After being reborn, she married her ex, Bai Yueguang

Xie Shiyi felt that after saying these words, it was more imposing to hang up the phone.

But she didn't hang up, she quietly listened to Xiao He's breathing on the other end of the phone, waiting for her reply.

Xiao He is not like this on weekdays, at least not in front of her.

Oh, thinking about it, it seems that she occasionally gets sick in front of her, but at least the source of the previous ones can be found.

Today is really a pure disaster.

Xie Shiyi didn't want to understand after the quarrel, so she waited for Xiao He to explain clearly to her.Even if it's just a simple sentence, I'm tired, you woke me up and I'm in a bad mood, or I'm angry to get up, it's fine.

She can understand this kind of thing, and she is quite distressed. She will coax the hard-working star well, and then let her hang up the call in a happy mood.

But she waited for quite a while, Xiao He didn't speak.

Xie Shiyi couldn't help it first: "What? Are big stars reluctant to part with money?"

"Will it." Xiao He said, "I will give you any amount of money."

"I really like to hear that." Xie Shiyi paused, "But I prefer the money I earn."

Xiao He: "Do you know that Biani wants to sign you?"

Xie Shiyi: "Huh?"

Xiao He: "If Biani wants to sign a contract with you, what will you do?"

Xie Shiyi: "Ah...Impossible, Ani has such high vision."

Xiao He: "He knows you are eleven."

Xie Shiyi was startled: "Damn! So he was interested in my talent??? I'm too embarrassed to tell me directly, so I let others beat around the bush and trick me into being on the show???"

Xiao He: "..."

Xie Shiyi: "Ahhh, I just remembered, that program was broadcast on Tomato Fruit, and Tomato Fruit belongs to your GEM!"

Xiao He: "Hmm..."

Xie Shiyi: "No, my talent is to draw pictures. I haven't seen any star in the entertainment circle who is famous for drawing. I can't let me perform portrait sketches on stage for three hours. That's..."

Xiao He: "Huh?"

Xie Shiyi: "You've seen my face."

Xiao He: "..."

Xie Shiyi: "For me, although I'm not a big beauty, I still have good facial features, especially after I dyed this hair color. When I shake my head, I feel like a Korean actress. But Of course, this is not enough to be the reason why Ani fell in love with me, the most important thing must be..."

Xiao He stopped holding out hope: "Huh?"

Xie Shiyi: "I look like you. Because you are popular, Ani feels that the audience will eat your face, so it is better to use the ready-made me. I am all my own people, and I will make money first."

Xiao He: "..."

Xie Shiyi felt gratified and praised for his IQ: "It must be like this. Although I haven't entered your circle yet, I talk a lot on weekdays, so I still have some common sense."

Xiao He: "Have you had breakfast?"

"Ah?" Xie Shiyi was stunned.

Xiao He: "I want to drink your porridge. The porridge bought outside is either overcooked or undercooked. I am quite surprised why there are so many possibilities for such a simple food. Every possibility Nothing compares to your possibility."

It was obviously changing the subject, but every cook couldn't resist others' compliments on their cooking skills, so Xie Shiyi had to follow her and was very happy.

"Hey, you don't understand this, it depends on how the porridge is cooked, let me tell you..."

So the two talked on the phone for half an hour, and the 27 minutes were all nonsense.

Xiao He got out of bed and opened the curtains. In summer, the sun rose early, and the light flooded into the room. The same unresolved problems, the same people who made people's hearts flutter, but the situation seemed to be much better. .

Before hanging up the phone, the two made an appointment about what to have for lunch, and discussed the weather in each other's city. Xie Shiyi also sang a few lines of Xiao He's song, and asked her with a smile, if my voice is quite qualified to make a debut.

Yes, who is not eligible.

This is not some sacred place, nor is it some terrible swamp.

It is not impossible to come and see, whether you want to leave or stay when you come, it is your own choice, your own life.

Xiao He has always hated others restricting her freedom, but she unconsciously wants to restrict Xie Shiyi's freedom.

When I think about it, I feel that I am really a jerk and ridiculous.

I got up early today, and during lunch, as agreed, Xiao He took pictures of his meals for Xie Shiyi.

The photo Xie Shiyi came back showed not only the dishes, but also half of his own face, smiling brightly and triumphantly, and his eyes completed the crescent moon.

Xiao He also laughed, typing with his hands.

- who said you look like me

- you are much prettier than me.

- It is a loss that people across the country do not appreciate this face.

- If you don't make a debut, whoever will make a debut, go ahead, Teacher Xiao will cover you.

I was typing over there for a long time before I sent a sentence:

- Dad, are you going to hug your daughter?Dad, are you going to be my benefactor?

Xiao He laughed so hard that he couldn't eat.

Liu Qi was sitting opposite her, biting the tip of his chopsticks and staring at her.

When Xiao He looked up at him, Liu Qi seized the gap and asked, "What's so happy?"

Xiao He: "How much money is left in my account?"

Liu Qi: "Then your account, I don't know that directly from the company. What do you want to do?"

Xiao He: "Take care of Xiaoqinger."

Liu Qi: "..."

Xiao He lowered his head and hugged his phone, enjoying himself again.

After Liu Qi had a meal, he felt that there were still some things to say, so he tapped on the table: "Do you know that I have been on the trending search for most of the day?"

Xiao He: "Now I know."

Liu Qi: "They are all guessing who your wife is."

Xiao He: "Let's guess."

Liu Qi: "What if they scold Xie Shiyi?"

Xiao He raised his eyes with a serious expression: "Swear back."

Liu Qi: "..."

In fact, he didn't quite understand what these people were doing.

Xiao He, Ani, Xie Shiyi, and even Jiang Dou.

These people have a common insane temperament, and somehow they became friends with him. As a normal person, every time he feels that he understands them and grasps their logic, he will be completely fucked by reality in the next second. .

He has basically given up on understanding now, he doesn't want to ask Xiao He why he is so manic in the morning, and this will make him so happy again.

He also didn't want to ask Ani if ​​he still wanted to sign Xie Shiyi, and if Xie Shiyi wanted to come to GEM.

He didn't even bother to gossip, he just wanted to have a good meal and be his little assistant.

But reality came to fuck him again.

Those messy netizens on the Internet guessed the truth without touching a hair, so they just put it on him.

A few photos of him and Xiao He working or on the way to work, and a few specious descriptions made people dizzy for a moment.

"This, this, this, this, this, your assistant will take things directly from the glove artist's pocket?"

"Eyes, eyes, eyes, does your assistant look admiring when looking at artists?"

"Have you noticed? Feet, in all the photos of the two of them, the pineapple head's toes are facing xh. What does this mean? What does it mean!"

"A general female artist's assistant is either female or gay. Pineapple is straight at first glance. There is only one possibility."

"Disgusting, messing with my assistant."

"Not to mention anything else, the pineapple head is still growing."

Liu Qi agreed with this sentence.

He looks quite handsome, but if he is not handsome, he can have sex with xh, okay?

xh doesn't like handsome ones!Does she like cute little girls?

A group of sand sculptures haven't even figured out their human nature, guess what? If there is a live broadcast for you now, are you going to guess that xh is empathetic? Pineapple head is secretly hurt! ! !

Liu Qi took a breath, wondering why he used abbreviations.

Why did he call himself Pineapple Head.

The phone rang, it was a message from Xie Shiyi.

Xie Shiyi chatted with him quite often, of course, the content was basically limited to everything about Xiao He.

Liu Qi straightened up.

Liu Qi glanced at Xiao He, Xiao He was still holding his mobile phone with joy.

Suddenly there is a feeling of guilty conscience.

Liu Qi opened the WeChat dialog with Xie Shiyi.

Xie Shiyi: Odd, have you read the pink forum? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha they said you had an affair with Xiao Hehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha your pineapple head hahahahahahahaha

Liu Qi: "..."

Liu Qi slapped Xiao He's arm, and pointed to his head: "Pineapple?"

Xiao He smiled, "Pineapple."

Liu Qi: "Are you talking about me with Xie Shiyi?"

Xiao He: "How do you know?"

Liu Qi exploded.

It's okay to watch his jokes on the whole network, but why even the parties, the two people who should be troubled, are watching his jokes? ? ?

Liu Qi was so angry that he lost his mind and went mad.

Liu Qi couldn't vent his anger, so he stood up and put his arms around Xiao He's neck, smashed her face to his own, and raised his hand to snap a photo.

Straight men never pay attention to angles when taking pictures.

Liu Qi threw Xiao He away, and sent the photo to Xie Shiyi, with a grumpy voice: "You are still happy, you are so happy, I kissed your wife!!!!"

Xie Shiyi quickly came back with a voice: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I want to save it as a family heirloom hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Liu Qi: "..."

Liu Qi looked at Xiao He: "Are you two true love?"

Xiao He ignored him, and took advantage of the last few minutes of rest to send a message to Xie Shiyi, explaining her precautions on the show.

Xie Shiyi obediently listened to Teacher Xiao's class. From the familiarity of the camera position to the tone of the recording and broadcast, to how to build a good relationship with the director and other guests on the scene, the system is detailed and dry.

Speaking of Teacher Xiao going to work, Xie Shiyi read the conversation between the two, copied it into a sticky note and marked the key points, and then began to prepare.

In fact, when she first received the news from Party A, she was not so sure that she would participate.

But after talking on the phone with Xiao He in the morning, there was an impulse in her body, which made her feel that she had to participate.

Maybe it's a rebellious mentality, maybe it's because I feel that I'm no worse than anyone else, maybe it's because everyone around me is watching the scenery inside, and I'm no longer satisfied with watching from the outside.

After hanging up the phone, she was even thinking about a ridiculous question. After Xiao He became more and more popular, and after Xiao He threw her 36 yuan, it was no longer a joke. She and Xiao He could still stand on equal footing. Come on, do you have anything to say?

Xiao He climbed up step by step in the outside world, but she Xie Shiyi lived her whole life again, and she actually locked herself in this small room that didn't belong to her, only watching others succeed.

Painting is her dream, but is her dream really just to be a painter?

People are always dissatisfied, her dream was realized too quickly with Xiao He's help, which made her dissatisfied.

People always have new dreams.

People always have to do something that they have never done but that will excite them, so that they know what new dreams they can have.

Xie Shiyi mustered up all of a sudden.

When she wanted to talk to Xiao He about this matter again at noon, Xiao He had already turned to her side.

This feeling is indescribable.

Maybe they think the same, maybe they think different.Maybe Xiao He has his own selfishness, maybe Xiao He just doesn't care anymore.

No matter what, the life trajectories of the two of them coincided strangely. They didn't have to have a 100% tacit understanding, but they could accompany each other and complement each other.

In the following time, Xie Shiyi was much busy.

Not only to complete the study and work as a freelance painter, but also to open up new fields.

The program she was going to participate in was called "Mushroom Beauty Talk". The name was very... well, vulgar and the sponsor was eye-catching.

Wearing the app Mushroom Town as the title, I didn't expect the show to be popular, but just cooperated with Tomato Fruit casually to promote its own products.

In each episode of the program, four guests (two stars and two amateurs) will be invited to come, and two of the 24 resident collaborators will be selected to design outfits for them, and finally the guests and other collaborators will vote. The winner of this round will be selected.

What Xie Shiyi wants to do is one of the 24th.Originally, the chances of only two collaborators in the first issue are small enough, and it is not a rotation in the future, it can be repeated.

This is tantamount to winning the game and winning the game.The first issue appeared and was exposed and a little popular, so the possibility of being selected in the next issue is even greater.

So sometimes for a whole season, more than half of the collaborators have never played a game at all.

Xie Shiyi completed the first two seasons of "The Story of Mushroom Beauty", and felt that Party A's father said that this was a background board job, which was really appropriate.

In fact, the third season has already started, and Xie Shiyi joined midway to make up for the position.

But even so, Xie Shiyi also carefully analyzed the preferences of the guests in each issue and matched the styles of the teachers.Prepare as best as possible, and then play with the most relaxed state of mind.

Although Xiao He said that Ani had the intention of signing her, but now Ani has not contacted her, Xie Shiyi can just do the current thing well.

On the day of the first recording, Party A's father sent a car to pick her up. After getting out of the car and entering the stage, it was completely automatic.

Xie Shiyi carried a small bag, and greeted everyone politely. If she didn’t understand the process, she asked the director. If the director said to wait for her, she waited. When the director said she had put on makeup, she obediently sat in front of the makeup mirror.

After recording the first episode very obediently, I stood like a pillar for six or seven hours, my back hurt.

On this point alone, there is a feeling of being cheated.

He clearly said he would only stand for two hours!

But for the first time to participate in this kind of thing, I was quite excited.Excited and disgusted at the same time, he pulled Xiao He and chatted with her for a long time when she was free.

The second recording continued on, and I wisely chose shoes that can stand tall without tiring my feet.

This time it was not as boring as the first time. When she was in a hurry to go on stage at the call of the choreographer, she bumped into another collaborator. The collaborator covered her heart and scolded her for a long time.

It roughly means, oh, how expensive are my clothes? Why do you walk without eyes? Can you afford to pay for the damage? I don’t know how to say hello to my seniors. I don’t know if any pheasant can be on the show these days. How much money was stuffed.

Xie Shiyi was indeed stuffed in, and it was indeed the first time he had seen such a scene.

Even if people in ordinary life are a bit conflicted, everyone is roughly on an equal footing and should be noisy.But in this circle, there are actually people who use the posture of the emperor to train eunuchs to train colleagues who do the same job as themselves.

Xie Shiyi was an eye-opener.

So shocked that I forgot to argue with people.

The boss came on stage proudly after training, Xie Shiyi paid more attention to this person this time.

The collaborator in this selection happened to be Zhang Shaoshao, because he took the straight-forward little bitch route, with a lot of conflicts, interesting, and quite a lot of shots.

On stage and off stage, it's quite the same.

It's just that the business ability is not good.

Dress up a celebrity guest with a low-key and gorgeous style like a disco in a nightclub.

The euphemistic name is to break through the safe zone and discover a different self.

Then you don't have to find yourself ugly.

Xie Shiyi rubbed his chin and thought.

It was even worse for the amateur guests. Originally, the external conditions were not as good as these people on the field, and Comrade Zhang Shaoshao insisted on making use of their weaknesses and avoiding their strengths.A girl with a pear-shaped figure, he chooses leggings for her.

"Be confident!" Zhang Shaoshao shouted, "Who says you can't!!!"

Xie Shiyi couldn't bear to look directly, and stared down at her hand, really wanting to tap the challenge button.

But the director had already reminded her not to shoot casually.

Don't shoot casually, which means that if I didn't let you shoot, it wouldn't be your turn to shoot.

"Hey..." Xie Shiyi let out a long sigh.

It was very late when the recording ended for the day.

The makeup on Xie Shiyi's face was a bit heavy, so she took off her makeup in the stage before going out. The road was deserted and there were no people there.

When I got out of the TV station, I heard someone crying. The girl was probably on the phone, and when she talked about her grievances, her voice was choked up.

Xie Shiyi looked around and found the person behind the green belt.

Just by looking at the back, Xie Shiyi recognized the amateur girl in this issue, and the girl twitched: "Am I really ugly? I don't eat anymore. If I can't lose less than ninety catties, I'm not human... ..."

Xie Shiyi stopped walking.

Girl: "I saw me on the monitor behind me. It's so ugly. It's really ugly. I thought this kind of program could make me better. Why am I so ugly..."

Xie Shiyi clenched his fists.

Girl: "I don't want to choose his, he is so fierce, I said I don't look good in this, he said, do you think you look good in this..."

Xie Shiyi couldn't hold back anymore: "Hello."

The girl didn't hear it and was still talking on the phone.

"Little..." Xie Shiyi thought about it, and called out the girl's name accurately, "Li Xiaona."

The girl was startled, and turned her head suddenly: "Huh?"

Xie Shiyi waved to her: "Come here, I have something to tell you."

Girl: "I, I don't know you."

Xie Shiyi pointed to her face: "Will you take a closer look?"

Girl: "I really don't know you."

Xie Shiyi: "..."

The girl looked at her blankly, and Xie Shiyi smiled: "Is there such a big difference between before and after my makeup?"

Girl: "Huh?"

Xie Shiyi: "I'm Meilishuo's collaborator. I didn't play today, so you may not have an impression of me."

The girl was frightened to death, she turned her head and bowed: "Ah, I'm sorry, teacher."

"It's all right." Xie Shiyi quickly stepped up to the girl, separated from her by a green belt, "I'm sorry to disturb you on the phone, but I mainly want to tell you that you are beautiful."

Girl: "Huh???"

Xie Shiyi pointed to her legs: "Look, you are tall, well-proportioned, and have a fleshy butt. Wearing these wide-leg pants is very textured."

The girl looked down at her legs.

Xie Shiyi continued to boast: "Your upper body has a small skeleton and your collarbone is obvious. Now this knitted short sleeves outlines the curve of your body very well. If you choose a style with a wider collar to expose your beautiful collarbone, it will be even more beautiful. It's charming."

The girl tried to look at her collarbone.

"Also." Xie Shiyi suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled down her long hair that was pinned to her ears, "The little round face is super cute, and it's all collagen that can only be found in young people."

The girl stared at her fingers, completely stunned.

Xie Shiyi withdrew her hand and smiled as gently as a mother: "You can pass the selection of the editorial team to be on the show, and you are already an outstanding appearance among ordinary people. Some people hurt you for their own benefit, you don't have to take it to heart. Believe in your Relatives, friends, and many strangers who have only met you once have praised you for being beautiful, so we should listen to most people's opinions, right?"

Girl: "Ah."

Xie Shiyi: "Look, I was just passing by, and I couldn't help but give you my opinion, you are very beautiful, and your taste is already very good, I don't allow you to deny yourself because of a um..."

Girl: "Huh???"

Xie Shiyi blinked, and his tone became lively: "Oh, don't let people make it so clear, Teacher Xie can't afford to mess with idiots."

Girl: "!!!!"

Saying these two words, Xie Shiyi was delighted.

Xie Shiyi waved to the girl with the expression of wanting to cry and laugh, and left without taking a cloud.

After turning the corner, I couldn't help but jumped up.

Some people are happy doing bad things, such as Zhang Shaoshao, and some people are happy doing good things, such as Xie Shiyi.

For the sake of social stability, let's have more people like Xie Shiyi in this world! ! !

Xie Shiyi thought like this, feeling like a vigorous girl in an idol drama.

After jumping for a long way, I realized that I was jumping back in the direction. It is very troublesome to take a taxi at this location.

So he turned around and jumped back.

Feeling lonely on the road, I took out my phone and sent a message to Xiao He without hesitation.

- Xiaohe, Xiaohe, what are you doing?

Xiao He called: "Xiao Xie Xiao Xie finished recording?"

Xie Shiyi: "Yes!"

Xiao He smiled and said, "Mr. Xie is in a good mood."

Xie Shiyi: "Teacher Xie just drew his sword to help when he saw injustice on the road, and Teacher Xie still wanted to turn out to eliminate violence and bring peace to the world."

Xiao He felt her vigorous desire to talk: "Come on, talk about it."

Xie Shiyi chattered all the way until he reached the door of his house.

Originally, she didn't think it was worth telling Xiao He about the fact that the newcomer went to Taiwan to suffer a little grievance.

But today she was a little excited, and felt that she had quietly slapped her in the face, so she said everything in one go.

Xiao He also listened seriously, scolding and laughing together with her.

Xie Shiyi spoke vividly and felt better.

The two met each other several times and finally hung up the phone. Xiao He changed hands and called Ani. This time the voice was cold, but the smile was gone.

Arnie: "You better have something important to do in the middle of the night."

Xiao He: "Yes, I'm going to play big."

Annie: "..."

Xiao He: "Your family's street variety show is so beautiful that it bullies my wife."

Ani was angry: "GEM is not your home! Who the hell is going to the street! Why did you bully your wife!"

Xiao He acted as if he had never heard of it: "Make arrangements for me, my wife will appear in the next issue."

Ani: "Why! Is this the tone of begging for help! Why don't you let me sign and I won't sign? If you let me go through the back door, I will go through the back door!!!"

Xiao He continued to be cold: "I said, I'm playing big."