The days when pheromones were occupied by school grass
Chapter 1 is an English class. Miss Zhang looks at Lu Xing and smiles very kindly.
During the break of the second period, there were rumors: Lu Xing and Yang Nianshu had conflicts again, and Lu Xing was playing hooligans.
Tang Jian came back from class [-] gossip, put his hand on Yang Nianshu's shoulder, and talked in front of his ear, "Yang Nianshu, I heard that Xiaoxiao Lu took off your pants, and then you guys started fighting again..."
Yang Nianshu was working on the school's paid internal materials. When he heard this, he paused with the pen in his hand and almost cut the paper.
He turned the pen around and couldn't help laughing, "Who said that, it's nonsense."
I didn't expect the students in the national key middle school to gossip like this. Is this usually suppressed?
"The monitor of the eighth class said that he has a nose and an eye." Tang Jian glanced at Lu Xing in the back row, "This is a man who smells glands and picks his trousers. If it were me, I would blackmail him, but you still don't like it." So calm."
"False?" Yang Nianshu tilted his head, "What do you mean?"
"You're the young mistress of the Lu family." Tang Jian lowered her voice, "If he pulls on my pants, I'll take off all my clothes and put them in his arms. You are the only one who is foolish enough to fight with him. Are goblins fighting?"
Yang Nianshu: "..."
Are we that familiar?You told me this after only being at the same table for a few days.
"I'm still underage."
"I'm only sixteen." Tang Jian winked and said, "I went to school early, sister, I'm younger than you."
Yang Nianshu: "..."
What a weird thing.
"It can't be Xia Yumeng who said it." Yang Nianshu forcibly changed the subject.
Xia Yumeng, that stubborn and naive old cadre, seemed to be tight-lipped, and it seemed that such provocative words could not come out of his mouth.
After Yang Nianshu finished speaking, he stared at Tang Jian rightly.
"Oh, it's from Class Eight," Tang Jian asked, "You guys, ah, what's the relationship, can you tell me?"
"The relationship between ordinary classmates." Yang Nianshu ignored him and continued to study hard.
Tang Jian felt bored, so he took out his phone to play.
After playing for a while, I handed over a piece of paper.
"The obao club I told you last time, you filled out the application for membership and have dinner tonight."
Yang Nianshu didn't expect it to be quite formal, so he filled in quickly.
After school in the afternoon, Tang Jian took Yang Nianshu into a Sichuan restaurant in front of the school.
The private room was already full of people, and when they saw Yang Nianshu coming in, they all looked over.
A stylishly dressed classmate stood in the middle of the private room. He was also wearing a school uniform, but his collar was turned up, his hem was tied in a knot, and his school trousers were tightened to look very close-fitting.
The fashionable boy jumped out from the table, grabbed Yang Nianshu's hands and shook them violently, "Hello, classmate, I am the president of the O Insurance Association, and my name is Zhang Yixuan."
"Yang Nianshu." Yang Nianshu withdrew his hand, feeling that the president was too enthusiastic, and felt a bit like a cult.
He turned his head to look at Tang Jian behind him, who twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment.
There were five other people sitting in the box, and after being introduced, all of them were great officials.
Tang Jian is the vice president, there are two protectors on the left and right, and three dharma kings.
Yang Nianshu: "..."
Is it too late to withdraw now?
The left and right protectors and the three dharma kings were immersed in playing with their mobile phones, and they did not have the consciousness of being a leader at all.
Zhang Yixuan stood beside the round table, picked up the tea, raised it, "Let us welcome the new members with the warmest applause."
The two protectors and the three Dharma kings put down their mobile phones and applauded enthusiastically.
Yang Nianshu heard them whispering to each other, "Can I have dinner?"
"Well. Go ask the waiter to serve."
After Yang Nianshu took his seat, hot dishes were served one after another.
Everyone else was eating, only Zhang Yixuan was giving a speech.
Yang Nianshu automatically blocked Zhang Yixuan's voice, and did as the Romans did, gnawing on a lump of pork ribs with his chopsticks.
After eating almost, Zhang Yixuan asked Tang Jian to take minutes of the meeting, and everyone discussed the location and content of the next meeting.
Guardian Zuo: "There is a new hot pot restaurant in the back street, we can taste it next week."
Protector Right: "The weather has been dry recently, and hot pot is easy to get angry. I suggest soup pot."
**Wang: "I want to eat hot pot fish."
Second Dharma King: "I want to eat steam pot chicken."
Three Dharma Kings: "I want to eat braised chicken."
In the end, Zhang Yixuan, the president, made a decision to eat hot pot fish next week.
"Yang Nianshu, if you have any questions, feel free to ask." Tang Jian wrote down the meeting place for next week in the memo, and cueed Yang Nianshu who was drinking soup.
Yang Nianshu: "The cost of this dinner..."
"The president treats you."
"Then I have no problem." Yang Nianshu held the soup bowl, blew on the oil on it, and took a sip.
He figured it out, this is an eating and drinking association.
It's pretty good, and you can order food, but I don't know if the part-time job information Tang Jian said before is reliable.
After eating almost, the chairman said, "Now is the time to share secrets."
Zhang Yixuan explained that every member in the meeting must share a secret, and sharing secrets can shorten the distance between everyone and unite in friendship. Yang Nianshu is a newcomer and the first to speak.
Yang Nianshu raised his eyes and saw that the protectors and Dharma kings who had just buried their heads in the food all put down their chopsticks and looked up at him.
"I have no secrets."
Yang Nianshu put down his chopsticks and put on an upright look.
"President, I said newcomers would be shy." Tang Jian said, "Let's tell our secret first."
"The president comes first, everyone applauds."
Yang Nianshu took a look at this group of strange creatures. They are all adolescent middle school boys. The most secrets are who has a crush on whom, who cheats, who confesses successfully, and so on. Unexpectedly, the chairman revealed a shocking secret as soon as he came. .
"My brother's son, that is, my nephew, is not my brother's own."
Tang Jian came back from class [-] gossip, put his hand on Yang Nianshu's shoulder, and talked in front of his ear, "Yang Nianshu, I heard that Xiaoxiao Lu took off your pants, and then you guys started fighting again..."
Yang Nianshu was working on the school's paid internal materials. When he heard this, he paused with the pen in his hand and almost cut the paper.
He turned the pen around and couldn't help laughing, "Who said that, it's nonsense."
I didn't expect the students in the national key middle school to gossip like this. Is this usually suppressed?
"The monitor of the eighth class said that he has a nose and an eye." Tang Jian glanced at Lu Xing in the back row, "This is a man who smells glands and picks his trousers. If it were me, I would blackmail him, but you still don't like it." So calm."
"False?" Yang Nianshu tilted his head, "What do you mean?"
"You're the young mistress of the Lu family." Tang Jian lowered her voice, "If he pulls on my pants, I'll take off all my clothes and put them in his arms. You are the only one who is foolish enough to fight with him. Are goblins fighting?"
Yang Nianshu: "..."
Are we that familiar?You told me this after only being at the same table for a few days.
"I'm still underage."
"I'm only sixteen." Tang Jian winked and said, "I went to school early, sister, I'm younger than you."
Yang Nianshu: "..."
What a weird thing.
"It can't be Xia Yumeng who said it." Yang Nianshu forcibly changed the subject.
Xia Yumeng, that stubborn and naive old cadre, seemed to be tight-lipped, and it seemed that such provocative words could not come out of his mouth.
After Yang Nianshu finished speaking, he stared at Tang Jian rightly.
"Oh, it's from Class Eight," Tang Jian asked, "You guys, ah, what's the relationship, can you tell me?"
"The relationship between ordinary classmates." Yang Nianshu ignored him and continued to study hard.
Tang Jian felt bored, so he took out his phone to play.
After playing for a while, I handed over a piece of paper.
"The obao club I told you last time, you filled out the application for membership and have dinner tonight."
Yang Nianshu didn't expect it to be quite formal, so he filled in quickly.
After school in the afternoon, Tang Jian took Yang Nianshu into a Sichuan restaurant in front of the school.
The private room was already full of people, and when they saw Yang Nianshu coming in, they all looked over.
A stylishly dressed classmate stood in the middle of the private room. He was also wearing a school uniform, but his collar was turned up, his hem was tied in a knot, and his school trousers were tightened to look very close-fitting.
The fashionable boy jumped out from the table, grabbed Yang Nianshu's hands and shook them violently, "Hello, classmate, I am the president of the O Insurance Association, and my name is Zhang Yixuan."
"Yang Nianshu." Yang Nianshu withdrew his hand, feeling that the president was too enthusiastic, and felt a bit like a cult.
He turned his head to look at Tang Jian behind him, who twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment.
There were five other people sitting in the box, and after being introduced, all of them were great officials.
Tang Jian is the vice president, there are two protectors on the left and right, and three dharma kings.
Yang Nianshu: "..."
Is it too late to withdraw now?
The left and right protectors and the three dharma kings were immersed in playing with their mobile phones, and they did not have the consciousness of being a leader at all.
Zhang Yixuan stood beside the round table, picked up the tea, raised it, "Let us welcome the new members with the warmest applause."
The two protectors and the three Dharma kings put down their mobile phones and applauded enthusiastically.
Yang Nianshu heard them whispering to each other, "Can I have dinner?"
"Well. Go ask the waiter to serve."
After Yang Nianshu took his seat, hot dishes were served one after another.
Everyone else was eating, only Zhang Yixuan was giving a speech.
Yang Nianshu automatically blocked Zhang Yixuan's voice, and did as the Romans did, gnawing on a lump of pork ribs with his chopsticks.
After eating almost, Zhang Yixuan asked Tang Jian to take minutes of the meeting, and everyone discussed the location and content of the next meeting.
Guardian Zuo: "There is a new hot pot restaurant in the back street, we can taste it next week."
Protector Right: "The weather has been dry recently, and hot pot is easy to get angry. I suggest soup pot."
**Wang: "I want to eat hot pot fish."
Second Dharma King: "I want to eat steam pot chicken."
Three Dharma Kings: "I want to eat braised chicken."
In the end, Zhang Yixuan, the president, made a decision to eat hot pot fish next week.
"Yang Nianshu, if you have any questions, feel free to ask." Tang Jian wrote down the meeting place for next week in the memo, and cueed Yang Nianshu who was drinking soup.
Yang Nianshu: "The cost of this dinner..."
"The president treats you."
"Then I have no problem." Yang Nianshu held the soup bowl, blew on the oil on it, and took a sip.
He figured it out, this is an eating and drinking association.
It's pretty good, and you can order food, but I don't know if the part-time job information Tang Jian said before is reliable.
After eating almost, the chairman said, "Now is the time to share secrets."
Zhang Yixuan explained that every member in the meeting must share a secret, and sharing secrets can shorten the distance between everyone and unite in friendship. Yang Nianshu is a newcomer and the first to speak.
Yang Nianshu raised his eyes and saw that the protectors and Dharma kings who had just buried their heads in the food all put down their chopsticks and looked up at him.
"I have no secrets."
Yang Nianshu put down his chopsticks and put on an upright look.
"President, I said newcomers would be shy." Tang Jian said, "Let's tell our secret first."
"The president comes first, everyone applauds."
Yang Nianshu took a look at this group of strange creatures. They are all adolescent middle school boys. The most secrets are who has a crush on whom, who cheats, who confesses successfully, and so on. Unexpectedly, the chairman revealed a shocking secret as soon as he came. .
"My brother's son, that is, my nephew, is not my brother's own."
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