Strange Anecdote of Sister Lin [Comprehensive]

"So, the reason why you all appeared in the Eight Cold Hells is because you want to try a new way to lose weight?" Daiyu simply didn't know how to evaluate this group of ghosts who are not afraid of death.

Well, they have already become ghosts, so naturally they are not afraid of death.

In the newly built igloo, Ah Xiang, wearing a men's overcoat and only wearing thin gym clothes, sipped the quick-heat cocoa drink Daiyu brought over, with an embarrassing smile on his face: "Exercise!" The way of exercising is really tiring, and everyone can't help thinking of some alternative methods. Sweat out in the heat of the Eight Great Hells, then quickly cool down in the Eight Cold Hells, and then return to the Eight Great Hells for a burst of heat. Repeat this for several rounds, theoretically It is said that it can burn fat quickly..."

"Actually, I'm looking for death." She Sheng interjected.In fact, except for the dog and the ghost lamp, the rest of the guys were frozen and turned into fools as soon as they entered the Eight Cold Hell. I had no choice but to build an igloo while still having physical strength and consciousness, and got into it to keep warm.The blizzard in the Eight Cold Hell was so severe that within half a day, the igloo was covered by the heavy snow with an ice mound. If it hadn’t happened to be discovered by Xie Sheng, Yan Mo, the head of the ten kings of hell, "the first assistant officer of hell, ghost lamp" The assistant of the director of Zhonghe Hell, Ah Xiang & the three miscellaneous soldiers (Xiaobai: woof woof!) are going to laugh at everyone with the ridiculous reason of losing weight to death.

Although Daiyu also thought so, Shesheng's words were too harsh, so she had no choice but to change the subject: "Master Ghost Lantern should not lose weight, how can..."

The ghost lamp stared coldly at King Yan Mo, and stared back at the latter's hand quietly reaching for the food: "The assistant officer should be responsible for supervising all aspects of the boss, and weight loss is one of them." King Yan Mo only drank a cup The small can of cocoa could not replenish the physical strength consumed in the severe cold before, but he was stared at by the kind eyes entangled in the black energy of the ghost lamp, and he didn't dare to make small movements, so he had to huddle the tall man over two meters into a ball aggrievedly. Hearing this, he said with a smile: "Ghost lamp is in such a good figure, of course there is no need to lose weight. When we were desperately using the cold to lose weight, he was still wearing a coat, a scarf, gloves and earmuffs and drinking rice cake and red bean soup next to him."

It's just that when he found out that he was lost, he immediately gave the coat to Ah Xiang who was dying from the cold.What?King Yan Mo was also shivering from the cold?Anyway, he is tall, thick and fat, who cares about him.

"I often come to Bahan Hell on business trips, and I can roughly recognize the terrain. The place we are in now is the execution ground. As long as we use the igloo to preserve our strength, we will be able to wait for the patrolling jailers to pass by sooner or later." Ghost Lantern said, casting a cold glance at She Sheng , "But I didn't expect that I would wait for Mr. Yinzhen first. When I saw a large piece of ice and snow, I couldn't help but want to kick it. This kind of fun is full of childlike innocence. I haven't experienced it in hundreds of years."

"That's unfortunate. In another 70 years or so, my age will reach three digits." She Sheng's eyes, bathed in ghost lamps, were extremely innocent.

Daiyu turned her face sideways, covered her face with her hands, and smiled silently for a while.

An hour later, a group of people, ghosts and animals were picked up by a passing namahage.

Sweet vegetables, bright red beef slices, and the rich water vapor above the sukiyaki exude a tempting aroma.King Yan Mo took a sip of his sake, selectively ignored the angry gaze of his assistant officer, and let out a satisfied sigh: "In such a cold weather, the temperature that is usually defined as 'warm and cool' feels warm here. It's warm and comfortable!"

Namahage added dry firewood to the fire: "The Eight Cold Hells use the mode between zero and seven degrees in the thermostat as a warm room. Knowing that the thermostat is called a refrigerator in the Eight Great Hells, the temperature as high as zero is unexpectedly It is defined as low temperature, and I think it is amazing!"

Xiaobai and his monkey and pheasant companions nestled in Thunderwolf's long fur, lazily roasting the fire: "Animals with fur are not as afraid of the cold as humans, but no matter whether they are alive or dead, they never freeze once." It’s like this time. There must be no place in the world colder than the Eight Cold Hells!”

The monkeys, pheasants, and all the ghosts nodded in agreement, Daiyu's eyelashes flickered, and the fleeting trace of strangeness was captured by Xiaobai, who had an unexpectedly strong intuition.Its whole body has warmed up, and it jumped up to Daiyu's feet, tilting its round and fat head: "Don't Miss Lin think so?"

Daiyu scratched its chin. As a dead dog, Xiaobai's fur is still as smooth and soft as a living dog. Daiyu was delighted by the comfortable touch: "That's not what I said, it's just that the world is cold. There are many types, and the coldness of the eight cold hells, in my opinion, is the ultimate coldness of touch, which is very remarkable."

"Besides the coldness of touch, is there any other coldness?" Xiaobai leaned back to enjoy her service.Daiyu smiled lightly and didn't answer.Xiaobai was born with optimism, so he couldn't understand the flickering emotions in her eyes.It doesn't understand, how can it understand?The coldest place in this world is not in the mysterious distance, but in the depths of everyone's heart.Love is separated, resentment and hatred meet, and all kinds of suffering come from this, which is also the origin of hell.

As if sensing what she was thinking, Ghost Lantern glanced at her, then turned to Xiaobai and said, "The north wind is blowing on your lips and teeth. It's a bit cold, although it's not easy to detect, but it's really deadly!"

"Eh?" Xiaobai took a few deep breaths, trying to feel the temperature of the air around his mouth, "Isn't it cold? Why do you all look thoughtful?" The monkey resolutely covered its mouth Mouth: "Because your IQ can't understand such a profound question, let's go eat."

So Xiaobai's attention was diverted to nothing.

"Being able to turn a blind eye to all the complicated and negative emotions and keep happy every minute and every second is also a kind of wisdom." King Yan Mo rubbed Xiaobai's dog's head with a smile.No matter in the past or in the future, no matter in which civilization's mythology, the capital of the underworld like King Yan Mo should be majestic and cold, but the current supreme chief of hell in Japan unexpectedly gave birth to a good old man His appearance and personality are so honest that he is even a little easy to bully.

For example, at this time, Gui Deng, who is an assistant officer, is very happy to refute his immediate superior: "Slack, chaotic, and unmotivated, this is also the direct result of this kind of 'wisdom'-Is King Yan Mo talking about himself?" An embarrassing yet guilty smile appeared on King Yan Mo's face: "That's not what it means."

Ghost Lamp's two short sharp eyebrows raised sharp lines: "Maintaining a proper hatred can inspire enough motivation. For the goal of 'letting the enemy die without peace', even a weak child or a weak woman , can also erupt strong resentment and drag sinners into hell, this is the meaning of our hell! As the lord of hell, King Yan Mo admires the 'wisdom of happiness' so much, which makes me very dissatisfied!"

Sweep the floor with dignity, sweep the floor with dignity, but I don't have much dignity at ordinary times.King Yan Mo flinched, and shut his mouth sincerely.

"Worthy of being the strongest evil ghost lamp in hell, Lord Yan Mo has nothing at all... woo woo woo..." Xiaobai only yelled excitedly, and was covered by the monkey Kakisuke beside him.In order to ease the awkward atmosphere, the monkey laughed dryly: "Speaking of which, we have always been curious, what is the opportunity for Mr. Ghost Lamp to become the strongest evil god? Is it also because of resentment?"

"Of course, I'm an evil god after all, different from the original ghosts in hell." Ghost Lantern said lightly, "I was named 'Ding' when I was alive, and the concept of hell hadn't even been formed in the next life. One year, The village where I lived suffered severe drought and no rain, so the villagers chose me as a sacrifice, who was both an 'outsider' and an 'orphan', to pray for rain."

All three animals were taken aback.Daiyu's hands holding the drink trembled, and even Shesheng moved his eyes, looking at the indifferent ghost in black.An immature child being excluded from the group is enough to be called cruelty, let alone being killed in the name of "sacrifice" and "sacrifice"?Sitting alone on the altar, when the immature ghost lamp looked at the eyes of indifferent and fanatical adults below, what kind of anger and resentment should it be?

"It's really nothing." In the jumping firelight, the ghost lamp cast a glance at the ghosts and animals from the end of his eyes, and successfully forced all the secret glances back. It can be linked to weakness and helplessness, "I told them at the time that natural disasters came, and you can only rely on this self-comforting method to find sustenance. I don't hate you. But, if the other world really exists, I will definitely let everyone The villagers are punished!"

"Now all the villagers are hanging on the pillars in front of the Izanami Palace as sculptures, which are very artistically decorated." There was a slight joyful smile on the corner of his lips.

For a while, everyone didn't know whether to praise his deeds for inspiration, or to sympathize with his suffering.Perhaps for a tough workaholic like Ghost Lantern whose fingernails are written all over, the weak feeling of "sympathy" is just an insult to him?

Daiyu took another sip of the hot drink and raised her eyes: "Then, when did your lord change the name to Ghost Lantern?"

"Daiyu, I know this!" Before the ghost lamp could speak, Ah Xiang couldn't wait to start gossip. She and the ghost lamp are childhood sweethearts in the true sense. At that time, King Yan Mo, as the earliest dead person in Japan, was doing research everywhere to collect everyone’s opinions on the construction of the future world of hell. At that time, Lord Ghost Lantern mentioned several items. King Yan Mo thought that this child had a lot of ideas, so he asked his name At that time, Lord Ghost Lantern was still called 'Ding', which meant a servant. King Yan Mo felt that it was awkward, thinking that he was a ghost formed by the fusion of dead souls and ghost fire, so he gave him a new name 'Ghost Lantern'."

She smiled so much that she bent her eyes with blue eyelashes, and said teasingly, "Master Ghost Lantern likes this name very much. At that time, he pulled a lot of King Yan Mo's beard."

The story that was considered warm at the previous moment ended with ghost-like violence. The smiles of the audience froze. Xiaobai was the only one who was natural enough. His tail was wagging like a whirlwind, and his round black eyes were full of exclamations: " Even Lord Ghost Lamp can't resist the charisma of King Yan Mo! It's amazing!"

Gui Deng didn't speak, but She Sheng and Dai Yu sensed a rare embarrassment from him that can be called "the high-cold national male god was brutally picked up by his elementary school classmates and had his nostrils picked in his childhood".It's a pity that Ah Xiang didn't seem to realize it: "King Yan Mo has always been liked by children, after all, he and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva are one body and two sides."

She Sheng and Dai Yu looked at the bearded King Yan Mo who was pushing his huge body into a ball together.

Is this Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva?you sure?

The author has something to say: Forgiveness: It’s not too late for the aliens to take revenge in ten years, ho ho ho ho!

Ghost Lamp: The people in hell will take revenge and never stop dying, heh heh heh!

Daiyu: I often don't fit in with these guys because I'm not perverted enough