black cat
In Chapter 1, looking at Zhang Yuan who was about to saliva, she started to talk cheap again.
Why are you here? "
With such a serious expression, Jiang Xiaocheng was trembling carefully.
Like in the lobby of an ancient yamen, Master Qingtian held the token of execution and asked the criminal Jiang Xiaocheng who was kneeling below whether he would confess or not. If he dared to tell a lie, he would be dragged out and beheaded immediately.
Jiang Xiaocheng twisted his neck, "Why, so serious, I just came to have a meal. I didn't disturb your date with your female colleague..." His voice became weaker and weaker, and his words became less and less confident.
Han Yang really convinced Jiang Xiaocheng's mouth, which is harder than a dead duck's mouth.
He took his hand off his shoulder, grabbed Jiang Xiaocheng's hand and walked outside on the road.
"What are you doing, Yangzi, what are you going to do?" He struggled behind to get rid of Han Yang's hand, but he held it so tightly that he couldn't break free at all.
Han Yang pulled the man to the trash can on the side of the road, turned around, with a smile on his lips, which made Jiang Xiaocheng look rather creepy.
"Xiaocheng, admit it, you like me."
"..." Jiang Xiaocheng stared into the eyes of the boss, feeling a cold air on the soles of his feet, rushing straight to the sky.
Han Yang stood there, waiting for Jiang Xiaocheng to speak.
After a long time, Jiang Xiaocheng lowered his head, "You know everything." For the first time in more than 20 years, he didn't know how to face Han Yang's direct gaze.
Han Yang looked at Jiang Xiaocheng's dull hair blown up by the wind, and helped him smooth it out.Jiang Xiaocheng has been wearing this hairstyle since high school, like a little fresh meat from Korea, he is smug every day.
"Finally admitted?"
"...That, isn't that, you know it all." Jiang Xiaocheng kicked Han Yang's toe with his toe.
"Okay, let's go eat, my partner." Han Yang pulled him back, and Jiang Xiaocheng obediently let him lead him.
Having been a child for more than [-] years, sometimes there is no need to talk nonsense at all, but Jiang Xiaocheng's face and ears are red, and the love comes too suddenly!
"Then, what about your female colleague?" It made people think there was some drama, but seeing the two of them holding hands, it was quite inhuman.
Han Yang, who was walking in front, sneered, and put his other hand in the pocket of his black trousers, "There are no female colleagues."
Jiang Xiaocheng, who was behind, was dull for a few seconds, grabbed Yang Ye and held his hand, "You're kidding me!"
"..."
"You've known me for a long time...then what about you!"
"of course."
"Damn it! Then, you lied to me about all of this?" Before he knew it, Han Yang had already set him up!He himself was very cooperative and drilled in!
The two re-entered the couple's restaurant, and the waiter who came over to serve the meal saw them holding hands, and there was no abnormal expression on their faces, as if they were used to this kind of situation.
Sitting opposite Han Yang, Jiang Xiaocheng accused him angrily, "Then you still say you like gentle, kind and lovely people!"
Han Yang cut the steak brought by the waiter with a knife, "It's hard to find gentle, kind and cute ones, so I can only find the last one that meets the requirements." After cutting it, he pushed it to Jiang Xiaocheng.
"Hmph! I'm also very gentle, kind to people, and very cute, don't you know?" Jiang Xiaocheng lowered his voice and looked at Han Yang.
Han Yang, who lowered his head and was still cutting steak, snorted softly, "I've been with you for so many years, I really don't know that you can meet these words."
"Tch, the blindness of not discovering the beautiful hearts of others, how did the nine-year compulsory education cultivate you?"
"Didn't the university still take in children with cerebral palsy like you?"
"Hey, I have a bad temper, who are you talking about with cerebral palsy?"
"Whoever agrees, that's it."
Jiang Xiaocheng decided to keep silent for the time being. After all, it is not good to make loud noises in public, let alone punch and kick Han Yang...
After the meal, the two of them, who had grown into a pure love relationship from childhood, watched a movie hand in hand very tiredly, and by the way did the things that young couples must do, the lover seat, leaning in the arms of the boyfriend, Hit boo.
On the way home from the community, Jiang Xiaocheng felt that he was light and light, like a plastic bag blown up by a love tornado.
"Yangzi, this feels so good." He didn't drink, but he just felt dizzy.I didn't feel it when I confessed on the road, it would be like drinking too much.
"Small." Han Yang pulled him up the stairs, step by step, Jiang Xiaocheng took his hand, shaking it back and forth.
The two walked to the door in unison, Han Yang didn't let go, and took the key in his pocket with the other hand.The opposite door Zhang Yuan suddenly opened the door and came out from home, Jiang Xiaocheng reflexively looked across.
Zhang Yuan just wanted to go downstairs to take out the trash, but she didn't expect to see such an exciting scene as soon as the door was opened.
Han Yang was holding Jiang Xiaocheng's hand, the two of them clasped their fingers tightly, and opened the door with their backs to her without looking back.She knew that the two of them were friends, but would they hold hands like lovers?
It looks so ambiguous.
Jiang Xiaocheng looked at her with frightened eyes, and then greeted her as usual, "Sister Yuanyuan, take out the trash?" He looked at the trash can in her hand.
"Uh, oh, take out the trash." Han Yang had already opened the door of the house, and pulled Jiang Xiaocheng in. She looked at the two hands still clasped together in embarrassment, and always felt that something was wrong, but she didn't believe her own guess. .
"Fuck, I was scared to death." Han Yang let go of Jiang Xiaocheng's hand to change his shoes, and Jiang Xiaocheng looked at Han Yang who was bending over and said.
"What are you afraid of?"
"Zhang Yuan, you didn't see the look in her eyes just now!" It was as if she wanted to see through their hands.
"It's none of her business, we pull ours."
Jiang Xiaocheng helped each other take off the canvas shoes on his feet, and followed Han Yang's buttocks with the slippers.
Han Yang poured two glasses of water in the kitchen and handed them to Jiang Xiaocheng.
After drinking the water, Jiang Xiaocheng slumped on the sofa, "I sacrificed my career for love today, if I get fired by that Juejue Shitai, it will be sad."
Although he hates that old woman who goes through menopause at every turn, the treatment in their company is pretty good, especially for a scum like him who is half a bottle of vinegar dangling and whose strength is mixed with water, such a job is already hard to find , who would have trouble with money?
"Then find another one." Han Yang sat next to Jiang Xiaocheng. He has looked down on Jiang Xiaocheng's job for a long time, not to mention being far away from home, the superior has a weird temper, and he is never punctual when working overtime. Jiang Xiaocheng always rushes to work overnight , what's good.
Her white feet kicked on Han Yang's thigh, "It's easy to say, it's so easy for you to find a job! Not everyone is as smart as you are."
"Who told you not to study hard?"
Jiang Xiaocheng leaned his head on the back of the sofa, "I have worked hard in my third year of high school, okay? Don't look down on people."
"Then you still fail in English? You were called to the office by Lao Ji to talk."
"Hmph, Lao Ji just doesn't like me." There are so many students who fail English in their class, and their English teacher doesn't talk to anyone else, but only him to talk to. If it's not because of him, how can they still like him?
"It's up to you."
"As much as possible, there are too many aunts."
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11
Proud in love, frustrated at work
If you have a boyfriend, of course you have to sleep with your boyfriend.
Jiang Xiaocheng moved more than half of his clothes into Han Yang's closet, and his mobile phone charger was also plugged into the electric socket on the bed next to Han Yang's charger, looking very harmonious.
Lying naked on Han Yang's bed after taking a bath, Jiang Xiaocheng covered his face and recalled how Han Yang confessed to him.Han Yang walked in with a towel to wipe his hair around his neck, staring at Jiang Xiaocheng who was rolling on the bed.
Why do you love rolling like a donkey?
"Go to bed early, what are you thinking about?" Putting the towel aside, tearing off the quilt and lying down, Jiang Xiaocheng also rolled from the outside of the quilt to the inside, with his arms around his waist, one leg on Han Yang's crotch, and a Just like koalas.
"Hmph, you big liar," Jiang Xiaocheng didn't feel sleepy at all, raised his head and accused Han Yang, "You actually confessed to me next to the trash can!"
The big hand that was pressed on the back moved along. Jiang Xiaocheng blown his fluffy hair after taking a shower, "Isn't that in time? Go ahead and there is a bus stop sign."
"Tch, I actually agreed to you so easily."
"Oh? Isn't it time for you to like me first?"
"Hey, that's right." Jiang Xiaocheng's eyes were golden, "When did you like me?"
"I don't know." Han Yang buried his head into Jiang Xiaocheng's collarbone, and the breath he exhaled made him tremble, but he didn't want to push Han Yang's head away.
"How can you say you don't know? Say it quickly, you, think about it."
"...junior high school." Han Yang hugged Jiang Xiaocheng up with his arms, and the eyes of the two could meet.
"Junior high school? So early?" He looked at Han Yang's eyebrows, thick and stylish.Han Yang has never been able to take care of his face. He even forced him to use facial cleanser, but his eyebrows are naturally vigorous.
"The third day of junior high school, I will take the exam."
"Ah? How do you remember it so clearly?" Why couldn't he see that Han Yang liked him that much?Is he blind?
"During the exam, I was obliquely behind you and saw the pass note between you and the girl next to you." Han Yang said casually, playing with Jiang Xiaocheng's earlobe with his fingers.
Jiang Xiaocheng tried his best to remember, but he couldn't remember who the girl in the examination room was passing the note to him.
"Passing a note to a girl makes you jealous?" Jiang Xiaocheng looked at Han Yang in disbelief. When he was in junior high school, he thought that Han Yang liked the English class representative of the top class. When he came out of the office, the class representative had an indescribable expression on his face.
"Looking at you passing the note to her, I don't think it should be. You should pass the note to me."
"Tsk tsk tsk, if you're jealous, just say you're jealous, and even argue." Jiang Xiaocheng looked at Han Yang very proudly.It turned out that he wasn't the only one who had a crush on him. Han Yang liked him earlier than he did.
"And you, when did you start liking me?"
"Well, let's just go to high school." He didn't know exactly when he started to like Han Yang, but he subconsciously believed that Han Yang was a part of his life, an indispensable part.Later, when he went to university and saw a gay male classmate in their major, Jiang Xiaocheng knew that he liked Han Yang.
"What about the time?"
"It's high school, I don't know the exact time."
"Think carefully, you must say it." Han Yang rubbed his earlobe harder, but he didn't feel any pain, and the earlobe was swollen.
2 minutes passed, "The time I fought with the science class in high school, you come and save me." It should be at that time, when he sat on the ground and saw Han Yang beat the tall man who was about to give him a stick, he was frightened The broken heart returned to a steady beating. In this world, except for his parents, no one could give him such a sense of security.
People say that two people are together because they are afraid of loneliness and loneliness.
Jiang Xiaocheng thought, maybe they had each other's place in their hearts because they were playmates when they were young, and this position changed with age, it got bigger little by little, and finally mixed with family and friendship, little by little. , fully occupying the other party's entire heart.
"Fool, don't tell me before the fight."
Jiang Xiaocheng pushed Han Yang's front half pretendingly, "I'm afraid that the boys in your class will isolate you." All the science boys in the third year of high school are united. Did he himself stab his brother in the ribs twice?
"You know how to think about fighting so much, but you don't know how to think comprehensively in the college entrance examination?"
"Huh! Talking about studying again."
"Go to sleep." Han Yang touched the bangs covering his forehead again, and turned off the headlight in the bedroom.
Jiang Xiaocheng suddenly remembered the jokes he read at night, and pouted his mouth, "Kiss good night." He avoided his eyes and waited for Han Yang to give him a kiss.
The warm mouth covered the soft lips and crushed them fiercely. Jiang Xiaocheng heard Han Yang say in his ear: "Good night."
Turning his back to Han Yang, he put the back of his hand against his cheek, thankfully the light was turned off.
"Why, are you shy?"
"It's so shameful..." He never realized before that Han Yang was so irritating to him, just flirting with him casually, like setting off a series of firecrackers.
Han Yang chuckled twice in the dark space, and put his arms around Jiang Xiaocheng whose back was turned to him, "You haven't kissed me goodnight yet, huh? Baby."
"Oh, good night, good night!" Speaking of Xiaocheng, without turning over, Han Yang, who stuck the pestle on his back with his elbow, said good night and refused to kiss him.
The power of love is indeed great. Jiang Xiaocheng woke up earlier than Han Yang the next day. When he opened his eyes, he saw Han Yang's big face with a new green stubble on his chin, which was very masculine, unlike him. , the beard is not thick at all, and the hairs on the whole body are mostly small, looking a bit weak.
Gently picked up the mobile phone on the table, and secretly took the first black photo after sharing the same bed.Because it was taken from an overhead angle, Han Yang's stiff nose disappeared, and the two big nostrils appeared in the middle of the photo, making his whole face very funny.
I checked the time on my phone, it was only past six in the morning.He has never woken up so early since he went to college, playing on his mobile phone while lying under the covers on mute.
Han Yang woke up after he played the game for half an hour.The two men quickly finished all the work before breakfast. Han Yang rode a motorcycle and took him to the breakfast restaurant at the gate of the community for dinner. When he had enough time, he sent Jiang Xiaocheng to the company.
Standing there with a smirk and watching Han Yang leave handsomely wearing a helmet, Jiang Xiaocheng whistled into the company building, stood in the overcrowded employee elevator, his right eyelid kept twitching for a while.
Walking to the door of the office with his pockets in his pocket, Jiang Xiaocheng remembered what the Miejue teacher said to him on the phone yesterday morning, "Jiang Xiaocheng, the company doesn't need you to be such an unprofessional employee who repeatedly abandons work for no reason. You don't need it tomorrow." Come to work, wait for the accountant to settle this month's money for you..."
Xiao Jiang, a man with glasses holding a mark of coffee, came over, "Brother Xiao Cheng, what's wrong with you?"
"Oh, brother," Jiang Xiaocheng sighed, putting one hand on Xiaojiang's suit shoulder, "We may, we will part soon."
"Brother Xiao Cheng, are you leaving?" Xiao Jiang put the coffee on his table and looked at Jiang Xiaocheng who had already sat down.
"It's not that I want to leave, it's my teacher who drove me away." Jiang Xiaocheng looked at his desk, fondling his office computer bitterly.
Said Cao Cao and Cao Cao would be there, and the "Master Miejue" in a purple professional skirt stood in front of them with twisted high heels, and the folder fell on the table in front of Jiang Xiaocheng, almost hitting the ceramic cup full of coffee.
"Jiang Xiaocheng, what did I say on the phone yesterday? You forgot, didn't you?"
"Haha, Director, no, I really had a special situation yesterday." Jiang Xiaocheng smiled wryly.
"Hehe," Master Miejue crossed his arms and looked down at Jiang Xiaocheng, "You told me that there were special circumstances when you asked for leave twice, and you didn't explain the reason clearly. Are you fooling a three-year-old child?"
Jiang Xiaocheng rolled his eyes and said in a low voice, "A three-year-old is much better than you."
"What did you say?" The space was so small, she could hear Jiang Xiaocheng's whispers clearly.
"..."
Today is a rare sunny day, the warm sunshine shining on the road is particularly pleasant, Jiang Xiaocheng walked home carrying the small stones on the sidewalk, he had a quarrel with Miejue Shitai, and accumulated all his accumulated energy I shared the resentment in my colleagues' hearts together, and was finally fired.
You fucking bully the underprivileged!
When Han Yang got home, he just took out his house key, when someone inside opened the door for him. Jiang Xiaocheng had a big and courteous smile on his face, which made his back hairy.
"Hey, Yangzi, you're back." He helped Han Yang hang the car keys on the hook in the entrance, and continued to put on a smiling face.
Han Yang put on his slippers, "You came back so early today? You got fired?"
"Damn!" Jiang Xiaocheng couldn't bear it any longer, put away his smiling face, punched Han Yang's arm with his fist, and rubbed him again after punching.
"How did you guess so accurately!"
"You can guess it after thinking about it."
"Tch, you are the only one with brains, and you are the only one who is smart." Jiang Xiaocheng stomped his feet, wanting to kick someone again.
Han Yang grabbed Jiang Xiaocheng's head with both hands and shook it lightly, "If you lose your job, find another one, I don't support useless people."
Jiang Xiaocheng pushed Han Yang's claws away with both hands, "If you tell me, of course I'll find another one, do you think I'm the kind of person who doesn't seek to make progress, just eats and waits to die? "
"Ah."
"Hey, I have a bad temper," Jiang Xiaocheng demanded with a cross, looked left and right, he used the pillow on the sofa as a weapon, and rushed straight at Han Yang who looked down on him.
Han Yang, who was pressed on his back by the pillow, didn't want to pay attention to Jiang Xiaocheng's naive approach, and let Jiang Xiaocheng cover his back with his "weapon", and opened the refrigerator to find the dishes to make today.
Jiang Xiaocheng, who is temporarily unemployed, has to rely on his Uncle Han for food, and is very advanced in thinking and takes the initiative to help Han Yang in the kitchen.
He washes the dishes and washes the rice. In addition, Han Yang also asked him to wash the dishes after eating. Poor Jiang Xiaocheng, who "lived under the fence", lost his career because of love, and changed his boyfriend after having love. In this way, Han Yang didn't let him wash the dishes if he didn't have a partner!
He was not active in eating and had problems with his thinking. Jiang Xiaocheng ate two big bowls of rice at night, and his stomach was full.After resting on the seat for a while, Han Yang picked him up and asked him to finish his last work.
Poor Jiang Xiaocheng, standing with his belly upright by the sink, and behind him stood a supervisor watching his work.
In the end, Jiang Xiaocheng didn't wash the bowls, instead he leaned on his lower back and accused Han Yang, you fucking bully the disadvantaged!
Jiang Xiaocheng submitted his resume on the recruitment website that night, hoping that the human resources of a company would call him the next day and inform him to go for a job interview tomorrow.
Dreams are full, but reality is skinny.The resume submitted by Jiang Xiaocheng was like a stone sinking into the sea. He stayed at home for several days, but he didn't get any call asking him to go for an interview.
Lying at home either playing games or watching videos, Jiang Xiaocheng thought to himself, it would be better to turn back into a cat, and he would not have so many troubles.Suddenly remembered that he also had a group of cat brothers, sat up from the bed and went downstairs to look for cats.
The weather is getting colder and colder, and it will soon enter November, and Jiang Xiaocheng's thick blankets can't give Dabao and Erbao much warmth. There is a big cardboard box on the open space, and Dabao and Erbao's four cats are lying in the box. Underneath were the watermelon pillows and thick blankets he threw down from home.
"Oh, I envy you all..." Jiang Xiaocheng carried the cardboard box to the side of the bench, and he sat on the bench alone, with his head and upper body leaning back, looking at the gray sky, it's not good to be alive. easy.
"Meow meow~" Erbao grabbed the outer edge of the cardboard box with two front legs, and talked to Jiang Xiaocheng meowingly.
"I lost my job."
"Meow meow~"
"Just no jobs, stupid."
"Meow~"
"What are you doing, stupid cat."
It is impossible to explain the philosophy of life to the cat in vain, Jiang Xiaocheng looked at the four little brothers in the cardboard box, Huahua's fur is a little dirty, the king seems to have grown up.
"Have you finished your cat food?"
"Meow~"
"Ugh……"
Jiang Xiaocheng left the open space, walked out of the community, and searched for nearby pet supermarkets with a map on his mobile phone. He hadn't seen the group of stray cats these days. The cat food had already been eaten up, and he didn't know that Dabao and the others had rummaged through the trash can for a few days. .
Following the phone map, he walked into a pet supermarket decorated in pink and white. The sweet-looking female store manager asked him enthusiastically what he needed. Jiang Xiaocheng bought two large bags of cat food and some cotton wool.
After paying the bill on the mobile phone, Jiang Xiaocheng saw the recruitment information posted on the sliding door out of the corner of his eye.
The female store manager, who was sitting on the small sofa and hugged the cat, looked at the male customer who had just left and came back, smiled sweetly, and asked him what else he needed.
"Can I apply for an employee here?"
She looks sweet and speaks sweetly, "We intend to find a female employee."
"Uh," Jiang Xiaocheng hugged two big bags of cat food, and smiled awkwardly at her, "but I have special powers, I can understand what animals say."
According to ordinary people, they would push Jiang Xiaocheng's shoulder and say, buddy, stop making trouble.
The female store manager seemed to believe his words, "Really? That would be great."
"You believe me?"
"My surname is Xie, you can call me An Qi." The female store manager let go of the orange cat in her hand.
"Ah, hello, An Qi," Jiang Xiaocheng looked at the big fat cat sitting on the table, "My name is Jiang Xiaocheng."
The two had an in-depth exchange about Jiang Xiaocheng's ability to understand animals. Finally, An Qi and Jiang Xiaocheng exchanged WeChat messages, and formally invited Jiang Xiaocheng to work in her shop in the future.
This pet supermarket was originally opened by An Qi's parents, and later she and her younger sister took care of it together, but her younger sister was ready to study abroad, the supermarket was short of manpower, Jiang Xiaocheng could understand animal speech, just made up for the vacancy .
After a few days of being unemployed and homeless, Jiang Xiaocheng became a glorious freelancer again, and this job did not have a horrible superior. Jiang Xiaocheng immediately called Han Yang and shared his joy with him .
Staying in the open space to feed the cat in the afternoon, Jiang Xiaocheng received a call from Han Yang again. His colleague was coming to their house for dinner, and Han Yang asked him to prepare.
After being stalked by his team members, Han Yang finally agreed to take them to his house to eat hot pot, but he explained the premise that he must not remain surprised when he meets people.The team members joked, is Team Leader Han's girlfriend as beautiful as a fairy, and how can she be scared.
However, the fact is that Team Leader Han's "girlfriend" really scared them.
Jiang Xiaocheng cleaned the house again, because he just cleaned it a few days ago, so he didn't need to waste much effort, but Jiang Xiaocheng took down the curtains on the balcony, and it was time to replace the thick curtains.
Han Yang bought the hot pot in advance, Jiang Xiaocheng took the key and went downstairs to the supermarket to buy a few vats of drinks, and bought himself an oversized box of Nestle ice cream.
Thinking that Han Yang's colleagues had half an hour to return to their home, Jiang Xiaocheng turned on the TV boldly and found his favorite channel to eat ice cream.
However, the plan could not keep up with the change, Han Yang took his colleagues back home within 5 minutes after he opened the ice cream, Jiang Xiaocheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, heard the knock on the door and hurried to open the door.
The smiles of the five team members froze on their faces, and Jiang Xiaocheng welcomed them into the house very enthusiastically, scolding Han Yang why he came back so early today, but he didn't know that he was once again tricked by Han Yang.
Several people stood in the living room and exchanged greetings. Han Yang parked his motorcycle in the garage, and when he entered the house, he saw the ice cream bought by Jiang Xiaocheng on the coffee table.
"How many times have I told you, don't eat these sweet things, you just don't listen." Close the lid and put it in the refrigerator in the kitchen, and introduce them to each other when you come back.
"This is my partner, Jiang Xiaocheng."
Several team members had already understood everything, and greeted Jiang Xiaocheng with meaningful smiles.
Jiang Xiaocheng didn't expect that Han Yang would disclose their relationship in front of his colleagues so quickly, and asked them to sit down and rest. He took the initiative to sneak into the kitchen with the hot pot ingredients and Han Yang.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier!" No wonder his colleagues saw him as if they saw a monster when they first entered the door.
Han Yang poured out the duck blood in the packing box and cut it into slices, "It doesn't matter if you say it sooner or later, they are just curious about you."
"Curious about me, what did you tell them about me?"
"Bring me a plate." Han Yang held the sliced duck blood with a kitchen knife, and Jiang Xiaocheng found the plate from the cupboard above. The sauced purple duck blood was spread on the snow-white porcelain plate. "Say you are very beautiful, very kind, and very cute."
"Hahaha, really?"
Han Yang washed his hands, and flung small drops of water on Jiang Xiaocheng's face, "It's absolutely cute without tossing."
The gurgling hot soup was boiling in the induction cooker, and a table of people sat in the restaurant to cook hot pot. Jiang Xiaocheng was still thinking about the ice cream in the refrigerator, but after eating the hot pot, Han Yang would definitely not allow him to continue eating it.
"Let me just say, the team leader's girlfriend must not be an ordinary person. It turns out that she is really not an ordinary person." The female colleague talked to Jiang Xiaocheng through the white smoke in the hot pot. It became even more red, and her melon-seeded face was also pale.
"Ah, is that so? Hahaha." Jiang Xiaocheng ate a cooked fish ball, "Then what do you think of me?"
Several colleagues privately imagined what Han Yang's girlfriend would be like, and the most consistent thought during the discussion was, "He's especially good at acting like a baby."
Jiang Xiaocheng was so frightened that he almost dropped the fish ball on the ground, "Do you think I look like a spoiled person?" Jiang Xiaocheng was ashamed by this group of interns who were one or two years younger than him, because he was young and dared to say anything, If you meet a superior like Miejue Shitai, do you dare to speak so bluntly.
Another male colleague wearing glasses also joined them, "Because the team leader is too strict with us and always has a cold face, we are especially afraid that I will not do a good job and provoke him."
Han Yang, who was sitting next to him and just ate, kept silent the whole time. From time to time, he picked up something cooked for Jiang Xiaocheng and poured him a drink, like a perfect model husband.
"You always treat them like this?" Jiang Xiaocheng asked Han Yang who was next to him, "No wonder your salary is so high. Are you exploiting the fruits of labor of young people?"
The hairy belly can't be soaked in the pot for more than ten seconds, Han Yang fished it out in time and put it into Jiang Xiaocheng's dipping bowl, "Which eye of yours saw me squeeze them?"
"No, no, brother, you think too much. The team leader has a strict work attitude and treats us very well." The man with glasses explained that every time Han Yang took them to work overtime, he would get a lot of subsidies. Han Yang's strength is in the company It was obvious to all that they already felt superior as members of his crew.
"Yes, brother, you misunderstood."
Jiang Xiaocheng didn't expect them to be so united, so he changed the topic and talked with them about the company's rest system.
Taking advantage of the time when Han Yang went down to give it away, Jiang Xiaocheng secretly took out ice cream from the refrigerator and ate a few big mouthfuls, and then hurried to clean up the mess on the dining table.
Han Yang's colleagues also brought them a gift. The box of chocolates inside should have been given by the girl. Jiang Xiaocheng opened the package and ate a few pieces, and put them in the refrigerator for safekeeping.
Han Yang closed the door and came in, Jiang Xiaocheng had already transferred the oil pan to the sink.
"Leave me here," he rolled up his sleeves to his elbows, and moved Jiang Xiaocheng aside. "If you want to eat something from the fridge, put him in the microwave for 2 minutes."
"Ah? Is ice cream so delicious?" Jiang Xiaocheng hugged Han Yang's waist from behind.
you wait for tonight
Han Yang was hugged from behind by him, and continued to wash the dishes.Jiang Xiaocheng stood on tiptoe and kissed the back of his neck, then began to shake his waist again.
"It's not good to act like a baby, otherwise, don't eat it."
"Come on, that's not milk. Why heat it? It's not ice cream." Besides, how much is a carton of milk?That big box of ice cream cost him 27 yuan.
"Then don't think about eating it, I'll throw it downstairs tomorrow."
"Yangzi~brother~boyfriend~" Jiang Xiaocheng tried to make a soft move, but Han Yang said otherwise, he would throw it away now.
"Huh!" Jiang Xiaocheng let go of Han Yang's waist, picked up a small bowl he had just washed, and went to find the ice cream in the refrigerator.
With his back turned to him, Jiang Xiaocheng scooped most of the ice cream into a small bowl with a spoon, and put the remaining part into the microwave oven. Two minutes later, while Han Yang was still washing the dishes, Jiang Xiaocheng mixed the ice cream heated into chocolate milk into cubes In the ice cream bowl, dig one spoonful at a time.
"I really feel sorry for your colleagues, working with such a smelly and hard rock like you, sad."
The induction cooker was wiped clean and placed on the lower floor of the Liulitai. Han Yang washed his hands and turned around. He picked up Jiang Xiaocheng who was sitting on the chair and carried it to his arms. He kissed the ice cream in Jiang Xiaocheng's mouth and swept away the ice cream in his mouth. All ice cream.
"Hmm..." Jiang Xiaocheng was almost hugged to death by Han Yang, "You don't think it's dirty." He felt that the smell of hot pot sauce remained in his mouth.
"When we were young, we both ate the same lollipop, and I didn't say anything if you didn't brush your teeth." Han Yang said this calmly, as if everything was taken for granted.
"I was ignorant when I was a child, so it can be the same as now." Jiang Xiaocheng picked up his ice cream bowl.
Han Yang watched the ice cream on the tongue he extended out of the spoon, and said lightly, "You eat ice cream again, I will believe it for you tonight?" The more he watched Jiang Xiaocheng's little thing, the more he owed it. , is owed/fucked.
The hand holding the spoon paused for a moment, "Then fuck it, anyway, you're having fun and I'm having fun, everyone... eh... put me down..." Before Jiang Xiaocheng could finish speaking, Han Yang had already pulled himself up and walked to the bedroom .
Jiang Xiaocheng is a little scared now, he has no sexual experience at all, and he has never seen real porn/movies, so he has masturbated/piped with Han Yang.Now realizing the sense of crisis, the chrysanthemum on his lower body tightened. He has to go to work tomorrow, so his ass will not be exploded.
"Put me down, Yangzi, I'm about to vomit~" He was held on Han Yang's shoulders, his head was upside down and he was congested with blood, and the hot pot in his stomach was rushing into his throat.
I really don't know where Han Yang got so much strength, no matter how he put it, he must weigh more than 100 catties, how could Han Yang resist him like he resisted a chicken?
Han Yang unloaded Jiang Xiaocheng on the bed, put his arms on both sides of Jiang Xiaocheng's shoulders, looked at him condescendingly, looked at each other for a few seconds, and began to kiss him again, until Jiang Xiaocheng felt suffocated before letting go.
"Xiao Cheng, let's do it." Han Yang looked at him sincerely, his eyes moved, and he even seemed a little coquettish.
Panting heavily, Jiang Xiaocheng put his hands around Han Yang's neck, "It's all like this, I can still say no." He stroked the hair on the back of Han Yang's head with his hand, and the short hair was so stiff that it pricked his hands.
"But, do you know what to do? What if it hurts too much?" He was still afraid that the chrysanthemum would be brutally stabbed, and Han Yang's stuff was almost as good as the heroine in European and American blockbusters.
Han Yang was caught by his question, the two of them hadn't thought about that matter since they confessed, so Han Yang didn't check the relevant information.Jiang Xiaocheng has read similar topics on Weibo. If the party that is entered is not well lubricated, it will be painful and difficult to enter.
After calming down his emotions, Han Yang turned over and lay down next to Jiang Xiaocheng, holding Jiang Xiaocheng's hand between his legs, the huge ball had grown up, and it was bulging to remind the two of its existence.
Jiang Xiaocheng didn't feel embarrassed when he and Han Yang helped each other before, but now he felt extremely ashamed when Han Yang held his hand and covered that place.
"You turn off the light." He turned over and lay down on the bed, burying his face in the quilt, not wanting Han Yang to see his blushing face.
Han Yang, who was /fine/worm on the brain, didn't listen to him, he held his hand and rubbed his big/brother/brother, releasing a heavy breath from his nose.
Jiang Xiaocheng was taken to touch there by him, and he felt that his skin was thinner, and urged Han Yang to turn off the headlights again.
This time, Han Yang finally let go of his hand, stretched his arms "teng" and turned off the bright headlights in the bedroom.
The shirt and trousers were casually thrown aside by him, and he went to peel off the thin sweater and jeans on Jiang Xiaocheng's body. Jiang Xiaocheng felt that his pair of trousers should not last long.
Holding Jiang Xiaocheng in his strong arms and pressing on his body, he grabbed Jiang Xiaocheng's hand and put it in his underwear, "Help me."
The dark environment reduced Jiang Xiaocheng's sense of shame, holding the "real thing" that does not separate any fabric
With such a serious expression, Jiang Xiaocheng was trembling carefully.
Like in the lobby of an ancient yamen, Master Qingtian held the token of execution and asked the criminal Jiang Xiaocheng who was kneeling below whether he would confess or not. If he dared to tell a lie, he would be dragged out and beheaded immediately.
Jiang Xiaocheng twisted his neck, "Why, so serious, I just came to have a meal. I didn't disturb your date with your female colleague..." His voice became weaker and weaker, and his words became less and less confident.
Han Yang really convinced Jiang Xiaocheng's mouth, which is harder than a dead duck's mouth.
He took his hand off his shoulder, grabbed Jiang Xiaocheng's hand and walked outside on the road.
"What are you doing, Yangzi, what are you going to do?" He struggled behind to get rid of Han Yang's hand, but he held it so tightly that he couldn't break free at all.
Han Yang pulled the man to the trash can on the side of the road, turned around, with a smile on his lips, which made Jiang Xiaocheng look rather creepy.
"Xiaocheng, admit it, you like me."
"..." Jiang Xiaocheng stared into the eyes of the boss, feeling a cold air on the soles of his feet, rushing straight to the sky.
Han Yang stood there, waiting for Jiang Xiaocheng to speak.
After a long time, Jiang Xiaocheng lowered his head, "You know everything." For the first time in more than 20 years, he didn't know how to face Han Yang's direct gaze.
Han Yang looked at Jiang Xiaocheng's dull hair blown up by the wind, and helped him smooth it out.Jiang Xiaocheng has been wearing this hairstyle since high school, like a little fresh meat from Korea, he is smug every day.
"Finally admitted?"
"...That, isn't that, you know it all." Jiang Xiaocheng kicked Han Yang's toe with his toe.
"Okay, let's go eat, my partner." Han Yang pulled him back, and Jiang Xiaocheng obediently let him lead him.
Having been a child for more than [-] years, sometimes there is no need to talk nonsense at all, but Jiang Xiaocheng's face and ears are red, and the love comes too suddenly!
"Then, what about your female colleague?" It made people think there was some drama, but seeing the two of them holding hands, it was quite inhuman.
Han Yang, who was walking in front, sneered, and put his other hand in the pocket of his black trousers, "There are no female colleagues."
Jiang Xiaocheng, who was behind, was dull for a few seconds, grabbed Yang Ye and held his hand, "You're kidding me!"
"..."
"You've known me for a long time...then what about you!"
"of course."
"Damn it! Then, you lied to me about all of this?" Before he knew it, Han Yang had already set him up!He himself was very cooperative and drilled in!
The two re-entered the couple's restaurant, and the waiter who came over to serve the meal saw them holding hands, and there was no abnormal expression on their faces, as if they were used to this kind of situation.
Sitting opposite Han Yang, Jiang Xiaocheng accused him angrily, "Then you still say you like gentle, kind and lovely people!"
Han Yang cut the steak brought by the waiter with a knife, "It's hard to find gentle, kind and cute ones, so I can only find the last one that meets the requirements." After cutting it, he pushed it to Jiang Xiaocheng.
"Hmph! I'm also very gentle, kind to people, and very cute, don't you know?" Jiang Xiaocheng lowered his voice and looked at Han Yang.
Han Yang, who lowered his head and was still cutting steak, snorted softly, "I've been with you for so many years, I really don't know that you can meet these words."
"Tch, the blindness of not discovering the beautiful hearts of others, how did the nine-year compulsory education cultivate you?"
"Didn't the university still take in children with cerebral palsy like you?"
"Hey, I have a bad temper, who are you talking about with cerebral palsy?"
"Whoever agrees, that's it."
Jiang Xiaocheng decided to keep silent for the time being. After all, it is not good to make loud noises in public, let alone punch and kick Han Yang...
After the meal, the two of them, who had grown into a pure love relationship from childhood, watched a movie hand in hand very tiredly, and by the way did the things that young couples must do, the lover seat, leaning in the arms of the boyfriend, Hit boo.
On the way home from the community, Jiang Xiaocheng felt that he was light and light, like a plastic bag blown up by a love tornado.
"Yangzi, this feels so good." He didn't drink, but he just felt dizzy.I didn't feel it when I confessed on the road, it would be like drinking too much.
"Small." Han Yang pulled him up the stairs, step by step, Jiang Xiaocheng took his hand, shaking it back and forth.
The two walked to the door in unison, Han Yang didn't let go, and took the key in his pocket with the other hand.The opposite door Zhang Yuan suddenly opened the door and came out from home, Jiang Xiaocheng reflexively looked across.
Zhang Yuan just wanted to go downstairs to take out the trash, but she didn't expect to see such an exciting scene as soon as the door was opened.
Han Yang was holding Jiang Xiaocheng's hand, the two of them clasped their fingers tightly, and opened the door with their backs to her without looking back.She knew that the two of them were friends, but would they hold hands like lovers?
It looks so ambiguous.
Jiang Xiaocheng looked at her with frightened eyes, and then greeted her as usual, "Sister Yuanyuan, take out the trash?" He looked at the trash can in her hand.
"Uh, oh, take out the trash." Han Yang had already opened the door of the house, and pulled Jiang Xiaocheng in. She looked at the two hands still clasped together in embarrassment, and always felt that something was wrong, but she didn't believe her own guess. .
"Fuck, I was scared to death." Han Yang let go of Jiang Xiaocheng's hand to change his shoes, and Jiang Xiaocheng looked at Han Yang who was bending over and said.
"What are you afraid of?"
"Zhang Yuan, you didn't see the look in her eyes just now!" It was as if she wanted to see through their hands.
"It's none of her business, we pull ours."
Jiang Xiaocheng helped each other take off the canvas shoes on his feet, and followed Han Yang's buttocks with the slippers.
Han Yang poured two glasses of water in the kitchen and handed them to Jiang Xiaocheng.
After drinking the water, Jiang Xiaocheng slumped on the sofa, "I sacrificed my career for love today, if I get fired by that Juejue Shitai, it will be sad."
Although he hates that old woman who goes through menopause at every turn, the treatment in their company is pretty good, especially for a scum like him who is half a bottle of vinegar dangling and whose strength is mixed with water, such a job is already hard to find , who would have trouble with money?
"Then find another one." Han Yang sat next to Jiang Xiaocheng. He has looked down on Jiang Xiaocheng's job for a long time, not to mention being far away from home, the superior has a weird temper, and he is never punctual when working overtime. Jiang Xiaocheng always rushes to work overnight , what's good.
Her white feet kicked on Han Yang's thigh, "It's easy to say, it's so easy for you to find a job! Not everyone is as smart as you are."
"Who told you not to study hard?"
Jiang Xiaocheng leaned his head on the back of the sofa, "I have worked hard in my third year of high school, okay? Don't look down on people."
"Then you still fail in English? You were called to the office by Lao Ji to talk."
"Hmph, Lao Ji just doesn't like me." There are so many students who fail English in their class, and their English teacher doesn't talk to anyone else, but only him to talk to. If it's not because of him, how can they still like him?
"It's up to you."
"As much as possible, there are too many aunts."
……
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11
Proud in love, frustrated at work
If you have a boyfriend, of course you have to sleep with your boyfriend.
Jiang Xiaocheng moved more than half of his clothes into Han Yang's closet, and his mobile phone charger was also plugged into the electric socket on the bed next to Han Yang's charger, looking very harmonious.
Lying naked on Han Yang's bed after taking a bath, Jiang Xiaocheng covered his face and recalled how Han Yang confessed to him.Han Yang walked in with a towel to wipe his hair around his neck, staring at Jiang Xiaocheng who was rolling on the bed.
Why do you love rolling like a donkey?
"Go to bed early, what are you thinking about?" Putting the towel aside, tearing off the quilt and lying down, Jiang Xiaocheng also rolled from the outside of the quilt to the inside, with his arms around his waist, one leg on Han Yang's crotch, and a Just like koalas.
"Hmph, you big liar," Jiang Xiaocheng didn't feel sleepy at all, raised his head and accused Han Yang, "You actually confessed to me next to the trash can!"
The big hand that was pressed on the back moved along. Jiang Xiaocheng blown his fluffy hair after taking a shower, "Isn't that in time? Go ahead and there is a bus stop sign."
"Tch, I actually agreed to you so easily."
"Oh? Isn't it time for you to like me first?"
"Hey, that's right." Jiang Xiaocheng's eyes were golden, "When did you like me?"
"I don't know." Han Yang buried his head into Jiang Xiaocheng's collarbone, and the breath he exhaled made him tremble, but he didn't want to push Han Yang's head away.
"How can you say you don't know? Say it quickly, you, think about it."
"...junior high school." Han Yang hugged Jiang Xiaocheng up with his arms, and the eyes of the two could meet.
"Junior high school? So early?" He looked at Han Yang's eyebrows, thick and stylish.Han Yang has never been able to take care of his face. He even forced him to use facial cleanser, but his eyebrows are naturally vigorous.
"The third day of junior high school, I will take the exam."
"Ah? How do you remember it so clearly?" Why couldn't he see that Han Yang liked him that much?Is he blind?
"During the exam, I was obliquely behind you and saw the pass note between you and the girl next to you." Han Yang said casually, playing with Jiang Xiaocheng's earlobe with his fingers.
Jiang Xiaocheng tried his best to remember, but he couldn't remember who the girl in the examination room was passing the note to him.
"Passing a note to a girl makes you jealous?" Jiang Xiaocheng looked at Han Yang in disbelief. When he was in junior high school, he thought that Han Yang liked the English class representative of the top class. When he came out of the office, the class representative had an indescribable expression on his face.
"Looking at you passing the note to her, I don't think it should be. You should pass the note to me."
"Tsk tsk tsk, if you're jealous, just say you're jealous, and even argue." Jiang Xiaocheng looked at Han Yang very proudly.It turned out that he wasn't the only one who had a crush on him. Han Yang liked him earlier than he did.
"And you, when did you start liking me?"
"Well, let's just go to high school." He didn't know exactly when he started to like Han Yang, but he subconsciously believed that Han Yang was a part of his life, an indispensable part.Later, when he went to university and saw a gay male classmate in their major, Jiang Xiaocheng knew that he liked Han Yang.
"What about the time?"
"It's high school, I don't know the exact time."
"Think carefully, you must say it." Han Yang rubbed his earlobe harder, but he didn't feel any pain, and the earlobe was swollen.
2 minutes passed, "The time I fought with the science class in high school, you come and save me." It should be at that time, when he sat on the ground and saw Han Yang beat the tall man who was about to give him a stick, he was frightened The broken heart returned to a steady beating. In this world, except for his parents, no one could give him such a sense of security.
People say that two people are together because they are afraid of loneliness and loneliness.
Jiang Xiaocheng thought, maybe they had each other's place in their hearts because they were playmates when they were young, and this position changed with age, it got bigger little by little, and finally mixed with family and friendship, little by little. , fully occupying the other party's entire heart.
"Fool, don't tell me before the fight."
Jiang Xiaocheng pushed Han Yang's front half pretendingly, "I'm afraid that the boys in your class will isolate you." All the science boys in the third year of high school are united. Did he himself stab his brother in the ribs twice?
"You know how to think about fighting so much, but you don't know how to think comprehensively in the college entrance examination?"
"Huh! Talking about studying again."
"Go to sleep." Han Yang touched the bangs covering his forehead again, and turned off the headlight in the bedroom.
Jiang Xiaocheng suddenly remembered the jokes he read at night, and pouted his mouth, "Kiss good night." He avoided his eyes and waited for Han Yang to give him a kiss.
The warm mouth covered the soft lips and crushed them fiercely. Jiang Xiaocheng heard Han Yang say in his ear: "Good night."
Turning his back to Han Yang, he put the back of his hand against his cheek, thankfully the light was turned off.
"Why, are you shy?"
"It's so shameful..." He never realized before that Han Yang was so irritating to him, just flirting with him casually, like setting off a series of firecrackers.
Han Yang chuckled twice in the dark space, and put his arms around Jiang Xiaocheng whose back was turned to him, "You haven't kissed me goodnight yet, huh? Baby."
"Oh, good night, good night!" Speaking of Xiaocheng, without turning over, Han Yang, who stuck the pestle on his back with his elbow, said good night and refused to kiss him.
The power of love is indeed great. Jiang Xiaocheng woke up earlier than Han Yang the next day. When he opened his eyes, he saw Han Yang's big face with a new green stubble on his chin, which was very masculine, unlike him. , the beard is not thick at all, and the hairs on the whole body are mostly small, looking a bit weak.
Gently picked up the mobile phone on the table, and secretly took the first black photo after sharing the same bed.Because it was taken from an overhead angle, Han Yang's stiff nose disappeared, and the two big nostrils appeared in the middle of the photo, making his whole face very funny.
I checked the time on my phone, it was only past six in the morning.He has never woken up so early since he went to college, playing on his mobile phone while lying under the covers on mute.
Han Yang woke up after he played the game for half an hour.The two men quickly finished all the work before breakfast. Han Yang rode a motorcycle and took him to the breakfast restaurant at the gate of the community for dinner. When he had enough time, he sent Jiang Xiaocheng to the company.
Standing there with a smirk and watching Han Yang leave handsomely wearing a helmet, Jiang Xiaocheng whistled into the company building, stood in the overcrowded employee elevator, his right eyelid kept twitching for a while.
Walking to the door of the office with his pockets in his pocket, Jiang Xiaocheng remembered what the Miejue teacher said to him on the phone yesterday morning, "Jiang Xiaocheng, the company doesn't need you to be such an unprofessional employee who repeatedly abandons work for no reason. You don't need it tomorrow." Come to work, wait for the accountant to settle this month's money for you..."
Xiao Jiang, a man with glasses holding a mark of coffee, came over, "Brother Xiao Cheng, what's wrong with you?"
"Oh, brother," Jiang Xiaocheng sighed, putting one hand on Xiaojiang's suit shoulder, "We may, we will part soon."
"Brother Xiao Cheng, are you leaving?" Xiao Jiang put the coffee on his table and looked at Jiang Xiaocheng who had already sat down.
"It's not that I want to leave, it's my teacher who drove me away." Jiang Xiaocheng looked at his desk, fondling his office computer bitterly.
Said Cao Cao and Cao Cao would be there, and the "Master Miejue" in a purple professional skirt stood in front of them with twisted high heels, and the folder fell on the table in front of Jiang Xiaocheng, almost hitting the ceramic cup full of coffee.
"Jiang Xiaocheng, what did I say on the phone yesterday? You forgot, didn't you?"
"Haha, Director, no, I really had a special situation yesterday." Jiang Xiaocheng smiled wryly.
"Hehe," Master Miejue crossed his arms and looked down at Jiang Xiaocheng, "You told me that there were special circumstances when you asked for leave twice, and you didn't explain the reason clearly. Are you fooling a three-year-old child?"
Jiang Xiaocheng rolled his eyes and said in a low voice, "A three-year-old is much better than you."
"What did you say?" The space was so small, she could hear Jiang Xiaocheng's whispers clearly.
"..."
Today is a rare sunny day, the warm sunshine shining on the road is particularly pleasant, Jiang Xiaocheng walked home carrying the small stones on the sidewalk, he had a quarrel with Miejue Shitai, and accumulated all his accumulated energy I shared the resentment in my colleagues' hearts together, and was finally fired.
You fucking bully the underprivileged!
When Han Yang got home, he just took out his house key, when someone inside opened the door for him. Jiang Xiaocheng had a big and courteous smile on his face, which made his back hairy.
"Hey, Yangzi, you're back." He helped Han Yang hang the car keys on the hook in the entrance, and continued to put on a smiling face.
Han Yang put on his slippers, "You came back so early today? You got fired?"
"Damn!" Jiang Xiaocheng couldn't bear it any longer, put away his smiling face, punched Han Yang's arm with his fist, and rubbed him again after punching.
"How did you guess so accurately!"
"You can guess it after thinking about it."
"Tch, you are the only one with brains, and you are the only one who is smart." Jiang Xiaocheng stomped his feet, wanting to kick someone again.
Han Yang grabbed Jiang Xiaocheng's head with both hands and shook it lightly, "If you lose your job, find another one, I don't support useless people."
Jiang Xiaocheng pushed Han Yang's claws away with both hands, "If you tell me, of course I'll find another one, do you think I'm the kind of person who doesn't seek to make progress, just eats and waits to die? "
"Ah."
"Hey, I have a bad temper," Jiang Xiaocheng demanded with a cross, looked left and right, he used the pillow on the sofa as a weapon, and rushed straight at Han Yang who looked down on him.
Han Yang, who was pressed on his back by the pillow, didn't want to pay attention to Jiang Xiaocheng's naive approach, and let Jiang Xiaocheng cover his back with his "weapon", and opened the refrigerator to find the dishes to make today.
Jiang Xiaocheng, who is temporarily unemployed, has to rely on his Uncle Han for food, and is very advanced in thinking and takes the initiative to help Han Yang in the kitchen.
He washes the dishes and washes the rice. In addition, Han Yang also asked him to wash the dishes after eating. Poor Jiang Xiaocheng, who "lived under the fence", lost his career because of love, and changed his boyfriend after having love. In this way, Han Yang didn't let him wash the dishes if he didn't have a partner!
He was not active in eating and had problems with his thinking. Jiang Xiaocheng ate two big bowls of rice at night, and his stomach was full.After resting on the seat for a while, Han Yang picked him up and asked him to finish his last work.
Poor Jiang Xiaocheng, standing with his belly upright by the sink, and behind him stood a supervisor watching his work.
In the end, Jiang Xiaocheng didn't wash the bowls, instead he leaned on his lower back and accused Han Yang, you fucking bully the disadvantaged!
Jiang Xiaocheng submitted his resume on the recruitment website that night, hoping that the human resources of a company would call him the next day and inform him to go for a job interview tomorrow.
Dreams are full, but reality is skinny.The resume submitted by Jiang Xiaocheng was like a stone sinking into the sea. He stayed at home for several days, but he didn't get any call asking him to go for an interview.
Lying at home either playing games or watching videos, Jiang Xiaocheng thought to himself, it would be better to turn back into a cat, and he would not have so many troubles.Suddenly remembered that he also had a group of cat brothers, sat up from the bed and went downstairs to look for cats.
The weather is getting colder and colder, and it will soon enter November, and Jiang Xiaocheng's thick blankets can't give Dabao and Erbao much warmth. There is a big cardboard box on the open space, and Dabao and Erbao's four cats are lying in the box. Underneath were the watermelon pillows and thick blankets he threw down from home.
"Oh, I envy you all..." Jiang Xiaocheng carried the cardboard box to the side of the bench, and he sat on the bench alone, with his head and upper body leaning back, looking at the gray sky, it's not good to be alive. easy.
"Meow meow~" Erbao grabbed the outer edge of the cardboard box with two front legs, and talked to Jiang Xiaocheng meowingly.
"I lost my job."
"Meow meow~"
"Just no jobs, stupid."
"Meow~"
"What are you doing, stupid cat."
It is impossible to explain the philosophy of life to the cat in vain, Jiang Xiaocheng looked at the four little brothers in the cardboard box, Huahua's fur is a little dirty, the king seems to have grown up.
"Have you finished your cat food?"
"Meow~"
"Ugh……"
Jiang Xiaocheng left the open space, walked out of the community, and searched for nearby pet supermarkets with a map on his mobile phone. He hadn't seen the group of stray cats these days. The cat food had already been eaten up, and he didn't know that Dabao and the others had rummaged through the trash can for a few days. .
Following the phone map, he walked into a pet supermarket decorated in pink and white. The sweet-looking female store manager asked him enthusiastically what he needed. Jiang Xiaocheng bought two large bags of cat food and some cotton wool.
After paying the bill on the mobile phone, Jiang Xiaocheng saw the recruitment information posted on the sliding door out of the corner of his eye.
The female store manager, who was sitting on the small sofa and hugged the cat, looked at the male customer who had just left and came back, smiled sweetly, and asked him what else he needed.
"Can I apply for an employee here?"
She looks sweet and speaks sweetly, "We intend to find a female employee."
"Uh," Jiang Xiaocheng hugged two big bags of cat food, and smiled awkwardly at her, "but I have special powers, I can understand what animals say."
According to ordinary people, they would push Jiang Xiaocheng's shoulder and say, buddy, stop making trouble.
The female store manager seemed to believe his words, "Really? That would be great."
"You believe me?"
"My surname is Xie, you can call me An Qi." The female store manager let go of the orange cat in her hand.
"Ah, hello, An Qi," Jiang Xiaocheng looked at the big fat cat sitting on the table, "My name is Jiang Xiaocheng."
The two had an in-depth exchange about Jiang Xiaocheng's ability to understand animals. Finally, An Qi and Jiang Xiaocheng exchanged WeChat messages, and formally invited Jiang Xiaocheng to work in her shop in the future.
This pet supermarket was originally opened by An Qi's parents, and later she and her younger sister took care of it together, but her younger sister was ready to study abroad, the supermarket was short of manpower, Jiang Xiaocheng could understand animal speech, just made up for the vacancy .
After a few days of being unemployed and homeless, Jiang Xiaocheng became a glorious freelancer again, and this job did not have a horrible superior. Jiang Xiaocheng immediately called Han Yang and shared his joy with him .
Staying in the open space to feed the cat in the afternoon, Jiang Xiaocheng received a call from Han Yang again. His colleague was coming to their house for dinner, and Han Yang asked him to prepare.
After being stalked by his team members, Han Yang finally agreed to take them to his house to eat hot pot, but he explained the premise that he must not remain surprised when he meets people.The team members joked, is Team Leader Han's girlfriend as beautiful as a fairy, and how can she be scared.
However, the fact is that Team Leader Han's "girlfriend" really scared them.
Jiang Xiaocheng cleaned the house again, because he just cleaned it a few days ago, so he didn't need to waste much effort, but Jiang Xiaocheng took down the curtains on the balcony, and it was time to replace the thick curtains.
Han Yang bought the hot pot in advance, Jiang Xiaocheng took the key and went downstairs to the supermarket to buy a few vats of drinks, and bought himself an oversized box of Nestle ice cream.
Thinking that Han Yang's colleagues had half an hour to return to their home, Jiang Xiaocheng turned on the TV boldly and found his favorite channel to eat ice cream.
However, the plan could not keep up with the change, Han Yang took his colleagues back home within 5 minutes after he opened the ice cream, Jiang Xiaocheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, heard the knock on the door and hurried to open the door.
The smiles of the five team members froze on their faces, and Jiang Xiaocheng welcomed them into the house very enthusiastically, scolding Han Yang why he came back so early today, but he didn't know that he was once again tricked by Han Yang.
Several people stood in the living room and exchanged greetings. Han Yang parked his motorcycle in the garage, and when he entered the house, he saw the ice cream bought by Jiang Xiaocheng on the coffee table.
"How many times have I told you, don't eat these sweet things, you just don't listen." Close the lid and put it in the refrigerator in the kitchen, and introduce them to each other when you come back.
"This is my partner, Jiang Xiaocheng."
Several team members had already understood everything, and greeted Jiang Xiaocheng with meaningful smiles.
Jiang Xiaocheng didn't expect that Han Yang would disclose their relationship in front of his colleagues so quickly, and asked them to sit down and rest. He took the initiative to sneak into the kitchen with the hot pot ingredients and Han Yang.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier!" No wonder his colleagues saw him as if they saw a monster when they first entered the door.
Han Yang poured out the duck blood in the packing box and cut it into slices, "It doesn't matter if you say it sooner or later, they are just curious about you."
"Curious about me, what did you tell them about me?"
"Bring me a plate." Han Yang held the sliced duck blood with a kitchen knife, and Jiang Xiaocheng found the plate from the cupboard above. The sauced purple duck blood was spread on the snow-white porcelain plate. "Say you are very beautiful, very kind, and very cute."
"Hahaha, really?"
Han Yang washed his hands, and flung small drops of water on Jiang Xiaocheng's face, "It's absolutely cute without tossing."
The gurgling hot soup was boiling in the induction cooker, and a table of people sat in the restaurant to cook hot pot. Jiang Xiaocheng was still thinking about the ice cream in the refrigerator, but after eating the hot pot, Han Yang would definitely not allow him to continue eating it.
"Let me just say, the team leader's girlfriend must not be an ordinary person. It turns out that she is really not an ordinary person." The female colleague talked to Jiang Xiaocheng through the white smoke in the hot pot. It became even more red, and her melon-seeded face was also pale.
"Ah, is that so? Hahaha." Jiang Xiaocheng ate a cooked fish ball, "Then what do you think of me?"
Several colleagues privately imagined what Han Yang's girlfriend would be like, and the most consistent thought during the discussion was, "He's especially good at acting like a baby."
Jiang Xiaocheng was so frightened that he almost dropped the fish ball on the ground, "Do you think I look like a spoiled person?" Jiang Xiaocheng was ashamed by this group of interns who were one or two years younger than him, because he was young and dared to say anything, If you meet a superior like Miejue Shitai, do you dare to speak so bluntly.
Another male colleague wearing glasses also joined them, "Because the team leader is too strict with us and always has a cold face, we are especially afraid that I will not do a good job and provoke him."
Han Yang, who was sitting next to him and just ate, kept silent the whole time. From time to time, he picked up something cooked for Jiang Xiaocheng and poured him a drink, like a perfect model husband.
"You always treat them like this?" Jiang Xiaocheng asked Han Yang who was next to him, "No wonder your salary is so high. Are you exploiting the fruits of labor of young people?"
The hairy belly can't be soaked in the pot for more than ten seconds, Han Yang fished it out in time and put it into Jiang Xiaocheng's dipping bowl, "Which eye of yours saw me squeeze them?"
"No, no, brother, you think too much. The team leader has a strict work attitude and treats us very well." The man with glasses explained that every time Han Yang took them to work overtime, he would get a lot of subsidies. Han Yang's strength is in the company It was obvious to all that they already felt superior as members of his crew.
"Yes, brother, you misunderstood."
Jiang Xiaocheng didn't expect them to be so united, so he changed the topic and talked with them about the company's rest system.
Taking advantage of the time when Han Yang went down to give it away, Jiang Xiaocheng secretly took out ice cream from the refrigerator and ate a few big mouthfuls, and then hurried to clean up the mess on the dining table.
Han Yang's colleagues also brought them a gift. The box of chocolates inside should have been given by the girl. Jiang Xiaocheng opened the package and ate a few pieces, and put them in the refrigerator for safekeeping.
Han Yang closed the door and came in, Jiang Xiaocheng had already transferred the oil pan to the sink.
"Leave me here," he rolled up his sleeves to his elbows, and moved Jiang Xiaocheng aside. "If you want to eat something from the fridge, put him in the microwave for 2 minutes."
"Ah? Is ice cream so delicious?" Jiang Xiaocheng hugged Han Yang's waist from behind.
you wait for tonight
Han Yang was hugged from behind by him, and continued to wash the dishes.Jiang Xiaocheng stood on tiptoe and kissed the back of his neck, then began to shake his waist again.
"It's not good to act like a baby, otherwise, don't eat it."
"Come on, that's not milk. Why heat it? It's not ice cream." Besides, how much is a carton of milk?That big box of ice cream cost him 27 yuan.
"Then don't think about eating it, I'll throw it downstairs tomorrow."
"Yangzi~brother~boyfriend~" Jiang Xiaocheng tried to make a soft move, but Han Yang said otherwise, he would throw it away now.
"Huh!" Jiang Xiaocheng let go of Han Yang's waist, picked up a small bowl he had just washed, and went to find the ice cream in the refrigerator.
With his back turned to him, Jiang Xiaocheng scooped most of the ice cream into a small bowl with a spoon, and put the remaining part into the microwave oven. Two minutes later, while Han Yang was still washing the dishes, Jiang Xiaocheng mixed the ice cream heated into chocolate milk into cubes In the ice cream bowl, dig one spoonful at a time.
"I really feel sorry for your colleagues, working with such a smelly and hard rock like you, sad."
The induction cooker was wiped clean and placed on the lower floor of the Liulitai. Han Yang washed his hands and turned around. He picked up Jiang Xiaocheng who was sitting on the chair and carried it to his arms. He kissed the ice cream in Jiang Xiaocheng's mouth and swept away the ice cream in his mouth. All ice cream.
"Hmm..." Jiang Xiaocheng was almost hugged to death by Han Yang, "You don't think it's dirty." He felt that the smell of hot pot sauce remained in his mouth.
"When we were young, we both ate the same lollipop, and I didn't say anything if you didn't brush your teeth." Han Yang said this calmly, as if everything was taken for granted.
"I was ignorant when I was a child, so it can be the same as now." Jiang Xiaocheng picked up his ice cream bowl.
Han Yang watched the ice cream on the tongue he extended out of the spoon, and said lightly, "You eat ice cream again, I will believe it for you tonight?" The more he watched Jiang Xiaocheng's little thing, the more he owed it. , is owed/fucked.
The hand holding the spoon paused for a moment, "Then fuck it, anyway, you're having fun and I'm having fun, everyone... eh... put me down..." Before Jiang Xiaocheng could finish speaking, Han Yang had already pulled himself up and walked to the bedroom .
Jiang Xiaocheng is a little scared now, he has no sexual experience at all, and he has never seen real porn/movies, so he has masturbated/piped with Han Yang.Now realizing the sense of crisis, the chrysanthemum on his lower body tightened. He has to go to work tomorrow, so his ass will not be exploded.
"Put me down, Yangzi, I'm about to vomit~" He was held on Han Yang's shoulders, his head was upside down and he was congested with blood, and the hot pot in his stomach was rushing into his throat.
I really don't know where Han Yang got so much strength, no matter how he put it, he must weigh more than 100 catties, how could Han Yang resist him like he resisted a chicken?
Han Yang unloaded Jiang Xiaocheng on the bed, put his arms on both sides of Jiang Xiaocheng's shoulders, looked at him condescendingly, looked at each other for a few seconds, and began to kiss him again, until Jiang Xiaocheng felt suffocated before letting go.
"Xiao Cheng, let's do it." Han Yang looked at him sincerely, his eyes moved, and he even seemed a little coquettish.
Panting heavily, Jiang Xiaocheng put his hands around Han Yang's neck, "It's all like this, I can still say no." He stroked the hair on the back of Han Yang's head with his hand, and the short hair was so stiff that it pricked his hands.
"But, do you know what to do? What if it hurts too much?" He was still afraid that the chrysanthemum would be brutally stabbed, and Han Yang's stuff was almost as good as the heroine in European and American blockbusters.
Han Yang was caught by his question, the two of them hadn't thought about that matter since they confessed, so Han Yang didn't check the relevant information.Jiang Xiaocheng has read similar topics on Weibo. If the party that is entered is not well lubricated, it will be painful and difficult to enter.
After calming down his emotions, Han Yang turned over and lay down next to Jiang Xiaocheng, holding Jiang Xiaocheng's hand between his legs, the huge ball had grown up, and it was bulging to remind the two of its existence.
Jiang Xiaocheng didn't feel embarrassed when he and Han Yang helped each other before, but now he felt extremely ashamed when Han Yang held his hand and covered that place.
"You turn off the light." He turned over and lay down on the bed, burying his face in the quilt, not wanting Han Yang to see his blushing face.
Han Yang, who was /fine/worm on the brain, didn't listen to him, he held his hand and rubbed his big/brother/brother, releasing a heavy breath from his nose.
Jiang Xiaocheng was taken to touch there by him, and he felt that his skin was thinner, and urged Han Yang to turn off the headlights again.
This time, Han Yang finally let go of his hand, stretched his arms "teng" and turned off the bright headlights in the bedroom.
The shirt and trousers were casually thrown aside by him, and he went to peel off the thin sweater and jeans on Jiang Xiaocheng's body. Jiang Xiaocheng felt that his pair of trousers should not last long.
Holding Jiang Xiaocheng in his strong arms and pressing on his body, he grabbed Jiang Xiaocheng's hand and put it in his underwear, "Help me."
The dark environment reduced Jiang Xiaocheng's sense of shame, holding the "real thing" that does not separate any fabric
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