On How to Overthrow Xiaoxianrou

I can lie flat and let myself be ridiculed.

After such a commotion from netizens, Xu Weicheng's popularity has been pushed to a new level. Several high-end luxury brands have come to invite Xu Weicheng to be their spokesperson. Qin Yun has been busy negotiating cooperation with major brands these days. They couldn't close their mouths.

After filming a few commercials, Qin Yun gave Xu Weicheng a short vacation, saying it was to celebrate such an amazing start to the year.So Xu Weicheng's daily work became eating, sleeping, checking Weibo, and waiting for Chu Li to go home.If this continues for a long time, he suspects that one day when Chu Li returns home late at night, he will find that he has become a watchdog...

Then on the fourth day of the long vacation, Xu Weicheng finally couldn't bear the days of getting together less and leaving more. He tried his best to hold his eyelids and waited until Chu Li came home. He pitifully accused Chu Li of letting him stay alone in the empty boudoir. Hongxing is out of the wall.

Before Chu Li went home, he was still exhausted. Seeing Xu Weicheng sitting on the head of the bed with a soft and cute face instantly warmed his heart. He reached out and rubbed his head: "I've been too busy recently. I'll finish my participation tomorrow. I will rush home as soon as possible for the second rehearsal of the Spring Festival Gala, and I will cook a candlelight dinner for you myself, how about it?"

Xu Weicheng nodded reluctantly with a flat mouth, and slid down into the bed.Chu Li stepped forward and pulled back the quilt to look closely at him: "Not satisfied? Then you say what you want, and I will follow you."

"Really??" Xu Weicheng blinked his big eyes exposed outside the quilt.

Chu Li nodded: "Well, tell me."

Xu Weicheng: "You have to take time out to play with me."

Chu Li thought about the next itinerary in his mind, and it seemed that he was not very full, "Yes, where are we going?"

"Jialin Holiday Villa, opened by Chen Xingtong's grandson, let's go to the hot springs." Xu Weicheng blurted out like a cannonball, as if he had been drafted.

Chu Li squeezed his face funnyly: "You fox, you are waiting for me here, huh?"

Xu Weicheng looked embarrassed: "You just say whether to go or not."

Chu Li had nothing to do with him: "Go, do I have any choice."

"Come on, Concubine Ai, come here and let me give you a kiss~"

Xu Weicheng hooked Chu Li's neck and pecked his lips, but Chu Li pushed him down on the bed and deepened the kiss. It took a long time for Chu Li to let him go, "I'm going to take a bath, don't fall asleep."

"Why?" Xu Weicheng was puzzled.

Chu Li walked towards the bathroom without looking back, "You've been going to bed too early recently."

Xu Weicheng looked dazed, but he didn't seem to be sleepy now, so he simply propped himself up and leaned against the head of the bed to play games.At the tenth level, Chu Li finally came out, wrapped in a loose bathrobe, exuding a vague fragrance, which attracted Xu Weicheng to sniff, "Chu Li, why do you look like a woman?" Does it have body odor?"

Chu Li corrected with a "tsk": "Everyone has a different body odor, why do I look like a bitch?"

Xu Weicheng stuck out his tongue, lifted the quilt and patted the place beside him: "Aifei, come up."

Chu Li got on the bed in a calm manner, "yelling again," as he said, he stretched out his hand to scratch Xu Weicheng's waist, and didn't stop until the other party begged for mercy.

After turning off the lights, Xu Weicheng said that it was too hot for two people to sleep under the same quilt, so he asked Chu Li to take off his bathrobe, and the latter looked at him with a half-smile: "If I want to sleep, I'll just say it."

Xu Weicheng blushed instantly: "You rascal!"

Then he was crushed, and he didn't forget to shout out his lifelong ideal while struggling: "Hey, hey, I'm Gong!"

Chu Li was amused by his serious look: "The night is long, we still have a lot of time to discuss this issue."

The next morning Xu Weicheng woke up with a feeling of soreness. He was tossed all night last night. He couldn't recall the process of discussing the issue of offense and suffering. He only remembered that he seemed to be in a state of yelling all the time... ...Chu Li is simply a beast, his physical strength is astonishingly good, God knows how he manages to have unlimited energy!

Chu Li was not around when he woke up, he should have gone out early in the morning, this person is really amazing, after doing... physical work all night, he can still get up early to work, in terms of the importance of good kidneys, he is convinced.

Chu Li sent a WeChat message saying that he came back around [-]:[-] p.m. Xu Weicheng got up at noon, so he ordered a takeaway and ate a few casual bites.In the afternoon, I was alone at home watching dramas with cats. It was rare that Da Zhuang’s attitude towards him eased a lot. One person and one cat sat on the sofa and watched soap operas for two or three hours. Fall asleep on your lap.

Xu Weicheng was very bored by himself, so he called Chen Xingtong and Shen Mo over. The three of them sat cross-legged on the carpet and played poker around the tea table. The face of the loser would be graffitied, so in the evening, Chu Li opened the door to see The only one is Xu Weicheng with a small tortoise face.

Chen Xingtong quickly confessed and leniently said, "Most of them were drawn by this woman, Shen Mo."

Shen Mo was not to be outdone: "It's that bastard Chen Xingtong who said you wouldn't dare to do anything to me with him around."

"Chu Li, you're back, I suspect they're cheating!" Xu Weicheng raised his turtle-covered face, very funny.

"Go and wash it off first, I'll keep this account for you." Chu Li pulled him to the bathroom to wash his face, leaving behind two trembling people.

Shen Mo: "Sure enough, there is a clear distinction between attacking and receiving."

Chen Xingtong: "Water thrown out by Fa Xiao who is married."

The three of them set off from Chu Li's house at [-]:[-], drove to Jialin Holiday Villa, and arrived at their destination in less than half an hour.As night falls, all the lights of the resort are turned on.Chen Xingtong led the way directly to the VIP area—Lingyun Pavilion. This is an ancient hot spring area with row upon row of pavilions and man-made landscapes of small bridges and flowing water. Bathing in the hot spring in such an elegant environment has a special flavor.

Shen Mo with a hot figure changed into his swimsuit and came out. Xu Weicheng and Chen Xingtong's eyes stared like copper bells, and then Xu Weicheng's eyes were covered by Chu Li, and Shen Mo directly raised the bath towel in his hand to greet Chen Xingtong: " Seeing your wretched appearance, I want to slap you!"

Chen Xingtong was so frightened that he ran away with his head in his arms, shouting "Chu Li, I will not be a light bulb anymore" and ran to the hot spring pool next door.Shen Mo turned his head to look at Xu Weicheng and Chu Li who were glued together, and consciously walked in another direction.

Xu Weicheng patted the back of his head: "Uh... that, don't worry about them, we'll fuck us."

"Hmm." Chu Li took off his bathrobe and got into the water first, stretched out his hand and pulled him down, splashing a large splash of water.

Xu Weicheng was taken aback by him, and stared at him in shock: "You are not a human being when you are childish."

Chu Li raised his hand and splashed water on his face: "Those who are close to ink are black, and they all learned bad things after following you."

Xu Weicheng was unhappy: "Hey, my young master is a mature man, okay?"

Chu Li pulled him over and looked him up and down, then said lightly, "How mature?"

The two got too close for a while, Xu Weicheng put his hand on Chu Li's strong chest, and couldn't help pinching, "Tsk tsk, this pectoral muscle," he lifted Chu Li's chin and sighed sincerely: "Man, you It's playing with fire."

The corner of Chu Li's mouth twitched, and he looked at him with black lines all over his head: "Are you doing too many idol dramas?"

"I don't understand the style." Xu Weicheng rolled his eyes at him, swam silently to the other side, closed his eyes comfortably and enjoyed the feeling of being surrounded by warm currents all over his body.

Chu Li followed slowly, wrapped his arms around Xu Weicheng's waist to make him look at him, but his hand moved down from his waist dishonestly, Xu Weicheng quickly grabbed his hand, "You you...what are you doing?"

"Playing with fire, what you said." Chu Li replied confidently, stretched out his hand to press Xu Weicheng's shoulder and kissed him. Unexpectedly, Xu Weicheng didn't stand still at all, and even fell backward into the pool with Chu Li.

The lips of the two fell into the water, but they hadn't parted yet. Xu Weicheng was unsteady and wanted to push Chu Li away, but the other party was pressing on him and couldn't push him away.After hugging and kissing in the water for a long time, Xu Weicheng was almost out of breath before being brought out of the water by Chu Li. The latter had a successful smile on his face, making Xu Weicheng's teeth itch with anger.

Hot springs should not be soaked for too long, so the two of them went ashore after soaking for a while, and went to the guild hall arranged by Chen Xingtong to change clothes.When the four of them had a round in the restaurant, Chen Xingtong and Shen Modeng looked at Xu Weicheng with rounded eyes, and it took him a long time to say "Restraint, my friend".

Xu Weicheng was puzzled, Chu Li coughed lightly, and pulled up his collar to cover some indescribable marks.Only then did Xu Weicheng come to his senses, glared at him fiercely, and cursed in a low voice: "It's all your fault!"

Xu Weicheng has always found it very puzzling, his lifelong ideal is to overthrow Chu Li, but why is such a simple thing so difficult for him?

After the meal was finished in a strange atmosphere, Xu Weicheng ignored the silent complaints of the two single dogs opposite, pulled Chu Li up and left, "I'm tired, I'll go back and catch up on sleep first."

Chen Xingtong and Shen Mo looked at the backs of those two people who disappeared side by side, and sighed in unison: "The adulterer whores|women!"

Back in the room, Xu Weicheng jumped up and threw himself on the bed without moving. Chu Li pulled him up to sit up, "Sleep after eating, it's not good for the stomach."

Xu Weicheng had no choice but to take out his mobile phone to play games, Chu Li turned and went into the bathroom, opened the door a little later and said to Xu Weicheng, "Give me the bathrobe."

Xu Weicheng put down his phone, picked up the bathrobe on the bed, walked to the bathroom door and handed it in, he was suddenly led in by a force, the bathroom door closed again, and there was a chaotic conversation inside:

"You, what are you doing?"

"What do you think I am doing?"

"Hey, hey... Where are you touching your hands!"

"..."

"Um...you...you stop for me...um..."

曝光

The next morning Xu Weicheng was woken up by a series of phone calls,