On How to Overthrow Xiaoxianrou

I know, anyway, now he only remembers the scene of himself being slapped by Da Zhuang Kuang.Later, according to Chu Li's kind reminder, it turned out that it was because he snatched Da Zhuang's cat food that night and ate several mouthfuls, so one person and one cat formed a new bridge.

Sitting in the guest seat, Xu Weicheng happily recalled Chu Li's confession that night, his eyes and brows were filled with smiles, and Shen Mo beside him became more curious, poked his arm and asked, "Brother, how many times a night?"

A certain brother was taken aback when he heard the words: "What?"

Shen Mo sighed, "Don't tell me your sex|seduction plan didn't work."

As soon as Xu Weicheng mentioned this, he became angry, "The grandson of Chen Xingtong got me a bottle of yang-strengthening wine from somewhere, and said it was a sex | seduction artifact, but he didn't seduce Chu Li, but I posted it all night by myself His drunken madness almost turned Chu Li's family upside down."

Shen Mo was amazed by this feat, and asked again: "Then you have no other progress?"

"He actually confessed." Xu Weicheng glanced around, leaned over and said in a low voice, "He said he likes me."

Shen Mo's eyes lit up instantly: "Have you kissed yet?"

"……No."

"Holding hands?!"

"……nor."

Shen Mo only felt that there were countless crows "quack" flying over his head, "So you are in a buddhist relationship now?"

Xu Weicheng shrugged, saying that he was not in a hurry, and there would be plenty of opportunities in the future.Shen Mo thinks it is necessary to give them another assist: "I think we should outsmart them."

Xu Weicheng wondered: "How to outwit it?"

"You find a woman to gossip, the hotter the better, if you make Chu Li jealous, if he gets angry in a hurry, he might kill you on the spot."

After Shen Mo finished speaking, he nodded with confidence, exactly the same as Chen Xingtong's expression when he said that he was seductive|attractive artifact, and Xu Weicheng panicked when he saw it, "It's better to say goodbye, with Chu Li's cold and rational temper, you still expect him to be violent and forceful?" Throw me? I'll be thankful if he doesn't suddenly throw me off and disappear, okay?"

Shen Mo still didn't give up, and continued to lobby: "I think the lady in the red dress in the middle of the third row is the best candidate for this rumored girlfriend."

Hearing this, Xu Weicheng looked at the middle seat in the third row, Tang Xi?He was so frightened that he trembled, and shook his head again and again: "Come on, you won't be able to get rid of this lady's cling."

So Shen Mo didn't move anymore, patted him on the shoulder and encouraged him earnestly: "Young man, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard."

However, that night, a hot search on Weibo revealed that Tang Xi was the secret lover of a rich man for many years.Now the Internet is in a state of flux again. Most of the netizens who originally questioned Xu Weicheng's Hundred Flowers Awards turned to attack Tang Xi. The hot search titles are "Tang Xi's mistress for many years", "Tang Xi get out of the entertainment circle", "Tang Xi's morality corrupt".Originally, she was domineering and made many enemies, but now that she is deeply involved in scandals, many people naturally jumped out and stepped on her. Even the [-]th-tier artists who were once looked down upon by her posted cynicism on Weibo. For a while, Tang Xi became a street rat. Everyone shouted and beat them.

The former traffic floret has now become a joke, her popularity has plummeted, and it is a pity that she has become someone's gossip.Xu Weicheng silently sighed in his heart that the world is impermanent, and then he felt that it is necessary to practice the principle of carpe diem in time, so he sent Chu Li a WeChat message: carpe diem in time is very important!

After a while, Chu Li replied: What's the fun?Alcoholic?

Xu Weicheng gritted his teeth: Get lost.

After waiting for a while, there was still no new news on WeChat. Xu Weicheng thought that the signal was not good, so he held up his mobile phone and looked around the room for a signal. He almost pulled the antenna up to the rooftop, but there was still no news on WeChat.In the end, I had an idea and tried to send Chen Xingtong "You are a pig", and within five seconds, the other party replied angrily, "I am your father".Only then did Xu Weicheng realize that it wasn't a signal problem, it was Chu Li who ignored him, angry!

After waiting for a while, he finally lost his composure and was about to send another message. As a result, Chu Li's phone call came in, so he waited arrogantly for the ring to ring several times before answering it, and asked calmly, "What are you doing?"

Chu Li leaned on the balcony railing with one hand, his soft voice was calm and warm in the night, he said, "Don't do it, I miss you."

Holding the phone, Xu Weicheng smiled wrinkledly, sat cross-legged on the bed and unconsciously swayed from side to side, and asked foolishly, "Hey, do you think we are really in love now?"

Chu Li smiled when he heard the words, and replied seriously: "Well, really."

"But I think it's unreal." Xu Weicheng sighed again.

Chu Li was puzzled: "What?"

Xu Weicheng shook his head: "It feels too sudden, why is there no foreshadowing, it's not vigorous enough."

Chu Li was helpless: "How many years have been laid, isn't it vigorous enough?"

Xu Weicheng was shocked and almost jumped up from the bed, "What?? How do you know that I have a crush on you??"

There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, and then Chu Li replied with a slight smile: "I don't know that you have a crush on me, but now I know."

Xu Weicheng's mind was a little confused, he silently reasoned the logic of the conversation just now, and then slapped his thigh, "Chu Li, what did you mean just now that you have liked me for many years?"

Chu Li was amused by his belated attitude, and he didn't avoid it, and said lightly: "Well, it's been many years."

Xu Weicheng rolled on the bed happily, and scolded cheerfully: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you can endure it for so long. If I didn't ask you that night, how long are you going to endure it?"

"If you didn't ask me that night, I would take the initiative to ask you."

Xu Weicheng was startled: "Ah? If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have asked! That goblin Shen Mo said he would lose if he confessed first!"

Chu Li thought for a while and analyzed: "You are a question sentence, what kind of confession is that, I am a confession, and I am the one who loses, don't worry?"

Only then did Xu Weicheng say "um" several times contentedly, and when he was about to hang up the phone, he suddenly remembered something else, "I don't have work tomorrow, and I plan to take Sister Yun's son to the amusement park, will you go?"

Chu Li glanced at the stack of scripts on the bedside table, thought for a moment and asked, "You want me to go?"

Xu Weicheng said arrogantly: "Will you go or not?"

Chu Li understood: "That is, I want me to go. Well, I will sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman."

Xu Weicheng: "!!!"

The amusement park on the weekend was full of people, Xu Weicheng and Chu Li were holding Qin Yun's seven-year-old son Xiaodi on the left and right.Although both of them were wearing masks and low-key white T-shirts, jeans, and canvas shoes, their tall, lean figures and delicate and handsome eyebrows attracted many girls' inquiring gazes.

Good-looking people will always be the focus of attention wherever they go. This is the first time Xu Weicheng thinks that being handsome is actually quite annoying.

Chu Li and Xu Weicheng patiently played a lot of games with Xiao Di. The two adults were very tired, but Xiao Di seemed to have endless energy and was in a state of excitement throughout the process.Finally got off the roller coaster, Xu Weicheng found a corner and took off his mask and leaned against the wall to vomit wildly, Chu Li patted him on the back, handed him water to rinse his mouth, "Don't listen to me telling you not to play this, is it better? "

Xu Weicheng finally finished vomiting, and looked at Chu Li angrily: "I didn't know it was so scary, look how my small body can withstand this kind of torment."

Xiao Di, who was obediently standing aside, straightened up his seven-year-old body and asked, "I am seven years old, how old is Uncle Cheng?"

Xu Weicheng: "I..."

Later, in order to prove that his physical strength is not bad, Xu Weicheng played all the games like a chicken blood, and finally collapsed on the passenger seat and fell asleep when he was on his way home. Chu Li was driving the car, lying down and falling asleep in the back seat Xiao Di.

Xu Weicheng couldn't sleep well while sitting, his head slipped down from time to time, Chu Li stretched out his hand to wrap his head around and leaned on his shoulder.While waiting for the red light, he silently looked at Xu Weicheng for a while, then lowered his head and kissed him on the forehead.

The car stopped at the door of Qin Yun's house, Xu Weicheng woke up and said that he would just send Xiaodi in.Chu Li knew what he was worried about, so he nodded and didn't say much.But unexpectedly, Qin Yun just came out, and Xiao Di happily ran over to call his mother.Qin Yun thanked Xu Weicheng, and found that Chu Li was sitting in the car, and the two of them met their eyes, nodding each other as greetings.

Xu Weicheng at the side was worried that Qin Yun would blame him for being with Chu Li, but he didn't expect that she was not only not angry, but also greeted him friendly.Maybe it's because Chu Li's reputation in the industry has always been good, and Sister Yun has changed her opinion of him.

Xu Weicheng was asking and answering himself in his heart, when Xiao Di ran over and hugged his thigh unexpectedly, his immature face smiled mysteriously: "Uncle Cheng, put your ears closer, let me tell you a little secret?"

Xu Weicheng looked dazed, but he did as he did, and then Xiao Di pulled his ears and whispered: "I saw Uncle Li secretly kiss you in the car just now, shhh—don't tell others."

Xu Weicheng's eyes lit up suddenly, and he pinched his cute little round face in surprise, "Young man, you must have been Cupid in your previous life!"

On the way back, Xu Weicheng couldn't hold back his excitement, turned on the car music and started humming along, Chu Li asked curiously, "Did you find the money?"

Xu Weicheng rolled his eyes at him: "Do you think the young master looks like someone short of money?"

Chu Li shook his head, and then said solemnly, "Like a young girl in Huaichun."

"!!!"

Xu Weicheng stood aside to express his protest, when the red light came on, Chu Li stopped the car, turned his head to look at Xu Weicheng and teased: "What the hell did you do to be so happy?"

"It's you who did the bad things!" Xu Weicheng blurted out, then shut his mouth and stared straight ahead.

Seeing what he meant, Chu Li asked amusedly, "What did I do wrong?"

Xu Weicheng held back for a long time, finally broke the jar and slowly squeezed out a few