After I became a shemale liar

In the end, Red Carp, who was in charge of the rescue, came out fearlessly and broke the deadlock: "Hey, whether you can go to cross-server escort or not, you two are the only ones missing when everyone is here."

Taohua: "Yeah."

After speaking, he sent away without hesitation.

I:"……"

I am really wronged.

boss!Of course you heartthrob never have to worry about girls!I can't!If I don't take advantage of my current status to get more goodwill with the girl, how can I marry Bai Fumei in the future!

In order to prevent you from doubting my identity as an undercover agent, I am afraid that you will lose a little blood every day, so I wish I could spit out your spirit beasts, so I still want to show my face!

O man!

Cross the river and tear down the bridge!Unload the mill and kill the donkey!Pull X ruthlessly!

I snorted coldly through my nose, and chatted with Red Carp privately: "I won't go to the boss, I'm going on a business trip tomorrow, so I'm off."

Red carp: "If you don't come, we don't have a nanny qaq"

Me: "Isn't Ewha here? Brother dei, you call her."

Red Carp: "She won't milk me when she comes, she'll just follow Peach Blossom."

"..."

Peach Blossom Peach Blossom!Why is there him everywhere!

I was inexplicably irritable: "Then you call someone to open my account, I'm off."

Then I went down without mercy.

I do have a business trip tomorrow, but I'll just make a name, and just show up when the contract is signed on the last day. I'm basically fine for the first three days, so I can play as much as I want.

After taking a shower, I lay back on the bed, and saw someone @我 in the gang group, it was Fufeng, who made money by playing treasure in the gang.

[Fufeng: Dongxue, I just exploded a magic necklace, take a look]

I clicked on it and saw that the double agility and double spells are fatal with an intelligence, and finally there is a clear long ring skill level plus 3, which is full of basics.

Me: "Extreme product, did it just explode?"

Fufeng: "That's right, Wu Xian used it simply."

Me: "You're lucky, but why are you calling me? I'll take your last one if it bans the book of seance."

Fufeng: "I originally planted peach blossoms, but he didn't seem to notice that the fat and water don't flow into other people's fields, so I came to you. You can take it for your husband and treat it as a gift."

I:"……"

God, the title of husband really shocked me.

Me: "...how much?"

Fufeng: "Anyway, it was directly exploded, and there is no cost. For the sake of saving me so many times in your league, I will give you 666. You two should be good."

"..."

Well, although Fufeng is so obscure, I still keenly sense something else.

Why, could it be that the girl who set up the horse came to our fixed team's small room and wandered around, and the matter turned into a situation where I went offline in anger, Taohua directly cross-server, and I didn't even reply to the news?

There are a lot of dramas for people who eat melons.

But this necklace is really good. Every time Taohua cuts and releases the empty long sound, the attributes will drop a lot. With this necklace, there is no need to cut and install.

"Well, I accept it and add friends."

Fufeng: "Well, then wait for you to go online tomorrow?"

Me: "No, I have something to do recently and I can't get in. You can just give it to Taohua."

Fufeng: "Yeah!"

After transferring the money to Fufeng, I went to watch the drama.

In less than 2 minutes, my phone suddenly vibrated.

Taohua sent a question mark.

I turned off the player and returned a question mark.

Tao Hua: "Did you buy the necklace?"

"Ah."

He paused there for a while, and then slowly typed out a sentence: "I heard from Red Carp that you are on a business trip tomorrow?"

"Ah."

"Not in the game?"

"Ah."

"..."

Heh, young man, compare yourself to me.

After Taohua finished clicking, he sent me a screenshot, which is the chat record between Fufeng and him.

[Fufeng: I gave you the necklace, let's see how kind your wife is to you, don't mess with the wild flowers outside all the time]

【Love and be loved:……】

[Fufeng: I'm retiring from the team, Dongxue is so good, if you're sorry for her, I'll do it! 】

[Peach Blossom still laughs at the Spring Breeze: Of course my wife is fine]

I:"……"

Dude, I can't answer that.

Fortunately, Taohua did not continue to get bored with the topic of Madam, but turned around and asked me another question: "Are you on a business trip alone?"

Me: "No, with my colleagues."

"where to?"

"Shanghai."

"Ah."

"Are you free to take you to Disney?"

"...Wait, who are you going with?"

Ouch, you still broke the casserole and asked the end?

I waved the black line on my forehead: "Shanghai, go to Shanghai for three days, two men and two women, soy sauce! Salty rice dumplings! Save my mother! Loved it! Don't make an appointment! Do you have any questions!"

Tao Hua: "...are you happy now?"

Happy, of course happy.

I turned on the voice-changing intercom and sent him a voice message in a loli voice: "You who should cooperate with my performance turn a blind eye~"

The author has something to say: Please don't dislike the 1000-odd words. .I'm really sleepy [Also, I'm still on vacation, why did you start school! ! 】

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