This director is poisonous

Why would he want to label himself as snoring, grinding his teeth, and talking in his sleep?Lu Li was so regretful that his intestines were green, and he struggled to reason with Shen Jiming, "I can only snore, grind my teeth and talk in my sleep when I am asleep. Let me sleep quietly first, and you can hear me when I fall asleep."

Shen Jiming half-opened his eyes and said, "No, I'm sleepy and I don't have time to wait for you. Can you snore, grind your teeth and talk in your sleep as soon as you fall asleep?"

Lu Li, who never snored, ground his teeth, and talked in his sleep, said, "...it's not up to me to decide when to do those things, why don't you take out your phone and search for videos of other people snoring, grinding their teeth, and talking in their sleep?"

"No, I just want to listen to you." Shen Jiming simply closed his eyes and said, "How about this, you are an actor, you can act out for me the appearance of you snoring, grinding your teeth and talking in your sleep."

Even a starlet like Lu Li has idol baggage.

He didn't want to snore, grind his teeth and talk in his sleep in front of Shen Jiming at all, it's too embarrassing!

Five minutes passed, and Lu Li fell asleep with this thought in mind.

Shen Jiming couldn't hear Lu Li's performance for a long time, so he knocked on the tent, "Lu Li, snore quickly! I let you perform, but didn't let you sleep."

Lu Li, who was woken up for the third time tonight, wished he could crawl out of the tent and beat Shen Zhiming up. The tragedy was that the tent was locked with a code and he couldn't get out.

Shen Jiming started knocking on the tent again, "action!"

Lu Li is a cultivated actor.

After hearing Shen Jiming's password, he discarded his idol baggage and reflexively started his performance.

Snoring, grinding teeth, talking in sleep.

It wasn't until after the performance that Lu Li found out that Shen Jiming had recorded him snoring, grinding his teeth, and talking in his sleep, and played it to him again.

Shen Jiming pointed the phone screen at Lu Li, "I didn't pass this one, your acting is too fake."

Lu Li looked awkwardly at himself who was talking in his sleep with his eyes closed, "...I refuse to do it again."

Shen Jiming: "You have to act to the end."

Lu Li stuck to the bottom line, "I refuse."

During filming, Lu Li was so tired that he could fall asleep standing up. In order to satisfy the director and not affect the progress of the filming, Lu Li developed the habit of waking up and entering the acting state as soon as the director called "action" no matter how sleepy he was. Directors who have worked with him praised him as a very dedicated actor.

Unfortunately, Lu Li's habit of being praised in the past has led Lu Li into the stinking ditch tonight.

After Shen Jiming said "action" for the second time, Lu Li involuntarily entered the shooting mode again.

Snoring, grinding teeth, talking in sleep.

Shen Jiming's phone screen was stuck to Lu Li's tent, "No, this one is even more fake."

Lu Li almost stared at a hole in the phone screen, "..." Could it be that his snoring is so rhythmic that it looks fake?

The last time Shen Jiming complained about his fake acting, Lu Li habitually felt that what the director said was right, there must be something wrong with his acting skills.This time Shen Jiming still felt that his acting was fake, so Lu Li began to think about whose fault it was.It doesn't matter if you don't want to, but after understanding the point, Lu Li became very angry, "Shen Jiming, you have never heard someone snore, grind their teeth and talk in sleep, how do you know that my acting is fake?"

Shen Jiming's answer hit the nail on the head, "Your eyelashes are shaking all the time, and you can tell you're pretending to be asleep."

Lu Li said seriously, "My eyelashes will tremble even when I'm asleep. If you don't believe me, I'll show you when I'm asleep."

Shen Jiming said: "Sleep, I will remember to wake you up."

Lu Li was so sleepy that his upper and lower eyelids began to fight, "Aren't you sleepy early? Can't we sleep peacefully together?"

"I'm sleepy like I've opened a pair of fake eyes." Shen Jiming adjusted the phone lens to Lu Li, "In order for me to go to bed earlier, you should do a serious snoring, grind your teeth and talk in your sleep."

Lu Li couldn't help but swear that if there really was a master in the world who could teach people to snore, grind their teeth and talk in their sleep, he would definitely learn the art from a master and perform for Shen Jiming every night before going to bed.

Lu Li turned sideways, turned around and slept next to the other side of the tent, with his back to Shen Jiming.

Shen Jiming quickly got out of the bed with his shoes on, squatted on the other side of the bed and pointed his phone screen at him, "Lu Li, it's useless to run away, you have to face what you have to face sooner or later."

Lu Li opened his eyes, and seemed to see two Shen Jimings in a daze, "..." He would rather Shen Jiming give him a more perverted running standard than being disturbed by Shen Jiming so that he could not sleep.

Under Shen Jiming's urging, Lu Li played the role of snoring, grinding his teeth and talking in sleep more than twenty times, his lips were numb from snoring, but the director of Shenda University said that his acting was fake, and he was still unwilling to let him go.

At this time, it was already [-]:[-] in the middle of the night, and it was only three hours before Lu Li woke up.

Lu Li was so angry that he was rolling around in the tent, he just wanted to tear down the tent, "..." If he doesn't sleep, it will be dawn soon!

Strangely, Lu Li hadn't heard Shen Jiming speak for nearly 10 minutes.

Lu Li turned over and saw that Shen Jiming had fallen asleep holding the pillow with his left hand and his phone with his right hand.

Lu Li felt that all the cells in his body were about to explode. He really wanted to yell to wake Shen Jiming up, but finally held back.

If Shen Jiming is woken up, he will not be able to sleep.

Lu Li carefully turned over, moved his body slightly to maximize the distance between him and Shen Jiming, and closed his eyes in peace.

Lu Li has been really tired recently, especially tonight.

Many people snore when they fall asleep under extreme exertion.

Lu Li was one of them.

After nearly 10 minutes, Lu Li turned over to face Shen Jiming, who was sleeping, and started snoring softly.

Lu Li's snoring grew from small to loud, then rose and then fell when it reached its peak, and soon woke up Shen Jiming.

If Lu Li was woken up by Shen Jiming's snoring, Lu Li would probably die of anger.But Shen Jiming wouldn't be angry because of this. Not only was he not angry, but he was also very happy. As soon as he opened his eyes, he opened the camera software and pointed at Lu Li to start taking pictures.After filming for a full 15 minutes, I finally knocked on Lu Li's tent, trying to wake him up.

As soon as Lu Li opened his eyes, he was startled by the video in front of him.

Shen Jiming pointed at him in the video, "Lu Li, I caught it! You really snore when you sleep, it's so fun!"

Acting out to snore is one thing, but actually snoring is another. Lu Li would be angry, embarrassed and self-conscious, "Actually, I don't usually snore. This is the first time."

Shen Jiming fell asleep in seconds, and didn't hear Lu Li's explanation at all.However, Shen Jiming's phone was still playing the video of Lu Li snoring. Since Shen Jiming had set it to play in a loop, the phone would not lock the screen while the video was playing.Lu Li could only open his eyes and listen to his own snoring, and he didn't fall asleep until Shen Jiming's phone turned off automatically when it ran out of power.

At [-]:[-] in the morning, Lu Li's alarm clock rang.

Shen Jiming got up on time, he was refreshed, and he didn't look like someone who had a fever of 39 degrees yesterday and had a drip.Although Shen Jiming only slept for three hours, he was extremely satisfied with the quality of sleep last night.When he saw Lu Li sleeping so deeply that even the alarm clock couldn't wake him up, he felt that it was a very wise decision for him to sleep with Lu Li.

At this time, Qiu Bai came to knock on the door, "Master, may I come in?"

"Yeah." Shen Jiming put the pillow he brought over on Lu Li's bed, and told Qiu Bai who came in, "Qiu Bai, I'll put my pillow here with Lu Li, and I'll sleep with him every day from now on."

Qiu Bai quickly glanced at Lu Li who was still sleeping with his back turned to them, lowered his head and said, "Okay, young master."

Shen Jiming left after speaking.

Lu Li, who was woken up by the alarm a long time ago but insisted on pretending to be asleep, opened his eyes ashamedly. In his mind, there were 1 Shen Jimings pointing the camera at him with his mobile phone, each of them said different things to him.

"Lu Li, I caught it! You really snore in your sleep, it's so fun!"

"Lu Li, I caught it! You really grind your teeth when you sleep, it's so fun!"

"Lu Li, I caught it! You can really talk in your sleep, it's so fun!"

"Lu Li, I caught it! You'll really roll all over the bed when you fall asleep, it's so fun!"

……

Lu Li didn't want to say anything, he just wanted to ask Shen Jiming for a more perverted and weird running specification.

"Beep, beep, beep..."

It was Qiu Bai who was entering the password for the tent.

The tent was opened, and Lu Lilai didn't want to move in the tent.

Qiu Bai looked down at Lu Li's pale face, bright red slightly swollen lips, messy pajamas and hair like a bird's nest. Lu Li's decadence and laziness formed a sharp contrast with the young master's vigor.Qiu Bai had a vague guess in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it. After hesitating again and again, he still spoke, "Mr. Lu, did you do it with the young master through the tent last night?"