Strange Anecdote of Sister Lin [Comprehensive]

Whether it is copywriting design, clothing matching, or soundtrack and dubbing, many links in the new product advertisement of "Lilith's Lipstick" are all created by Daiyu, so besides the endorsement fee, she also received a lot of money. production costs.At the same time, Daiyu's interview draft was also put into type, and all the peachy elements that made people blush and heartbeat were removed. Daiyu wrote an article about the relationship between heaven and hell in the West from the perspective of Lilith with a restrained but sarcastic style. The evolution history of human beings vividly writes the love history of the first witch in the West with a soul-stirring epic sense, but it also brings a lot of fresh experiences to readers.

Lilith in the illustration is wearing a thick black long dress, standing at the junction of light and darkness, half of her face is immersed in the shadow, half of her face is illuminated by the light, her red eyes are bright, she is the one who has seen all the winds and clouds of the three thousand worlds. colorful.

"In a woman's world, there are not only sweet pets and love, but also historical changes, population evolution and world politics!"

"Thanks to Dai, the witch Lilith broke through the stereotype under the gaze of a male perspective, and brought us a brand new image of a witch."

"I love this Lilith and want to marry her!"

All of the above are letters from readers.

"It seems that I accidentally gained a wave of fans in a foreign country!" Lilith smiled coquettishly, kissed the newspaper, and left a bright red lip mark next to her photo.

After Lilith's interview mission is completed, Daiyu and Shesheng's news mission for the month is declared complete.At this time, there are still three days before the end of the month, which means that they can take a small three-day vacation.Daiyu was fine anyway, so she stayed in the dormitory to practice calligraphy.She newly bought some coloring pages, which are crimson, light purple, tender green, and grassy, ​​with the fragrance of different natural plants and trees. She inscribed lines of poems and poems on them with a pleasantly blended ink, and she felt very happy. interesting.

She Sheng rushed to visit Leilang in Hell, a place of dislike.The Unhappy Place is a punishment hell set up for those who abused animals during their lifetime. All the prison guards in it are animals. They are either chasing the dead or chasing the dead on weekdays.It sounds like a lot of work, but in fact, the time planning is very scientific. All jailers are divided into three shifts, and the vacation time and working time are allocated at a rate of [-]:[-], which is almost the same as that of modern office workers—even fingerprint punching is the same. , of course the animals press paw prints/palm prints.Of course, depending on the size of the prison guards, there are even punching machines that can be divided into giant, large, medium, small, and miniature. Thunderwolf uses large punching machines every day.What?You said that Thunderwolves all use large scales, so who is the giant scale for?Will Xie Sheng tell you that there are dinosaurs that became extinct in ancient times that you don't like to work?

For the sake of such a scientific and refined work assignment, Xie Sheng felt relieved that Lei Lang temporarily lived in a place he didn't like.The only thing that worries him is that, as a member of the animal jailer, Thunder Wolf has to eat the flesh and blood of the dead all day long.It's not that he has any objections to Thunder Wolf eating human flesh, but if he insists on using such a single recipe for a long time, will Thunder Wolf's stomach be able to bear it?Will you get three highs?Considering its size and the cramped living conditions of its owner, if it really fell ill, it would not even be convenient for him to accompany and take care of it 24 hours a day!

It is necessary to increase the amount of exercise for Thunder Wolf!Xie Sheng thought about it, and carried another half-human tall dog toy ball on his shoulder to the Hell Express.Because the carry-on luggage is too large, I also made up a special ticket for the dog toy ball.Following the sound of "Hello, passengers and friends, the Hell Express is about to start, please take your seat as soon as possible, I wish you a pleasant journey", he found a seat for one person and one ball with a dog toy ball, sat in it by himself, and put A bright dog toy ball was placed on the seat next to it. In order to prevent the ball from rolling off, it was specially fixed to the seat with a restraint strap.

Playing the ball-picking game with Leilang for two days, exercising his muscles and bones, consuming fat, and improving cardiopulmonary function, is his fixed schedule every week. Unless the task is arranged, it will be rain or shine.

Daiyu can imagine what kind of intimate (flesh) intimate (flesh) no (penetrating) couple (top) emotional communication a person and a wolf would have, but after she smiled, she stopped thinking about it and concentrated on being together. On the thin green paper scented with mustard seeds, Matsuo Basho's wonderful words are transcribed: Generations of sages, never forget their hometown.I am over forty at the beginning of this year, and I feel nostalgic at every turn, and I can't let go of the friendship of old brothers.When it was raining in early winter, I walked on snow and frost, and arrived in Yiyang Mountain at the end of the twelfth lunar month.If the parents are still alive, they should be very happy.However, the past of love has become a sad memory, full of emotions...

As I was writing, suddenly the team leader of the reporting department called: "Daiyu, are you at home now?"

Daiyu gently placed the green paper with wet ink marks where it was hard to reach with her elbows, and said, "Yes."

"The Yatengu Police Department released a message in the morning that the 'Traffic Publicity Month' will start next month, and all media outlets will launch corresponding news plans to cooperate with the publicity meow~" The team leader spoke extremely fast, but it was only natural , without saying a few words, he licked his paws involuntarily, "Our reporting department must not lag behind, we must take the lead in doing the work of collecting folk songs!"

"Everything is under the arrangement of the team leader." Daiyu had already guessed what it was going to say, lamented for a second in her heart for her wasted vacation, and replied.

The team leader coughed twice: "I didn't intend to interrupt your vacation, but all the available people in the team have been sent out, and it's still not enough. You are my favorite general, so I can't help but think of you... By the way, Is Xie Sheng with you?"

Daiyu didn't want to tell it that She Sheng might not be able to come back in time, so she simply avoided answering and said, "I'll let him know." Then she stood up, sorted out the items needed for the interview, and opened the door again. Wardrobe, "Team leader, who is the subject of this interview?"

"It's the cat train." The team leader said, "Although they are all cats, the old female cat is too big and her seniority is too high. Soft, I can’t even lift the microphone, let alone interview. So Daiyu, I have already made an appointment with the cat train, and the commuter bus will come to pick you up in half an hour, so this time I’ll be counting on you and Shesheng.”

In my mind, I imagined the cat and leader in a suit, vest and bow tie, trembling four legs, peacock green cat eyes so shocked that the pupils turned cold, and even the picture of the two long tails wagging in awe, even though they knew each other Not being able to see, Daiyu couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile: "We will do our best." She said, and took out the trousers and boots that were easy to move from the closet.The cat train's super-sized cat nest is located at the junction of hell and the present world. It is a bit of a hassle to drive, and the dress is beautiful, but it is always cumbersome.

After hanging up the phone of the head of the reporting department, she immediately dialed She Sheng's phone number. After a short blank tone, there was She Sheng's very personal color ring: "Two thunder wolves, two thunder wolves ran as fast as possible!" jog slowly,"

"One is obese,"

"One got fatty liver,"

"It's weird, it's weird!"

The singing voice is low and hoarse, and it still has a youthful and clear feeling, but it sings recklessly, and it turns the originally lively and playful melody into a life-threatening song for weight loss. Daiyu wants to cry every time she hears it. I couldn't help laughing for a long time.

Unhappily on the grassland outside the prison, Xi Sheng picked up the newly bought dog toy ball and threw it vigorously. The toy ball carried the wind and thunder, and disappeared like a shooting star at the end of the sky in the blink of an eye.She Sheng clapped his hands at Lei Lang who was squatting beside him wagging his tail, pointed to the distance, and Lei Lang immediately spread his legs and galloped in that direction.After a while, there was a muffled thunderous rumbling sound from far to near. Thunder Wolf was running wildly from the end of the horizon with the big dog toy ball in his mouth. The fluorescent yellow toy ball was flying white and white. Hair, under the scarlet sky of hell, outlines a bright and warm picture.

"Wow, woof, woof, woof!" Leilang put the toy ball to Xie Sheng's lap, and his tail turned into a whirlwind motor.With a sharp and satisfied smile on his lips, Xie Sheng picked up the toy ball and tossed it into the air, stretched out one finger to catch it, and the toy ball immediately turned into a cloud of bright yellow wind on his fingertips.Shaking the cloud of wind around the tip of Leilang's nose for several times, causing Leilang to shake his head back and forth, left and right for several times, Xie Sheng exerted his strength again and pushed the toy ball far away. ran out.

"Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof!" Lei Lang ran out happily, shaking his ears again.

One person and one dog were so involved in the game that they ignored the names that kept jumping on the screen of the mobile phone that was thrown aside in the backpack.Daiyu had no choice but to give up after three consecutive phone calls were not answered, and instead edited the task content and location and sent a text message.

Although there is no photojournalist, it is difficult to provide ultra-high-definition, all-round and multi-angle professional-level photos, but there is no reason to miss the interview in order to wait for the photojournalist.Besides, her portable optical computer also has a shooting function, and the definition is far from comparable to the shooting equipment of this era. Although limited by the angle, the effect may not be satisfactory, but it is better than nothing.

Can't wait for him.

On the way to the cat's nest in the commuter car, Daiyu seized the time to browse through the materials requested from the team leader.Different from the commonly used means of transportation in this world, the "train" in the mouth of hell is "the car that takes the dead who committed crimes to hell to the house of fire".The "cat" in "Cat Train" was originally a cat demon that ate corpses. It has wandered around the world for many years and left many strange stories among the people.These ghost stories attracted the attention of hell, and the assistant ghost lamp went to the present world to negotiate with it.

Then there is no more.There is one less horrible ghoul cat demon in this world, and there are more "cat train" positions in hell.

The commuter car stopped next to a super invincible big cat litter.The reason why it is said to be super invincible is because outside the cat's nest stands a giant tree that pierces into the sky, and there are countless wooden poles across the giant tree.Standing under the giant tree, Daiyu tilted her head until she felt a little pain, and only then did she recognize that the deep dents on the wooden pole were the paw prints of some kind of super-large animal.

It turned out to be a giant cat climbing frame.

There was a huge tremor on the ground, and a big cat with a height of one foot hurried over with graceful steps. Its big fluffy tail swept away from the cat climbing frame, and its giant golden eyes looked down. The tiny human below: "Little girl, are you the reporter sent by the Santuchuan newspaper? I have been waiting for you for a long time."

No matter how cute the shape is, once it is magnified hundreds of times, it will be very scary-although it is still quite cute.

Daiyu held her breath nervously, subconsciously pressed the jade pendant under her collar, and smiled politely: "I am Lin Daiyu, a reporter from Santuchuan News, and you are..."

"I am!" the super big cat cut in, and drove out a side three-wheeled super motorcycle that matched his huge figure from his cat's nest, and opened his mouth at Daiyu, "It's too late to explain , get in the car!"

Daiyu: ...

Ok, what seems to be wrong?

The author has something to say: This week's list is empty, and it will be changed to the next day. The cat train is very cute... very, very cute