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He Jiasi tightly held the restored curse yoke on his arm, with a solemn and solemn expression: "Xiao Jia, listen to me, you must stay well in my ghost body, unless my soul disappears, otherwise you must not Run out. I will do my best to protect you, but our trip is difficult and dangerous, the future is uncertain, the wind is bleak, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return..."

Jiaxi's voice sounded in the air, very puzzled: "But we are only going to Bodhisattva Temple for a banquet, why do we have to melt our souls?"

He Jiasi said sadly: "At least make sure that we can live together. Xiaojia, you are still a child, you don't understand this world, no, the three worlds are dangerous. His Royal Highness, I don't know what kind of confidence he has gained from the three counselors recently. Cooking by myself, the stuff he made can only be eaten by Huacheng. Back then, even the lady Feng Shi and who, hmph, were bewitched after eating it. If the whole ghost floats away after I finish eating, you can read Do you remember "Thousand Miles Soul-Storing Curse"? Come on, recite it and let me listen to it."

Although Jiaxi was still very puzzled, she obediently recited it: "The heavenly gate moves, the earthly gate opens, and the boy from thousands of miles arrests his soul. The real son of the three souls, the jade girl with seven souls, the five elements of yin and yang, and the three worlds of gossip, I obey the law of the patriarch of the demon spirit. "

He Jiasi felt that his ghost body had been stabilized, and said with satisfaction: "Very good."

However, when she saw that pot of things that was sometimes bright, sometimes dark, sometimes surging, and sometimes unfathomable, He Jiasi felt that she might not be very good.

But she was used to being an idiot, she closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths, threw her morals outside the broken door, and said: "The color and fragrance are all crippled, not all! It's very good! It's like a white crane spreading its wings, a bell ringing and a tripod eating, and there are people in chaos." Preface, pink and willow green..."

Shi Qingxuan had already sat at the table and smelled the "fragrance" for a while, and now he looked unloved, and felt a little uncomfortable after hearing He Jiasi's words, and couldn't help reminding: "He girl, these words That's not how it's used."

He Jiasi suddenly said: "Oh, I smelled the fragrance of this dish and I was a bit out of my wits, and for a while I didn't know why."

Shi Qingxuan: "..."

He Xuan had already turned his face away with an indescribable expression.

He Jiasi forced himself not to speculate on his own fate from the pot, and looked in another direction, just in time to see Huacheng's birthday gift that looked like a belt but was said to have a unique pattern. He Jiasi just smelled it Thanks to the smell of cooking, hallucinations have already appeared, and I feel that I have seen the side that Huacheng has not used to show others, and said in a trance: "Ah, I saw a new folk tale book two days ago, saying that His Royal Highness embroidered I wore a belt, but the pattern was so strange that no one else could understand it, so some people guessed whether His Highness the Crown Prince embroidered the ghost flower City Lord, so the Empress Feng Shi went to ask, Your Highness, are you embroidering a ghost?"

Shi Qingxuan, He Xuan, Xie Lian, Huacheng: "..."

Huacheng stood up, and calmly served a bowl of mystery の*@#& to He Jiasi: "Is there such a thing?"

He Jiasi was almost dizzy, so he took it and drank it naturally (eat? Chew? Swallow? Swallow?) and said: "Yes, and then Xiaojing Wang said strangely, thank you for the unweaned white lotus, After the fucking body was destroyed by me into ashes, it must be crying every day, so His Royal Highness must be embroidering his mother."

Shi Qingxuan, He Xuan, Xie Lian, Huacheng: "..."

After talking with Jiasi, he looked at the four pairs of eyes staring at her inexplicably, and said as usual: "Why are you looking at me? The soup made by His Royal Highness? Porridge? Rice? It's quite delicious. The layers are very rich. Don’t underestimate me. I was forced to eat his shit by my uncle before I was alive. I really want to throw up when I think about it. And when I went out to receive orders, I didn’t eat or drink before I received the reward. In the ancient tomb, I have never eaten corpses and corpse oil, and the small scenes are nothing to worry about. Boom!!!"

The last sound was the sound and echo of He Jia Si Lian Gui falling to the ground with a chair.

The new hopeless ghost king who aroused the sympathy and admiration of the main and deputy CP last second fell to the ground with twisted limbs, his face was ferocious, and he said hoarsely: "I can't do it! Quick! Find me a stable woman! I feel that I want to Having a baby!"

Shi Qingxuan, He Xuan, Xie Lian, Huacheng: "..."

Huacheng's expression was solemn: "Brother, do you use the Zimu River water from the Daughter Country to cook porridge?" After that, I'd better let my brother drink more, let him see the situation...

Xie Lian never thought that his culinary skills had reached the point where he could break through the limits of ethics: "No! It's just ordinary stream water!"

The four elders held He Jiasi down and gave her half a bucket of fresh water from the creek behind the Bodhisattva Temple. Although this is not accurate, the half bucket of water was like a stone sinking into the sea, and the water poured into the empty shell Taoist. He Jiasi was like a real dead ghost, without any reaction.

After a long while, He Jiasi kicked his legs, and his body twitched violently, accompanied by Shi Qingxuan's exclamation: "I gave birth!"

He Xuan gave Shi Qingxuan a very light slap on the head: "Screw a fart."

The ghost king's curse shackle was shaken off for the second time, and Miao'er was directly stimulated from He Jiasi's ghost body—come on, let's revisit the reactions of other ghosts and gods:

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【Qi Rong】:

Qi Rong clenched his teeth, however, Xie Lian squeezed his jaw open and poured it alive.

The next moment, screams resounded over Bodhisattva Village.

The bowl in Xie Lian's hand was empty, and Qi Rong on the ground had his nose crooked and his eyes slanted, and even his voice was hoarse like an old man who was dying, and said: "...I... hate..."

Qi Rong: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa——!!!"

After the bowl went down, Qi Rong struggled outside the audience for a whole night, crying endlessly, why would I rather be caught by Lang Qianqiu and cut him into pieces than be poisoned by you here!I was wrong, cousin prince, please give me the antidote!And seemed to see many hallucinations, Guzi was terrified.Waking up early in the morning, Qi Rong was depressed, his face was already blue.

【Shuangxuan】:

With a "snap", Mingyi fell face down on the altar, seemingly unconscious.

On the other side, Shi Qingxuan was silent and shed two lines of tears.

Shi Qingxuan was speechless with his tongue wide open. For a long while, he pushed Mingyi with tears streaming down his face, and said, "Brother Ming...Brother Ming! Brother Ming, what's wrong with you, cheer up, wake up!"

Mingyi lay on the table motionless.Shi Qingxuan has always been unable to bear others not responding to him, he pushed harder and harder, and finally grabbed the other party and shook him.Xie Lian couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help reminding: "Master Feng Shi, or else you put down the broom first, and you have something to say."

Shi Qingxuan pinched the broom, turned back and said loudly: "Ah? What did you say, His Royal Highness? I can't hear clearly!"

At this time, Mingyi suddenly sat up.He unexpectedly regained his masculinity in an instant, his face was ashen, and he said straight to the face: "I have a demon in my heart. Please help me get rid of it."

Shi Qingxuan pointed at Mingyi, eyes wide open and said: "Wait, you! What kind of evildoer are you, dare to play flower guns in front of this wind master? Brother Ming, let me cover you quickly, let's take him down together first .” As he spoke, he grabbed the broom with one hand, and with the other hand, he raised the windshield fan.

【Quan Yizhen】:

The man passed by the altar, glanced at the large and small plates on the table, seemed to be hungry, didn't think much, picked up the pot of unfinished colorful stir-fried pork, and took a few bites.

In the next second, there was a "plop" and he fainted and fell to the ground.

Xie Lian got up and lit the lamp to see that there was a purple-complexioned person lying straight on the ground, he rushed to save his life and gave him a few big sips of water before he woke up slowly.

He stared and said: "How do I know that someone will poison the food in my temple?"

When a priest feels that he is about to encounter great danger and challenge of life, the aura covering his body will instinctively explode several times. ... Then Xie Lian picked up the plate containing the meatballs with one hand, Quan Yizhen was completely awake, tightly grasped Xie Lian's hand, and said in a hoarse voice: "I won't eat it."

[Spiritual text]:

Coincidentally, Xie Lian still had one ball left, and when Lingwen said "go", he quickly threw the ball into her mouth.

In an instant, the luster in Lingwen's pupils disappeared, as if being sucked away by the thing she swallowed, and the blackness on her body suddenly faded.

With an expression of suppressing vomiting, she looked at Xie Lian, her lips moved silently for a moment, endured for a while, threw Quan Yizhen to the ground, and left with her forehead.

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So He Jiasi's reaction of breaking the shackle of the curse and splitting his soul in an instant is nothing, and he didn't embarrass the King of Desperate Ghost too much—He Xuan also suffered from demons, didn't he?

He Jiasi burst into tears, and with the support of Shi Qingxuan, he grabbed Jiaxi's hand: "Xiaojia, the murderer who killed... me... is... dong gong!!!"

Shi Qingxuan, He Xuan, Xie Lian, Huacheng, Jiaxi: "..."

After saying "yes", I immediately fell to the ground and couldn't get up-face down, it hurt to hear the sound.

Jiaxi didn't know if she ate a little too. Although her movements were a little slow, she still rushed to help Jiasi in panic: "Jiajia! What's wrong with you?! The gate of heaven is moving, the gate of earth is opening... Xuanzong of heaven and earth, Wan Qi Roots. Four spirit sky lanterns, six armors and six dings. Help me destroy the essence, and the demons die. Five elements and three realms, eight trigrams kill ghosts. Be as quick as a law!"

The ghost body condensed with Jiasi became even more illusory, Xie Lian hurriedly said: "Miss Miao'er! You read it wrong! It's "The Curse of Exterminating Ghosts"! It can't be done!"

After Jiaxi rushed over, she lost her strength, and Xie Lian leaned against the wall and muttered to herself: "Ah... is it... the gate of heaven is moving, the gate of earth is opening... Taishang Laojun taught me to kill ghosts. God's side. Calling on the jade girl, it is ominous to take pictures. Climbing rocks, wearing a seal. Wearing a canopy on the head, tiptoeing Kuigang, supporting Liujia on the left, and Liuding on the right. There is a yellow god in front, and a chapter in the back. The god master kills , do not avoid tyranny, kill the evil spirits first, and then kill the night light. Why is the god not subdued, and what ghost dares to do it? Hurry like a law!"

Shi Qingxuan couldn't stand it anymore: "This is "The Curse of Killing Ghosts"! It's even more wrong!"

He Xuan felt that he could no longer stand by and watch. After all, they were two little girls. How could they bear this? He recited the "Spell of Plague" in a low voice: "The ghost of green plague in the east, the essence of rotten wood; the ghost of red plague in the south." Ghost, the spirit of fire; the ghost of western blood plague, the spirit of evil gold; the ghost of northern black plague, the spirit of mud pool; the ghost of central yellow plague, the spirit of dung. Four seasons and eight seasons, born because of prosperity. God is not Nourishing inside, acting as evil essence outside. The qi of the five poisons enters the human body. It may be cold or hot, and the five bodies are restless. The nine ugly ghosts know your name. You must be arrested urgently, and you must not stop for a long time. Urgently like a law! "

Although the two little girls recovered visibly with the naked eye after reading, Huacheng looked at Xie Lian's expression of doubting his cooking skills, and looked at He Xuandao sullenly: "Heishui, brother cooks, how dare you read it?" "The Curse of the Imperial Plague"? Nine out of ten and thirteen out, do you understand?"

He Xuan: "..." Can the creditor turn black and white?What does your prince make, you don't have Bishu in mind?Forget it, Huacheng may not really exist.

He Jiasi woke up, and was eagerly pulling Jiaxi and said: "Xiao Jia, someone has enshrined us these years, and turned me into a male figure, and wrote a little story about our lingering love... before I was wiped out in ashes... Before, my biggest wish was... dong gong!!!"

Shi Qingxuan, He Xuan, Xie Lian, Huacheng, Jiaxi: "..."

After a stick of incense, Jiasi and Jiasi drank some water, woke up again, hugged Jiaxi sincerely and said, "Xiaojia, in fact, I put away all the gold bars that were enshrined, and my dowry is separated from your dowry." , respectively hidden in... dong gong!!!"

Shi Qingxuan, He Xuan, Xie Lian, Huacheng, Jiaxi: "..."

Jiaxi asked the four big brothers blankly: "What's the matter, has Jiajia's condition recurred?" Jia Si: "Jia Lang!!!"

Shi Qingxuan, He Xuan, Xie Lian, Huacheng: "..."

While Shi Qingxuan frantically fanned the two new ghost kings to ventilate, he carefully suggested: "Should we move them outside the house?" His Royal Highness is good at cooking, and now he can't even smell the breath. If he smells too much, he will ascend to heaven.

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The powerless Jiaxi said to He Jiasi, who was dying, "I vomited for three rounds, and I'm much better. How about you, Jiajia? I only took one mouthful, why did you vomit so much?"

He Jiasi: "Whoa... a few years ago, someone gave Hua Chengzhu's birthday gift some obsession, love, medicine, gifts, seeds, pills and other things. I remember Xiuxiu said that Hua Cheng seemed a little interested in these things. , Pick it up and have a look. Vomit... Afterwards, we will research on sending, zi, and pills, so that those two can also experience the feeling of morning sickness. By the way, next time we have a dinner, call Junwu."

Although Jiaxi was a good boy, seeing He Jiasi vomit like this made her feel a little distressed, so she gritted her teeth and said, "This...is up to you."

He Jiasi rolled her beautiful and inorganic dead eyes, and said maliciously: "I seem to have heard someone call me Jialang just now?"

Jiaxi's face flushed red: "...nothing!" He Xuan was a gentleman who restrained himself and respected etiquette. To avoid suspicion, I have never experienced this kind of flirting with Jia Si.Even though he knew it was an illusion caused by eating, but after thinking about it, he really uttered these two words, Jiaxi shrank back into the ineffective curse shackle in embarrassment.

He Jiasi immediately became interested, climbed along the pole, hit the snake with the stick, and opened the dyeing workshop when he gave some color: "Xiao Jia, speaking of the statues in our temple are always a man and a woman. It is reasonable to say that my masculinity should be stronger." A little, maybe there are abdominal muscles, do you want to see it?"

"do not want!"

"Come on~ well~"

"...you...how can you be so shameless!"

"Wuuuuu Xiaojia hates me, I'm not alive, I'm not dead, I'm going to die! I'm not in pain! I'm not loved by ghosts! It's not as good as a cabbage in the field!"

"……do not talk……"

"Once Xiaojia kissed me, I won't say anything."

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