My cat is His Majesty the King

The competition of etiquette should be regarded as a training class rather than a competition.For two days, the etiquette officer of the orcs taught and trained everyone, and finally scored according to the learning results, and those who did not score enough would be eliminated directly.

The other palace test contestants are making intense preparations, trying to win a good impression in front of the etiquette officer.

And Yun Ke... is rua cat.

To be precise, trying rua cat.

"Mimi~~~~"

Hearing the deadly voice, the cat was about to explode, and Yun Ke stepped on the stool and tiptoed, struggling to pull on the top of the cabinet.

The kitten squinted its eyes and hid in the innermost part, staring coldly at half of the human face through the gap between the cabinet and the ceiling.

"Mimi~~, do you have breakfast? Here's goat's milk! It smells good."

Yunke brought up a pot of soaked milk, but didn't put it next to the cat immediately.

"Want to drink? I'll give you a drink as soon as you call, come on, meow~meow~~~"

Oliver: "..."

"Meow~mi~, hey, you can't be a little dumb, are you? Talk to Dad, meow~"

One of the characteristics of the shit-shoveling officer: meowing more diligently than the cat itself.

Yun Ke enjoyed it, but Olifen couldn't understand it at all.

Humans are truly inexplicable creatures, inexplicable in every way.

"Okay, it's fine if you don't talk, come and drink neinei."

Olifen looked at the milk being pushed over and couldn't swallow at all...was disgusted.Why don't you call the word "milk" seriously? Is there something wrong with your tongue?

Yun Ke still poked his head and said, "Huh? Why don't you drink it? Are you sick? What you ate before was wrong?"

Up to now, he has never seen a kitten use a litter box, and there is no peculiar smell in the room... Is this, constipation?

The human's strange eyes focused on his buttocks again, and Oliphan flicked his tail to cover himself, his eyes were cold.

Yun Ke's neck felt cold again, and he quickly waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, I won't look at you anymore, why are you so shy."

He jumped off the chair and wobbled twice when he landed.

It was time for etiquette training, he leisurely dressed in a very inappropriate ragged single and opened the door directly.

He was late for class, dressed inappropriately, and had no manners. He didn't believe that he didn't fail the subject of etiquette.

Yun Ke took a deep breath and was always ready to act as an impolite person with a bad personality. Before going out, he did not forget to "scare" the kitty: "Mimi, I am going out, don't run around like before, here is the sky Flying insects can eat you."

After closing the door, Olifen poked his head out from the cabinet to check, making sure no one was peeking before turning to the goat milk next to him.

The etiquette training was carried out in a side hall of the palace. All the people in the side hall had arrived, and everyone sat quietly in their seats with correct posture.

"Hey! You're all here!" Yun Ke carelessly opened the door and barged in, successfully attracting everyone's attention.

Eli Vibe gave him a contemptuous and satisfied look, then turned and continued to sit dignifiedly.He was wearing a white dress today, and his hair was combed carefully.

Comparing Yun Ke with loose hair, it is a world of difference.

The others showed expressions of disgust, and the etiquette officer sitting at the top raised his feathers and looked over with a frown.

"Yunke, for being late for the first class, 1 point will be deducted."

yeah!Good start!This is one point deducted!

Yun Ke's inner villain danced directly, on the surface he still did not forget his character design, he didn't even apologize and reflect, he just looked around and asked, "Hey, where is my seat?"

The feathers on the head of the etiquette officer were erected even higher. He frowned and pointed in front of himself, saying, "Standing here, you must accept criticism."

Yun Ke took a big stride and walked over like a swinging penguin, looking down at the hostess officer.

The ceremonial officer was a Boulder, a birdman, with hands that looked like wings, and Yunke looked at him with great interest.

The Boulder tribe seems to be all bird people, and there are many sub-branches... The one in front of me seems to be an owl!The large wings covered with gray markings, and the two lovely feather clusters on the head that move with the mood, basically the owl has nothing wrong with it.

In addition to having different bird characteristics, the Boulder family has another characteristic, that is, most of them are very short.Even if they are short, they also like to wear long robes, which make them look like dwarfs.

Yun Ke was curious, so she asked a question directly: "Teacher, why do you Boulders like to wear robes that reach to your ankles? It makes you look shorter."

This question is so inappropriate and disrespectful, it is simply the most annoying nuisance of the teacher.

But the etiquette officer is worthy of being an etiquette officer, and he still didn't get angry. Instead, he replied in an elegant tone: "Actually, we are not short."

"Hey?"

Before Yun Ke could finish her doubts, she stared at the etiquette officer dumbfounded... stood up.

That's right, just stand up.A pair of long legs protruded from the bottom of the robe, and the ceremonial officer who had only reached Yun Ke's chest just now jumped to a height of two meters, and the person being looked down became Yun Ke.

".........!!??"

He was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped, and the other people in the hall were also very shocked.

Yun Ke stammered and asked, "You, you were sitting just now!?"

The etiquette officer nodded and said: "To be precise, he is kneeling and sitting, and he usually walks like this."

Yun Ke: "..." He almost forgot that the structure of a bird's leg is completely different from that of a human, and it is usually bent.

Yun Ke's stunned appearance successfully pleased the etiquette officer. He smiled and continued to explain: "We Boulders like to lie on our stomachs when we land, and we like to tuck our legs up when we fly, so there will be times when we all grow up Very short illusion."

Well, if you lift up the fur of the owl's belly, you can also have long legs. There is nothing wrong with it at all, but the visual effect is a bit amazing.Yun Ke couldn't help but rubbed his forehead to refresh his three views.

The owl etiquette officer continued to smile and said, "I should have deducted another point for your rudeness, but you are quite interesting."

Yun Ke immediately said: "This point should be deducted!"

The etiquette officer said: "Huh? It's quite reasonable, and I have a good heart. I don't bother to worry about being late just now."

Yun Ke's eyes darkened, and he raised his voice and said, "Then I'll be late next time too!"

The etiquette officer looked at him for a while, and then said under his desperate eyes: "If you have any special reasons, you can come to me and apply for a late arrival."

"I have no special reason, I just can't get up! Lazy!" Yun Ke gritted his teeth.

Unexpectedly, the owl etiquette officer showed an expression like meeting a bosom friend, and said: "I understand you very well. My race is used to sleeping during the day and moving at night, but I was forced to teach you during the day, and now I am so sleepy. I want to close my eyes immediately."

Yun Ke: "..." Is that how it was explained? ?Teachers are all motivated to come to class, shouldn't they require students to abide by the rules more strictly! ?

The words of the etiquette officer naturally aroused the dissatisfaction of other people. Several humans immediately stood up from their seats and complained: "Teacher! We don't accept it! Being late is obviously a very rude behavior. Why don't you detain him?" point!?"

The etiquette officer said indifferently: "Then you are also acting rude now."

"We just want an explanation!"

"Correct!"

"He's been scoring inexplicably, it's so unfair!"

The people in the entire side hall stood up one after another, with angry expressions.

Yun Ke cheered them on silently, let's work harder!It's better to let him deduct a few more points, and he can be disqualified directly!

However, the etiquette officer still looked unchanged, and said: "In this case, Yun Ke will still deduct the point for being late."

Yun Ke was so moved that she wanted to cry on the spot.

Fellow "compatriots", you are so awesome!God, this point is finally deducted!

"However, the rest of you openly disrupted order without asking for instructions. Two points will be deducted from each!"

Yun Ke: "..."

Grass!Give back my emotion!