This director is poisonous

After exchanging pleasantries on the spot, Lu Li and Jiao Zuo got into the car of Qingmang Entertainment Company and headed to the shooting location, a farm in the suburbs.Jiaozuo only sent Lu Li the location of the filming, but did not tell Lu Li what program he was participating in.There was still some distance between the underground parking lot and the farm, so Jiaozuo seized the time on the way to tell Lu Li the name of the show and the activities.

The outdoor variety show that Lu Li will be recording is called "Happy Farm". It will be broadcast every Saturday at [-]:[-] p.m., and it will be filmed in several farms on the outskirts of the city in turn.In addition to Lu Li, the guests who participated in the recording of this issue of "Happy Farm" included singer Xiao Yuyan, popular young student Yu Chuhan, actress Yan Yu, Xiaohua Sun Miaoyan, and Su Keyan from the same company as Lu Li.

"Happy Farm" is carried out in the form of groups, and each group is divided into three groups, usually a man and a woman.The program is generally divided into four rounds, and the first three rounds are game sessions.In order to ensure the diversity and fun of the program content, the game content of the first three rounds of each issue of "Happy Farm" is different, and the game content will not be told to the guests in advance.

After the first three rounds of the game, the program group will give guests the chance to obtain ingredients according to their scores. Each group can only choose one or two ingredients.In the final round, each group of guests cooks with the ingredients they have obtained, and invites the farm staff at the shooting site to taste and comment. The guest with the lowest score must eat all the dishes they made.

Lu Li asked, "Do you know who my partner is?"

Jiao Zuo said: "I don't know, every episode of "Happy Farm" let female guests choose partners on the spot."

Lu Li thought about all possible scenarios and asked, "What if no one chooses me?"

"Don't curse yourself, can you? I still expect you to gain fans through this episode of the show." Jiao Zuo was annoyed at first, but as he talked, he also felt that this might happen, which scared himself a little Shivering, "This kind of thing shouldn't happen, right? Even if this kind of thing does happen, you have to record the show carefully by yourself. Maybe the director will give you a few more shots for better show effects. Hey , Just thinking about that picture makes me feel miserable. Everyone else has a partner to play games with, but you are alone. How distressed your fans must be when they see it!"

Lu Li couldn't help but said, "I just assumed a situation just now, what you said seems to have happened."

Jiao Zuo complained: "I said so much to let you get into the show state earlier."

Lu Li: "...I don't need to be in such a negative state."

15 minutes later, Lu Li and Jiao Zuo arrived at the farm's parking lot.

At this moment, except for the singer Xiao Yuyan, everyone else has arrived, each staying in the car to get ready for makeup.

Seeing Lu Li's arrival, Su Keyan and his manager came over to say hello to Lu Li.

Lu Li's car was parked under the tree at the door. Su Keyan came over and knocked on the car door. After the door opened, he tilted his head and looked inside. When he saw it, he was surprised by Lu Li's outfit.He didn't bother to comment on Lu Li's appearance, but he had to tearfully admire Lu Li's outfit. Inside and out, it was full of styles that Su Keyan couldn't reach and couldn't buy with money.

Lu Li was still very polite to Su Keyan, "Why did you come to see me?"

"It's nothing, I just came to see you." Su Keyan frowned deliberately, pretending to be worried, "Why do I think your outfit doesn't suit you at all, I just brought a few extra sets , do you want to come to my car and change one?"

Su Keyan would only step on him when he was frustrated, how could he help him.Su Keyan wanted him to change this suit, but instead convinced Lu Li that his outfit today was correct, "Thank you for your kindness, I like this suit very much, and I don't want to change it."

Su Keyan said: "This issue of "Happy Farm" has a game session of doing farm work. Your clothes are so light in color and get dirty easily. You don't want to be on the show dirty, do you?"

Lu Li glanced at Su Keyan's clothes, "Compared to my clothes, your white coat gets dirty more easily, right?"

Su Keyan said, "Well, I changed into this coat when I got back to the car."

Lu Li said, "Oh, it will be ten o'clock in five minutes. If you don't change your clothes, it will be too late."

Su Ke said those words just to trick Lu Li into changing his clothes, and he didn't really change his white coat, "Lu Li, you will regret it if you don't change your clothes."

Lu Li raised his eyebrows and looked at him, "I'll wait and see."

Su Keyan raised his foot to kick Lu Li's leg, but was kicked to the ground by Lu Li who raised his leg first.

Su Keyan got up and said, "Lu Li, you're going too far!"

Lu Li said coldly, "You were the one who provoked me first."

"Just wait and see!" Su Keyan turned around, with a lot of dirt on his back.

Lu Li sat in the car calmly, "Now even if he doesn't want to change, he has to change."

Jiao Zuo worried: "If you kick Su Keyan, you are not afraid that he will punish you on the show?"

Lu Li looked up at Jiao Zuo, "Could it be that if I don't kick him, he won't punish me?"

Jiao Zuo rolled his eyes, nodded and said, "You are right."

At 58:[-], Xiao Yuyan finally arrived after the song.

The six guests and the staff of the program group all gathered at the gate of the farm.

At ten o'clock sharp, the recording of the outdoor variety show "Happy Farm" began.

The host Yao Kaixin finished his opening speech with a smile on his face, and began to introduce the guests present today, "This issue of "Happy Farm" has the strongest guest lineup in history! First of all, we will invite our singer Xiao Yuyan to appear on the stage!"

Wearing a hat and a long skirt, Xiao Yuyan was the first to appear on the stage. She looked at the camera with a smile and finished introducing herself. Then she took the opportunity to promote her new album. I hope everyone will support it.After Xiao Yuyan, Yu Chuhan, the popular actress, Yan Yu, Su Keyan, and Sun Miaoyan, the school belle, made their first appearance. Yao Kaixin made a simple string of words before their appearance.When it was Lu Li's turn to play, he only said Lu Li's name.

Xiao Yuyan looked at Lu Li's light-colored clothes with a smile, and asked, "Lu Li, have you watched "Happy Farm"?"

It would be embarrassing to say that you haven't seen it at a time like this, so Lu Li bit the bullet and said, "I've only seen a little bit."

"It turns out that's the case, no wonder you wear light-colored clothes." Xiao Yuyan said, "Everyone in the audience knows that every episode of "Happy Farm" arranges for guests to experience farm work, and today is no exception. Lu Li, you Do you think your attire will limit your performance?"

Lu Li said, "No, it doesn't matter if the clothes are dirty, as long as everyone is happy."

After the debut session, the three male guests followed Yao Kaixin's command and took a step forward, while the female guests stepped back and stood casually behind the male guests.

"It's time for the grouping session that everyone is looking forward to. Facing three high-quality handsome guys, how will we choose our language, metaphors, and witty words?" Yao Kaixin stood on the right side of the three male guests, looked at the camera, and then looked back. To the three male guests, "Will there be three sets of partners smoothly? Maybe there will be a situation where three female guests all choose a male guest."

Yao Kaixin walked up to Yu Chuhan and asked, "Chu Han, which of the three girls do you think will choose you? Could it be your partner's wise words?"

Yu Chuhan smiled lightly, "I don't know, but I hope Miaoyan can choose me. We have worked together in several plays, and she and I have a very good understanding."

Yao Kaixin asked again: "Do you think there will be a situation where everyone chooses you?"

Yu Chuhan asked strangely: "Hey, will the program group allow several girls to choose a boy? Will everyone run to choose Lu Li, and no one chooses me?"

Yao Kaixin asked suspiciously, "Why Lu Li?"

Yu Chuhan said: "Because he is very handsome today!"

Yao Kaixin smiled and asked, "You mean Ke Yan isn't handsome?"

Yu Chuhan replied, "They are all handsome, but I am not handsome."

Yao Kaixin asked Su Keyan again, "Keyan, who do you think will choose you?"

Su Keyan said: "I think they may all choose me, after all, I am the only male guest on the field who has worked with each of them."

Yao Kaixin asked: "Will it happen that no one chooses you?"

Su Keyan smiled, "Probably not."

Yao laughed happily and said, "Why is it impossible? Your popularity is too high. If they take the initiative to choose you, they might be attacked by your fans."

Su Keyan's answer was very decent, "Hahahaha, my fans are all rational fans, they only care about my partner and won't attack her."

Yao Kaixin: "Do you think it will be possible for all the girls to choose one person? If it happens, who will they choose?"

"The probability of it happening should be very small." Su Keyan turned his head and glanced at Lu Li. "If it really happened, I think they might choose Lu Li. After all, he looks as handsome as if he had plastic surgery today!"

Yao Kaixin asked, "Are you implying that Lu Li has undergone plastic surgery? Director, remember to cut out our words when editing."

"You said that, I didn't mean it." Su Keyan turned to look at Lu Li, "Lu Li, you know I didn't mean that, right?"

The cameraman thought he had a chance to capture something exciting, so he pointed the camera at Lu Li, but Lu Li kept smiling faintly, "Well, I know, you and I often joke like this."

The director sighed, "..." It seems that the part just now really had to be cut.

At this time, Yao Kaixin finally walked to Lu Li's side, "Lu Li, what if no one chooses you for a while?"

Lu Li borrowed what Jiao Zuo said to him, "Hey, will the director give me more shots because he feels sorry for me?"

"Okay, I was joking just now." Lu Li turned his head and looked at the actresses behind him, and said seriously, "I'm really good at farmhouse music, are you sure you don't choose me?"

"The selection of partners is about to begin. Please look forward to each male guest and not behind yourself." The host Yao Kaixin said: "I will count down to three, two, one, and the female guest should stand before the end of the countdown." Behind the chosen partner."

Yao Kaixin: "Three—two—one!"

After the countdown ended, Yao Kaixin and the staff of the program group were all shocked by the result.

Why did this happen?

All the female guests were standing behind the same person!