The Pythagorean Theorem of the Entertainment Circle

After Yang Wei went to distract the reporter, he originally made an appointment with Fang Fang to go around outside and come back to pick him up.But it seems that something happened, Yang Wei hastily said that he wanted to go directly to the set, and he had a big problem with A, and the set was still in a hurry.

So Fang Fang had to take a taxi back by himself.

Sending the Buddha to the west, Shao Qing pondered for a while, she would not be able to make it in time to participate in the dungeon anyway, the daily tasks were all done.Instead of having to travel far to get a taxi for Fang Fang, why not just drive Fang Fang back and forget about it, just in time to visit Xiao Hemo.

Xiao Hemo had known Shao Qing before arriving in Longying, and later Shao Qing wanted to move to find a place to rent, and it happened that Xiao Hemo's house was renting a house opposite, and Shao Qing became his neighbor.Shao Qing saw what happened to Xiao Hemo this time, and he was the one who sent Xiao Hemo to find Lin Wangxi that day, so he felt a little guilty when he said it.

In Shao Qing's view, even if it wasn't a trap designed by Lin Wangxi, it was also done by Lin Wangxi and his company. Is there anything Detian can't do?And if Lin Wangxi really feels sorry for Xiao Hemo, then don't pick up that guy, what's the point of just calling to apologize?Hypocritical, male Dove bitch.

However, even though Shao Qing felt sorry for Xiao Hemo, it was impossible to beat up Lin Wangxi and Detian's boss, so he tried his best to help Xiao Hemo when he needed it.By the way, go and see if he can grab a meal or something, so you don't have to eat takeaway~ Don't look at Xiao Hemo, the food he cooks is still very good.I heard from him that at first he acquired the skill of cooking specially because his friends studying abroad said that foreign food was unpalatable...

Could it be this one today?Shao Qing parked the car and glanced at Equation who was working tirelessly to carry Xiao Hemo's luggage. While secretly nodding in his heart, Xiao Hemo's cooking skills are worthwhile, and at the same time, he was a little envious of Xiao Hemo. , unfortunately that person...

Shao Qing pouted, and ran over to help Fang Fang with something.

The two of them had finished carrying their things. From a distance, the two of them saw Xiao Hemo coming towards him from the direction of the small garden carrying big and small bags of vegetables.When passing by just now, Shao Qing seemed to have caught a glimpse of a person sitting on the rock over there with a flowered headscarf. He thought it was an old lady resting her feet...

"That's great, I came here to pick you up and waited for a long time!" Xiao Hemo ran closer, looked at the two people in shock for a long time, seemed surprised by the amount of luggage, and murmured: "I am indeed a It’s a long list, but are there really so many…”

"En." Fang Fang responded lightly, "Yang Wei was called back by the company, thanks to Shao Qing's help to send it here."

Xiao Hemo was kind, turned his head obediently and winked at Shao Qing, and said, "You sent it here yourself, thank you so much, okay?"

"It's okay." Shao Qing shivered with disgust.

"Let's go quickly. I'll wait for you to come back here. I don't know how long I've been sitting here. It's so hot." Xiao Hemo looked impatient, as if he had been waiting here for several years.

Fang Fang squinted at his hand.

"Actually...it wasn't long, hahaha." Xiao Hemo immediately changed his words: "After waiting for a long time, I stopped by to buy some food... Everyone in the vegetable market kept looking at me, and I thought I was recognized."

Shao Qing couldn't help but twitched the corners of her mouth, did Xiao Hemo not look in the mirror?Still haven't looked in the mirror?Still haven't looked in the mirror!

It's fine for him to wear sunglasses that are half the size of his face, but he also wears a very vulgar flowery headscarf on a hot day, so why don't people take a second look.Shao Qing unconsciously raised her hand to wipe her forehead, just looking at Xiao Hemo felt hot for him.

Shao Qing's thin body with slender arms and thin legs looked like it was going to be taken away by the wind, Xiao Hemo took all the suitcases that the equation had given to Shao Qing without thinking, and then hesitated for three seconds Zhong then hastily reached out to pick up the luggage bag on Equation's arm.The amount carried by the equation is more than twice that of Shao Qing. Thinking about it, he is also an academic after all, and he might be a weak homeboy like Shao Qing in essence. If he just watched Gao Da go halfway and couldn't carry it, wouldn't it make him feel too helpless? face.You see, the complexion is not very good now...

Xiao Hemo is still very confident in his physical strength.

However, Equation didn't give him the luggage, and he was carrying the vegetables. Do you want to use two fingers to carry the big bag? Don't be kidding.So Fang Fang just glanced at Xiao Hemo's messy things in disgust, said "Let's go", and took the lead to go forward.

Shao Qing has experienced the weight of carrying a luggage bag, and he doesn't know how the equations are packed in a 'scientific and reasonable' way. He said that they are all clothes, but they are hard and heavy, which is no different from a bag full of bricks.It is hard enough to carry so many things for a beautiful man who is fit outdoors, but as for the equation, his steps are miraculously vigorous and fast, and he can even stop and wait for the two of them impatiently...

This made Shao Qing amazed, and immediately changed her view of the academic school.It turns out that the academic house is so hidden!

In fact, these things are indeed so overwhelming that the equation is almost breathless, but it can be seen that Shao Qing has helped so much, and it can be seen that Xiao Hemo does not want to make others work too hard. Xiao Hemo also mentioned so many things, so he also I can only grit my teeth and work hard.It's not easy for him to criticize him in front of others.Although Equation always insists on exercising every week according to the scientific theory, in fact, he can still be regarded as an otaku in essence. Classrooms, dormitories, and libraries are three points one line, and indoor activities are held around the clock.It’s hard enough for a handsome outdoor bodybuilder to carry so many things. As for him, he quickly estimated the work consumption and rest recovery speed in his mind, and then walked forward for a while referring to the scientific distance and time ratio, and then let go. Come down and take a break.

Shao Qing followed Xiao Hemo who walked unhurriedly, seeing the distance between Fang Fang and them gradually widening, she couldn't help but sighed to Xiao Hemo: "You are really an all-around talent when you were young. He is a nerd, he has a good brain and physical strength, and he is still teaching at University A, a legendary elite!"

"I think..." Xiao Hemo thought for a while, and said with certainty: "He probably has read some strange academic papers, and then using a lot of messy data to calculate it will save effort."

"No way..." Shao Qing didn't quite believe it.

"Why not?" Xiao Hemo pursed his lips and said, "Do you know how many ways to walk from the gate to the downstairs of the dormitory? How long is the distance? How long does it take? Which one is the best path?"

"Uh……"

"He studied all of them within a few days after he moved in, and concluded that there are 31 ways to get through the small garden, of which only one is the fastest, only 443.7 meters, with an error of about 3 meters." Xiao Hemo said thinking hard At the time when I was learning the equation, I stretched out three fingers and looked squished. I couldn’t bear the heavy things in my hands, so I had to give up in the end, "After listening to him talk about a lot of theories, I would rather choose to go around the small garden from both sides. Of course, this choice of mine was met with ruthless contempt by him."

"Hahaha..." Shao Qing couldn't help laughing out loud, and then said with admiration: "But I still think you are really good at being young, he is the only one who took my car the whole way for the first time. A person with a calm face when getting out of the car. Lin Wangxi vomited in the car that day, and he couldn't even walk steadily when he got out of the car. Look at you, you really have hills and valleys in your chest. According to legend, Mount Tai collapsed. A person who does not change color before the front."

"That's not the case, he has hemiplegia. I saw his face stiff just now, probably because he was frightened by your cool driving skills." Xiao Hemo laughed,

"Is that so?" Shao Qing wanted to take another look curiously, but the expression had gone so far that the expression could not be seen clearly.

Then he gave Shao Qing a sideways glance, "So you drove the speeding car to test the endurance of others, I thought you were just a Sanxian who played too much and unconsciously flew through the clouds or something..."

Shao Qing glanced at Xiao Hemo in distaste and said, "What are you flying through the clouds and fog? I am very serious when driving, and I haven't violated any traffic regulations!"

"That's just poor technique..."

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After finally returning to room 444 of the equation, Shao Qing stared at the room number for a long time in a daze, and then just wanted to express his fearless courage in choosing the number 444 for the equation, but Xiao Hemo immediately stopped him, and even hinted that once he said Very bad things will happen when you come out, and he glanced at the direction of the equation as he spoke.

Shao Qing glanced at the balcony in shock, then shut her mouth deeply.

After putting down his things, Fang Fang found a clean shirt from the closet and closed the toilet door to change his clothes.He sweated profusely twice along the way, the first time he was scared and the second time he was tired.Xiao Hemo was actually right, he was the kind of person who became paralyzed the more he was frightened.After changing clothes and coming out, Equation's complexion obviously improved a lot.

"Didn't you notice that you didn't bring your mobile phone when you were basking in the sun downstairs?"

"I wanted to go shopping for fear of being recognized. When I heard Teacher Yu coming back, I came out to borrow sunglasses from her. As a result, the door was closed when the wind blew. I didn't have the keys or my mobile phone. It was boring to just do it and wait. So I borrowed sunglasses from Teacher Yu and went to buy vegetables... Ah, I also borrowed money from Teacher Yu first..."

"Yeah." Equation nodded, not entangled in this question.Turn around and go to pack all the luggage and find a place for Shao Qing to sit.

Xiao Hemo went up to help, and asked curiously: "Why do you take so much of everything, three of them are enough for me to use here."

"You can't get through on the phone. I don't know which one you want, so I brought them all."

"No, it doesn't have to be like this..." Xiao Hemo just glanced casually and found that Fang Yuan brought him 12 pairs of sunglasses, and there was no one he wanted...

Following Xiao Hemo's gaze, the equation glanced at the sunglasses on the table, and said: "After calculation, the round-trip distance, the consumption of the car, and the time and effort spent by Yang Wei and I are based on the weight and the probability of you sticking to a certain item. Listed in a system of equations, the conclusion of the optimal solution is to try to get back all the things with a probability of more than 30% at one time. Of course, even if this is the case, there is still a 23% probability that I still haven’t got everything, and you still insist on something There is a possibility of an item, but I have tried my best to minimize this probability."

"..." Xiao Hemo laughed dryly twice, well, sometimes he is a little bit entangled...

Compared to Xiao Hemo who quickly accepted and agreed with the explanation of the equation, Shao Qing on the side was dumbfounded.Then he was even more dumbfounded...

"You bought these raw, how are you going to eat them?"

"Ah, it's okay." Xiao Hemo turned around and pulled out two pots from another plastic bag, "I saw that you don't have any cooking utensils here, I bought all the pots, pans, chopsticks and spoons!"

Shao Qing took a quick look, Xiao Hemo bought quite a lot, bought a big box of bowls, and a lot of chopsticks, it's okay, otherwise his big plan to eat with his hands wouldn't be to grab the rice with his hands.But according to Xiao Hemo's purchase method, how much money did he borrow from Teacher Yu...?

"...There is no fire here." Fang Fang silently reminded.

"I know, that's why I bought an induction cooker~" Xiao Hemo immediately took out another induction cooker box from another plastic bag.

So, how much money did you borrow from Teacher Yu... Shao Qing raised her eyebrows, but it seems that the big plan of getting money has not been in vain yet!

"It will trip." Equation silently reminded again.

"Don't worry, I bought it... ah?!"

"Didn't I tell you that this is a temporary teacher's dormitory converted from a student dormitory. The problem of tripping the power meter in the dormitory has not been resolved..."

In a word, both Shao Qing and Xiao Hemo felt bitter.

//(ㄒoㄒ)//My dishes...

//(ㄒoㄒ)//Cu... Cengfan plan...

"For the better future of pots and pans, why don't we move to live off-campus!"

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The author has something to say: Feifei said that she dreamed of a handsome guy, so she woke up and quickly drew Xiao Xiao's portrait, it's so beautiful!mwah! ! =33333=