woman's face changed drastically, she rolled her eyes and passed out.

A cloud of yellow air came out of the woman's mouth and nose, fell to the ground, and turned into a human figure, scrambling and trying to escape.

Zhou Yibei was stunned for a moment, he had never seen a ghost so afraid of a Taoist priest before, and it was a yellow-clothed ghost, it was not easy for ordinary Taoist priests to clean up, the Southwest Taoist priest had never even taken out a Zhang Talisman Well, just a few threats will scare the crap out of this ghost... His uncle is really different from others.

Dongxinan turned his hand and a black shadow popped out, and the ghost in yellow screamed and was pressed against the wall, with an octagonal talisman stuck on the back of his neck, scorching the back of his neck black.

"Here?" Dongxinan sat on the chair after catching the evil spirit, and suddenly said these two words out of thin air. Zhou Yibei turned his head to look at him with doubts in his eyes, "Uncle Master? You called me?"

"Hey hey..." There was a sinister laugh from under his feet, Yi Bei looked down and saw two balls of air rising up from below, condensing into two ghost messengers holding chains.

"Master Dong, I'm sorry to trouble you. Didn't this sweet-eating brat bump into you? We blamed our ineffective guards. I didn't expect this brat to be so troublesome. Before he left, he would make such a fuss. I'm so sorry that you even let us know By the way, sir, do you smoke?" One of the ghost servants held up a cigarette with a playful smile on his face.

Another ghost messenger elbowed him, "The Southwest Taoist priest doesn't smoke, so put it away!"

"Oh, forget it, don't you blame Master Dong?"

Dongxinan got up and patted his clothes, and took back the octagonal talisman, "Don't waste time, take the dirty things away, so I can get paid for the work."

"Yes, Taoist, please go slowly. Next time you have something to ask for help, you will be on call..." The ghost almost bowed and sent Dongxinan away, turned to look at the paralyzed ghost in yellow, and immediately Then he changed into a tricky face, "Damn, you kid is making a fuss! What the hell is going to Dongxinan's hands! Do you know that the first time I saw him, I was so scared that he peed! What a hell! If you don’t go, you will cause trouble! Look at how I report it! Let me tell you! Don’t even think about being a pig in your next life!”

The ghost guard dragged the yellow-clothed ghost down with curses. The yellow-clothed ghost was so frightened that he fluttered in mid-air. Be quiet, don't let him hear, can you offend the ghost king? I want to talk about it after walking away."

Here, Zhou Yibei followed the Southwest Taoist priest to meet Mrs. Zhao. He looked at the back of the Southwest Taoist priest and lowered his head in thought while carrying his briefcase. People are amazed. In the past, when ghosts met Taoist priests, the former was always arrogant, while the latter nodded and bowed. uncle……

Master...what is the reason?

Zhou Yibei frowned, he wanted to know why the East, West and South are so strong, and what is the Dao of the Southwest Daoist?Or...is it just the fear of being so sophisticated?Yi Bei couldn't figure it out, two wrinkles formed between his brows.

"Thank you, Taoist priest, I'm really sorry to trouble you." Mrs. Zhao immediately felt at ease when she heard that she was fine, and handed Dong Dongnan a thick envelope with a smile, "Just be careful, I will ask the Taoist priest to take care of you next time."

"Don't say that, Mrs. Zhao, we are all friends, and we should take care of each other," Daoist Southwest took the envelope without looking at it, and stuffed it into Zhou Yibei's arms.

After chatting with Mrs. Zhao for a while, and helping her check her recent fortune, the Southwest Taoist priest led his little nephew out of the hospital.

......

near Changjiang Road

The night has fallen, and the clouds of the day have dissipated. It will be a bright moon in the sky, and two people are walking on the road

The good road was five or six meters wide, and Zhou Yibei, who had been shaking his head, bumped his head against the street lamp, holding back a cry of pain that almost blurted out, and Yi Bei stood next to the street lamp with his face covered to regain his senses.

"Why are you in a daze? On such a wide road, you still expect the street lamps to hide from you with long eyes and long legs?" A disgusted voice sounded.

Zhou Yibei held his nose and raised his head. Because it was so sour, his cold eyes were filled with tears. He raised his head and saw the helpless and disgusted expression of Dongxinan standing on the side, and his face turned red... Dao Chang's face... It was too clear during the day... He hurriedly lowered his head to avoid the inexplicable tension caused by the too clear vision at night.

"...You're not going to cry, are you?" Dongxinan looked at Yi Bei inexplicably, and put his hands on his head, "How old is a child, and you still cry all day long, your father raised you like a girl, right? Hold back quickly, how embarrassing."

Zhou Yibei didn't speak, and held back his tears. He turned his head and saw his uncle Southwest with strange eyes, and the flush that had just subsided rose up again.

"Is it okay to be a little promising? Why are you blushing when you talk to me? Do I look like your future daughter-in-law or father-in-law?"

"It won't happen next time..." Zhou Yibei's voice was muffled with his red nose and red eyes.

"...Forget it," Dongxinan didn't bother to care about the inexplicable problems of these juniors, "give me the envelope."

Zhou Yibei covered his nose with one hand and flipped through the briefcase with the other, and handed the thick envelope to Dongxinan. The latter opened the envelope and took a casual look, then pulled out a stack of red notes and stuffed them into Yibei's hands, "Here you are." of."

"Thank you, uncle, but I can't..."

"It's wages, don't worry if you work with me, you won't be hungry... The rent will also be waived first, but in addition to three meals a day, you are also responsible for making supper."

"Hmm..." Zhou Yibei nodded in a daze. He didn't see that his uncle was developing him into a younger brother step by step. He silently followed Dongxinan into the foreign building. Yibei couldn't bear it. I stopped talking, "Master...do you also see that the incense eater is strange?"

"What's so strange," Dongxinan said in a flat tone, as if he didn't want to understand this kind of problem at all.

"It's normal for a fragrance eater to like to get close to women...but that Xiaoxiu...isn't too pretty, right?" Zhou Yibei chose his words carefully, and helped Dongxinan put the shoes he had replaced into the shoe cabinet. asked.

"If you want to say that she is not good-looking, just say it, and she is not here..." Dongxinan smiled coldly, and suddenly stretched out his arms to wrap around Yi Bei's shoulders from behind, and his breath fell on his ears, "You You're still smart, but you're just pretending to be stupid?"

"No...not..." Zhou Yibei felt numbness in the area swept by the breath, and grabbed the briefcase in his hand, "I just find it strange...Uncle, can you let me go?"

Dongxinan let go of his hands and rubbed the back of his head, and said amusedly, "You really look like a little girl."

"..." Zhou Yibei touched his ears, frowned and avoided looking at the Southwest Taoist priest as much as possible.

"The fragrance eater should be Mrs. Zhao and her husband who found someone to get them to their house," Daoist Xixi said calmly, but he kept on talking in a non-surprising manner.

Zhou Yibei looked at him in surprise, "Why?"

"He already has someone outside, and he doesn't want to divorce and divide the property. He probably wants to find a way to let his wife die early, and he can still get a sum of insurance money...Everyone knows it well, It’s just a couple who seem to be inseparable.”

"Then she also knows about that Mrs. Zhao today?"

"Of course I know, otherwise the person possessed would not be the nanny but the hostess... Go make a pot of tea, I'll go up and meditate, and I'll come down to drink it when it's cold," the Taoist priest said calmly These chaos, slowly walked upstairs.

Zhou Yibei held the briefcase in a daze for more than ten seconds, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he frowned. A couple who seem to be in harmony with each other?If you have no feelings, you have to find ways to kill each other... Is it normal?why?The figure of Dongxinan had disappeared from sight, but Zhou Yibei was still staring at the direction he left, thinking puzzledly.