Strange Anecdote of Sister Lin [Comprehensive]

"It's the winter solstice." The pillar of Yin's family, the elder brother Teng Xielang of the Alien Demon Realm, looked at the howling wind and snow outside the house, and tightened his ragged leather jacket.During the winter solstice, it is reasonable to eat a meal of dumplings, but as the only healthy laborer in the Yinzhen family except for his sick parents, Teng Xielang is obliged to find a meal of meat dumplings for the whole family.

He thought hard for a long time, sighed for a long time, finally made up his mind, and turned his face to his younger brother She Sheng who was running around on the ground: "She Sheng, the winter solstice is here... let's kill Ramona and make dumplings!"

She Sheng slammed on the brakes and stopped.A pair of cold glass-bead-like eyes stared at him on his small face, whose cheeks were purple from the cold.Unexpectedly, there was no protest. Instead, he fetched water in a sensible manner. He moved a small bench and sat beside the basin. He stretched out his slender arms and two hands that were as cold as carrots. Put your head down to sharpen your knife.

"Fuck-"

"Zi la la-"

"Zi la la la—"

The piercing sound of sharpening the knife was like a rusted sharp awl, stabbing into Teng Xielang's ear hole one by one. The dull pain mixed with the smell of rust made Teng Xie Lang's eyes dizzy for a while.Perhaps he was dizzy from hunger, or his mind collapsed due to the torture of this extremely unpleasant sound wave attack. Teng Xielang was in a daze, and he only felt that although Xie Sheng was sharpening the knife in his hand, when he raised his head occasionally, half of his face was exposed. But there were two fires burning in the eyeballs on his face, and the center of the flames was clearly himself!

Teng Xielang trembled, got up unsteadily and floated out of the house: "I'll go to Tunfo's to borrow two green onions." No matter what kind of meat to use, Ramona's meat is still his big brother's meat, "meat The stuffing made with scallions is the most exciting..."

"Ahhh!" Teng Xielang sat up straight in horror, only to realize that he was dreaming.The paper spread under the elbow was crumpled and the ink stains on it were rubbed crookedly. Teng Xielang raised his arm as if realizing something, and sure enough, he saw several balls of black rubbed on his clothes.

In today's era, text only appears as a medium for information processing, and there are usually only two situations where it is put into paper writing, one is ancient calligraphy lovers, and the other is deliberately manipulating people or being manipulated.Unfortunately, Teng Xie Lang is the latter of the latter.What's more unfortunate is that, in order to let him deeply and thoroughly understand his mistakes, Yuan Yao also replaced the writing tools with ancient brushes and rice paper - the pens are the most loose, and the paper is the least ink-absorbent Yes, the writing requirements are still neat, beautiful and eye-catching-God knows how many people can still meet the standards under such harsh writing conditions in this era!

Even Su Zhenzhen, who advocates ancient learning, may not be able to pass the test, let alone Teng Xielang!

Yes, not being able to catch the eye is definitely not because Teng Xilang's calligraphy is bad!

It turns out that my uncle was sleepy and fell asleep when I was writing just now... Sure enough, I was dreaming just now, and said how could this uncle propose to kill my brother's dog... That kid can bear not to kill me immediately, patience is good... Wait, is it because the knife hasn't been sharpened yet?Teng Xielang turned his thoughts in a mess, wiping the cold sweat from his face.

Yuan Yao came in when he heard the movement, and when he saw his situation, he immediately understood: "Did you have a nightmare?"

Teng Xie Lang said "Hi": "My uncle dreamed that his family was poor and crazy, and I actually proposed to Xie Sheng to kill his dog and eat dumplings."

Yuan Yao raised one eyebrow when she heard the words: "She didn't kill you on the spot?"

Teng Xielang leaned back in his chair lazily, and said with a look of fear, "Isn't this a knife that hasn't been sharpened yet?"

"I don't care if Xie Sheng's knife is sharpened. What I care about is... Have you finished your guarantee letter and inspection?" The sound of Tu Tu Tu's heels hitting the ground sounded, and Yuan Yao approached.Teng Xielang only felt a gust of cold wind blowing in front of him, and the swishing temperature made his eyelids twitch a few times, but he woke up from the nightmare, his whole body was limp, and he said in a nasal voice: "Done!" I really don’t have the mood to write about such a nightmare, A Yao, can I give it a few more days?”

"Then tell me two things that will make you feel better." Yuan Yao poked the tip of his ear, "She accompanied Daiyu to sweep the grave of the old lady of Jia's family, and will accompany Daiyu in a few days. She went to Jia's house for the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet."

"Well done!" Teng Xielang patted the armrest, and his pointed ears stood up energetically, and then he didn't know what to think, and then drooped softly, "Oh, when we go back to arrange the wedding, some of us are busy Anyway, the old man and mother will definitely not help each other!"

"It seems that this dose alone is not enough." Yuan Yao smiled.

Teng Xielang said listlessly: "Oh? Isn't that just two things?"

Yuan Yao said succinctly: "Huai Xun is going back to Lucheng for the coming-of-age ceremony."

"What?" Teng Xielang really jumped up this time.

"Huai Xun can perform the coming-of-age ceremony!" The news spread rapidly in the private communication frequency band of the Yinzhen family, causing thousands of waves with one stone.Huai Xun, also known as Yin Yu Changsheng, with his special physique, had to become the most low-key among the three brothers and sisters at the same time when the three brothers had their own performances.But also because of her special physique, she also has a strong sense of presence—after all, at the annual New Year party, before she appeared next to Jiufu, you would never guess whether she would be a cowardly and cowardly girl. The little girl who is so beautiful will still turn into a glamorous beauty, or she will be a beauty one moment, and then become a little girl the next moment.

Girl, woman, two extremely fluctuating states completely realized the switch in her body without warning and irregularly, so she was given a proper name for this state by her cousin Fu Yingshi——银锽The duality of longevity.

Because of this instability, even though her elder brother Yin Yusheng, who was born on the same day of the same year as her, has reached the age of being urged to marry by her parents, Huai Xun, who is a twin sister, has not even held a coming-of-age ceremony.But now, she has conveyed the news to her family that she can perform the coming-of-age ceremony.What does this mean?This means that she has been able to control her unstable situation, truly showing the form of an adult!

"This is great!" Upon receiving the good news from his beloved daughter, Zhu Wu raised his head to the sky and roared, the roaring sound almost blowing up half of the spaceship.Then they communicated with several sons separately, and the four parties yelled at each other for a long time, expressing each other's joy, and then connected with friends such as Yan Mo Hanyan, Xiao Zhongjian, Cang, etc., and rushed to show this matter out, It is a matter of course that I have received the blessings of many friends.

As for Nine Disasters, as soon as she saw Huai Xun's message, she ordered the spacecraft's artificial intelligence "Zhan Fengyue" to return to the City of Morning Dew immediately.Morning Dew City is located in a different space, and it is one of the birthplaces of the Three Alien Clans. The place where the Silver Clan family rose up, and its access point to Blue Star's space is Morning Dew City, where Toshiro Shiro is now the mayor.The coming-of-age ceremony of each of the direct descendants of the Yinzhen family will be held here, and the ceremonies and tests that each person will accept are different according to the instructions given by the ancestors of Tianmochi. If you have the intention, you must prepare early.

"Today, it is thanks to Pingshan practicing Emei." Jiufu secretly said, "It's a pity that the fairy and the devil don't go the same way, and our reward can't be seen by her." After being relieved for a while, she turned her attention back to another child The news that came back said, "Sheng She really has feelings for the girl from the Lin family, very good."

When Thunder Wolf threatened Xie Sheng to go out on a blind date with Daiyu, the couple actually did not expect their son to meet the right girl and escape from the life of squatting at home.Then it was detected that She Sheng asked Dai Yu for the communication frequency band, Zhu Wu was naturally overjoyed, but Jiu Huo's attitude was not very optimistic.In her opinion, in order to protect her beloved dog, Xie Sheng would do anything, even pretending to have a crush on a woman for this reason... It is not impossible.

Therefore, Zhu Wu tried his best to match the two, for which he even used his youngest daughter Huai Xun to let her use the rest time to stay by Daiyu's side as eyes and ears.But Jiu Huo's attitude is just a calm onlooker.She intuitively felt that her husband had misunderstood the relationship between Xie Sheng and his blind date, but her female intuition also told her that the desire to communicate with Xie Sheng, who was regarded as nothing by outsiders, might not be impossible between the two.Therefore, she is happy to see the current progress of the two.

"Perhaps after Huai Xun's coming-of-age ceremony, She Sheng's marriage can be arranged. Daiyu still has a lot of secrets about this child, but it doesn't matter, as long as She Sheng is happy." Jiu Fu thought, rather than being immersed in ecstasy Her husband, her thoughts are already flying to the educational plans for her future grandchildren.

In the intensive preparations, the first to come is the Mid-Autumn Festival.With the gradual deepening of human exploration of the universe, the bright moon that once hung in the sky of countless literati has long since lost its mysterious veil, and vacationing on the moon has become a daily leisure activity for the ancients to "go hiking in the suburbs".But the Mid-Autumn Festival has been passed down as a tradition after all, and many people on Blue Star still firmly maintain the traditional Mid-Autumn festival culture of feasting and admiring the moon.

The Jia family, who claim to be a traditionalist, is naturally the most staunch supporter of traditional festival culture.After opening the ancestral hall in the early morning, a banquet was held at dusk in a manor named Tubi Mountain Villa. The name was to appreciate the moon, but in fact the people at the banquet had their own thoughts.The side branches rushed to flatter the direct branch, the younger generation took this opportunity to get close to the elders, and those who lived poorly seized the opportunity to flatter those who lived well.As for Jia Amnesty, Jia Zheng and other core members of the family, there is no need to change these hard thoughts, they just take the opportunity to inspect the clansmen, so as to fulfill the responsibilities of the clan, and smile and pretend to be confused by the way, enjoying the taste of being praised by everyone.

As the wife of Jia She's only son, Jia Lian, and the niece of Jia Zheng's wife, Mrs. Wang, Wang Xifeng has become a powerful figure in the younger generation within three years after marrying into Jia's family. Naturally, this year's Mid-Autumn Festival banquet will be hosted by her, a junior. .I saw this young lady shuttling between the cups, talking and laughing, and being generous, whether it was a frail and deaf elder or a poor relative who was shy and fawning, she could take care of it properly.After waiting around for a round of hospitality, she returned to the table, first reported a few words to her mother-in-law, Mrs. Xing, and then said to Mrs. Wang: "Brother Bao hasn't arrived yet, I think it was delayed on the way."

Mrs. Wang listened and nodded.Mrs. Xing smiled: "That's right, Hengwu Garden is not close to our Tubi Mountain Villa. Baoyu is no different than when he was a child. No matter what, he has to show his face at the Xue family's own Mid-Autumn Festival banquet before going back and forth. Yes, there will be a delay!"

Hearing her own mother-in-law's hidden intentions, Wang Xifeng glanced at her aunt, only to see Mrs. Wang put down her wine glass, and said calmly: "Sister-in-law is right."

Seeing her very calm face, Mrs. Xing secretly smiled.She is not Jia She's original spouse, her mother's family has long been in decline, and she has nothing to do with her. Although she is Mrs. Wang's sister-in-law in name, she has actually entered the house several years shorter than her.Facing this noble daughter of the Wang family, it is inevitable that she will be compared everywhere.A few years ago, when Jia Yuanchun had the hottest fight with the former Secretary-General of Blue Star, even the entire Jia family had to take advantage of Mrs. Wang's influence, which made Mrs. Xing, who had to fight with Mrs. Wang everywhere, feel even more annoyed.But as Jia Yuanchun fell out of favor, Baoyu, whom Mrs. Wang regarded as her darling, married Miss Xue's family under the guidance of Mrs. Jia. Mrs. Xing's anger that had been pent up for many years can be regarded as smooth.

So what if the eldest daughter used to be beautiful?Isn't she just an abandoned woman now, thinking that if she hides in an alien planet and doesn't come back, others won't poke her back?No matter how smart the youngest son is, so what?The man at the helm of the Xue family is not the one who gets married. After his son gets married, he lives in the Xue family directly.Yes, she also has a little daughter Tanchun under her hand, that girl is obedient and obedient, but who doesn't know that that girl was born by Aunt Zhao outside?

Haha, it's really ridiculous, hahahaha!

The more Mrs. Xing thought about it, she became proud, and was about to hurt Mrs. Wang a few more words, when she saw Wang Xifeng's assistant Ping'er rushing over and bowed to them: "Two old ladies, madam, the aircraft of the second son has already stopped. Ping got in touch."

It's time to come back!Mrs. Xing suddenly felt disappointed, and then heard Ping'er say: "The contact signal connected together is Miss Daiyu's... Her flying machine is right behind the second young master."

The joyful look at the arrival of her son hadn't surfaced for a little bit, but she was suppressed. Mrs. Wang clasped her hands tightly in front of her, her complexion turned white in an instant, and her voice was calm: "Girl Lin is here too. ? Why didn’t you say anything in advance?”

Mrs. Xing really couldn't hold back her smile this time.That girl Lin's family was dilapidated more than ten years ago, so she didn't have to worry about it.But this girl and Baoyu were raised together by Jiamu's side since they were young. The two children entered and exited Si Tisi's intimacy. If the younger generation makes trouble, it will be good to watch Mrs. Wang make a fool of herself.Therefore, Mrs. Xing never pointed out this layer of window paper, and only let the people below discuss it in private, and she listened to it secretly for fun.

Unexpectedly, within two years, Daiyu sent Jia Mu to go to college, and Baoyu married Baochai again. Mrs. Xing's gloating heart had nowhere to vent, and she was aggrieved for a long time.It was not until later that Baoyu had no children for a long time after marriage, and Daiyu remained celibate. For this reason, Mrs. Wang forced her to go on blind dates everywhere, so that she secretly read a lot of jokes and came back.

But how can those little jokes compare with what is about to happen!Jia Jue, as the son-in-law of the Xue family, did not attend the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet of the Xue family, but left his wife alone, without even saying hello, and brought his young lover to the Jia family to show up!And this little love is still his dear and dear aunt!

Without waiting for Mrs. Wang to respond, Mrs. Xing said with a smile on her face: "Girl Lin is here too? It's so rare, Miss Feng, Ping'er, what are you waiting for? Why don't you hurry up and invite her in!"

The author has something to say: Author Fungus: Happy Winter Solstice!

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