My cat is His Majesty the King

Samu's scalp was numb, and he rushed out and yelled at the crowd without saying a word: "What are you looking at! Go away! If you don't go away, I will beat you!!!"

Yun Ke watched silently from behind, couldn't help but picked up the cat on the ground, and then said to the cat to himself: "Do you think this guy called Samu is a bit strange?"

His Majesty the King had a cat face expressionless.

is not that right?It's so stupid, if he hadn't grown up with him, he would have thrown this guy out of the pro-guard.

Yun Ke touched the rare and well-behaved cat, and continued: "Mimi, tell me... did he find out that I was a spy? Maybe he approached me because he thought I was suspicious... But why did he approach me by raising a cat together? There's no reason..."

He is now completely sure that Samu is not a simple character, both bloodline and ability are very strong, and he may definitely be a servant.

But if his identity as a spy was known, why did he go to such great lengths to approach him to act?Just grab it directly.

How about he take the initiative to ask?The other party should not have the idea of ​​directly killing him.

Olifen looked up, and the human was staring at Samu, his eyes were serious and vigilant but a little puzzled... It looked pretty good.

Yun Ke noticed the movement of the cat in his arms, and lowered his head to meet the pair of big eyes filled with starry sky. He fell in love with it immediately, and stretched out his finger to touch the little pink nose of the puppet cat.

"Caught it, Mimi was peeking at me."

The narrowed eyes of the humans were full of smiles, and the puppet cat folded its ears back, then froze for a moment and quickly lowered its head.

"Hahaha, are you shy? You won't be allowed to touch the little nose?" Yun Ke was so cute that he picked up the cat's furry armpits and lifted the cat in front of his eyes like a child.

"Hey? Why are you so nervous? Where is the tail blocking?" Yun Ke stared at the kitten's tail in the middle, showing a standard wretched smile of a shit-shoveling officer.

He put the cat on his lap, and he said: "Speaking of which, I don't know that you are male and female, come on, let me be healthy!"

After finishing speaking, the sinful hands stretched directly towards the kitten's hairy ass|buttocks and tail.

What is this for? !faux pas!Don't you want your hands? !

Oliffin was full of question marks, and ran away without saying a word.

Yun Ke used the cat-catching dragon's claw hand, but the cat, which was full of dodge skills, managed to avoid it.

His Majesty the King, who hadn't experienced this kind of experience in more than 100 years, ran away for the first time. He ran to a nearby tree before stopping, sitting on the trunk and watching the humans below vigilantly.

When Samu turned around, what he saw was Yun Ke under the tree saying "terrible" words to coax the cat on the tree, and the cat on the tree... obviously had a tendency to explode.

What's going on here?Is the one on the tree really His Majesty?He had never seen His Majesty so frightened before.

"You... what did you do? Why did you run up the tree?"

Yun Ke turned her head and said in a very innocent tone: "I just want to see if he has any balls."

Samu was puzzled: "Eggy?"

"Well... that's the thing between the two legs, two round ones." Yun Ke gestured for the approximate shape and size with his hands.

Samu realized instantly, his eyes widened.

"You... what do you see his balls doing!?"

Yun Ke replied, "Look, it's male and female."

His tone was too upright and natural, without any awareness of what he had done.

After all, it is quite normal for a person on Earth to look at any part of his pet.

Samu couldn't comprehend Yunke's world view, and he was shocked: "How can you just look at beasts...the kind of place where beasts are!"

Seeing the startled look of the other party, Yun Ke reacted belatedly.Orcs also have a beast-like form, so his act of licking a cat's tail to look at its balls... is probably equivalent to picking people's pants on the street.

Wow...it seems a bit perverted.

He actively reflected on and clarified his mistakes, but... resolutely decided not to repent.Because, for shit shovelers, masturbating cats is political | political correctness!It is a basic right!It is the spiritual foundation!If you can't pet cats, your life will lose its color.

Yun Ke decisively raised his fingers, and said, "Smart orcs like you can't do anything, but wild beasts and monsters are different. In our place, there is no problem with this kind of behavior. After all, you can If you eat a beast that has not developed its intelligence, why can't you touch it or see it?"

Samu was speechless, tremblingly trying to express sympathy to the king on the tree, when he heard a burst of brain: "Stop him!"

His Majesty is angry, the problem is that the anger didn't turn this human being into ashes, but let himself come forward, it was really difficult for him.

"That..." Sam's ears almost flattened, and he said with difficulty: "I think this is not good."

"I don't think there is any problem." Yun Ke was confident.

The icy sight on the tree was almost like a knife, and Samu could only rack his brains to think of a reason.

"Don't let it go... Our Kate tribe looks like him. You touch it like this... It must be very uncomfortable for our tribe to look at."

Yun Ke said, "Then I won't touch in front of you."

Why don't you listen!What you touched was His Majesty the King!Can it be touched casually! ?Only the queen can do it... Wait, this one seems to be one of the candidates for the queen, and the probability of success is very high given the current situation.

If it's the queen, it seems like it's fine to touch it...

"Then how much do you respect the idea of ​​the cat in question? I think he is quite reluctant to be touched by you now." Samu decided to compromise. After all, it is not okay to offend the future queen.

Olifen didn't know that his silly subordinate was turning his elbows out before he started, and now he hated himself for entrusting the task to such an unreliable guy.

Yun Ke lied without blushing: "Of course I will respect the cat's ideas. If he doesn't like it, I will definitely not touch it casually."

No wonder!Even if you are bitten and scratched by a cat, you have to touch it twice. This is the life of raising a cat!

Of course, the pure Kate youth couldn't understand the life philosophy of the shit shovel officer, he easily believed it.

"That's good. Oh, I haven't eaten meat yet, can this still be eaten by cats?"

Yun Ke couldn't understand his desire to survive, and replied: "No, the kitten will die if it eats too much salt."

Samu was shocked, "If you eat too much salt, you will die!? This is too fragile."

He looked at the little king on the tree and was about to sigh, but the next second, the little paw that fell from the sky stepped on his face and screamed in the street.

Olifin landed gracefully and began to lick her paw.

There is still a little work to be done on the surface, Yunke restrained his urge to be a cat, looked at Samu on the ground, and decided to ask a question.

He took two steps back carefully and moved to the side of the cat, ready to take the cat on a run at any time.

"Sam, I want to ask you a few questions."

Sam looked up in embarrassment and asked, "What? Just ask."

Yun Ke said, "You're not a servant at all, are you..."

Sam suddenly got up nervously and said, "What are you talking about, of course I am a servant."

"How can a servant have so much free time to run around, and there is no servant who has the coercion of a high-level orc... Moreover, your hands are full of cocoons formed by grasping weapons."

Samu's tail was so tense that it became a stick, and he couldn't help being shocked: How did he find out! ?This human is actually so smart! ?

His Majesty's cold voice sounded in his mind: "Stupid, you exposed yourself when you first gave the money."

Sam's expression was blank.

Ah... thinking about it this way, it seems to be true...

"It's hopelessly stupid." Oliffin made a precise comment.

Samu was aggrieved: "But Your Majesty, I'm really only good at fighting and killing people."

"Forget it, now do as I say."

Samu nodded, and after a pause of two seconds, he lowered his head and said, "Okay... I was discovered by you. But you must not say it!"

Yun Ke raised her eyebrows, "What are you talking about? Who are you?"

Samu replied: "I'm actually a noble young master who sneaked out from home! You know what I said before, I really hate some of the rules at home, I have to practice martial arts every day, and I have to eat those unpalatable meat!" I didn't want to stay there, so I sneaked out."

Yun Kehu asked: "Really? Shouldn't you run a little farther?"

Samu said in a low voice: "The most dangerous place is the safest place. My family will never think that I am hiding in the palace. Besides, I just want to leave home, and I don't want to go far away. There are still some friends in the palace, they will take me in and keep me secret."

"Is that so..." Yun Ke basically believed his words, after all, the black cat in front of him was shaking, and the orc with a silly personality was too much like a runaway young man with no intentions.

There are some silly white sweets who talk about everything and give money casually.

The most important thing is that if he was found to be suspicious, he would have been caught and locked up long ago. Why did he spend so much effort following him?

Yunke said to Samu: "Okay, I believe you."

Samu was immediately elated.

Lied it!He believed it!This time I won't be beaten by His Majesty!

"Wow, then you promise me that you will never tell others! Now I only dare to wander around the back garden of the palace, for fear of being recognized, although that will happen sooner or later."

Yun Ke asked: "You look like you just want to come out and play?"

Samu replied: "Of course, I need money. How can the gold coins I earn as a servant be enough for me to spend?"

He said, picked up the bowl and began to drink the broth.

"...All right." Rich people are really willful.

"Wow! Your soup is so delicious! It's the first time I have eaten such a delicious thing!" Samu held the empty bowl, his eyes were full of stars.

Oliven also flicked his tail in approval. The broth tasted soft and fresh, and it almost melted in his mouth when he licked it lightly. It was delicious and he wanted to eat it again.

"like to eat?"

It is a happy thing to be praised for your cooking skills, Yun Ke immediately smiled and said: "You can also come to have a meal in the future."

"real!?"

Samu's two cat ears "Hula" stood up on top of his head.

However, in the next second, he felt that a large piece of the tail hair behind him was cut off by a burst of invisible energy, and the cat next to him was staring at him with sharp pupils.

Ah, no, he accidentally robbed the king for food again, he will definitely be thrown to the frontier for "exercise".