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Yan Gai Ben Yue

Yan Gai didn't even know how much he drank. He didn't drink well in the past few years. According to Xiang Fu, he used to pour three glasses. After drinking, he ran around and finally found someone else in the toilet.

However, since that time, Yan Gai's drinking capacity has increased in an instant, and now after drinking a lot with him, he feels that he is still sober, only a little dizzy.

Tian Su had a spare key to his house, so he gave it to Yan Gai. He originally wanted to take care of it, but he refused.

Tian Su didn't believe it, and insisted on cleaning him up, not wanting that Yan Gai, who was half lying on the sofa, suddenly sat up straight when he was chattering, and looked at him as usual.

In short... the eyes are peaceful, the face is expressionless, with a standard indifferent face, even stricter than Yan Gai, not like a drunk person at all.

Yan Gai said: "I'm really not drunk."

Well, the voice is still as usual, the words are clear, without any ambiguity, and very steady.

Tian Su believed a little, and continued to observe the other party.

Yan Gai did not want to blink, and asked directly: "What do you see me doing?"

Well, sober.

Tian Su came to a conclusion, seeing that the other party was still expressionless, and instantly believed that he was really not drunk.

However, Tian Su forgot that generally only drunk people would say that they are not drunk.

Yan Gai sat upright until Tian Su left.

When the other party left, he finally stopped holding on, and immediately curled up on the sofa, laughing loudly, like a child who weighs two hundred catties and may have brain problems.

Yan Gai, who was drunk, was finally deeply impressed by his acting skills once.

Yan Gai turned on his phone and searched, but he couldn't find the software emitting green light.

No way, he could only give up and switch to another green thing to use.

Yan Gai poked the first item on the recent call, and heard the phone beep twice.

The phone was connected, and Yan Gai didn't know what he was doing and could only keep silent.

"..."

After a while, Yao Duoyi's voice came from the phone: "How many times do you want me to say it, you just act according to the script, and it will be absolutely fine if you finish the act, listen to me—"

Yan Gai reached out his hand and hung up the phone directly.

This man is so fierce, whether he will listen or not, he will not listen.

Yan Gai was expressionless, and dialed the second number in the recent call in a serious manner.

When Sister Lin received the call, it was already ten past eight.

Seeing that it was Yan Gai calling, she opened it without thinking, and then continued to read the file, but after a while, there was no sound at all.

Sister Lin thought she had made a mistake, so she picked up her phone again.

The call shows that it is in progress, and there is sound on her mobile phone, so...

Sister Lin paused, and asked, "Yan Gai?"

"En." Yan Gai quickly sat down, and by the way, quickly glanced at the caller's name, and replied in a serious voice: "Sister Lin."

Sister Lin felt relieved and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Nothing." Yan Gai suddenly smiled and asked, "Do you want Erguotou..."

Sister Lin:? ?Why doesn't she feel right?

She quickly asked, "Have you been drinking?"

"I didn't drink." Yan Gai's tone returned to normal in an instant, very innocent, and he assured again and again: "I didn't touch a drop."

"Really didn't drink?" Sister Lin asked.

"Really." Yan Gai swore with sincerity.

Sister Lin reluctantly believed it, but she was still a little worried, so she couldn't hold back and asked again: "Is Erguotou delicious, or do you like red wine?"

"It's delicious." Yan Gai revealed it instantly, and smiled lightly: "You can drink it...but Erguotou is more original...I support domestic production...I love the country...well, I love the country."

You can give me patriotism.

The most urgent task is to stop him from continuing to mess around. Sister Lin quickly became serious and asked, "Where are you?"

"Me." Yan Gai laughed again, and fell down on the sofa. He could see the night sky from this angle. Somehow, Yan Gai blurted out: "... I seem to be on the moon... I want to go back It's..."

... Have you played Chang'e Flying to the Moon?

Sister Lin held back her temper and hung up the phone directly. She is outside now and has no idea where Yan Gai is. It is better to choose to find Tian Su.

However, Yan Gai has already clicked on the third person's phone number.

I don't know why, but it took a long time to dial the phone this time, Yan Gai just lay there with his eyes open, and almost fell asleep.

Yan Gai didn't have the energy to speak, so he chose to shut up.

He decided to act according to the other party's reaction.

For example... Serious, innocent, pitiful, serious, lively, whatever.

Anytime, anywhere, play with the field.

Not wanting the other party to be different from other people, Yan Gai glanced at the call interface quietly, after confirming that it was not an empty number and someone answered, he saw that there was about seven or eight minutes of call time on the display, but there was still no answer.

but it does not matter.

Yan Gai has always been very patient. He changed to a comfortable position and lay down on his stomach, put the phone to his ear, and closed his eyes again.

Several minutes passed, and still no one spoke.

Just when he was about to switch to another person to continue fighting, the other party suddenly spoke and asked, "Yan Gai?"

this voice...

Yan Gai smiled instantly.

It's really fucking good.

He took the phone and started to enter the scene, saying solemnly and softly, "I'm not Yan Gai."

He paused for a moment, then asked, "Then what is your last name?"

Yan Gai chuckled lightly, like a strong aphrodisiac in his ears: "I'll tell you a secret."

"...Huh?" He still hesitated for a moment before answering Yan Gai.

"I, actually used to live on the moon."

Yan Gai was smiling, but his tone was extremely serious, as if he was announcing an extremely important matter: "Tonight the moon is thin and the stars are fine, and I'm going back...Shh, you can't tell others, including me. My rabbit, I want to go back to pick sweet-scented osmanthus... it is a bad thing, it likes to steal my sweet-scented osmanthus..."

When Yan Gai said this, his tone became extremely aggrieved in an instant: "I came to the earth because of an accident, and I haven't been back for many years... I miss my home very much, my rabbit ran away, and the sweet-scented osmanthus was chopped off. I have to go back and see, see."

He looked at the dark sky where he couldn't see anything at all, and smiled softly: "The moon is so beautiful."

Lu Shou: ...

He couldn't help it, and finally threw the phone aside, and then laughed.

So cute.

Yan Gai Benyue.

Lu Shou felt like he was dying, really.

Even if he swears a hundred times behind his family's back, it's not enough to express his excitement.

After barely calming down, Lu Shou asked: "Why are you so cute every time you drink? Do you know that this is very..."

Yan Gai was successfully diverted from the topic, his tone was a bit vague, and there was still a residual laughter in his tone: "Huh?"

"...It's very unbearable."

"Oh." Yan Gai seemed to have found the point suddenly, and asked casually, "Who are you?"

"I'm Hou Yi." Lu Shou took a sip of Coke to replenish the blood tank, and continued: "Did you forget me?"

Yan Gai was confused by Erguotou, but he let him go, "...Who is Houyi?"

"It's you who keeps attacking." Lu Shou said twice on the surface, but the smile on his face could hardly stop: "You used to always cling to me, wanting me to hug you, wanting me to kiss you, half a step away. Don't leave me."

"Oh," Yan Gai on the other end of the phone suddenly realized, and repeated his words: "I am your old Gong. You used to always cling to me. If you want me to hug you and kiss you, you can't leave me for even half a step."

After finishing speaking, he asked again: "I am your old Gong?"

Lu Shou: ... Fuck him.

He felt himself dead.

Lu Shou is just a walking dead, really.

Lu Shou was completely covered, and this time there was really no way to save him.

Rein in the cliff, and just fall off the cliff together.Knowing a man and lying down is a real man.

Lu Shou decided to change his mind.

He changed his lines and said calmly: "Actually, my name is not Houyi, I am..." He paused, and almost blurted out a word: "My name is Baoer."

"Oh." Yan Gai nodded, now he can almost fall asleep with his eyes closed, and his IQ is zero: "Honey, hello."

Lu Shou covered his face tightly.

Well, besides death, his soul is also going crazy.

"Baby?"

Yan Gai yelled in a daze, with almost no emotion in his tone, it was too peaceful, and asked him: "Why don't you talk anymore?"

He was too excited for the sound waves to convey his emotion.

Lu Shou replied, "Because I want to hear from you."

Yan Gai replied: "Oh, then I will shut up."

Lu Shou: ...

This is not the script he imagined.

Lu Shou tried to save: "I think you speak very well."

There was silence in response to him.

Lu Shou couldn't help but continued: "Yan Gai?"

Silence, still silence.

Lu Shou smiled: "Good brother?"

Yan Gai opened his eyes.

He was obsessed with the matter of third brother Ben and couldn't extricate himself, he said seriously: "I'm only 26."

Lu Shou chuckled, arrogant and wanton, very frightened: "I'm 24."

Yan Gai shut up again.

After a while, he sat up again, straightened his body, and shouted seriously: "Baby!"

Startled Lu Shou: ...

"What's wrong?" He asked Yan Gai.

"We have to turn the situation around." Yan Gai frowned, "If the mountain is not mine, I will be the mountain. You should understand better than me."

Lu Shou forced a smile, as if he suddenly understood something, and asked, "Who are you?"

"I'm Zhao Linian." Yan Gai frowned even tighter: "Why did you suddenly ask this question? Are you feeling unwell? Can the meeting continue later?"

Lu Shouhui lay on the bed, almost dying of laughter.

He suddenly regretted why he didn't record it.

Probably because I was so excited when I received the call from him that I completely forgot what I was going to do.

By the way... Is Zhao Linian a new character?

It seems that this is an inspirational and ruthless character.

Lu Shou was out of breath laughing, and heard Yan Gai continue to ask on the other end of the phone: "Baby? Are you still there?"

After finally slowing down, Lu Shou who took another catty of aphrodisiac laughed lightly: "I'm dying."

Yan Gai was puzzled: "What's wrong with you? Do you need me to send you to the hospital?"

Okay, it's quite deep into the play.

Touched by good Chinese actors.

"I don't want it. I'll go to the hospital."

"Then... how can you be better?"

Yan Hanhan at the other end asked.

Lu Shou felt the temperature around him suddenly rise, and when he walked to the mirror again, he realized that he hadn't drunk, but his face was flushed.

He dipped a towel in water with one hand, held the phone in the other, and said, "I want you to hug and hold me high."

"Oh, then kiss and hug and hold high," Yan Gai casually brought up the topic, and asked, "Then can we have a meeting just now?"

Lu Shou felt that he couldn't hold it any longer. He wiped his face with a wet towel and asked, "Where's your kiss?"

Yan Gai was more perfunctory than before: "Dear."

Lu Shou cherished the opportunity and insisted not to give it to him: "No, if you don't give the kiss seriously, I won't let you go back to the moon."

At this moment, Yan Gai suddenly became serious, and said solemnly: "Kiss!"

Lu Shou made an inch of it: "I think it can be gentler, look, you said, the moon is so gentle and beautiful, isn't it?"

Lu Shou looked out as he spoke, the sky was pitch black, not to mention the moon, not even a bird.

Still gentle?Maybe the big-headed ghost is more gentle.

After serious consideration, Yan Gai found out that it made a lot of sense.He leaned in front of the screen, stared at the call interface for several seconds, and smiled again in an instant.

"What?"

After he finished speaking, the other end of the phone was silent for a long time, and there was no more sound.

Yan Gai felt strange, and when he was about to ask, the door of his house was suddenly opened.

He quickly hung up the phone, and just like when he was a child, he lay down on the sofa and "fallen asleep" instantly, obedient and well-behaved.

Tian Su, who has seen the whole process: ...

Come on, you are a dedicated, professional actor.

He quickly reassured Sister Lin: "No one is making random calls."

the other side.

Wrapped in a quilt, Lu Shou excitedly rolled over a dozen times.

Rolled from the bed to the bottom of the bed, and then climbed back on the bed with a mess of hair.

He was suddenly very fortunate that he recorded the latter part by himself.

After a while, Lu Shou picked up the phone again.He posted a lottery Weibo, threw away the phone, rolled back into the quilt and continued rolling.

He thought his dream had come true this time.