After I became a shemale liar

At night in the upper floors, the wind was turbulent, the sky was a layer of darkness, and the room was dark and quiet. I frowned and wanted to fall asleep quickly, but the exhaustion of my body was inversely proportional to the level of soberness of my mind.

"I don't think this is okay." Fang Xiao plucked my hair on the front of my forehead for a while, and suddenly said, "Once a week is so hard."

"You can forgive my old body, really." I closed my eyes and tried to slap his claws away, but I was caught in the middle of reaching out: "Seriously, will you come back next week?"

What should I do if I don't come back? If I'm not serious, Lao Li must think that I was fishing for three days and drying the net for two days.

"Yeah." I nodded: "Come back."

"Are you free on Saturday?"

"There should be." I frowned and thought about it, as long as Lao Li didn't suddenly wake up and want to lock me up at home or Lu Xingcheng suddenly got married, basically nothing else would happen.

"what happened?"

"Yeah." Fang Xiao stuffed my hands back into the quilt, and started to pluck my hair again: "It's a high school classmate's birthday, come with me?"

What does it matter if I go with you on your classmate's birthday. . .I thought.

"Don't worry, we are all classmates. You don't mind bringing some family and friends. You don't have to worry about what you say. Just stay with me this time, okay?"

"Okay." I twisted my head out from under the quilt, opened my eyes and looked at him: "It's my birthday, what gift should I give?"

"No, I'm ready, you can go eat, drink and play with your phone."

Me: "==has the location been decided?"

"Not yet. I'm still struggling. It will probably be decided tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. I'll tell you when the time comes."

"Ah."

Fang Xiao had no intention of going to sleep, and he couldn't see his expression clearly in the dark. I moved my head back and looked at his black and white eyes, which were clear at night, and felt that he didn't say anything.

But immediately, the light in front of my eyes was blocked by a hand. He lay down and took me back without speaking.

Because of the marriage in the game, a lot of people who knew about it met Fang Xiao and me and had to ask a few questions, and the slightly familiar red carp would explain it to me. By default, I am a woman, and said that Fang Xiao and I ran away, and the flirtatious speakers before were all trying to show off their affection.

Oh yes, he also told people that I am a beauty, a big beauty, so beautiful.If he talks too much, he may believe it himself. Every day when he goes online, he asks me if I want to be with him. I just need to maintain my home every day, and I can live in a luxurious house.

Me: "Oh my god, brother carp, my heart is moving, just tell Lihua and I'll be there right away."

Xu Xu: "(Frightened) Brother Liyu, calm down! You forgot that the human-looking Banshee Sword in front of you is the Black Lotus that the outside world talks about!"

Red Carp: "That's right, I've calmed down. Come on, let me express my thoughts. What kind of mood does a big man feel when he is hacked by hostility every day?"

Me: "(smile) They are all a bunch of scum trying to get my attention, don't think about it, I won't even look at them if they hack me into the bottom of the pot."

Red Carp: "Why do I feel that this is more interesting, let me ask again, do you want to kick Taohua and me, goddess?"

Goddess size, Goddess.

Generally, under such circumstances, if he is in the wild, Fang Xiao will immediately become popular, and if he is in a safe area, he will submit a request for a discussion.

The red carp has learned to behave after being beaten too many times. It is sure that it will be poor when it is in the safe zone. By the way, it does not change Fang Xiao's request to learn from each other.

Fang Xiao is actually quite busy at work. If he wants to take a good rest on Saturdays and Sundays, he usually has to work overtime from Monday to Friday. The two or three hours of relaxation time every day are all dedicated to games.But in fact, a six or seven-year-old game has been played countless times before, and the new gameplay is similar, and the help battles are just adjustments, and it is difficult to have anything to arouse people's interest.I still insist on playing the game every day, just wanting to connect more.

So then I limited his time to play the game, up to one hour a day, anyway, there is nothing to do except help battles or large-scale guild activities. .

Once I returned to the computer table after taking a shower, intending to watch the game and then hang up to read the proposal, but I saw Fang Xiao standing in front of my game character for a few seconds at some point, and suddenly picked me up brightly Dazzling banshee knife.

I shook the mouse to bring up the dialog box, and then asked him: "What are you hugging, I don't know if this is a goddess, can you only watch from a distance and not play with it?"

Fang Xiao returned a raised eyebrow expression, and suddenly asked me to discuss.

After I entered, I found that he was invisible. He stopped the spirit beast in place to try to confuse me. I turned around decisively and started to smash the group around. After three or four times, his invisibility was revealed by my group.

After being thrown out by me, he didn't make a move. He drove an accelerated wave towards me, and suddenly typed: "Goddess, you don't need to use your hands to hit me. Just look back and smile and I will admit defeat."

I made a nodding emoji: "But I can't find such an emoji, why don't you take off your shirt for a while?"

Fang Xiao: "..."

He resolutely recruited the spirit beast and killed me, and then said: "Sure enough, you can't close your legs, it's not unreasonable to be hostile to Heizihei."

Me: "(Smiling) If you can't do it in the wild, just slander me, a weak woman, shameless."

Fang Xiao: "You are weak, where are you weak?"

I am serious: "Xiaosheng is weak everywhere, especially weak."

Fang Xiao: "If you believe me, there will be a ghost."

One day I went back late, and before I could play the game, I received a series of calls from Red Carp, saying that Liang Shanbo had just arrived with a powerful demon sword, and when he was helping him in a gang battle in the afternoon, he was killed by the demon sword. I cut it to death several times, and I will start fighting again in a while, let me quickly go to the game to cure that demon knife.

How does the demon knife cure the demon knife? Brother, it’s okay if you have the thought to help a few Wu Xian, Wu Xian, the hob meat that must die in a group battle, even if you can’t beat it, it’s okay to disgust the opponent.

I simply tidied up and logged into the game. Just after finishing the map, I was pulled into the group by Red Carp, and then transferred to his team.

I didn't go to YY, so I typed directly to the team and asked, "Which demon sword are you talking about?"

Red Carp: "Just click on the leaderboard and take a look. It's just below you, and it's only a few tens of abilities away from yours."

I click to open it.

Guard with knife. . .

"Yao Dao, when Fang Xiao comes up later, you and he can just stare at him and order. You can target him as Fat Si and the other couple targeted me before. There's nothing wrong with it."

Red Carp: "That's what I said, but Fang Xiao wasn't there in the afternoon, and he didn't like anyone to join his account, and he didn't ask for power leveling, so he lost the afternoon's help battle."

Me: "It's normal to win or lose. It can also promote the economic growth of the region."

Red Carp: "...you are an insider sent by the game company."

Me: "No, I haven't, don't talk nonsense."

Red Carp: "...Do you dare to be more fake!"

It’s a good thing that this idea didn’t come up, but as soon as it popped up, it immediately occupied all of Red Carp’s thoughts: “Damn it, it seems true! Look at you! No matter which account you change, the turmoil in the game will never stop! Tell me! How much did the game company give you! I, Ye Liangchen, will give you twice!"

"..."

I was sympathetic and said to Lihua Luojin in the team: "Your medicine refining skills are quite high, so hurry up and make some Shiquan Dabu Tang to nourish the red carp."

Lihua Luojin made a cooperative expression: "It's hopeless, it's the only way."

I felt even more sympathetic: "It's really hard work for you."

Lihua Luojin: "Sacrifice me alone, happy group of people, don't talk about it, I will drag him back right now."

Red Carp: "Are you completely treating me as if I don't exist..."

When the game was updated on Thursday, a news suddenly broke out, saying that the demon knife has been strengthened. I didn’t pay attention to what kind of flowers can be updated in the old game of five or six years. As a result, all the circle of friends fell for a while. , The uproar was all about this, so I clicked on the update and took a look.

Oh, it is said that it has strengthened the survivability of the demon sword, and changed the skill effect of the small stunt of climbing the edge. After the release of the climbing edge, it will add a buff that lasts for 30 seconds. Restore 30.00% of HP and invincible effect for [-] seconds.

Eggs, my heart said.

If you can be killed once, you can be killed a second time. Three seconds is enough to run away, but the invincibility effect is gone once you use the skill. It is still the same death, the difference is that you die once and die twice.

But I still liked to see it and sent it to Fang Xiao, "Look, the demon sword has been strengthened, what do you think?"

Fang Xiao was probably busy, and it took a while before he replied: "Whether you will be strengthened or not, you will still be controlled, what can you think?"

Is there any need to go back?

And I think it is very necessary for me to find a time to make an appointment with him again. If I let him again this time, I will sell my name to Mingzhi.

In the evening, he had time to ask me why I didn’t reply to his message, I said, “Look for yourself, if I don’t block you, you are being generous.”

Fang Xiao: "...cough."

Me: "By the way, have you decided on a place for your classmate to celebrate his birthday? Where is it?"

Fang Xiao paused for a moment, and the status of typing flickered for a long time before sending three words: "At the bar."

I wondered: "Are there no girls in the bar?"

"No, the boys who can come get together first, and the girls can't get together for the time being because of something, and we'll get together again during the Chinese New Year."

"Oh, where? Let me see."

Fang Xiao didn't answer for a while, but after a while, he sent a location.

Dark blue bar.

I have heard a little about this bar, although it has been famous for a long time, but I have never been to it before.

Because this is a gay bar.

The author has something to say: [The name of the bar is random, if you don’t abuse it, you can only end it here, it’s just a small cut]