I don't fall in love [System]

Song Wei frowned when he heard the "rustling" noise on the opposite side. Could it be that the signal is not good?Glancing at the phone, the signal was full. Just as he was thinking about whether to hang up, the person on the other side finally responded.

"it's me."

Song Wei froze for a moment, his tone turned cold, "If you fart, let it go."

Although he used to look at Gu Shifeng disliked everywhere, but the other party is the immediate boss after all, I dare not shake my face too much.It is different now, he has resigned, especially after knowing that the other party is the same person as Gu Shifeng in the parallel world, he is even less in awe.

Anyway, they have already fallen out, what can they do if they get angry, the worst is to get into a fight.

Gu Shifeng didn't expect this little baby to be so angry and choked enough, so he could only hold on to his phone to save a little bit.

"It was my fault to lie to you, my fault, and I apologize to you."

Song Wei: "I don't want to hear this."

Gu Shifeng paused, a little hard to say, the fire in Song Wei's heart was bubbling up, would this person not drop the coffin or cry?

"Don't talk, right? Goodbye, big brother."

"I have another personality." At the last second, Gu Shifeng's voice floated over.

Song Wei thought he heard it wrong, "What the hell?"

"You showed up in the second semester of junior year, and the reason is you." Gu Shifeng began to blame him. In short, Song Wei couldn't get rid of him. "I see you accept love letters from girls and even hang out with them. I'm very jealous."

Song Wei was confused, shouldn't he be the one who is jealous?And he also confiscated love letters from girls!

Seeing that the person on the other side was so stunned that he stopped scolding him, Gu Shifeng continued to beat the snake, "The cause of mental illness can be a big thing, or it can be a small thing. Especially for people like us People with strong mental strength are especially vulnerable to bear."

Song Wei: "..."

Song Wei felt that his IQ had been insulted, and hung up the phone with a snap.

the other side.

Gu Shifeng was still standing in Song Wei's dormitory, holding on to He Jia's cell phone, which made He Jia feel bad. The cell phone was his newly bought Fruit 20. I don't know if it was an illusion. He almost Already heard the creaking sound of the phone case.

He Jia swallowed, "Boss, are you alright?"

"What do you think?" Gu Shifeng threw the phone back through the air, and He Jia caught it, subconsciously trying to escape, but Gu Shifeng stopped him, "Did Song Wei tell you about me?"

He Jia shook his head, "Song Wei doesn't speak ill of people behind their backs."

Gu Shifeng was both disappointed and relieved, with one hand in his pocket and the other holding the thick stack of drawing paper, leaning against the desk, the atmosphere fell silent unconsciously, but fortunately, Gu Shifeng's expression was calm and there was no sign of anger , He Jia stayed in the corner as quietly as a chicken, trying to reduce her sense of existence.

After an unknown amount of time, Gu Shifeng suddenly said, "Song Wei and I have known each other for almost seven years, since our freshman year."

He Jia opened his mouth wide in surprise, and his first reaction was that the boss wanted to recall the past, so he secretly turned on the recording.

"Love at first sight is unrealistic to say, but it did happen to me. The moment I saw him, I felt that this is the person I will be in this life, and I have to catch up with him no matter what." I became lonely, "At that time, I was young and immature, and I tried to get close to him in some stupid ways, but the result was just the opposite. I didn't leave him with any good feelings, but instead made him get farther away from him."

He Jia did not expect that Gu Dada would have such a bitter emotional past. Gu Shifeng has always been alienated from others, and occasionally he would go crazy and become unkind or even tyrannical, but it is such an awe-inspiring person who is so fragile. side.

When he came back to his senses, Gu Shifeng had already left, and none of the portraits that filled the room were left.

He Jia kept the recordings and was used to dating with men.

Although the society still refuses to recognize the legality of same-sex marriage, with the increasing acceptance of everyone, these hidden groups have begun to step into the sun, openly expressing their love to relatives, friends, and society.

They are special but not weird, everyone has the freedom and right to pursue their own happiness, nothing unusual, what surprised He Jia is that the male god of the base, the overlord, and the iron-blooded officer have a crush on his buddies!

No wonder Gu Shifeng said that only Song Wei could complete the task at the time, and named him to participate in his treatment plan.It turns out that there is a sadomasochistic love behind it.

He Jia has a well-known problem, gossip.

So, he turned his back and sent the recording to Song Wei.

Song Wei was curled up on the bed at the time, thinking about what to do next, and didn't care when he saw the recording sent by He Jia, so he clicked on it casually, but heard a secret love that was buried by time.

Soon He Jia's call came, and he said in a blah voice, "Did you hear that? Gu Da Da said it himself, and he said it like an abandoned puppy, with a very pitiful expression. I didn't expect you to still It will be a while."

Song Wei really couldn't imagine how Gu Shifeng's profound facial features could look like a pitiful puppy.

"There's a fart." He said indifferently, but his heart beat fast.

Before that, he had always thought that that guy stole his limelight to attract girls' attention. From his point of view, he was just a bratty brat.

As a result, the reality now slaps him loudly. Not only is Gu Shifeng not being straightforward, but on the contrary, he has a crush on him, and he has a crush on him for so long!

Then this makes sense, why was he bumping into Gu Shifeng no matter where he went when he was in college, and the reason why he strives to be the first in everything is to get his attention?

How the hell does this look like a kid in kindergarten.

He Jia on the other end is still saying: "What on earth are you thinking? Let me tell you. In fact, there is a reason for this mission. He didn't lie to you just now. He really has something wrong. Can't control his emotions sometimes? Irritability, cleanliness, authoritarianism, but sometimes he treats others with humility, don't you think it's strange?"

Of course Song Wei didn't find it strange, but felt that his character was weird and unpredictable.

"No." He talked in a low mood, "You send my system over, I have something to ask about it."

In the office, after Gu Shifeng finished monitoring, he grabbed the system hanging from the corner of the wall. The tall body was like a monster compared to a small ball with a diameter of less than [-] centimeters.

"Do you know what to say?"

The system's green light flashed, and he answered obediently: "Say more good things, praise more, and sell badly."

Satisfied, Gu Shifeng took out a disk from the drawer and handed it over.

The system spun around happily, immediately read the game from the disk, loaded it into its own chip, and happily floated out.Not long after leaving the house, he ran into He Jia in the corridor.

He Jia patted its head, "Go, find your master."

The system seldom leaves the base. When it heard that it was going out to let the wind out, it screamed excitedly. Unfortunately, it was a mechanical sound, which didn’t sound cute at all, but rather noisy. He Jia endured all the way, and when he arrived at Song Wei’s house, he left the system outside the door and ran away by himself. up.

The system couldn't open the door, so she could only use her body to slam against the door. Mother Song heard the sound, opened the door, and hugged the system in surprise, "Why are you here? Who brought you here?"

The system shyly rubbed against Mama Gu's chest, and kept shouting, "He Jia, He Jia."

Song's mother likes it very much. She thinks this little thing is easier than raising a child. She gives some energy bars when she is hungry, and wipes it with a rag when it is dirty. She can remember everything she told him. According to Song Wei, if this little guy Turn on the attack mode, one can hold up to three adult men, it is a must for home travel.

The system flirted with Song's mother for a while, then floated towards Song Wei's bedroom, opened the door with his head, rushed in like a bullet, and fell into the arms of the owner.

Although this guy is not heavy, it has a strong impact. Song Wei was hit by it directly on the bed, and patted the metal shell with his hand, "Get up."

The system is very sensitive to the master's mood swings, knowing that he is not happy, so he dare not make a fuss, and obediently falls by Song Wei's lap.

Song Wei: "Open your butt, I want to check."

A [cover face.jpg] popped up on the system's forehead, and obediently turned to pop up the operating compartment from behind the buttocks.

Song Wei roughly checked its program and firewall, except for the change in character settings, there were indeed no other abnormalities.

He patted that smooth butt, and the system immediately retracted the operating compartment, turned around again, and began to spit out one word at a time.

"Actually, Baba didn't agree to let you participate in the mission at the beginning, because it would be risky." He said, staring at Song Wei with round decorative eyes.

Song Wei leaned against the wall, folded his hands on his chest, and had the stern face of the dean.

The system trembled, and then continued: "Mr. Gu does have signs of a second personality. The reason is that every time he sees you, he has to forcefully suppress his emotions. Over time, um... he becomes abnormal, and his emotions become increasingly unstable. The secondary personality began to form, so Dr. Zhang proposed split therapy to kill the second personality in its infancy. This requires constructing a spiritual world in Baba's subconscious. He himself is the carrier, and you are considered..."

"Antivirus software." Song Wei gave himself a pertinent positioning.

System: "..." They are indeed very similar, and there is no way to refute them.

Song Wei raised his chin, "Continue."

"Baba has been secretly in love with you for many years. His subconscious and spiritual world will not be defensive against you. You are the most suitable candidate."

Song Wei felt that if it was just like this, it would be good for him to be a mascot and stay in Gu Shifeng's spiritual world, why did he have to do so many messy tasks.

Seemingly seeing his doubts, the system honestly explained: "This is a long story..."

Song Wei's face darkened, "Let's make a long story short."

"Oh." The system said pitifully, "Those missions come from Gu Baba's subconscious mind, but the missions are really just random selection, we didn't play tricks."

Song Wei was extremely shocked, why there were so many discordant things in Gu Shifeng's subconscious mind!As the next person in charge of maintaining harmony and stability, he should obviously be a five-good young man full of socialist spirit!

Seeing that the master's expression was wrong, the system wished to grow two hands to cover its non-existent mouth, and explained in a desperate way: "These are not fantasies, but I saw them on the forum. You don't know, there are people in the bureau. It’s a secret forum, there are a lot of girls on it who hate you.”

Song Wei: "..." I feel that Gu Shifeng is even more perverted, what should I do.

The system once again realized that it had made a slip of the tongue, "Baba doesn't want to watch it, he just hacked in unintentionally..."

Song Wei touched its cold and smooth head lovingly, "You sold your father out, aren't you afraid that he will kill you?"