After I became a shemale liar

The league started soon, and Liang Shanbo formed a group of hundreds of people this time. Because I didn't know about it, the Xu family withdrew from the gang last week. More than 90 people.

The configuration of the team is still familiar, because Xu Xu's account was maliciously dismantled and his equipment could not be restored, and his position in the league was replaced by Lihua Luo, and now he has completely become the locomotive of the mining team, leading several teams of trumpets in the upper, middle and lower The mine roared back and forth, and a few times when I was beaten back to the resurrection point and came out, I could only look in awe at the dust and smoke of her galloping past with her men and horses.

As for the peach blossoms...

This guy just forced to arrange a face-to-face meeting, but it's not over yet.

Wu Xian was originally a very hateful existence, and he also received a lot of care from the other side as he should. I was whipping him in the stomach for his bad behavior just now, while looking at his blood bar absent-mindedly.

It's just that he has been taken care of by the other side too many times, and a few times I just rushed to the street without paying attention to him.

When she died for about the fourth or fifth time, Lihua Luo couldn't help but said in the team: "Well, Taohua invited you to level up, right? If you really don't know how to play, then don't worry about other things, just watch Taohua Blood bar, just brush blood without brain."

I smiled and typed: "Well, I'm sorry, I've never played a doctor before, so my hands are tight."

After thinking about it, I added another sentence: "Besides, my skills may be life-threatening. I'm good at breastfeeding others, but when I get to Taohua, I can't add blood. Alas, I don't know why."

Peach Blossom: "..."

I was satisfied to see his flute trembled.

Red Carp freed his hand and muttered, "You're still skilled...You doctor is quite spiritual."

I didn't type anymore to make a joke, because I found that there was a magic sword and Taoist priest staring at me.The main force in the middle of our side just overwhelmed the river in the middle and snatched a wave of mines. Under the relentless attack of these two guys, I was forced to leave the main force and retreat to the river in the middle.

To be honest, although these two people are dazzling just looking at the weapons and clothes, the details are probably average, and the stones are not well laid, let alone the more expensive high-level attribute stones.

Besides, these two professions, one is the magic sword that has been picked up like a son since the Kunlun public beta, and the other is the Taoist priest who has been harmonized to the present after a period of glory.

So I am still alive and strong under the targets of these two outputs, but I can only milk myself.

The three of us spent nearly 3 minutes on this river, Xu Xu, who passed by, ran back and forth twice, and we still hurt each other on this river.

Anyway, he can't be killed, so why bother!

I quietly moved my slightly sore hands.

Taking advantage of the Taoist priest's miss, I quickly sent a sentence: "Let's not draw a truce, shall we?"

When this sentence was first sent out, the two of them did stop for a while and stopped slapping me.

However, in the next second, the two of them launched a more violent attack on my weak little nanny as if they had made an agreement.

Ah, I suddenly miss my demon sword.

While in a hurry, I glanced at the blood bars and status of my teammates.

What the hell is wrong with you guys, did the waves crash!Why is blood falling out one by one like a flood!I even saw ten layers of occupational glyphs stacked under the head of the red carp.

No, I have to go back, I want to stand on the front line and fight with my teammates until the end...

I can't get my hands off the problem.

Forget it, why don't you give up resisting and die and go back and come back again.

With less than a quarter of the blood left, I stopped the hand that had been adding blood to myself, and waited for death honestly.

One fifth, one sixth...

When there was still a layer of blood skin left, suddenly there was a silence around me.

Oh, all is still.

?Whose silence? ?

I placed my fingers on the keyboard again, and purple spells had already floated on the two people on the opposite side, indicating that they were in a state of silence, and a bloody Wu Xian appeared beside me.

team:

【Peach Blossom Still Laughing at the Spring Breeze: Increase Blood】

Oh oh, I quickly lost a green bag to rejuvenate.

[Peach Blossom still laughs at the spring breeze: Red Carp asks those on the road to pay attention, the opposite side is deliberately holding back our doctor, I am afraid they are going to steal the fort]

Red Carp quickly issued an order in yy, I returned to the middle lane, put away my thoughts of deliberately punishing him, and started to increase blood honestly.

In the first few times when he died, I did it on purpose. Apart from other things, Taohua's Wu Xian played quite well, ranking among the top three in the flow of Wu Xian I've seen.And the awareness is quite good. In team battles, I won’t stand out because of the details of the equipment for a long time, but really play a support wholeheartedly. Because my target is basically that he hasn’t changed, so whose target he clicked on me. It can be seen that every time, the doctor and the main force on the opposite side are precisely controlled, going out with full blood, and returning with residual blood.

The red carp shouted in YY: "Don't relax, if you persist this week, we will still be the first, and your league rewards will not be less, and the fuel for mining is higher than that of the opponent. We are in the middle, and there are less than 5 It's been a minute, and the status is up again, and the high-injury big moves are all blasted into the opponent's crowd, and the doctor is ready to rejuvenate-throw it!"

In yy, apart from the sound of the red carp, there was only the battle song. After concentrating on the game for almost an hour, everyone showed signs of fatigue.

Taohua was still moving through the crowd, with less than one-third of his blood remaining, but he didn't run back. I took a closer look and found that he was fixed by a Wu Xian on the opposite side, and he was surrounded by Liang Shanbo. People, it seems that they are about to explain where they are.

I glanced at the CD of the book of seance, and there were still ten seconds left.After stabilizing Red Carp's blood bar to ensure that he could suppress the formation, I rushed into the center of the team battle. As soon as I got close to Taohua, Wu Xian quickly silenced me.

Fortunately, there were more than one Wu Xian on the opposite side. After a few tenths of a second, the other Wu Xian also saw me.

After the two seconds of chaos ended, I quickly gave the Peach Blossom Solution two mouthfuls of milk, and then pressed the spirit book ban without hesitation.

The price is that I became the target of the opposite side's fire. In fact, I planned to let Taohua go back quickly while he was in a state of confinement for a few seconds, but he didn't go back, but made a long clear sound on the spot.

Under the set fire, my blood gain state was far from keeping up with the speed of blood loss, and the few seconds of resurrection time given by the book of seances were about to end.

team:

【Peach Blossom Still Laughing at the Spring Breeze: Pull Him】

This is really losing my wife and losing my army. I looked at my blood bar that was about to bottom out, but was suddenly pulled back by the pink phoenix who rushed over from nowhere.

I was pulled by the sky and stood firm, and saw that he was pierced by the longest magic arrow in the opponent's hand with a hundred steps, taking away the last layer of blood, and fell to a place not far from me.

At the same time, the league ended, everyone was forced to stop, and my resurrection did not come out.

[Congratulations, you have won! 】

[Congratulations to the Gui Gang for defeating Liang Shanbo in the third round of the Class A gang battle, the final ranking, A[-]]

After I made do with the league, I quit. Liang Shanbo got foreign aid from somewhere. This match was extremely difficult. If it wasn't for the fact that the doctor Xiangjianhuan was still strong, the position of Jiayi was really hanging.

Counting the days, the CD will arrive in less than two weeks after switching servers for one month. At that time, please invite Lu Xingcheng and Yaoguang to come together, or you can also invite Fat Si and his wife. Anyway, they are all fighting, where are they fighting? no the same.

As a result, the phone vibrated as soon as I went offline.

Peach Blossom: "Down?"

Me: "Well."

Taohua: "Go back to Iron Horse Glacier?"

"No," I thought for a while, and realized that I had no expectation of returning to Iron Horse Glacier: "I want to go to bed early today."

Tao Hua: "Well, the doctor account will be placed with you first, and you can use it as you like."

They want to lure me into the doctor's account again, huh.

I won't be fooled: "No, I agreed to help you play league matches and martial arts competitions, besides, I suddenly want to play trumpet for a few days, maybe go to the new district for a while, the seventh district has been open for half a year, I want to go and have a look. "

Tao Hua: "It's not that you can't play trumpets in the old districts, so let's practice a trumpet in Bashan Yeyu."

Me: "No, I'm going to the new district."

Taohua: "Oh, then you go, no wonder I didn't tell you, the new district is not easy to mess with at all, don't come back to me crying."

I ignored him, and went to the new area to register an account the next day. After much deliberation, I finally played with a nanny.

I bought some silver offline and went straight to level 80. After a little bit of equipment, I had to go to the book with others.

Then he was kicked by the captain halfway.

Damn, six people actually dare to kick milk, I wish you all lie down.

The second time, after being questioned by his teammates because of his excessive positioning, he was kicked by the captain again.

Needless to say the third time.

After three days, my name resounded through the Xiyuan Qushui server in the seventh district. When the group leader saw my name when I added the book, he directly refused.

Damn, I was so angry that I went back to the old district directly.

Of course, there is a reason why I was rejected in the new area, because I didn't add blood when I went in.

I just want to ask if these people are blind. What I hold is a sword, which is obviously an output. The equipment also uses the route of outputting poisonous milk. Why do I need to add blood? .

The sand sculptures dared to kick me, can you not be angry, a group of people who don't know how to read details.

Then I went back to Iron Horse Glacier. After logging into the game, I felt bored and went to report two cross-server battles.

After the number of people matched by the two parties reached the standard, they were sent to the battlefield map. After checking the status, several team invitations popped up in front of me.

In the cross-server battlefield, which directly counts the outcome by head count, usually within 1 minute of preparation time, people from the same side will quickly form a team, especially for output and doctors. I usually go alone, not very Group breastfeeding, anyway, the fuck does not milk me.

After rejecting several team invitations, I climbed on the mount, but another team invitation popped up in front of me.

Well then agree to it.

After entering the team, I saw acquaintances.

A little fan girl who is persistent and loves the male god.

It seems that these two are acquaintances, and they got married together, I thought to myself.

When I first joined the team, I saw these two people talking about this and that without shyness in the team. They probably didn't see me, and they were very happy to complain.

It was probably the Peach Blossom fangirl who was comforting the persistent milk: "Oh, this kind of weirdness is not worth being angry with. You see, my male god's ex-wife is not that kind of person, and I don't know if she will come back to harass my male god after divorce."

I looked at the other three in the team, none of them belonged to the same server, and no one spoke, obviously listening to gossip with their ears up like me.

Persevering milk: "Don't mention her. At the beginning, I became popular with me because of a Chuanqiong, and then I found someone to chase and kill me for a long time."

Then the captain said: "No, there are really such people in the game."

Persevering milk: "Why not? Everyone in Bashan Yeyu knew that Taohua had something to force her ex-wife before."

Oh, Fake, Taohua's ex-wife is so forced. I just found out today. Thank you, big sister, for clearing the mines.

Persevering milk: "But she also sold her account now, didn't she? You said that your male god was just playing with her?"

Peach Blossom fan girl: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm not a scumbag. Didn't you watch yesterday's trumpet battle? Liang Shanbo and Xiangjianhuan got into a fight. Some people in Liang Shanbo said that Peach Blossom's ex-wife was from their side. Tsk, I I don’t think it’s groundless, otherwise why would I target her specifically.”

Persevering milk: "It's amazing. I played so much with Xiangjianhuan's core, I didn't expect it to be Liang Shanbo's person? 666."

Oh, Xie Te, the amount of information is a bit large. I haven't been back to Bashan Yeyu for a few days. It's like being away for decades. I can't keep up with the development of game gossip.

Peach Blossom Girl: "I think it's almost the same, otherwise why would they suddenly divorce and sell their accounts. But it doesn't seem like the meaning of seeing each other. It's that they are catching people who have nothing to say."

Persevering milk: "Then what does your male god mean by honking the horn last week? He really likes Li Ergou?"

Peach Blossom Girl: "Although I'm very reluctant, I'd rather have him stir up trouble than see him have a female ticket, so it should be true."

Captain: "Li... Ergou?"

I saw that someone had noticed my existence, and quickly typed with both hands to prove my innocence: "Hey, here, what's the matter?"

Clingy Milk and Peach Blossom Girl immediately shut up.

I finally understand why some people like to talk nonsense and endlessly. This feeling is really cool!

The team channel was as quiet as a chicken, and I took the career first place very calmly.

After playing two league games on Friday, I got off the line early. Red Carp and I booked a ticket for 07:30, and we got up at four o'clock.

The next day, I went to the airport early to wait for Red Carp, and Red Carp sent me a message saying that I can just find the one with the most presence in the crowd.

God knows how I found him.

I really wanted to tell him that presence and weight are not directly proportional, but I swallowed it back.

It can’t be said that it’s fat. The red carp looks like a Northeast person. It’s not young anymore. It may have faded after staying in Shanghai for a long time, but it can still be heard. In addition, people are thicker and stronger. , very upstart temperament.

Just after changing the boarding pass, Taohua sent a message: "What time will you arrive?"

I shook my head with a little amnesia due to lack of sleep, and finally took out my mobile phone to check the flight: "It's ten o'clock."

"Which terminal?"

"...T1."

"Remember to check my news when you get off the plane."

"Ah."

Alas, less than four hours to go.

I retracted the phone a little nervously, only to realize that the red carp had been looking at me playfully when I replied to the Taohua message.

What's wrong with me?"

Red Carp: "You two... when did it start?"

Me: "No, no, not yet, you misunderstood."

Red Carp frowned: "Not yet? I think it's coming soon, when did you meet?"

Me: "It was around this time last year, almost a year."

Red Carp: "Haven't seen it before?"

Me: "No, wait!"

The red carp was startled by my suddenly raised voice: "What's wrong?"

I looked at Red Carp's 180-jin figure and smiled mysteriously: "Do me a favor, Brother Carp."

I fell asleep briefly on the plane.

At [-]:[-], the plane landed on time, and a little sister sitting next to her couldn’t find her luggage. I went to Red Carp to help her find the package and was delayed for a while. When I came out, I remembered to turn it on and saw dozens of messages from Taohua.

I typed back to him: "I'm here, at the exit, where are you?"

Taohua: "I'm here too, why didn't I see you?"

As soon as I looked up, a tall and thin young man was facing me tens of meters away.

I quickly lowered my head and turned around: "Well, you can find me, I am a road idiot."

The red carp watched my whole process of being a demon, with a look of horror, and quietly clung to me and whispered in my ear: "Do you really want to do this?"

I solemnly said: "That must be done, don't worry, you do as I say, and I will help you brother Qinghan find out the contact information of Dongxue when you get back."

Red Carp nodded sadly: "Oh, I can't blame my poor acting skills for being recognized."

Me: "No, I told him I was two hundred catties."

The red carp said angrily, "I'm one hundred and eight!"

Me: "Well, one hundred and eight hundred and eight."

Then I was tapped from behind.

The author has something to say: [You can count as seeing it, right!I don't have Calvin!real! 】

[Cross-server battlefield, a type of intermediate field. Players from the same region sign up for a match during the opening time of the battlefield and divide into two groups to kill each other and accumulate points]