It is the heart that eats the most beautiful. said the butcher.
"Quickly get Snow White..." the queen ordered overjoyedly, but found that Snow White was not in the room, and asked the soldier angrily, "Why don't you take good care of him!"
He wanted to say that the soldier was wronged, but he was asked to shut up...
"I can help you get Snow White's heart back," said the butcher.
"That's great! What do you want?" The queen was delighted.
"I have only one request." The butcher looked enigmatic.
"Huh?" Queen/Soldier.
"That is……"
"?!"
"I want……"
"Say it!" the queen said impatiently.
"Many, many requests." The butcher finally finished.
"roll!!!"
Punishment Volume☆Snow White ([-])
Xu Yao walked on the path deep into the forest, humming a cheerful tune, not worried about the queen's pursuit at all.
Um?Why?
Who made him a snake spirit with a wide heart and a thin body? (ˉ▽ˉ)~
Punishment paper... It seems normal now, so what's the point... He entered the punishment paper because he killed the target of the raid, and the system crashed... Huh?What is the relationship between the system and the strategy target?
Who cares... a few dungeon characters have come out now, and the rest will definitely appear next.Let’s go find the dwarves first. If there are too many people, they won’t be replaced. A wooden house appeared in front of Xu Yao’s eyes. Well... this height is a little higher for the dwarves... Humans are more or less inhabited...
Walking in, there was a meal on the long table. Xu Yao was puzzled and didn't eat it lightly.
He hooked his lips, walked out of the wooden house, and hid in a big tree.
A few hours later... a one-meter-long piece of Chinese paper was carrying a hoe, but his handsome face was covered with strong muscles, his chest hair was thick, and he had an expression of not being close to strangers.
"..." Xu Yao is dead, and the dwarf is also ooc? !There is only one!Also, don't you feel terrified when you look at the face of the mermaid prince? !
Mom, come and save me QAQ...
"Oh? Is there a guest?" The dwarf raised his eyebrows and looked at the big tree.
Xu Yao slowly descended the tree, raised her skirt and bent her knees: "Hi, sir."
"A... ugly and short human being..." The dwarf looked contemptuous.
"..." Xu Yao.
Can you still have fun playing ah wow!Flip the table!
"Excuse me... what breed are you?" Xu Yao asked hesitantly. He knew it was impolite, but he was really curious...
"Of course it's a giant!" The dwarf glared angrily.
Xu Yao stared seriously at the one-meter-high Chinese paper, and suddenly wanted to slap him: "Really, Mr. Dwarf, can I stay in your room for a while?"
The dwarf was amazed by Xu Yao's ability to quickly switch facial expressions, completely ignored the address, and nodded: "Of course."
From then on, Xu Yao lived a peaceful (bei) fixed (ren) happy (nu) happy (yi) life in the dwarf's wooden house.
---------
"Humans, I'm hungry, let's cook!" said the dwarf.
"Okay." Xu Yao.
……
"Humans, wash your clothes when they are dirty!" said the dwarf.
"Ok."
……
"Humans, the house is dirty, go and clean it!" said the dwarf.
"……"tender.
"Why do I have to do this!" Xu Yao flipped the table.
"Short, ugly and stupid human, who asked you to live in my house?" The dwarf sneered.
"……"tender……
"Okay." Xu Yao compromised.
--------
What about the good and just seven dwarfs? !It doesn't matter if the quality is exchanged for the quantity, TMD is to multiply all the negative energies!It must be a pervert to abuse this delicate little fairy like this!
He, no, did it!
On a sad night, Xu Yao finally remembered the word "leave", ransacked a dwarf's house with tears in his eyes, and headed deep into the forest with a heavy package on his back.
He might as well live in seclusion in the punishment paper to be annoying, the system makes him feel so tired, he feels that he will never be annoying anymore... QAQ
However, it turns out that there is always a bigger coffee table in this world, and Xu Yao is currently climbing up without knowing it...
Punishment Volume☆Snow White ([-])
"My dear princess, we meet again." The butcher said cheerfully.
Xu Yao lifted her bag and looked at the open grassland around her.So if there is a forest, there must be grassland!There's nowhere to hide!
"Hehe, hello." Xu Yao was expressionless, and first raised the hatred value to be annoying...
"Please hand over your heart!" The butcher smiled excitedly, and pulled out a huge watermelon knife from nowhere.
Yes!You read that right!It is the best artifact that can be called the best artifact for killing people, stealing goods, fighting and collecting protection fees-watermelon, knife!
Xu Yao said: Oh, I'm so scared~
"What if I say no?" Xu Yao hooked her lips and cast a wink, "Hero, what do you want to do to the slave family?"
"How dare you!" The perplexed butcher took out another watermelon knife.
"..." Xu Yao looked at the sky, had his charisma value been cleared by the penalty paper...
Also, whoever is full has nothing to do and throws two watermelon knives on his body!
Answer: Butcher.
Xu Yao: I haha your face! (flip table)
Ah, life is at stake now, and I know that I am going to die, but I was killed so many times before, so there is no excitement and freshness at all, so what the hell...
"Sure enough, there is no love in this world, errrr~" Xu Yao covered her face.
"Dear princess, how can you be so negative?" Butcher looked at Xu Yao with a broken heart, "Even if you are going to die, you can't deny the love of this world!"
So naturally you took a watermelon knife to take my heart but poured me chicken soup, aren't you afraid of fine points...
Xu Yao grieved: "But, this world always makes me live in darkness..."
"How can you think so? Heaven has given you a great mission, and you must first painstakingly work your mind, toil your body, and starve your bones..." said the butcher, "That's just the world's test for you, and his kindness is a For everyone, regardless of class or race..."
"Such cheap kindness... how can it warm the extreme ice?" Xu Yao sneered and mocked, "How can you understand everything I have experienced? After all, you are just a bunch of data."
"If you don't change after repeated teachings, you can't carve rotten wood!" The butcher became angry, and swung the watermelon knife to chop at Xu Yao.
Xu Yao: Can Western fairy tales not have the shadow of the East...
"Ding-
Penalty Roll Tips:
Title task reward: Shrink the ground into an inch X1 to take effect.
Activity direction: random. "
Xu Yao was teleported. However, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he was greatly frightened.
"boom-"
When Xu Yao opened her eyes...
Fuck, this must be a dream, the punishment roll, you fucking can't send me back to the tiger's den again!
Yes, he went back to the dwarf's house and fell on the dwarf's bed, it doesn't matter, the important thing is: the dwarf is under him right now~
"Heh, you stupid, ugly and short human being who ran away, you are back again..." The dwarf sneered, grabbed Xu Yao's neck with his hands, turned over hard, and pressed Xu Yao under him, Xu Yao unexpectedly Can't escape! ! !
Fuck, this small body must not be directly proportional to his strength! ! !
"It was just an accident, dear dwarf..." Xu Yao wanted to cry.
"It's useless to act like a baby~" The dwarf put on a gentle smile, but Xu Yao was startled, "Are you ready to be fucked?"
QAQ, why is NPC blackened and swollen...
"Snapped!"
The wooden door was kicked open, and the butcher led the head of the palace guard and a group of younger brothers, no, a group of soldiers surrounded the wooden house.
Um?The head of the guard looks familiar... Has the soldier who captured him been promoted?
Chief of the Guard: I was originally the Chief of the Guard!
"Dear little dwarves, they are so scary~" Xu Yao threw himself into his arms so unsteadily, and as for the hand on his neck...it was the possessive desire of love~
Punishment Volume☆Snow White ([-])
"Hand over Snow White!" the chief guard angrily reprimanded.
"You are actually a princess?! Stupid, ugly and short human being." The dwarf's eyes were full of disbelief, and then a strange light burst out, "Even so, you are my property."
"Nonsense! Snow White belongs to our noble queen!" The chief guard sneered.
Xu Yao recalled the image of the queen's strong man, and she was stupefied... In the original play, Snow White's father had multiple mouths!
"What does it have to do with me?" The dwarf stood up and looked down at the chief guard and the butcher.
"Actually, beating and killing hurts the peace. Why don't we sit down and have a cup of tea together and have a good talk. Humans need to communicate~" Butcher suggested, the premise: ignore his action of wiping the watermelon knife.
"That's not necessary," the dwarf said disdainfully, "For matters between men, a fight will be fine."
"..." Xu Yao.He is not good at fighting, so it is better to be silent.
"If we both lose, won't the cunning princess escape?" The chief guard frowned and looked at Xu Yao.
"..." Xu Yao was expressionless, isn't your setting silly?Why can't you think of that! ! !
"That makes sense." The dwarf nodded and looked at Xu Yao, "This stupid, ugly and short princess is a human being with a criminal record."
"..." Xu Yao.Thank you, it goes without saying that it is so clear.
"Foreigner, how about I just want his heart?" The butcher laughed.
Xu Yao: ...Although he knows that the goods have no right to speak, can you let him listen to himself being divided and thrown without being so blunt!
"Removing the heart is guaranteed to be harmless to the human body?" asked the dwarf.
"Naturally." Butcher said confidently.
bodyguard
"Quickly get Snow White..." the queen ordered overjoyedly, but found that Snow White was not in the room, and asked the soldier angrily, "Why don't you take good care of him!"
He wanted to say that the soldier was wronged, but he was asked to shut up...
"I can help you get Snow White's heart back," said the butcher.
"That's great! What do you want?" The queen was delighted.
"I have only one request." The butcher looked enigmatic.
"Huh?" Queen/Soldier.
"That is……"
"?!"
"I want……"
"Say it!" the queen said impatiently.
"Many, many requests." The butcher finally finished.
"roll!!!"
Punishment Volume☆Snow White ([-])
Xu Yao walked on the path deep into the forest, humming a cheerful tune, not worried about the queen's pursuit at all.
Um?Why?
Who made him a snake spirit with a wide heart and a thin body? (ˉ▽ˉ)~
Punishment paper... It seems normal now, so what's the point... He entered the punishment paper because he killed the target of the raid, and the system crashed... Huh?What is the relationship between the system and the strategy target?
Who cares... a few dungeon characters have come out now, and the rest will definitely appear next.Let’s go find the dwarves first. If there are too many people, they won’t be replaced. A wooden house appeared in front of Xu Yao’s eyes. Well... this height is a little higher for the dwarves... Humans are more or less inhabited...
Walking in, there was a meal on the long table. Xu Yao was puzzled and didn't eat it lightly.
He hooked his lips, walked out of the wooden house, and hid in a big tree.
A few hours later... a one-meter-long piece of Chinese paper was carrying a hoe, but his handsome face was covered with strong muscles, his chest hair was thick, and he had an expression of not being close to strangers.
"..." Xu Yao is dead, and the dwarf is also ooc? !There is only one!Also, don't you feel terrified when you look at the face of the mermaid prince? !
Mom, come and save me QAQ...
"Oh? Is there a guest?" The dwarf raised his eyebrows and looked at the big tree.
Xu Yao slowly descended the tree, raised her skirt and bent her knees: "Hi, sir."
"A... ugly and short human being..." The dwarf looked contemptuous.
"..." Xu Yao.
Can you still have fun playing ah wow!Flip the table!
"Excuse me... what breed are you?" Xu Yao asked hesitantly. He knew it was impolite, but he was really curious...
"Of course it's a giant!" The dwarf glared angrily.
Xu Yao stared seriously at the one-meter-high Chinese paper, and suddenly wanted to slap him: "Really, Mr. Dwarf, can I stay in your room for a while?"
The dwarf was amazed by Xu Yao's ability to quickly switch facial expressions, completely ignored the address, and nodded: "Of course."
From then on, Xu Yao lived a peaceful (bei) fixed (ren) happy (nu) happy (yi) life in the dwarf's wooden house.
---------
"Humans, I'm hungry, let's cook!" said the dwarf.
"Okay." Xu Yao.
……
"Humans, wash your clothes when they are dirty!" said the dwarf.
"Ok."
……
"Humans, the house is dirty, go and clean it!" said the dwarf.
"……"tender.
"Why do I have to do this!" Xu Yao flipped the table.
"Short, ugly and stupid human, who asked you to live in my house?" The dwarf sneered.
"……"tender……
"Okay." Xu Yao compromised.
--------
What about the good and just seven dwarfs? !It doesn't matter if the quality is exchanged for the quantity, TMD is to multiply all the negative energies!It must be a pervert to abuse this delicate little fairy like this!
He, no, did it!
On a sad night, Xu Yao finally remembered the word "leave", ransacked a dwarf's house with tears in his eyes, and headed deep into the forest with a heavy package on his back.
He might as well live in seclusion in the punishment paper to be annoying, the system makes him feel so tired, he feels that he will never be annoying anymore... QAQ
However, it turns out that there is always a bigger coffee table in this world, and Xu Yao is currently climbing up without knowing it...
Punishment Volume☆Snow White ([-])
"My dear princess, we meet again." The butcher said cheerfully.
Xu Yao lifted her bag and looked at the open grassland around her.So if there is a forest, there must be grassland!There's nowhere to hide!
"Hehe, hello." Xu Yao was expressionless, and first raised the hatred value to be annoying...
"Please hand over your heart!" The butcher smiled excitedly, and pulled out a huge watermelon knife from nowhere.
Yes!You read that right!It is the best artifact that can be called the best artifact for killing people, stealing goods, fighting and collecting protection fees-watermelon, knife!
Xu Yao said: Oh, I'm so scared~
"What if I say no?" Xu Yao hooked her lips and cast a wink, "Hero, what do you want to do to the slave family?"
"How dare you!" The perplexed butcher took out another watermelon knife.
"..." Xu Yao looked at the sky, had his charisma value been cleared by the penalty paper...
Also, whoever is full has nothing to do and throws two watermelon knives on his body!
Answer: Butcher.
Xu Yao: I haha your face! (flip table)
Ah, life is at stake now, and I know that I am going to die, but I was killed so many times before, so there is no excitement and freshness at all, so what the hell...
"Sure enough, there is no love in this world, errrr~" Xu Yao covered her face.
"Dear princess, how can you be so negative?" Butcher looked at Xu Yao with a broken heart, "Even if you are going to die, you can't deny the love of this world!"
So naturally you took a watermelon knife to take my heart but poured me chicken soup, aren't you afraid of fine points...
Xu Yao grieved: "But, this world always makes me live in darkness..."
"How can you think so? Heaven has given you a great mission, and you must first painstakingly work your mind, toil your body, and starve your bones..." said the butcher, "That's just the world's test for you, and his kindness is a For everyone, regardless of class or race..."
"Such cheap kindness... how can it warm the extreme ice?" Xu Yao sneered and mocked, "How can you understand everything I have experienced? After all, you are just a bunch of data."
"If you don't change after repeated teachings, you can't carve rotten wood!" The butcher became angry, and swung the watermelon knife to chop at Xu Yao.
Xu Yao: Can Western fairy tales not have the shadow of the East...
"Ding-
Penalty Roll Tips:
Title task reward: Shrink the ground into an inch X1 to take effect.
Activity direction: random. "
Xu Yao was teleported. However, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he was greatly frightened.
"boom-"
When Xu Yao opened her eyes...
Fuck, this must be a dream, the punishment roll, you fucking can't send me back to the tiger's den again!
Yes, he went back to the dwarf's house and fell on the dwarf's bed, it doesn't matter, the important thing is: the dwarf is under him right now~
"Heh, you stupid, ugly and short human being who ran away, you are back again..." The dwarf sneered, grabbed Xu Yao's neck with his hands, turned over hard, and pressed Xu Yao under him, Xu Yao unexpectedly Can't escape! ! !
Fuck, this small body must not be directly proportional to his strength! ! !
"It was just an accident, dear dwarf..." Xu Yao wanted to cry.
"It's useless to act like a baby~" The dwarf put on a gentle smile, but Xu Yao was startled, "Are you ready to be fucked?"
QAQ, why is NPC blackened and swollen...
"Snapped!"
The wooden door was kicked open, and the butcher led the head of the palace guard and a group of younger brothers, no, a group of soldiers surrounded the wooden house.
Um?The head of the guard looks familiar... Has the soldier who captured him been promoted?
Chief of the Guard: I was originally the Chief of the Guard!
"Dear little dwarves, they are so scary~" Xu Yao threw himself into his arms so unsteadily, and as for the hand on his neck...it was the possessive desire of love~
Punishment Volume☆Snow White ([-])
"Hand over Snow White!" the chief guard angrily reprimanded.
"You are actually a princess?! Stupid, ugly and short human being." The dwarf's eyes were full of disbelief, and then a strange light burst out, "Even so, you are my property."
"Nonsense! Snow White belongs to our noble queen!" The chief guard sneered.
Xu Yao recalled the image of the queen's strong man, and she was stupefied... In the original play, Snow White's father had multiple mouths!
"What does it have to do with me?" The dwarf stood up and looked down at the chief guard and the butcher.
"Actually, beating and killing hurts the peace. Why don't we sit down and have a cup of tea together and have a good talk. Humans need to communicate~" Butcher suggested, the premise: ignore his action of wiping the watermelon knife.
"That's not necessary," the dwarf said disdainfully, "For matters between men, a fight will be fine."
"..." Xu Yao.He is not good at fighting, so it is better to be silent.
"If we both lose, won't the cunning princess escape?" The chief guard frowned and looked at Xu Yao.
"..." Xu Yao was expressionless, isn't your setting silly?Why can't you think of that! ! !
"That makes sense." The dwarf nodded and looked at Xu Yao, "This stupid, ugly and short princess is a human being with a criminal record."
"..." Xu Yao.Thank you, it goes without saying that it is so clear.
"Foreigner, how about I just want his heart?" The butcher laughed.
Xu Yao: ...Although he knows that the goods have no right to speak, can you let him listen to himself being divided and thrown without being so blunt!
"Removing the heart is guaranteed to be harmless to the human body?" asked the dwarf.
"Naturally." Butcher said confidently.
bodyguard
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