male god is my master

University A, a male dormitory.

Lin Hao was lying on the bed replying to the counselor Mr. He's WeChat, while the roommate on the lower bunk was playing games in front of the computer.

Teacher He: The singing competition held by the school, why don't you take part in our class?

Lin Hao: Teacher, I don't sing very well.

Teacher He: It's okay, you just acted as a skit.What I want is your face.

Lin Hao:?

Teacher He: No one in our class has signed up for the first campus singing competition held by the school. We can't find anyone who sings well, and can't we find someone who looks good?As a department grass, you have a heavy responsibility.

Lin Hao:? ?

Teacher He: (smiling expression)

Lin Hao: OK, I'll go.

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Lin Hao scratched his head, thinking what is this?

Xu Haizhou from the lower berth called him: "Haohao, I've slept all morning, are you getting up for lunch?"

"Eat!" Lin Hao rolled over and got off the bed.

The four of them went out of the dormitory together.While queuing in the cafeteria, there was a commotion at the door.

Lin Hao followed the prestige, and the three roommates had already turned their heads to watch the excitement.

Xu Haizhou: "An Jiang is here."

Fu Zhou: "I have to say, Senior An Jiang is really worthy of the title of school grass. If I were a girl, I would be tempted too."

He Xuyang and Lin Hao glanced at An Jiang and turned their heads back silently without saying a word.

Seeing that He Xuyang was not in a high mood, both Xu Haizhou and Fu Zhou understood what was going on.But I haven't had time to tell Lin Hao about this, because there are four people in the dormitory, only Lin Hao doesn't play "Customer Bank".

"Ke Zhong Xing" is the most popular online game at the moment. Xu Haizhou and the others started playing it as soon as they entered university. They played the game there day and night, and spent a lot of money in it.Lin Hao listened to them shouting and shouting in the game every day, but he never thought of playing.

"Haohao, I have something to tell you later." He Xuyang spoke with difficulty.

Lin Hao also knew that He Xuyang was really in a bad mood these days. He didn't say anything, and Lin Hao didn't force him to ask. After all, everyone has their own troubles.

"Okay." Lin Hao replied to him.

At this time, An Jiang walked to the team next to the four of them.Hearing the chattering voices around, Lin Hao couldn't help turning his head to look again.

An Jiang also turned his head just in time, and the two looked at each other.Lin Hao looked away pretending nothing happened, but An Jiang didn't mean to look back.

This made the girls who were staring at An Jiang find Lin Hao following An Jiang's line of sight.

"Is that Cao Linhao from the Department of Computer Science?" the girl asked the girl next to her in a voice she thought was very small.

"It's him, just now he and Senior An Jiang looked at each other."

"It's so eye-catching for two handsome guys to stand together!"

"Can I take a picture and post it on the forum?"

"Let's just look at it with our eyes and don't share it with others."

"That's right, why should they be cheap? On weekends, we struggled to get up from the comfortable bed to eat. We can't cheapen those who are still lying down and sleeping soundly."

An Jiang listened to the girls' conversation verbatim, and there were fewer and fewer people at the front of the line.An Jiang glanced at the boy next to him again.Lin Hao is right, he looks fair and pretty, but when others see me, they are eager to take a closer look, but you turn your head after taking a look.

Lin Hao didn't know that he had been watched up and down by the University of An next to him, and he was evaluated in his heart by the way.

Walking to the Dafan window, Lin Hao said to Aunt Dacai, "One serving of potatoes, one serving of sweet and sour pork ribs, and one serving of stewed eggplant."

"What else do you want? You're so thin, you can eat more. A little fatter will give girls a sense of security. Look at you, you haven't found a girlfriend in your sophomore year." Aunt Dacai said to The little boy in front of me is quite impressive, after all, he is always easy to remember because he is handsome.

"Auntie, I'm the kind who doesn't get fat from eating." Lin Hao is also used to this aunt saying a few words to him from time to time.

An Jiang next to him also went to the window where he ordered vegetables, and ordered the same dishes as Lin Hao. "One serving of potatoes, one serving of sweet and sour pork ribs, and one serving of braised eggplant."

Lin Hao heard An Jiang's words and turned to look at him.An Jiang seemed to know that Lin Hao wanted to look at him, so he met Lin Hao's gaze again, raised his face slightly, and raised his eyebrows by the way.

Lin Hao thought to himself, I am not a little girl, so what is the purpose of making such an expression?But An Jiang is really handsome!

Thoughts in his heart had turned several times, but the surface was calm, Lin Hao gave An Jiang a harmless smile, and said, "Auntie, come to me for fried winter melon."

"One more fried wax gourd." An Jiang turned around and said to the aunt who was ordering vegetables.

Lin Hao:?

Then Lin Hao left with the plate.The three of Xu Haizhou had already finished the fight and found a place to sit, and Lin Hao walked towards them.

An Jiang was still standing at the window, waiting for his aunt to order food.

"Student, the fried wax gourd is gone."

"It's okay, then I don't want it." An Jiang took his plate.

The roommate Ye Man standing behind An Jiang recovered from the world of the mobile phone and asked him, "What's wrong, Brother Jiang, don't you not like winter melon?"

An Jiang replied to him: "That's right, I don't like eggplants either, so you'll take them away later."

Ye Man:?

I swiped my phone, what happened to Brother Jiang?

On the way to his seat, Lin Hao couldn't help but think of An Jiang's expression just now.Why did An Jiang raise his eyebrows at me?Still want the same dish as me?After sitting down, his roommate interrupted his train of thought.

"Haohao, do you want to play games?" Fu Zhou asked him.

"Ah? I don't want to. If I want to play, I have already played." Lin Hao replied casually. "By the way, doesn't Xuyang have something to tell me?"

He Xuyang said: "These two are the same thing."

The three of them stared at Lin Hao at the same time, and Lin Hao knew that this matter must be serious.

"Ahem." Fu Zhou cleared his throat and began to speak.

The three of them are playing "Ke Zhong Xing". He Xuyang has a wife in the game. His family is in a good condition, and he spent a lot of money for the wife in the game.It was only after being together for two months that I found out that this person was actually a man.It doesn't matter if he is a man, he is still not clear with others behind his back.To put it bluntly, it was just to cheat money, and the marriage with He Xuyang was just for money, so that He Xuyang spent a lot of money on him.Several people are from the computer department, and it took a lot of effort to check that person's account number, only to find out that he still has a tuba, and the three of them thought that the money that the man cheated was probably used to raise his tuba up.

"It's unreasonable, how dare you lie to our little Yangyang like this!" Lin Hao was furious all at once.

"That's right, we can't tolerate our roommate being bullied like this!" Fu Zhou echoed beside him.

"That's right, we want to avenge him for bullying our little Yangyang." Xu Haizhou was in charge of fanning the flames.

"Then what should we do? Hack his account, or hang him online?" Lin Hao asked.

Xu Haizhou: "No, no, no, we have to deal with him in the same way."

Lin Hao:?

I saw the three of them looking at him treacherously.

"Haohao, go pretend to be a girl, and cheat that scumbag too. Then get his criminal evidence and expose him. This important task, comrade, only you can take on." Xu Haizhou suddenly pulled Lin Hao up hand, solemnly.

Lin Hao let Xu Haizhou hold his hand, and asked him back: "So I'm going to pretend to be a girl to cheat that guy? Also cheat the scumbag's feelings, and then let him recruit the truth, and then expose him?"

"Yes!" Xu Haizhou nodded frantically.

Lin Haohui held Xu Haizhou's hand: "For our little Yangyang, I am obliged to do so."

Xu Haizhou immediately shook off his hand. "With Brother Hao on the team, it will be fine."

Lin Hao said arrogantly: "Actor, I am a professional."

The three laughed loudly.

Fu Zhou: "You are a professional when you are funny."

Xu Haizhou: "I still remember the skit stage where you dressed as a woman last year. If I'm not happy, I will turn over that video and watch it."

Although He Xuyang didn't speak, he also laughed.Lin Hao knew that he had been in a bad mood for many days. Although everyone made up their minds, He Xuyang probably didn't come out so quickly. After all, it was the first time he had feelings for him. He didn't expect to be cheated by a man.

"Xiao Yangyang, don't worry, brother will definitely avenge you and expose the true face of the scumbag to the world." Lin Hao spoke in a normal tone.

Fu Zhou: "Hao Hao goes out, one is worth two."

Lin Hao smirked and said, yes.

An Jiang, who was sitting not far away, happened to see Lin Hao's smirk, and was curious about what the little boy was talking to his roommate with glaring eyes, so he got up, intending to pass by him and eavesdrop openly.

"Have you eaten well? Let's go." An Jiang said to Ye Man.

"Don't eat?" Ye Man was only half full.

"I invite you to go to Jingjing for a buffet in the evening, can I save some stomach?"

Ye Man: "No problem, no problem." Brother Jiang wants to invite him to a high-end restaurant for a buffet, so naturally he has to keep his stomach open.

When An Jiang walked past the four people, Lin Hao asked them if they could call Tang Yuan Yuan You Yuan?It's okay for a few people to agree, and it sounds like a girl's name.

Unable to stop, An Jiang couldn't hear too much even if he slowed down. Later, he could only vaguely hear someone telling Lin Hao not to go to the wrong area.

An Jiang thought silently in his heart, returning to Nanshan?That's not exactly right.An Jiang laughed.What's the matter with this being a girl's name?

"Yo, Brother Jiang is in such a good mood?" Seeing him smiling, Ye Man couldn't help teasing him.

"If it's in the afternoon, can you stop me from doing the experiment..."

"Let's go, let's go, if this experiment report doesn't come out, we will really be scolded to death by Lao Yu." Ye Man was not in the mood to care why An Jiang laughed inexplicably, and his mind was full of the chemical experiment in the afternoon.

The four of Lin Hao and his party went back to the dormitory, and Lin Hao turned on the computer and downloaded "Ke Zhong Xing".

It's not that he didn't play online games before, it's just that in the years of high school, Lin Hao never played games again in order to take the university entrance exams well.After I went to college, because I majored in computer science, I had to use the computer to do a lot of things, and my eyes couldn't stand it, so I didn't really want to play games.But for the sake of the brothers, let's just play.Listening to them playing games downstairs every day, I actually really want to participate, otherwise he is the only one who wants to fight the landlord, which is very boring.

"Ding." The download progress display is complete.

Lin Hao opened the game interface.When I was in high school, I also played "Kezhongxing" for a few weeks, but I can't remember the previous account number and password.Someday I can look it up again.

"Haohao, is the download ready?" Fu Zhou just passed by behind him and heard the familiar background music.

"En." Lin Hao responded.

Fu Zhou came over and said, "Do I need to take you with me? A kid from Xinshou Village."

"No, I'm your father when it comes to computers." Lin Hao said bluntly.

"Fuck you, I'm your father."

Lin Hao opened WeChat and asked his junior high school classmate who was an anchor for a link to a voice changer.You must give He Xuyang a good way to vent your anger. Xiao Yangyang has been autistic for several days. Also dare not play the game so far.

The author has something to say: This is the first time I write an article, there must be many deficiencies, I hope everyone can correct me.