[Cat and Jerry] Unscientific flirting with cats

Jerry emerges from the hotel rat hole, most disheartened.

He looked up at the sky, it was a clear night, there were no clouds, even the moon could not be seen, only the sky was full of stars, twinkling and twinkling, as if laughing at him.

He lowered his head, suddenly wanting to cry.

It wasn't the first time he had quarreled with Tom, but this time it made him feel very uncomfortable.

Are they arguing?

Calculate?Doesn't count?

In short, the confession was rejected...and the attitude of rejection was very fierce...

Now, where should I go?

To find Toppo?

No, the friend I just met today doesn't even know where his home is.Besides, today's... let's say it was a quarrel, it was also caused by him. Although he was wronged, Jerry couldn't guarantee that he wouldn't say something unreasonable to Toppo.

Where should we go?

Forget it, let's go to my cousin's house, anyway, I have the address of my cousin's house.

Alas, even if the destination is determined, I am still confused.

It's like... suddenly losing direction.

When Jerry came slowly to a super luxurious villa area, the dark clouds had already covered the stars in the sky, and the sky was already very dark.

Jerry rang the doorbell, and immediately a mouse came out of the adjacent duty room.

He knew Jerry, and the housekeeper of his cousin's house also knew Jerry.

"I'm sorry, young master, the president has already rested, can you stay in the guest room for one night first?"

Jerry nodded grimly.

That's right, Jerry's cousin Max is a president. What kind of company's president is he?

I believe that friends who have watched the original animation can guess that it is a thug company.

According to Jerry's grandmother, it was a stormy night when Maxquez was born.

But after Masquez uttered his first loud cry, a purple lightning flashed across the sky, piercing the night, and even seven-colored holy light appeared in the sky!

The rain miraculously stopped.

Day, miraculously lit up.

Masquez was born with visions, and when he is a little older, he is even more powerful. At the age of one or two, he can swing a strong adult stray cat like a toy, and it is even more amazing when he is older , can count as one hundred!

So he recruited talents from the mouse world, recruited younger brothers, and established a thug company to be a hands-off shopkeeper.

Because of his vicious reputation, his thug company became even more famous and his business was booming, which made Maxquez rich in a very short period of time and dominated Naples.

The room the housekeeper arranged for Jerry was magnificent, but Jerry just wanted to lie down on the bed quickly and forget about all the bad things that happened today.

"Master Jerry, if you have anything to do, please do as you please." After saying this as a matter of routine, the butler withdrew.

The room was dark, but Jerry couldn't sleep with his eyes open.

[What are you!impossible!I'm a cat, we're sworn enemies!What mice like cats, ridiculous!ridiculous! 】

... I fell in love with you, in your opinion, is this absurd and ridiculous?

[A male cat and a male mouse, how is it possible? 】

...why is it impossible?

Jerry remembered the expression and tone of Tom when he said these words, and every time he thought about it, his heart ached.

"Stupid cat, Tom... I really like you..."

The sourness in his heart seemed to be mixed into his eyes, Jerry closed his eyes and murmured.

A tear seeped into the soft pillow.

When he woke up the next day, Jerry was dizzy and his mind was a mess.

When I went downstairs, a rather imposing figure was sitting in the restaurant downstairs.

When he saw Jerry coming down, he raised the corner of his mouth, "Evil, Charming, Mad, and Haunted", and the four big characters rushed to his face: "Cousin, are you up? It's just right, let's have dinner together."

His voice is also very nice, if you have to compare it, then his voice is as magnificent as a waterfall flowing down, and as clear and melodious as a river flowing through the mountains.

He, wearing a green hat, is still as tall and straight as a pine, and wearing a yellow and black prison uniform, which still does not damage his natural dignity.

His identity is also ready to be revealed at the same time-Masquez.

Jerry, who was overwhelmed by domineering anger as soon as he woke up, dragged a chair and sat down listlessly, mechanically feeding cheese to his mouth.

Maxquez frowned: "Cousin, are you feeling unwell?"

Jerry shook his head, and after a moment, he raised his head and asked, "Cousin, have you ever liked someone else?"

"Oh?" Maxkes raised his eyebrows with interest, "Could it be that my cousin is trapped by love?"

Jerry's silence was the answer.

Masquez picked up a cup of coffee and took a sip slowly, calmly said: "No, only others like me, why should I go after others?"

Jerry glanced at him and squeezed two words between his teeth: "Heh, heh."

Masquez didn't respond to his cousin's ridicule, but touched his chin and said with interest: "Let me guess, who is my cousin?"

Jerry didn't want to talk to him: "Just guess."

You can't even guess the broken head, just fill up the garbage now!

Maxquez guessed everything he knew about Jerry's social circle, but couldn't guess it.

Then, the president of the largest thug company in Naples got a little angry.

"Okay, okay, I'll take you there in the afternoon to see you...cough, cousin, cousin, cough cough cough... let me go! Do you want to strangle me! My hands are still hanging around my neck Woolen cloth!"

When Jerry was pinned to the ground with his neck strangled by Maxx, he reluctantly made a promise.

Sure enough, even if he has a lot of money, he is still a rude guy at heart!This guy still only has muscles in his head!

In the afternoon, an ultra-luxury sports car stopped at the mouse hole next to the hotel like lightning.

"I said, are you so free?" Jerry really didn't want Maxx to watch the relationship between him and Tom.

Maxx raised his eyebrows threateningly: "Huh?"

Jerry immediately ran out of the car and opened the door for him: "Please."

Maxquez sat in the driver's seat without moving: "Cousin, you are afraid to see him, aren't you?"

"I..." Jerry hesitated to speak, then lowered his head again, "Yes."

He admitted it.

Maxquez showed a smug expression of "as expected", but Jerry's next sentence made him drop his glasses.

"He's a male cat." Jerry said in a low voice. "The gap between us is too big. The gender is okay. After all, we have a lot of homosexuality in the biosphere. But between races... If it's purely trans I can also help him carry the race, but the relationship between us is a predatory relationship among creatures, which is almost..."

An insurmountable gap.

Jerry didn't say the last sentence, but just thinking about it made him sad.

A piece of clothing is thrown at Jerry's head, interrupting his thoughts.

"Eh?" Jerry pulled off the clothes and found that it was the black and yellow prison uniform worn by his cousin.

Seeing Jerry's blank face, Masquez said, "Did you forget that we look exactly the same? I can give you my clothes, we exchange identities, and I'll go and see the attitude of that tomcat for you. "

Jerry disapproved: "No, no! What if you hurt him?"

"At least it's my cousin, I won't do anything to him."

"There is no convincing guarantee at all."

"If I hurt him, can I give you all my property?"

"No, all your fortunes add up to less than one cat hair from my Tom."

……

After some hard work by Maxx, Jerry reluctantly agreed. He put on Maxx's green hat and clothes. Although he didn't look domineering enough, his appearance was exactly the same as Maxx's.

Jerry looked at Maxquez's face eager to try, and said again with concern: "If you hurt him, I will fight you desperately!"

"I know, I know." Masquez waved his hand indifferently, and got into the mouse hole.

Jerry followed closely behind.

At the door of Mrs. Two Shoes' room, Jerry stopped and said, "Go in, I'll just listen here."

Maxkes didn't say anything and walked in.

And Tom in the room was not much better than him after Jerry left last night, and he kept thinking about some messy things in his mind.

He should have thought earlier, wasn't Jerry's previous ambiguous behaviors such as marriage proposals and kisses all proof that he liked him?However, he is an elm-headed person, thinking that Jerry is a kind mouse.

If he had known Jerry's intentions earlier, they might not have had the conflict that erupted last night.

Wait, is he regretting it?

... No, he didn't regret it.

Since he was a child, he was indoctrinated with the idea that cats and mice are old enemies. Cats and mice are incompatible, and there are so many obstacles between them.

But... If he could know Jerry's intentions earlier, then he would think about how to reject him tactfully instead of hurting Jerry in a decisive way.

As much as he hated to admit it, he still had Jerry in his heart unconsciously.

And today, Jerry didn't show up all day, and Tom couldn't help but start thinking wildly.

He is dragging two broken arms, which is equivalent to a useless rat. What if he encounters a stray cat?

They had just arrived in Naples, and Jerry had only one friend here, Toppo, and he had no place to live, so he had to go to Toppo's, in case the two of them got into a fire...

Stop!

Tom gave himself a slap and told you to think about something!

Could it be that after Jerry confessed his love, he automatically classified him as his own?

But I have already rejected him!How despicable it is to have such a thought!

When Tom slapped himself fiercely, Maxx got into the room. Seeing this scene, his first reaction was that his cousin-in-law was crazy?

"That..." Maxkes had to interrupt aloud.Before speaking, he disguised his voice to be exactly like Jerry's.

Tom was taken aback, seeing that it was "Jerry", he blurted out habitually: "You scared me to death!" His tone even revealed the usual casualness and a little bit of intimacy unconsciously.

As soon as the words were spoken, Tom reacted, and then... embarrassment.

And Masquez didn't have any charming thoughts, and his eyes were very frank, which made Tom feel that Jerry's words last night just disturbed his own heart.

This kind of feeling that he tossed and turned his head to make up for it, but the other person didn't respond at all was really aggrieved!

As soon as Maxquez appeared on the stage, he successfully aroused Tom's irritability.

Unlike Jerry, Maxquez went straight to the point: "Tom, I've been thinking about it all night."

Tom's heart skipped a beat, he turned his head away from looking at the mouse, and said mockingly, "Have you thought about how ridiculous your previous thoughts were?"

At the same time, his ears perked up quietly.

He heard "Jerry" say frankly: "Yes."

He, he, he, he, he, he admitted it!

What do you mean?

Is this for regret or what?

The white that was expressed yesterday is going to be taken back today?

After playing with his feelings, he said without hesitation, "Haha, you're serious, oh, I'm just kidding."

Yo, hooligans!

"I think my previous behavior was too abrupt. I want to apologize to you, and I take back my confession." "Jerry" continued, but Tom's anger has already risen to the top, and now he just wants to rush over to block him. Mouth.

Maxquez still insisted on finishing the last sentence: "Tom, I hope you find a better one. I will stay in Naples and not return to your place."

It has to be said that Masquez's skills are very profound, and in just two sentences, he drove Tom crazy.

He immediately started to get mad regardless:

"What do you mean! If you say you take it back, you take it back! Apologies are useless! You have the ability to confess your love again! It would be better to find your sister! What do you mean by not returning to me! Are you I want to stay in Naples and live and fly with that little bastard Toppo! It’s a beautiful idea!"

Maxquez was taken aback by Tom's words, the cousin-in-law was too... wild.

Jerry, who was eavesdropping at the door, was also shocked.

Then he rushed in without saying a word: "What if I really confess my love for the second time!"

Tom was furious, and without thinking about it, he replied, "If you dare to confess, I dare to agree!"

A silence.

Tom was dumbfounded. He looked at the two identical mice, and all his previous anger evaporated, leaving only doubts: "Hey, what's going on?"

Jerry was so happy that he jumped up quickly: "I'm Jerry, just leave him alone! Is what you just said true! Then I'll say it now, Tom, I like you like you like you like you!"

Tom was completely dumbfounded: "You explain the situation first..."

"Promise me first and I'll explain to you later!"

Touching the gleaming eyes of the mouse in the green hat, Tom knew that he was Jerry.

So he also pretended to be helpless and pushed the boat along the way: "OK, OK, I accept. Tell me."

It's amazing, I didn't feel much when I accepted it, but there were strands of dark coolness slowly floating up... Maybe it's not called dark cool, it should be called sweetness.

The sweetness would have blown Tom up like a balloon, and he was even a little relieved, and all in all very comfortable.

So Tom was sure that he just liked Jerry, so at least he would not regret it when he accepted it.

"This is my cousin, Masquez." Jerry pointed to Masquez, and the latter only gave a deep "hmm" when he was named.

Tom is very self-conscious: "No wonder it looks exactly like Jerry. Hello, cousin."

When Masquez was called by his cousin, he felt comfortable all over, and the "hmm~" in his nostrils also carried a little bit of elation.

"Leave him alone, what he just said is lying to you and making you so angry." Jerry jumped twice to attract Tom's attention.

"Slay the grind and kill the donkey." The cousin criticized Jerry's behavior from the side.

Jerry pretended not to hear, and continued to talk to Tom: "Ask whatever you want!"

Tom hesitated, but asked again: "Where did you live last night?"

If he dares to live with Toppo, I'll throw him out!

Jerry was very moved. After the reconciliation, he didn't ask him about the future plans of the two of them, but cared about him!

"I'm staying at my cousin's house. My cousin's house is big and comfortable. Don't worry about me, Tom."

Tom was satisfied, and then twitched again: "We are...together?"

Jerry took it for granted: "Yes!"

He saw Tom's concerns and explained: "Both of us have lost our parents, so we just need to get the understanding of other relatives, but it's okay if they don't understand, we just need to live our own lives.

"Mrs. Two Shoes, we pretended to be at odds with each other on the surface, and she couldn't understand what we said, so she wouldn't show it.

"And we have a relationship of predators, but what's the matter? No one stipulates that cats can only eat mice, cats can also eat fish and small birds-of course you can't eat Canary, that's my friend.

"If you're of the same sex, the biosphere has a lot of foundations, and whoever is full will give us pointers."

Tom still hesitated a little: "It's... that simple?"

Jerry still took it for granted: "Yes!"

Masquez commented on the side: "You are the authorities who are obsessed with the bystanders, and you can't figure out such a little thing."

Jerry ignored him, seeing Tom in a daze, he thought it was very cute.

So he went cautiously and took Tom by the paw, and smiled at him when he saw him.

Tom turned his head with a blushing cat face, but didn't draw out his paws, while the tail behind him wagged twice, gently caressing Jerry's back.

The author has something to say: Once you pull the line of love, the number of words is the same as pulling a ball of wool, it gets longer and longer ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Even if we are together~