Don't secretly shoot women's clothing gangsters

"Your mother is coming?" Qian Cheng was stunned for a moment, but he was not surprised by this, but was surprised to hear this from Ding Zile.

Ding Ziyue mentioned this to him two days ago, but Ding Zile did not expect that he really planned to meet his mother and son.

Didn't I hear it was quite persistent?

"What?" Ding Zile tilted his head, "Strange? I also have a family."

Last time, Ding Ziyue made a big fanfare to mobilize the teachers and mobilize the crowd, and he left an extremely deep impression on countless people who eat melons.

"This is no nonsense." Qian Cheng smiled, "I just want to ask, what do I need to do? Just like last time."

Read stories or something to the children... the old people.

"That's not necessary..." Ding Zile thought for a while, but he couldn't imagine the itinerary of his mother, whom he hadn't seen for at least a year or two. "She probably won't come to see, if there is a situation... I will talk to you again." explain."

Qian Cheng nodded, thinking that Ding Zile was indeed living a life that attracted the attention of all the people. After a while, relatives and friends rushed to greet him one after another, just like the Empress Dowager Cixi.

Qian Cheng remembered that his elder sister called him again two days ago.My mother was discharged from the hospital smoothly, and she is currently raising her at home. The old man can't stay idle every day and has to do something.

It's time to go back and have a look.

Ding Zile felt that his wig was about to get bald, so he might need to buy some hair tonic.

The strange messages I have received recently have never stopped, several a day, the patterns are refurbished, and there is also a self-contained duplicate check, which is almost catching up with Ding Ziyue.If it's just some boring harassing news, he can still laugh it off. The most terrifying thing is that every message has a real hammer, what time did he leave the door in the morning, what time did he return home, and what time did he turn off the lights, as if he really had a pair of eyes staring at him.

Ding Zile found it interesting at first, but then he began to feel a little scary. He always felt that he was living like an instant noodle fan, but he didn't expect to switch to a suspense drama abruptly.

Ding Zile turned off the light.

"You turned off the lights." The new message jumped out.

Ding Zile stared at the computer for a minute, and finally decided to call Zhou Xun.

Five seconds before 3 minutes, the string called reason and control in Zhou Xun's mind was stretched to the limit, and at the moment when he couldn't help but lift the cover, Ding Zile's phone stepped on a little bit. Followed in on time.

Zhou Xun looked at the caller ID and pressed the call button: "Why, lonely? I'm not a late-night emotional radio station here." The days on duty are always boring, Zhou Xun freed his hand to take a fork, and poked the weakened bread.

"Ghost hunting?" Ding Zile leaned against the bed, Zhou Xun always did this, a few friends were almost out of shape in private, but today he didn't have the energy to make jokes.

"Male ghost and female ghost? A debt collector or a starving ghost?" Zhou Xun lowered his head and sniffed the instant noodles. He accidentally shook his hands just now and sprinkled half a pack of pepper on the table. Today's instant noodles should have no taste.

"I don't know, it's probably a man who is watching me." Ding Ziyue said, "I started chatting with me four months ago, and now there are several messages every day, knowing my whereabouts. I suspect that he lives near my house."

"Damn, why not a girl." Zhou Xun smiled, "Is it more likely that you will follow your girl? Look at you, you are more attractive to girls."

Ding Zile also smiled: "Girls can't be so perverted."

"What kind of pervert?" Zhou Xun was very interested, "Want to sleep with you? Let me tell you, there are more girls than we imagined..."

"We met online," Ding Zile sighed, "You know it."

Zhou Xun was silent for a moment: "Does that person know your gender?"

"Nonsense," Ding Zile held his forehead, "that's why I feel terrible. Know the man and go up, this is it."

"I blame you for being too beautiful." Zhou Xun knew that it would be uncomfortable for anyone to put this matter on, "Well, you should pay attention to it in the past two days. If he asks you out again, you call someone out, and I will send someone Come here and lock him up for a few days, if you get scared, you probably won't dare."

"It would be great if it could be like this." Ding Zile said helplessly, "This is the first time I have encountered such a crap."

"That's because you haven't seen too much. I don't have anything." Zhou Xun said with a smile, "The little thief who stole the wallet has a sad past, and he can write a collection of police officer Zhou's stories."

"What a wonderful, colorful life." Ding Zile sighed.

"It's so rich that you can't even find a wife." Zhou Xun said helplessly, "I want to trade with you... Forget it, if I want to live like you, I will probably have trouble."

"Go on a blind date." Ding Zile blurted out, feeling inexplicably blocked when he said it, "Now that the kids are rushing to go on a blind date, what else do you have to worry about?"

"Little friend? The one from last time? It looks about the same age as your family's Ziyue." Zhou Xun was surprised, "Early marriage is popular now?"

Ding Zile was helpless: "If Ding Ziyue hears what you say, he will definitely fight with you. My mother will come over in two days, and that guy will probably follow her. Be careful, that guy has no place to play, nine times out of ten. will find you."

Zhou Xun just laughed, probably used to being harassed by Ding Ziyue.

At the end of the chat, it really became a late-night emotional hotline.It was a long night, an old man who couldn't sleep, and an old man who couldn't sleep, talked on the phone for a while, and Ding Zile reluctantly hung up the phone under Zhou Xun's repeated reassurance.

Even holding the phone, Ding Zile could feel the deep malice in this script.

It's funny, to be followed as a man.

Still looking for the police uncle to protect?No one will believe it.

But so what?Ding Zile couldn't think of any special way to get the best of both worlds.

Even if he came up with a way to get the best of both worlds, it still couldn't stop Ding Zile's complicated emotions that he couldn't explain clearly.I didn't think it was a problem before, but when I mentioned it to Zhou Xun just now, I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

The kids are all on a blind date!He is a middle-aged and elderly person, and he is still worried about being followed!

The kid left him to go on a blind date!

Ding Zile was very sad and angry, so angry that he almost beat the bed, and only after he finished beating the bed did he realize that his grief and anger really couldn't be explained.

Unexpectedly, Qian Cheng, who is so small, cute and cute, is looking for a girlfriend now.

Girlfriend.

Ding Zile sat down and pulled off the wig, so how beautiful is it?After all, it is not a woman.

Ding Zile never thought about becoming a woman, after all, being a man is nice, but at this moment he suddenly felt annoyed about his gender.

Only one click.

"Damn." Ding Zile cursed dissatisfiedly, why?If Qian Cheng was a woman, wouldn't he be able to boldly pursue her?To be annoyed is to be annoyed by Qian Cheng's gender.

... In fact, gender is really nothing.Originally, Ding Zile didn't care about this. After all, he was well-informed, and his view of love was as unrestrained as a vast grassland.

Whether it's a man or a woman, after all, it's really not easy to meet someone you really like.So when Qian Cheng asked him if he was gay, Ding Zile wasn't actually lying, he really just didn't know.

He has been waiting for an answer.

Now this answer slowly floated up from the water, and the result made him a little bit dumbfounded, but it seemed natural.

After all, Qian Cheng is a really straight man, from orientation to aesthetics, he is so straight that it is impossible to look directly at him.

Even now, Ding Zile is amazed by Qian Cheng's unexpected outfits every day.Some people are like this, they have so many normal collocations left unused, and they insist on developing and innovating to have unique and novel collocations... The result is naturally amazing.

Such a little straight guy is simply a middle-of-the-road guy in the blind date market. There is nothing to worry about if you pick a lot.

What's more, Ding Zile didn't have anything to worry about—even if Qian Cheng failed a hundred and one times, it was unlikely that he would settle for the next best thing and choose Ding Zile again and again.

Thinking about it this way, the previous caring in the name of roommates and colleagues seemed redundant and ridiculous.

If only this idiot's money was cheated out!Ding Zile thought with a lack of IQ, then surely no girls would fall in love with him!

Quite upset.

The phone vibrated and a new message came in.

"Are you asleep? Do you want to see me this weekend?"

See you big headed ghost.

Ding Zile's unhappiness lasted until Friday night, when Qian Cheng walked in the door, he felt obvious low pressure.

"What's wrong?" Ding Zile remained motionless like a giant Buddha, quietly curled up on the sofa, facing his flowers and plants, as if he was about to become a fairy in the next second.

"What time is it tomorrow?" Ding Zile asked.

"What?" Qian Cheng was a little confused.

"Nonsense, blind date." Ding Zile said, "Don't tell me you forgot."

"Oh! At eleven o'clock, there is a coffee street nearby." Qian Cheng said, "Let's have lunch together."

Pretty good at choosing a place.

"What clothes are you going to wear?" Ding Zile asked again.

"This..." Qian Cheng felt a little distressed, "Whatever... Didn't you say that sincerity is fine?"

"Don't wear sneakers." Ding Zile opened his eyes and glanced at Qian Cheng, "If you don't want to accept the good card."

"Okay," Qian Cheng nodded, "Why don't you come with me? Help me refer."

Ding Zile felt relieved in an instant. With Qian Cheng's IQ, the sky would collapse if he could win this blind date.

"Okay," Ding Zile said, "I'll take a look, but I might have to go first."

Still want to catch perverts.

But Ding Zile is very confident, given him 5 minutes, Qian Cheng's blind date can basically die halfway.

As soon as Qian Cheng heard that Ding Zile could come, he immediately felt a little relieved. Just like fighting, there are many others, and he was flustered as if he was unarmed. Now that he has a helper, he feels that his force value has not increased by a little bit.The woman seemed to have a strong aura, and he was really worried that he would be beaten down on the spot.

Qian Cheng was as happy as the silly son of a landlord's family, while Ding Zile's inner calculations were crackling. He crossed his legs and squinted at the flowers and plants. Tomorrow will be a busy day.

The coffee street is not far from here, just a 5-minute walk, and the weather is not too cold today, so wearing a baseball uniform and jeans is enough—of course, this is Qian Cheng's highest-level attire.In order to match Qian Cheng, Ding Zile still wore a cardigan. This person is very scheming. Although the clothes are unremarkable, he has put a lot of effort into the details—details that a straight man like Qian Cheng can't see. He was also quite smug, as if he would succeed in the next second and hit the ground running.

Ding Zile is very excited about his bad behavior that is about to ruin his marriage.

The other party arrived early.Make an appointment in a certain cafe where Qian Cheng can't read smoothly after reading for a long time.There were not many people in the store, and as soon as Ding Zile entered, he saw two girls sitting and chatting.

The other party actually brought a group of relatives and friends!Ding Zile frowned, and the girls over there obviously noticed them, and waved to Ding Zile with smiles.

In this situation, it is as if you are running to take the national entrance exam with great ambition, and when you get there, people tell you that this is the national exam-the difficulty increases sharply, but you can only face it.

While Qian Cheng was still looking around, Ding Zile smiled and greeted the two girls.

"Chen Yingxue." After sitting down, I could see the face clearly. It was not much different from the photo Qian Cheng showed him. She was naked and well maintained. "This is my best friend, Ye Yiyi."

After Ding Zile reported his name, he was responsible for quietness and beauty. Apart from helping to order a dish, Ding Zile focused on observing Qian Cheng's performance throughout the whole process and made complaints about it.

There is actually one advantage of the cafe, the light is not bright or dark, just like the lights in many clothing stores, it is easy to give people the illusion that I am actually pretty good-looking.

Under this illusion, Ding Zile felt that even if Qian Cheng didn't look at his height, he would indeed be quite a talent.

Under his careful guidance, Ding Zile took a sneak peek at Qian Cheng's match, but it was still a little too good-looking.

If Qian Cheng hadn't spoken, maybe this meeting would have been a success.

It's a pity that he probably hasn't had much contact with girls of the same age, especially the two opposites are full of aura, which makes Qian Cheng very unsophisticated and inexperienced. He cut off the topic several times. In the Internet atmosphere, they looked at each other with embarrassment.

Ding Zile's heart was mixed with sadness and joy: let him marry on a blind date?Might as well go straight to the main road to find true love!

"What does Xiao Ding do? You know Xiao Qian very well?" Ye Yiyi initiated a social activity among relatives and friends. After all, compared to Qian Cheng, a silly little boy, Ding Zile seemed to be more mature.

"Well, we're colleagues with him, and we're quite familiar with him." Ding Zile said with a smile, "Little money people are more honest, but they're very reliable and popular."

Ye Yiyi didn't say anything, just nodded with a smile.

The waiter delivered the food, Ding Zile tugged Qian Cheng, and he reacted, giving up a little space for the waiter to serve.

The two girls looked at each other and smiled, and Chen Yingxue said, "Well, boys seem to mature later."

It could be seen that she was a woman with some experience, not to mention Qian Cheng, Ding Zile herself might not even rank high in her eyes, Ye Yiyi went to the bathroom halfway through the meal, and Chen Yingxue followed.

"Xiao Ding, what's the situation?" Qian Cheng was a little confused, so the two girls were considered human beings, and they didn't put their emotions on their faces. Qian Cheng didn't say anything else, but he still had self-knowledge. After all, I see people's faces are still a bit dull, not as good as the natural and smooth old fritters, let alone girls who basically have no intersection with him, it is really too difficult to figure out how to frown and smile for him.

Ding Zile shook his head, unable to understand.To be honest, he didn't quite understand either.As for what, they went out to the bathroom halfway through the meal, and they were still in groups.

Ye Yiyi came back soon, her makeup should be freshly applied, and her complexion has improved a bit: "I'm sorry, something happened."

"Have you known Xiao Chen for many years?" Ding Zile picked up the cup and saw Chen Yingxue walking in from a distance, "It's not easy to have such a good relationship."

"Yeah, we've known each other for ten years." Ye Yiyi said with a smile, "You won't believe it, but I really have a deep relationship with her... Isn't it often said that there is no purest friendship between women? Come back, this is not the same as your buddy relationship, women's friendship is very complicated."

"I think your friendship is quite pure." Chen Yingxue's face was not very good, and she drank several sips of water as soon as she sat down. Ding Zile continued, "Our friendship between men is complicated."

"Really?" Chen Yingxue followed up the topic, "It's not easy for people to trust each other."

Qian Cheng felt that today's topic has been very embarrassing. He talked about everything but didn't talk deeply, which is normal. After all, they are not familiar with each other.He pinched his wrist anxiously, and now he just hoped that everything would end quickly. It was his first blind date, but this experience was not pleasant.

The two sides had no intention of fighting, so it ended in a hurry.It wasn't until the two girls' car drove away that Qian Cheng breathed a sigh of relief.

"How is it?" Today's wind blows Ding Zile's heart a little, but the psychological effect is the majority.

"I'm probably going to be an orphan." Qian Cheng suppressed a wailing for a long time, "It's really embarrassing... Every movement and every moment is amplifying my ignorance."

Ding Zile couldn't stop laughing for a moment: "Blind date, your literary quality has improved? Can you talk properly?"

"I can't." Qian Cheng rubbed his face, "It's too tiring to keep talking, it's like a showmanship! Didn't you say you have to be sincere? I don't believe they will talk like that when they go home."

"Be reserved. Blind dates are like this." Ding Zile said, "I think you performed pretty well, at least you didn't make any big mistakes."

"You can comfort me." Qian Cheng leaned against the electric pole in despair, "I can see the little red lights in their hearts yelling that they failed."

Ding Zile laughed so hard that he couldn't stand upright, his mood was inexplicably bright to the extreme: "Then how do you want me to comfort you? Don't talk about you, I am also very shocked, okay? I guess they are thinking, this boy Well, it's rather naive, but his friends don't seem to be doing too well."

"Fart, you're here to set off me." Qian Cheng poked Ding Zile's chest angrily, "That Ye Yiyi, staring at you almost made you out of the hole, the kind that was smoking .I think she should have taken a fancy to you."

"That's right. It means that I diverted your attention for you, and didn't let her and that Chen Hexue focus on you." Ding Zile smiled, it didn't seem to be necessarily, at most he was a little interested, "Hurry up, what's the matter?" Thank me."

"I'll give you ten bags of cat food as a tribute." Qian Cheng smiled. If it's yellow, it will be yellow. Ordinary people's life can't be accomplished overnight, and it needs to be done step by step.

Ding Zile, who successfully completed the task, was in such a happy mood that he could make waves on the water, until someone patted him on the back, he still had a triumphant smile on his face.

It is said that many self-satisfied little villains suddenly froze their smiles for a moment, and then took the lunch with a smile.

Ding Zile felt that he was probably the same way.

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