After I became a shemale liar

The takeaway came unexpectedly quickly, I took out the burnt grass jelly, the box cake, and the thousand-layer fruit cup for Li Qigou and put them in front of her, and went to the refrigerator to get two bottles of cold beer.

"Brother, are you okay?" Li Qigou didn't care about how many calories he would eat in two mouthfuls, and looked at me with a worried face: "Isn't it a long time since I didn't touch alcohol? I took it out again."

"It's okay, beer." I flashed it to her, pulled off the bottle cap, and planned to blow it into my mouth.

... was snatched by Li Qigou.

"No." She got up and went to get me a cup, then divided half of the cake into the lid and handed it to me: "Eat this first, don't drink on an empty stomach."

"...don't drink too much!"

"Okay." I leaned forward and took the cake: "What is the definition of not drinking too much?"

"..." She was silent for a while, and then suddenly said: "Then, once the anchor dies, do you have a drink?"

I glanced at the anchor who was eating chicken almost every time, and then at Li Qigou, unable to say anything.

Li Qigou shrank into a lump: "Then the anchor kills someone and you have a drink."

"That's about the same." I smiled and took a bite of the cake.

Life is too short to live without dreams.

As a profiteer, before I met Peach Blossom, my daily life was hunting treasures, cheating people, and making money.

At the same time, I am also a poor ghost. I spent all the money I earned in the game on the tuba, and I even paid a lot out of my own pocket.

To sum up, I really can't afford to support my apprentices, not to mention, Peach Blossom is also one of the targets of my tricks and abductions.

After he changed to the current Wuxian number, the Nai Dae number was not abandoned, and he was still active in front of me.

I asked him what he was doing, and he said that I was his master, so of course he had to follow me.

I replied to him earnestly: "I'm very poor, and I can't afford to support my disciples."

Taohua returned to me after a while: "I don't want anything."

I took a look at the slogan he used to accept high-grade stones with a large brush in the world, "I'm just a poor boy, you can find someone else, many girls like to accept apprentices."

I think it is really obvious that I declined, but Taohua is more stubborn than I imagined.

"But, aren't you bored playing with your trumpet every day? I want to fill the last position in your team and stay with you."

This sentence really touched my heart.

Indeed, I almost have no friends in Kunlun, especially in this district. In the old district, Lu Xingcheng counts as one, but he is my real roommate, and Yaoguang also counts as one, but as a friend's wife, I only have personal friendship with her. Friends only, later both of them sold their numbers, I came to this area, and played treasures at five times by myself.

I have been alone for a long time, and I have forgotten what it is like to be accompanied by someone.

But at the same time I was sober.

Games are a pastime for me, and they can also be regarded as companionship. I don't want to get too involved with others.

Taohua was the first person to say such a thing to me, and I was very moved.

The next second, I asked him to leave the team.

"I don't need it. You can just play with your tuba in the future, and you don't have to go back and forth to read the news."

He applied to join the team again, and I rejected them all.

After being rejected five or six times, he privately chatted with me: "Let me join the team."

I didn't reply.

He sent another sentence: "I saw that you have just dug up the doctor's 50-level stunt. How much is it, I will charge."

I:"???"

I quoted a price equivalent to ten times the market price at that time.

My original intention was to let him retreat in spite of difficulties, but Taohua said without blinking: "Let me join the team for a trade."

I:"……"

So I put him in the team.

After the transaction, I immediately disbanded the team.

From then on, I began to alienate him subjectively.

I know he is a good kid, and I am too embarrassed to cheat him again.

However, I didn't expect that this mentally retarded man would make a mistake.

He thought I thought he was too scumbag.

"Give me some time, and I can be by your side," he said.

What can I do as a poor businessman? ? exm? ?young man? ?Can't you wake up?Don't you take the emotion of the game so seriously? ?

If you want to become stronger, I will not stop it forcibly, but if I am the reason why you become stronger, then I will bear the blame.

I can't do anything about this kind of development. In the end, I had to pretend that Li Ergou and the four follow-up numbers were all replaced, and I didn't talk to him again.

He didn't believe me, and asked me over and over again if I really changed people.

I said, really changed.

He stubbornly asked why he hadn't received a system prompt for a replacement on his doctor account.

I said, offline transactions.

He was silent for a long time and didn't ask me any more questions.

But it suddenly appeared when I was going to play the boss of the wild map, and it became popular.

After robbing the boss, he replied to me word by word: "I don't believe it."

I didn't reply to him again.

Everything went back to the days before I met him. The dungeon that can be swiped alone is definitely not amazing, and the boss that can be swiped alone is definitely not to be missed.

It's just that when going out in the wild, occasionally a menacing Wu Xian will appear.

After killing me for over a month he seemed to give up.

And because of Li Qigou climbing the mic and singing, I got married with Wu Dalang.

For the first time in more than a month, he took the initiative to chat with me privately.

"You are very happy to marry him?"

"Yes, after all, it's the first marriage in this area." I replied like this.

"Oh."

Afterwards, he intensified his pursuit and resumed hunting, and the number of times I lay in the wild became more and more.

It's just that this time he didn't seem to insist on replacing Li Ergou's number, but said to me: "If you change your number, you won't be killed."

It's hard for me to imagine why he has such stubborn feelings for someone he meets in the game, and why he values ​​his account so much.

I didn’t let go of the fact that the number had been changed, and I let him stop me in the wild. Sometimes I would see his new teammates and friends when passing by the pharmacy. Arrow and a shaman are in the card position, and a Taoist priest is doing Tai Chi.

A group of full-level contestants, full of brilliance, chatting and laughing happily.

That's when I really wanted to quit.

Gradually there will be less.

And I suddenly turned on the mic in the gang YY that day, but I actually wanted to tell Achilles that I would quit the gang and sell my account.

Who would have thought that there would be so many changes later.

The next day I woke up very early, purely thirsty, but Li Qigou obviously woke up earlier, when I went to wash my face, I saw her making soy milk in the kitchen.

Also, the high-speed rail ticket in the afternoon, I have to go back.

After washing her face, she just put breakfast on the table. I checked that there were no ingredients for cooking at home, so I sat down and took a sip of soy milk.

It was so hot I almost jumped up.

"..." I retracted my injured tongue, "Don't tell me that you went downstairs to buy breakfast and reheated the soy milk again."

"Yeah, he has too many family members, so the soy milk and fried dough sticks will be cold before we bring them back, so we have to warm them up."

Depressedly, I took a spoonful of tofu nao, trying to soothe my tongue with its silky taste.

"Speaking of which, why did you get up so early today?"

Li Qigou cast an inexplicable look at me across the table: "Be honest, brother, what's wrong with you?"

I:"???"

Li Qigou: "I've never seen you who can be drunk by two bottles of cold beer."

I struggled to swallow the fritters in my mouth, feeling that my throat was very dry.

"What nonsense, I didn't drink much yesterday."

Li Qigou said with a look of indescribability: "You can pull it down brother, just like you drank too much last night, even if I am a man, I am hard."

I:"……"

"Li Qigou, what strange things do you keep in your mind every day?"

Li Qigou: "Uh... Let's find out about the hot-blooded friendship at Station X?"

I looked at her helplessly: "Do you think I don't understand?"

Li Qigou's rotten girl's soul immediately ignited his eyes: "wocccc is it true! Let me tell you brother, according to my many years of experience in Two-dimensional, you are definitely setting up a website with a tsundere attack Take it."

Hehe, isn't that still acceptable?

I didn't want to talk to this rotten girl at all, and went back to the room with soy milk.

The game that has been hung up all night has not been dropped. It is estimated that the old Wang next door did not use the WiFi yesterday.

I sat down and moved the interface that was a bit stuck because I hung up for too long, and clicked on the friend list.

Peach Blossom is still smiling and Chunfeng's head is still bright.

The strange thing is that Red Carp and Pear Blossom are also there, and the three of them seem to be still in a team.

I re-used a thousand-mile tracker to refresh his location. In Yuzhou, I searched for the past.

He was standing in the corner of the wall in Yuzhou where I told him that he could wash out good attributes. The red carp had gone to nowhere, and the pear blossoms were all around him.

Lihua obviously saw me, and her target quickly changed from Peach Blossom to me, and she didn't let go of that wishful hug. After looking at me for a while, her target changed to Peach Blossom again.

I applied to join the team, but the captain's badge was not on the heads of Taohua and Lihua, and the red carp probably hung up, so I didn't see it.

I didn't stay any longer, and flew back to the Marriage Stone.

Then I watched a few videos while eating breakfast. When the third cup of soy milk was almost finished, the private chat in the game finally rang twice.

I clicked on it, and it was a red carp.

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: Winter snow?I just went to have breakfast, and I didn’t see your application for joining the team. What have you been up to lately? I hung up all night last night]

[Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue: Well, busy with work, I really don't have time to play recently]

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: Well, if you are busy, get busy, reality is important, isn't it? It's okay]

Me: "Well."

Red Carp: "I have something to do here, let's go first, the pear blossom is still there, you two go to play?"

He invited me to join the team again, and I declined.

"Go ahead, I'll be off right away."

"Ah."

The red carp got off after speaking.

I didn't look at Peach Blossom's information again, and clicked on the Marriage Stone again.

I think I'm calm, I've probably never been more sober.

【once having seen the best, the rest is not worthwhile looking.Love for a while, why not love forever, are you sure you want to forcibly end this marriage? 】

【Sure】

[If the other party is not around, you need to pay 500 million silver taels for a forced divorce. Do you want to continue? 】

【Sure】

[You have successfully dissolved the marriage relationship with Taohua Still Smiling Spring Breeze, and you have lost your husband and wife title and husband and wife skills]

Then I flew back to the Guildmaster.

[Do you want to completely break away from the gang and make your home all over the world? 】

【Sure】

[You have successfully left the guild and lost the title of "Happy Meet and Greet"]

Finally, I went to the trading post.

Soon, Lihua Luojin's private chat was sent.

[The pear blossoms are all gone:? ? ?Why are you suddenly withdrawing? 】

【Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue: I'm going to sell my account】

[Pear Blossom Falling: You are too sudden]

[Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue: No, didn't I tell you earlier, I'm busy with work]

【The pear blossoms are all gone:...】

[Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue: Well, I'm leaving right away, you can go after peach blossoms in a legitimate way]

【Pear Blossom Falling: I know I'm a little bit...】

"It's okay." I interrupted her: "I'll rest assured that he will change your milk in the future."

The pear blossoms are all gone: "Did you tell him about selling your account? Anyway, we've been playing together for so long..."

"Not yet." I paused: "He's not here now, please tell me, let's go."

After sending the doctor account to the trading station at a low price, I went to the VX serial call to wake up Lu Xingcheng.

Lu Xingcheng's lucid dream was disturbed by me, and he became manic: "What are you doing?? Rabies?"

"Don't make self-statements." I calmly replied: "You said yesterday that you were in the sixth district, which server?"

"Iron Horse Glacier. What's the matter, are you coming?"

"Yeah." I replied to Li Xun Huan's number next to him: "I wanted to come to this area to play a businessman's pension, but who knew it was going to fight again, and now I don't know if it's too late to pack up and run away."

Lu Xingcheng: "Are you serious? Switched over so soon? Wait, you won't be sold out again, right?"

"..."

"No, really?" Listening to Lu Xingcheng's movements, he seemed to sit up: "By whom? Wait, don't, don't switch servers yet, Yaoguang and I will switch servers to help you fight! Wuxian and Fufeng, Beat until the other side cries for father and mother."

"Beat you, uncle." I said angrily, "Haven't you played enough in the last district? Forgot when there were four gang battles a day? Who called me and said that two keyboards were reimbursed?"

"No." Lu Xingcheng tried to stop me from switching servers: "It's been a year, I've long forgotten what it's like to catch people in the wild every day, just wait! This matter can still be discussed, don't refuse to transfer Take the service fee as money!"

"It's late." I said coolly, "I'm already standing in front of the server-transfer NPC."

Lu Xingcheng: "..."

After being at a loss for words for a few seconds, he said lustfully, "Hey, then, you can greet Po Meng for me. I don't know if she has become prettier after seeing her for a year."

Damn, even Po Meng didn't let go, I spurned him in my heart, then clicked on Po Meng's dialogue, and selected the server transfer function.

[I have crossed many people to the other shore, but no one has crossed me.It's better to go back after a big dream.Are you sure to transfer to Iron Horse Glacier? 】

【Sure】

The author has something to say: [Offline transactions do not go through official channels, players directly exchange account passwords, and both money and goods are paid, but people's hearts are unpredictable, so there are risks]

[Can't sleep, wake up to write more]

[I want to end it, I also want to see them together, but why is this story so long]