[Cat and Jerry] Unscientific flirting with cats

It was a stormy night when Maxquez was born.

After Masquez uttered his first loud cry, a purple lightning flashed across the sky, piercing the night, and even a colorful holy light appeared!

The rain miraculously stopped.

Day, miraculously lit up.

Masquez had a vision from the sky when he was born, and his family members thought that this son was not a creature in the pool, and they spoiled him almost to heaven!

Of course, Masquez lived up to expectations. He was born with great strength, and he could swing a strong adult stray cat like a toy when he was one or two years old.

Naturally, his family can walk straight on the street without worrying about being attacked by stray cats.

Since he was a child, Maxquez lived a life of stars and moons. He was chased by people everywhere he went, and even natural enemies could only be beaten by him.

In ancient times, he was Xiang Yu among the rats, and in modern times, he was among the rats...

mouse...

Uh……

"Modern society is a civilized society, you must be civilized, boss!" A mouse boy under his command awakened the dreamer.

"That leaves me with nothing to use for my strength?" Maxquez asked displeasedly.

"Modern society pays attention to money, as well as power—" the mouse army division under him continued, shaking a tattered feather fan made of feathers that fell from an unknown bird.

"Oh?" Maxx raised his eyebrows wickedly, "Then what do you say?"

Master Shu coughed, shaking his feather fan to cover his flushed face when the boss raised his eyebrows: "I suggest to the boss, start a company and start your own business."

"Company?" Maxkes touched his chin, a playful light flashed in his eyes, and he fell into deep thought.

A month later, the Masquez Thugs Company was established. The staff members were all the younger brothers of Masquez who had conquered the world in the early years.

The thug company is said to be a thug company, but in fact it does everything, bodyguards, thugs, drivers, assistants, chefs, nannies, confinement maids... In short, as long as the staff has the right professional expertise, they can work.

The Masquez thugs company established at the beginning had problems such as loose discipline, and wages tended to be equalized. After drastic reforms by Shu Junshi and Masquez, the company was finally on the right track.

Because of Masquez's previous reputation, his thug company has gained a lot of fame and business is booming.

The few hard-boned Masquez didn't take it seriously, just waited for the rabbits on the only way for those company bosses to go home, put on a sack and beat them to be honest.

As a result, Maxquez became rich in a very short period of time, dominated Naples, and became a legend in the rat world.

Masquez, who was slumped on the boss chair, looked at the country he had won, and filled in the blank complacently: In ancient times, he was Xiang Yu among rats, and in modern times, he was the domineering president among rats.

Masquez made a lot of money and got what he wanted, but apart from a few formal clothes he wore on formal occasions, he wore a yellow and black prison uniform and a round green hat the rest of the time.

As a result, his nickname - the green hat - gradually spread in Naples.

With money, power is not just about money or a sack.

So after dominating Naples and dealing with some trivial matters, Maxquez began to enjoy his country.

Unlike other domineering presidents, Masquez loves to eat, drink and have fun. The mother mouse changes one every day. He pays attention to communication with his family and subordinates, has a regular work and rest routine, and has no bad habits. He is simply a model of a domineering president in the new era!

However, he grew up in Naples since he was a child, and Naples was really boring to him.

It just so happened that his little cousin Jerry came, and he wanted to go outside to play after he had a fight with his little tomcat, Tom.

So he handed over all the thug company affairs to Master Mouse, packed his luggage, and flew to the city where Jerry was located in a private jet.

When he knocked on his cousin's door with enthusiasm and enthusiasm, he waited for a long time, but no one came to answer the door!

How is this going?

With his vigorous skills, Maxquez climbed up the window of Mrs. Two Shoes's house and looked through the glass window. His good cousin was sleeping with Tom in Tom's soft cat nest!

What a system!

Leave my cousin outside, and sleep snoringly with my wife!

Masquez was so angry that he walked around the house of Mrs. Two Shoes without giving up, but he didn't find a hole to go in!

But not all the entrances to go in are blocked, at least...

Maxquez took two steps back and craned his neck to look at the roof of Mrs. Two Shoes. There was a chimney there, which probably led directly to the fireplace in the living room.

Although Maxquez had suffered all kinds of hardships when he was fighting in Naples in the early years, what can't be drilled in a mere chimney?

However, at this time his vanity came out.After all, he is also a handsome president!Why should his cousin sleep peacefully inside, while his cousin has to go down the chimney in disgrace?

Could it be that he has no one to bully? !

So Mas Single Dog Cox snorted and dragged his suitcase to rub the stray rat's territory.

Early the next morning, Jerry returned to his home. The back door of his house leads directly to the outside of Mrs. Two Shoes' house, which is the door that Maxx knocked on yesterday.

While stretching, he opened the door, wanting to go outside to get some fresh air, but as soon as the door opened, there was the handsome face of Maxquez outside.

It's a pity that that handsome face is now as black as the bottom of a pot.

"Cousin? Why are you here?" Jerry was surprised.

Masquez almost squeezed a sentence through his teeth: "Instead of blocking the door and asking me why I came here, shouldn't you let me in first? Your cousin, I came here last night and knocked for a long time No one answered the door, so it hung at the door all night!"

Of course he didn't hang out at the door all night, he even snatched the warm quilt made of hay and cotton cloth by the stray rat.

He said that so that Jerry would be overwhelmed by the huge guilt of "oh my god I let my dear cousin blow the wind at the door all night" so that he could eat delicious food during the few days he stayed in the city Serve him deliciously.

Being the president is so resourceful!

"Sorry, cousin." Jerry gave way with an apologetic expression.

Masquez was satisfied, walked in swaggeringly, and sat on the sofa at his cousin's house swaggeringly, looking like a grandpa.

Then, the old man waved his hand: "Bring me some breakfast!"

Jerry obviously knew about his cousin's urination, so he went out to make breakfast for him without saying anything.

Not long after Jerry went out, when Maxx secretly opened the diary spread by his cousin on the desk, there was a commotion outside.

Maxquez had been reading Jerry's diary for a while, what a broken diary, just write down some dog food with Tom!He has seen enough!What else to eat for breakfast!

So he put down the diary, didn't forget to turn the diary to the previous page, straightened the green hat on his head, and went out arrogantly.

The commotion came from the living room, and Muskus still remembered that he was a guest, so he sneaked through the crack of the living room door and looked inside.

——Just glanced at it, and couldn't look away.

Sitting in the center of the sofa in the living room is a little female cat wearing a dark blue bow tie. It is pure white without any stray hairs.

She licked her paw gracefully, with her head held high, her eyelids drooping slightly, her emerald green cat pupils half-hidden, proud and charming, making one wish to present everything in front of her, just to get a look from her.

Two clusters of flames ignited in Maxx's eyes, hot blood pumped from the heart to all parts of the body, carrying a huge desire to conquer and possess, hitting Maxx's mind one after another.

He wants her!

This desire even caused Maxkes to break a small piece of the living room door!

The tiny sound made the charming little female cat move its petite ears, turn its head, and look at Maxx accurately!

She's here!

Masquez's heart was beating wildly, and he unconsciously exerted force on his hand. With a soft "click", the door was broken off a small piece.

But Maxquez had no time to take care of the door, his eyes were fixed on the kitten.

Seeing Masquez, the little female cat was taken aback for a moment, doubts floated in her clear cat eyes, and then she looked down at the table next to the sofa—the place where Jerry was hiding.

After seeing Jerry, she turned her head back to Maxquez, frowning slightly, which made Maxquez's heart beat faster again.

She looks so pretty even when she frowns!

The little female cat then loosened her brows again, and the doubts in her eyes dissipated, she just turned her head away as if she didn't see Maxquez, and continued to lick her paws.

So throughout the morning, Maxquez peeked at the little she-cat through the crack of the door like a voyeur, with an idiotic smile on his lips!

God, she looks so good when she smiles!

God, she looks so good drinking water!

God, she looks so good eating!

God, she rubbed two shoes, Mrs., I really want to be rubbed by her!

……

Such idiotic fantasies circled in Masquez's mind for a whole morning, and his self-control that he was proud of was actually vulnerable to this little female cat!

It wasn't until his stomach growled that Masquez realized that he had been looking at this little female cat all morning.

"What a little guy who is good at catching my eyeballs." Masquez thought helplessly, but at the same time he was happy in his heart, obviously enjoying it and showing no repentance.

So after he ate the cheese Jerry gave him... stared at the little she-cat all day long.

In the evening, the little cat was sent home by Mrs. Two Shoes, and Jerry also returned to his home.

But as soon as he stepped into the house, he was caught off guard by Musk.

With his arms propped against the wall, the corners of his mouth curled up into an evil arc, his voice was low and charming: "Cousin, tell me, who is that beautiful lady in the morning? What is her name? Where does she live? What do you like? What do you hate? ..."

"Wait, wait, cousin!" Jerry interrupted Masquez and got out from under his arm, "What are you doing?"

"Cousin, I want her!" Maxquez's eyes flashed with fanaticism!

The author has something to say: I can only say that Jerry’s family is a

And, Tudor Gallo has the interracial "love at first sight" and "misunderstanding gender" buff╮(╯▽╰)╭