The Pythagorean Theorem of the Entertainment Circle

Theorem: Three people make a tiger, if three people tell a lie, others will believe it.And the same person tells the same lie over and over again, and the person who listens knows it is a lie, but in the end he cannot help but believe it.

five years ago.

Solution one:

Fang Fang slightly pushed Yu Xiaolian away, took a step back, smiled apologetically at her and said, "Sorry."

"It's okay, I'm just experimenting." Yu Xiaolian raised her head and looked at the equation that returned to normal after a flash of surprise, a little disappointed.

"Ok?"

"One said that human beings are the easiest to say what others say; another said that a lie repeated a thousand times will become true." Yu Xiaolian brushed the broken hair in front of her forehead, but she didn't look too sad, "The whole department is saying We are a couple, and we have to go abroad together. Now even the word "husband and wife team" appears. I just want to know, will you fall in love with me after hearing a lot. It seems that it is better to believe in the book Without a book, it’s probably not so casual to like this kind of thing.”

A lie repeated a thousand times becomes true?Fang Fang suddenly thought of someone, and couldn't help shaking his head, as if he, who had heard the lie a thousand times, had once taken it seriously.

Yu Xiaolian's brain thinking mode and equations are on the same wave band, and both of them will understand when they talk about it.It seems that they take very lightly on emotional matters. The kiss just now didn't feel embarrassing, nor did they care too much.

Fang Fang has always felt that communicating with Yu Xiaolian is effortless, but now he can only say: "Sorry."

"It doesn't matter," Yu Xiaolian really didn't care, "I just have a better impression of you, and it's still within the controllable range, just kill it as soon as possible."

It would be great if he could kill him as soon as possible, Fang Fang felt bitter in his heart.

Yu Xiaolian looked at his watch and walked into the door of the mathematics building with his notebook in hand. Suddenly, he found that the equation was still standing under the stairs in a daze. He turned back and asked curiously, "What? Do you have someone you can't kill?"

"...Well." The equation doesn't lie, if a lie is told a thousand times it will come true, then he doesn't want it to come true, and as long as the number of times is limited, it will always be used up.

"Is it from our school?" The notebook was heavy, Yu Xiaolian changed hands, Fang Fang stretched out his hand in a gentlemanly manner, but Yu Xiaolian didn't hand it to him.

"No." Fang Fang withdrew his hand and followed Yu Xiaolian up the stairs slowly.But I habitually thought of someone in my heart. If that person was afraid, I would have wished to hang myself up.

Communicating with smart people is always a start, she/he can think of many related and irrelevant things divergently, and even random guesses always seem to be well-founded.With such a narrow circle of people in the equation, except for the people in the school, there is only one person who often comes to him.

Yu Xiaolian asked, "A man?"

"..." Fang Fang stepped on the air and almost knocked on the stairs.

Seeing the reflection of the equation, Yu Xiaolian's face didn't look strange. Emotions are nonsensical. What's the difference between men and women?Yu Xiaolian continued the previous conversation in an unremarkable manner: "So does that person like you?"

The equation has been verified countless times, and Xiao Hemo is still the one who can say anything in order to achieve his goal, and he has to drag his clothes to save effort even when he is learning to walk; it has also been verified countless times, and he has never treated him differently. the meaning of.

"no……"

"It's better to kill it." Hearing such an answer, Yu Xiaolian had lost interest. "The theory proves that only two people who love each other will have good results. Don't waste time on unrequited love."

After speaking, Yu Xiaolian quickened her pace and went upstairs.

Equation also has no intention of continuing this topic. He and Yu Xiaolian are here to prepare for a thesis, not to discuss relationship issues together.So Fang Fang sorted out his mood, left Xiao Hemo behind for the time being, and quickly followed Yu Xiaolian.

However, unexpectedly, when Yu Xiaolian went to the small classroom to turn on the laptop, she brought up the previous topic again: "Is your first kiss with the person you like?"

Fang Fang was stunned for a moment, still thinking about how to answer, when Yu Xiaolian sighed: "It just so happens, so do I, but it's a pity that first love always has no results."

After finishing speaking, Yu Xiaolian really stopped talking and concentrated on studying the information in the computer.

At this time, Fang Fang's cell phone rang, Fang Fang glanced at it, it was Xiao Hemo.Yu Xiaolian was looking at the materials seriously, without even raising his eyes, Fang stood up and walked out of the classroom to answer the phone.

"Equation! I have a girlfriend too!!"

Fang Fang felt that the position of his heart shrank a little. He knew that Xiao Hemo had no girlfriend in the past because he had high vision and didn't like them. Now that there are many beauties in their school, it will always suit him.

"Oh."

"She's the school belle of our C movie!"

See, sure enough.

"congratulations."

"Humph!!"

Xiao Hemo hung up the phone, and Fang Fang stood at the door of the classroom for a while before entering.

'Brother Fang, don't be so angry, I've heard people say that same-sex relationships are not counted! '

But for him, as long as it is him, it counts.His first kiss was with someone he liked when he was 15 years old.

Solution two:

After 11:30, Equation came back from the bathroom.The people in the dormitory said that his cell phone had been ringing for a while.He put down the basin and walked over to pick up the phone, it was Xiao Hemo.

After finishing the thesis, he went to Xiao Hemo's school twice, but he was not there. I heard that the drama club went to participate in some competition, but he was still the leading role.

Fang Fang picked up the phone: "Hello? Xiaomo?"

It seemed very noisy over there, Fang Fang frowned and just wanted to ask, when Xiao Hemo yelled into the phone: "Feng Fang! I like you!!"

Fang Fang was deaf, and the phone was so frightened that he almost dropped it on the ground: "..."

Over there Xiao Hemo was still yelling: "I have liked you for a long time, did you hear me when I said I like you!!"

At this moment, the school has turned off the lights and it is time to go to bed. In the dormitory, except for the sound of a buddy on the upper bunk wearing earphones and playing games on the keyboard, the sound of Xiao Hemo is probably even the sound of the dormitory next door. can be heard.Fang Fang looked awkwardly at the gazes of his roommates, but sure enough, everyone heard it.Although he knew that this was not a confession, Xiao Hemo was just like this... but others didn't know.

Fang Fang sighed, walked out with the phone in his hand, and said, "What else do you need my help for? You can just say anything you want me to do, but don't say such things in the future."

"Who wants your help! Who cares to ask for your help!...What's wrong with me liking you! What's wrong with me loving you!! I love you! Do you think you ever loved me?!" Xiao Hemo shouted louder , Fang Fang raised his leg while holding the mobile phone and ran downstairs in a hurry.

At first, I thought that the corridor would at least not affect other people, but I didn't expect the echo effect in the corridor to be so good.Let him keep calling like this, and the whole dormitory will know that his formula has been confessed by a man.

And when he heard the booing on the other side of the phone one after another, Fang Fang had a three-point guess in his mind while running.At the beginning, the joy that Xiao Hemo brought to Wei Wei when he said that was all washed away in an instant.That's right, Xiao Hemo is always like this, why did he almost believe him again?

After the equation finally ran outside the dormitory building, Xiao Hemo had just finished speaking, and the booing became louder. He took a few deep breaths, then picked up the phone and asked, "Are you drunk? Tell you How many times has it happened, you have a bad stomach and can't drink too much wine!"

"I didn't drink! I'm fine! I'm the best in the whole world!! Aren't you going abroad! You don't even tell me if you want to go abroad!"

"I..." Fang Fang got a little out of breath, and Xiao Hemo cut him off after he said a single word.

"Don't tell me you have a girlfriend!!"

"..." Equation was still breathless, and he couldn't even say a single word this time.

"You don't tell me anything!! Do you think I'm your friend!!" Xiao Hemo whimpered.The people next to him were still booing.

Fang Fang was a little uncertain whether Xiao Hemo was playing tricks on him again. Xiao Hemo had teased him a lot since he was a child, and now that he has learned acting, he said everything as if it was true: "What are you doing? What's the trouble?"

Unexpectedly, Xiao Hemo suddenly became angry, and after slurring a fierce sentence to the booers, he said something incomprehensible to him.Don't worry about anything else, but just that sentence, 'Go as far as you can!Better never come back! ! '...It made him feel a little tingling in his heart.

There is nothing to be angry with a drunk person, Fang Fang waited until he had finished shouting before asking: "Where are you?"

As a result, the person over there ignored him at all, and just heard a 'click', as if he had fallen to the ground, but luckily he didn't hang up.There are other people around him, Fang Fang is not very worried, just patiently waited for Xiao Hemo to come back to find his mobile phone, but after a while he heard Xiao Hemo vomiting, he called several times but no one answered the phone.Now he was a little worried, Xiao Hemo had a bad stomach since he was a child, and he had a stomach bleed from drinking with others in high school, and almost got his stomach perforated.

Fang Fang went back to the dormitory and thought about it. The more he thought about it, the more he felt uneasy. As a result, he didn't fall asleep all night. He got up at dawn and rushed to Xiao Hemo's own house.

Xiao Hemo only lived in the school dormitory for one year, and later it seemed that he had a bad relationship with the roommates in the dormitory. It just so happened that his family had a one-bedroom house in a place not too far or near, where he didn’t need to ride a bicycle for half an hour. Although the area was small But the kitchen and toilets are all available, so Xiao Hemo moved out.

Fang Fang knocked on the door of Xiao Hemo's house for a long time, but no one answered, and no one answered the phone. He felt more and more uneasy, and rushed to Xiao Hemo's school without stopping.Maybe, it's hard to say that someone moved him to the dormitory when he was drunk.

Xiao Hemo didn't have a dormitory bed in the school, and he didn't know any of his classmates, Fang Fang, and Fang Fang didn't come to C Shadow very often, but Xiao Hemo often went to A University to find him.Fortunately, knowing that Xiao Hemo was from the drama club, Fang Fang went to the drama club.Only then did I hear that yesterday it seemed that they had won the Encouragement Award in the drama club competition, so they went out to celebrate, but none of those people came at the moment.

Winning an encouragement award should be celebrated, Fang Fang thought unhappily, but after asking for a long time, he finally found a logistics manager named Lin Wangxi, who was the only one who didn't drink down that night.

As soon as Lin Wangxi heard Fang Fang's name, he looked at him and smiled, laughing until Fang's scalp became a little numb. Needless to say, he must have heard Xiao Hemo's nonsense that night.Equation has always been too lazy to explain to irrelevant people, after asking that Xiao Hemo was indeed sent home safely, he thanked him and left.

Of course, although it was sent home safely, the equation still cannot be completely relieved.So after calling and talking to Yu Xiaolian, he went downstairs to Xiao Hemo's house and waited. Anyway, he has the habit of taking books with him when he goes out, so it doesn't matter where he studies.

So that day, Fang Fang sat downstairs at Xiao Hemo's house, and waited until the sun was about to set before seeing Xiao Hemo.At 08:30 in the evening, several teachers from the college came to participate in the discussion of their topics. Teacher Liu asked him to give the lecture and told him not to be late. It was really all right to see Xiao Hemo before leaving, so Fang was relieved.It's just that he still couldn't let go of what Xiao Hemo said in the phone call last night, and finally asked.

Xiao Hemo's explanation is: "I was dumped by our school's beauty, and I was drunk and crazy. If I say something, don't pay attention to it."

"...Well." Fang Fang didn't know what he was disappointed with. He knew it would be like this, but he just didn't give up.Xiao Hemo has been very popular since he was in middle school, and it wasn't once or twice that the school belle who liked Xiao Hemo stopped him and threatened him to stay away from Xiao Hemo.

Fang Fang secretly sighed in his heart, seeing Xiao Hemo's haggard appearance, he couldn't help but care about him: "You have a bad stomach since childhood, it's better to drink less."

"Oh, I see."

Xiao Hemo seemed a little impatient, Fang Fang looked at his watch again and the time didn't allow him to dawdle any longer, so he said: "I still have something to do in school, I'll go back first."

"Well, thank you for visiting me today."

"Yeah." Since when...they became a little polite and a little alienated...

Xiao Hemo sent him to the entrance of the corridor and turned back. When Fang Fang raised his head, he could no longer see Xiao Hemo, but he heard his door shut with a snap.When Fang Fang hurried to the bus station, he kept thinking in his heart, for all these years, to Xiao Hemo, was he just a model for homework, or just a gullible fool.

Solution three:

In fact, Equation still has some hesitation about going abroad.For so many years, either one of his parents went abroad to open a children's wear conference, or the other went to station all over the world for photography.For going abroad, the equation is inexplicably somewhat repulsive.Moreover, we have been with Xiao Hemo for so many years, although we have some distance after going to university, we still see each other often.

Fang Fang stared blankly at each other for a whole day. After thinking about Xiao Hemo's frequent girlfriend changes, he suddenly realized that Xiao Hemo had grown up, only he was still stuck in the past.

Finally, Fang Fang turned on the computer and sent out all the written materials, then picked up the mobile phone and called Xiao Hemo.

"Hello?" Xiao Hemo's lazy voice sounded like he hadn't woken up yet.

"Xiaomo, I'm sure I'm going abroad."

'patta'

Xiao Hemo hangs up the phone directly. Before Fang Fang could react, he heard the knocking on the door and Xiao Hemo shouting at the door: "Equation! Equation!! Open the door for me ! I know you're home!!"

"..."