[Cat and Jerry] Unscientific flirting with cats

When the first rays of sunlight in the morning passed through the leaves and through the dusty glass windows, caressing Tom's sleeping face tenderly, Mrs. Two Shoes suddenly screamed from the kitchen: "Tom-m- Why is there a rat in the kitchen! Catch it for me! Tom—ah—"

Tom was woken up by Mrs. Two Shoes in a daze. He made a face towards the kitchen with the anger of getting up, and stretched slowly amidst the screams of Mrs. Two Shoes pulling up higher and higher. After yawning, he slowly got up.

He wiped his face, and the expression on the cat's face suddenly changed to that of a knight about to save the princess. He grabbed the curtain next to him and wrapped himself around himself, and rushed over: "Don't be afraid! I'm coming!"

Mrs. Two Shoes was standing on the kitchen stool screaming loudly, and Jerry was shaking it with a mischievously excited grin, grinning triumphantly at Tom's voice.

Then he quickly got into the cheese he stole from the refrigerator early in the morning, dragged it and ran to his home on short legs.

Tom has arrived.

"Tom, that mouse is there, catch him quickly, and I'll make you a delicious pie tonight!"

Delicious pie?Reminiscing about the delicious food that only Mrs. Two Shoes is in a good mood, Tom couldn't help stretching out his long tongue and licked the two pointed cat teeth. Full of energy, he threw himself at the moving cat. cheese.

When Jerry heard Mrs. Two Shoes say this, he was running faster at full speed.

But he was dragging a cheese bigger than him, how could he outrun Tom?

After a while, Tom caught up with him.But Tom was not in a hurry to grab Jerry immediately, but took his cheese away, and stopped to watch Jerry's reaction in a leisurely manner.

Jerry only felt light on his body, and knew that his cheese had been taken by Tom.

Turning around and pretending to be angry, he glanced at Tom, but he didn't snatch the cheese back, and ran away cowardly.

Jerry admits to being cowardly, but Tom refuses to let him go, but he has played enough, and then he wants to catch Jerry and ask Mrs. Two Shoes for credit in exchange for a delicious pie!

While running, Jerry looked back to see if Tom was chasing him, but saw that he had already caught up. In desperation, he hurriedly climbed up to the dining table, and Tom also ran after him to the table.

Jerry's small body moved nimbly among the dinner plates containing food, but Tom couldn't go around, so he could only walk roughly in a straight line, sweeping all the plates and food under the table.

Tom, who was walking in a straight line, was much faster than Jerry. Seeing that he was about to be overtaken, Jerry jumped on the knife firmly inserted in the fat roast duck, and the flexible knife bounced Jerry into the sky.

When it fell, he grabbed the plate next to the ceiling and barely stood still, but the plate fell and hit Tom's looking up cat's face firmly. The plate shattered, and Tom covered his face in pain.

Jerry laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, and he slapped his thigh while laughing: "Hahahaha, Tom, you little stupid cat!"

Tom was so angry that he took an apple from the table and threw it at Jerry.

Jerry, who was laughing happily, hurriedly dodged, and the apple smashed on the plate with Tom's anger wrapped in it, smashing the plate.

Jerry looked at the broken plate behind him, "tsk tsk" twice, and ran away in a hurry.

Tom picked up the fruit plate on the table, grabbed all kinds of fruits in it, and smashed them vigorously, each time hitting the plate behind Jerry dangerously.

Jerry didn't come down from the ceiling until the fruit bowl was empty, onto the refrigerator, and onto the sink.Tom threw the plate away and gave chase.

Jerry jumped to the ground nimbly, trying to escape from the kitchen, but Tom had already caught up.

Mrs. Two Shoes sat shivering on the stove, and said to Tom: "Tom, catch that mouse! He's going to run away! If you can't catch that mouse, today's dinner will be cancelled!" "

It was about the important matter of eating, Tom dared not refuse, and chased Jerry even tighter, and even touched Jerry's back several times with his fingernails.

Jerry broke out in a cold sweat. Seeing that he was about to be caught by Tom, he was not in a hurry to run out of the kitchen. Instead, he turned a corner, jumped onto the stove switch, and turned it off.

A pinch of fire burst out from under Mrs. Two Shoes' buttocks, and she jumped up, screaming.

Jerry was so proud that he shouted provocatively: "Aha! Stupid cat! Come and catch me!" Greased on the soles of his feet, he slipped towards the kitchen door.

"Tom, put the fire out of my ass!" screamed Mrs. Two Shoes, as the fire in her ass was already on fire.

Tom was so angry that he had to stop again and dragged a hose and connected the water tap to put out the fire for Mrs. Two Shoes.

The strong current washed away both of Mrs. Two Shoes's shoes, and Tom turned down the current hastily.

When the fire was out, Mrs. Two Shoes screamed and ordered Tom: "Catch that nasty mouse quickly!" and ran to hide again.

Tom took a fruit knife from the knife rack, waved the fruit knife willingly and chased it out.

What happened just now delayed Jerry a lot of time. He jumped on the table, and his home was in front of the table.

Suddenly, he felt a chill behind his back, and when he looked back, Tom rushed over wielding a fruit knife.

Die, die, die!How can I fight him with a kitchen knife!Foul foul!He really wants to hack me to death!Jerry whimpered inwardly as he ran.

Suddenly, he saw something good.

He hopped into the fruit bowl on the table and drew out a metal fork, followed by Tom's fruit knife.

Knives and forks staggered and clanged, and the glare reflected from the knives dazzled their eyes.

The cat and the mouse took a step back, and then fought together again.

Jerry backed away while beating, and the two of them hit the fireplace without knowing it. The fat buttocks of Mrs. Two Shoes were exposed outside the fireplace, shaking non-stop.

Jerry jumped up and avoided the fruit knife stabbed by Tom. Behind him were the two Mrs. Shoes. Tom stabbed the Mrs. Two Shoes in the buttocks. screamed: "Tom—you stupid cat!"

Hearing Mrs. Two Shoes' scolding, Tom froze for a moment, then stopped, showing a bewildered expression.

Gee!

Seeing him like this, Jerry got angry, turned around and poked the buttocks of Mrs. Two Shoes with a fork again. After the Mrs. Two Shoes screamed again, he quickly ran to his home.

See you bully my Tom again!Jerry thought viciously as he ran.

Tom didn't realize that he had become "Jerry's family", and didn't think much about it. Seeing Jerry run away, he immediately chased after him.

But Jerry had already run across the table, and got into the hole with a light leap.

Tom followed, groping with one hand in the mouse hole.

Suddenly, he seemed to have touched something, but he heard a "pop" sound, and there was a heart-rending pain from the cat's claws. Tom blushed, and pulled his hand out of the mouse hole to see that a mousetrap was holding His red fingers.

"Aww—" Tom finally screamed out in pain.

*****

Mrs. Two Shoes came out of the fireplace, where she was covered with ashes all over her face, which made her shiny black skin lose its luster, and she looked extremely embarrassed.

The surroundings were in a mess, and the kitchen looked like a disaster scene.

Tom stood disgraced before Mrs. Two Shoes, waiting to be reprimanded.

"Tom, you're a cat, and you can't even catch a mouse!" said Mrs. Two Shoes sternly.

"Meow..." I'm sorry...

"It's fine if you can't catch it, but even the house is in such a mess that it will take a lot of work for me to clean it up."

"Meow..." I'll clean it up for you...

"Then can you guarantee that you will catch the mouse next time?"

"Meow!" Yes!

Seeing Tom's obedient training, Mrs. Two Shoes softened her tone: "Does your hand hurt?"

Seeing something interesting, Tom's eyes lit up, he forcefully squeezed out a few crocodile tears, and held up the red and swollen cat's paw in front of the two shoe wives, pitifully: "Meow—" Look, it's all swollen!It hurts!

The wife of the two shoes really felt distressed, and blew on the cat's paw: "Then let me bandage it for you."

Tom made an inch of it: "Meow?" Is there any more dinner for me?

Mrs. Two Shoes stroked his cat's head affectionately: "I'll make you a pie for dinner."

Tom put on a thankful look, bowed his head and wiped his tears, but gave a triumphant smile out of the sight of Mrs. Two Shoes.

Jerry leaned against the hole with his chest folded, looking at Tom who was acting like a baby next to Mrs. Two Shoes, with a constipated expression on his face.

... always feel like I won everything and lost the world.