The Pythagorean Theorem of the Entertainment Circle

Narrator: A lie has been told a thousand times, and the person who told the lie believes it himself.

The first act:

Time: 25 years ago.

Scene: children's room.

Xiao's mother carried the fleshy little Xiao Hemo to Fang's house across the street to chat with Fang's mother. Fang Fang also woke up, so Xiao's mother put Xiao Xiao Hemo next to Xiao Fang.

Xiao Xiao Hemo curiously crawled around on the bed of the formula for a few times, and finally fixed his eyes on another living creature in the fence. He rushed over and said, "Abaaaba~" while drooling.

"..." Xiao Fang rubbed his eyes, looked at the drool around his mouth with disgust, and crawled away a little.

Xiao Xiao He Mo chased after him relentlessly, and enthusiastically continued to introduce himself in a language that children can understand: "Ah baba aba!"

Little Fang frowned and crawled away sideways.

It is rare for Xiao Xiao Hemo to see a child who is about the same age as him, so he was very anxious, and he tried his best to catch up and threw himself on Xiao Fang: "Ah Baba Baba!!"

"Hmph." Little Fang was furious, pushing away the villain who was wiping saliva on his body with all his strength.

Xiao Xiao Hemo finally understood that he was disgusted by others, so he burst into tears: "Wow wow wow..."

Act Two:

Time: 20 years ago.

Scene: Kindergarten.

At lunch time, the five-year-old Xiao Hemo sat beside the equation, drooling for a long time staring at the small box of candies in front of the equation, and finally couldn't help but pull on the equation: "Brother Fang..."

"Huh?" The five-year-old Fang raised his head, glanced at Xiao Hemo's greasy claws on his sleeve, his face was full of disgust and forbearance.He knew that Xiao Hemo's big mouth would cry if he didn't like it at all, and he didn't want to make him cry and make the teacher unhappy.

At this time, the five-year-old Xiao Hemo's face was full of anticipation: "I'll exchange my milk for your toffee, okay?"

"The teacher said that you can only grow taller if you drink milk." Five-year-old Fang Fang said seriously.

The five-year-old Xiao Hemo shook his head desperately: "I don't want to drink milk, and I don't want to grow taller!"

The five-year-old Fang Fang saw that Xiao Hemo was about to cry, and quickly said, "If you drink the milk, I'll give you a candy."

"Okay!" Xiao Hemo finally laughed through his tears, without any ambiguity, picked up the milk and pinched his nose and gulped it down, but his eyes were still aimed at the sugar in the equation, and when the equation gave him a piece of sugar , he rolled his eyeballs, and said ghostly: "Then I will exchange my eggplant with you for your other toffee, okay?"

Sure enough, Equation frowned, imitating the teacher's tone of preaching: "The teacher said that eating eggplant can be healthy."

Xiao Hemo said quickly: "Then I ate the eggplant, can you give me the other toffee?"

Fang Fang looked at Xiao Hemo with a troubled face and then at his own candy. He didn't eat any of the two candies today.

"Are you okay?!" Xiao Hemo said coquettishly, hugging Fang Fang's arms with both hands.

Equation finally agreed reluctantly: "Okay..."

"Thank you Brother Fang, I like you the most! MUA~" Xiao Hemo happily smacked Fang Fang's face with milk froth.

Act Three:

Time: 15 years ago.

Scene: In front of the elementary school.

On the homework inspection day of the summer vacation the day before school started, ten-year-old Xiao Hemo dragged ten-year-old Fang Fang desperately to prevent him from entering the school.

"Brother Fang, please, just copy it for me! Not many, just two! Chinese, Mathematics! I finished copying all calligraphy and calligraphy last night!!" Xiao Hemo desperately hugged Fang's schoolbag, a pair of Even if the equation goes in, the schoolbag must never go in!

With a dark face, Fang Fang said angrily: "What did you say when you told me last night that you asked me to copy for you?! You said that the copybook was missing! Let me copy the copybook for you, and you have nothing else to ask for!!"

"Yes! I don't beg you to help me copy today, but just lend me a copy!!" Xiao Hemo desperately wanted to take off the schoolbag of the equation.

"Why did you go early!" Fang Fang desperately wanted to get back his schoolbag: "I ask you to do your homework every day, and you either go out to play or come to my house to watch TV. I asked you if you finished it, and you said you did it at home." alright!"

"How can I! So many homework is so difficult!! Brother Fang, please help me!! I didn't write a single word except my name, the teacher will definitely let the school expel me!!" Xiao Hemo pretended to cry.

Fang Fang hesitated for a moment, and the schoolbag was completely snatched away by Xiao Hemo. Seeing Xiao Hemo holding his schoolbag as if protecting his life, Fang Fang sighed and said: "I am the class committee, I have to go in and help check other people's Copy your homework quickly. Also, don’t let others see that you copied me! Last time I blamed you, and I was also scolded by the teacher.”

"That's right, I really like you the most, Brother Fang!" Xiao Hemo leaned forward and gave a mouthful to Fang Fang as he said when he was a child.

"Why are you still the same as when you were a child! How old you are, don't... rub your saliva on other people's faces like this!" Fang Fang was shocked.

Xiao Hemo happily found out the homework of the equation, and said casually: "Aunt Fang said that foreigners still kiss when they greet each other, or we should kiss one too."

"Don't learn from her!" Fang Fang wiped his face with his sleeve angrily, "If you do this again in the future, I won't copy homework for you!"

"Don't! I know I made a mistake, and I won't dare to do it again!" Xiao Hemo said hastily, returned his schoolbag to Fang Fang, and ran home with his homework.

Fang Fang said in a loud voice: "Hurry up, the inspection will be completed at 5:[-] pm and will not be accepted."

"I know~~" Xiao Hemo had already run away, and the voice came back from afar.

The fourth act:

Time: Ten years ago.

Scene: Equation home.

The 15-year-old Xiao Hemo pulled the formula solemnly and said, "Brother Fang, I have always liked you the most!"

"Come on," Fang Fang only glanced at him sideways, turned around and closed the door and said, "You don't want to go out to play today without doing your homework."

"Hey? You're blushing, aren't you?!" Xiao Hemo deliberately ran to Fang Fang with a look of catching ghosts on his face to stop him.

Equation just pushed his glasses, and said with disdain on his face: "You have said that every time you have unreasonable demands since you were young, even if you say it a hundred times, I won't blush."

"One hundred times?" Xiao Hemo rolled his eyes and coughed, "Count the number for me, Brother Fang, I like you, I like you, I like you..."

Xiao Hemozhen began to say 'I like you' over and over again, but moved towards the door seemingly casually.

"..." Fang Fang pressed the door as soon as he raised his hand, raised his eyebrows at Xiao Hemo and said: "Don't think this trick will be effective, every semester you want to procrastinate until the end to copy, you might as well write it earlier. It can also consolidate knowledge without wasting time on copying."

"How can there be a waste of time? The time I took to copy is much shorter than the time you took to do it!" Xiao Hemo saw that he couldn't escape, and pouted his lips in dissatisfaction: "And we are all middle school students, why are we still doing summer homework!"

"Middle school students don't have to do summer homework?" Fang Fang sneered, "Don't copy mine when you have the ability to accept vacation!"

"I don't want to either~" Xiao Hemo said, Fang Fang's face softened a little, but he continued: "Brother Fang, you are the squad leader, as long as you hold your hands high, why should I waste my time copying every year! How did I just get it? Just hand it in! The teacher never reads it, and just accept it and sell the waste paper." Xiao Hemo forced.

"No."

"Then let me copy the long memory." Xiao Hemo smiled flatteringly.

Equation was unmoved: "No, there is still half a month before the vacation, you start now, there is still time."

"Then start writing tomorrow!"

"No."

"Brother Fang~" Xiao Hemo took Fang Fang's hand that was holding the door.

"Your tricks don't work anymore, how old are you, and you still act like a child, don't be ashamed of yourself!" Fang Fang said disdainfully.

Xiao Hemo raised his eyebrows and smiled wickedly: "Then this tube won't work?"

"Ok?"

As soon as Fang Fang was stunned, Xiao Hemo came up to him and stood on tiptoe and quickly kissed him on the mouth.

"You!!!" Equation's face turned red from the base of his neck to the tips of his ears at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Xiao Hemo said with a smile: "Could it be... This is your first kiss?"

As if he had been guessed right, Fang Fang was so vicious that he wanted to kill someone as if he had changed his face.

"Hahahaha, don't mind..." Xiao Hemo shrank his neck, quickly opened the door and ran out, and laughed while running towards the door: "Isn't it just a first kiss!!! Hahahaha..."

"Stop!" Fang Fang chased after him angrily.

At this time, Xiao Hemo had already run out of the door of Fang's house, and the moment he was about to close the door, he suddenly said: "Brother Fang, don't be so angry, I heard people say that same-sex relatives are not counted! Otherwise We were together when we were wearing crotch pants, not to mention our first kiss, we even went to bed early on our first night!"

After Xiao Hemo finished speaking, he slammed the door and ran very fast. He didn't dare to dawdle too long, and he would be caught by Fang in a while, fearing that he wouldn't even be able to sleep until he finished his summer homework.

Act [-]:

Time: seven years ago.

Scene: High school classroom.

Xiao Hemo and a few friends did radio exercises and grinded their teeth in the classroom.

"Brother Xiao, would you like a cigarette?" Fan Zhongzhi, a classmate, handed Xiao Hemo a cigarette.

Xiao Hemo glanced at it but didn't answer: "If you don't smoke, you should sit by the window too, and stop spraying second-hand smoke to poison the future of my motherland."

Fan Zhongzhi handed the cigarettes to the others, and actually took the lead to sit by the window, and Xiao Hemo was left sitting cross-legged on the table directly in front of the podium, with his cheeks sticking out and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Brother Xiao, don't you really like men and formulas? He cares about things, and he likes to care about how many races a man smokes~ He has never smoked before, so I don't know what it's like. If he won't let you Why don't you try it?"

Xiao Hemo heard the luggage thumping, and immediately covered it up: "Who likes him! Nonsense. I just find him annoying. I'm going to smoke. He must be nagging me for several years. He is the most annoying person."

"Yeah, I didn't say anything about the confiscation of my cigarettes last time, but I also nagged a lot, and I was so annoying." Immediately, someone echoed, and they all complained that the equation was not good.

"That's right, what's wrong with not handing in homework and getting into a fight, what's the matter?! He even cares about smoking a cigarette, and he's the only one who has too many things to do."

People talked too much, Xiao Hemo couldn't hear it anymore, and said: "It's almost done, people are right, smoking is harmful to health! You see it is written on the cigarette case. Don't allow others to cherish it."

"Well, you also said that you don't like him." Fan Zhongzhi said suddenly, "We've only said a few words, and you're going to protect me. Hahaha..."

"Brother Xiao, do you really like men? What do you think of me?"

Everyone laughed, and Xiao Hemo knew that they were joking, so he picked up the eraser on the desk and flew over, and said with a smile: "Get out! You are a big bear, don't show yourself in front of me."

"I think you like equations like that, ah ha ha ha..."

"Bah, bah, who likes that nerd!" Xiao Hemo denied with inconsistency, "I'm not on the same level as him at all."

"Oh, last time I heard you tell people that you like them!"

"Hey... Isn't that borrowing math test papers from him? He is like my own brother. I used this to coax him when I was a child. Now it doesn't mean anything else. I just got used to it and didn't change it." Xiao Hemo explained Finished, blurted out again as if to increase credibility; "If it wasn't for copying his homework, who would talk to that nagging woman."

At this time, the classroom suddenly fell silent, and Fan Zhongzhi and the others quickly jumped off the table, stamped out the cigarette, and obediently threw it into the trash can.The only person who can have such a deterrent power is Fang Fang. Not only is he the first in his grade, but he also has the trust of his teachers. Even the parents look at him differently.He can be said to be able to cover the sky with his hands in matters in the class, and if he says something in front of the teacher, it is enough to ask your parents ten times.

Although Xiao Hemo's back was facing the door, he could see that the situation was probably just an equation. His heart sank, and he broke out in a cold sweat when he turned his head.

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