Strange Anecdote of Sister Lin [Comprehensive]

"A childish man is really the most helpless creature in the world." Ah Xiang said with emotion.A certain beast dressed up by the doctor lay on the table as if it had no bones, and complained in a low voice with a smile: "Ah Xiang, don't generalize, a mature and charming man like me is not like those two childish ghosts." .”

"Is it like..." Ah Xiang looked at the sky.Although she didn't speak, anyone could read her thoughts from the tangled aura exuding from her body—this was only more childish.

Daiyu nodded lightly in deep agreement, tried to ignore the two "childish ghosts" who were competing, drank a spoonful of tea porridge, and pursed her lips.

The two who were collectively stamped "childish" by a person, a ghost and a beast are She Sheng and Ghost Lantern.

"Whoosh!" Ghost Lamp let go of his fingers, and the arrow shot out, hitting the bull's-eye.The stall owner smiled and brought the largest green watermelon in the prize category and placed it at the feet of Ghost Lantern: "You really deserve to be Mr. Ghost Lantern. No ghost in hell can match this archery skill!"

She Sheng pursed his lips when he heard the words, stepped forward to pick up a bow in silence, drew the string, and loosened his fingers. "嗖——啪", right in the heart.The stall owner brought out the most bunch of bananas: "This gentleman's archery is also very good."

Xie Sheng glanced at the ghost lamp from the corner of his eye, his expression was more provocative than provocative.Ghost Lamp's face remained motionless, but Tanshou drew another arrow, shot it, and hit the bull's-eye again.The stall owner brought another smaller watermelon and placed it next to the big watermelon just now: "I shot it without blinking, Master Ghost Lantern is indeed the best in hell..." Before the words fell, only the string trembled slightly. , An arrow missed the eye and hit the bullseye of the target on the side.

She Sheng maintained his bow and arrow posture, raised his chin towards the ghost lamp, and silently called for a fight.The stall owner shut his mouth and brought out another bunch of bananas.

"Whoosh!" The watermelon was finished, and this time it was replaced with two pears.

"Whoosh!" The bananas were also taken away and replaced with a melon.

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You shoot one arrow, I shoot one arrow, the arrow will never fail, and the arrow will never fail.The piles of fruits piled up at the feet of the two rose higher and higher, and the fruits left on the prizes were like the sad hair of an old man, becoming more and more sparse.What complements the two is the increasingly green complexion of the stall owner.Seeing the last strawberry being pinched out by the stall owner's trembling hands, it was placed on the top of the fruit mountain at Xie Sheng's feet. The red color was so deep that the stall owner's pale face was like a pale paper lantern, and the ghost lamp remained motionless. : "Thirty vs. thirty, a draw." Glancing at She Sheng, "Competition again?"

"Win once, put the prize back." He added, "You win, and one-third of the debt is forgiven. I win, and let me go to work in the living hell."

She Sheng did not answer, but drew an arrow from the quiver in his hand, and categorically expressed his answer with actions.

"The two of them had a great time." Seeing that they had won all the prizes, they thought they could calm down, but who would have thought that one person and one ghost would change the odd conditions to continue the competition. Aside from his rivalry with Bai Ze, Master Ghost Lamp has never been so naive. If he didn't know the ins and outs of the matter, I would have suspected that he and Mr. Yinzhen had other deep hatreds besides the snapdragon."

Daiyu's helplessness was even worse than hers.

She Sheng usually seems to be a bit lazy, a bit willful, and a bit bad-tempered, but unexpectedly he has a strong determination to win.After suffering under the hands of Gui Deng, he seized the opportunity and was determined to get back his face.Perhaps the dignity of a man should not be underestimated. Facing his childish provocations, the ghost lamp is like the tip of a needle, and everything must be considered to the end.It's just that she and Axiang are suffering, at least these two are their companions invited to swim together, Xiaobai and Leilang, two restless animals, can go to play elsewhere, but they can't abandon them The two played alone, so they had to wander around.Killing the time, patiently waiting for the two naive guys to come out with a winner.

After wandering around, he found food that matched Daiyu's taste at the opposite stall.The dark red ceramic tableware contained soft and glutinous tea porridge, the color of the porridge was like jade, and the fragrance of the tea was clear and fragrant, which made Daiyu's spleen and stomach, which was stunned by hell delicacies, slowly stretch out.The stall owner is a man dressed as a pharmacist, with a strangely young and handsome face, the end of his eyes is looking at the vermilion flower mark, and the pupils of his eyes are as black as deep ink. When he noticed Daiyu who was looking at him, the young man smiled brightly Chun, with a provocative voice, called out: "The freshly brewed tea porridge is refreshing and heat-dispelling. A bowl costs 200 yuan. Do you want to have a taste of this beautiful and lovely lady?"

Daiyu: ...

Daiyu was moved by herself, but when he shouted, she suddenly didn't want to eat anymore.Seeing her turn around and leave, Ah Xiang quickly took her by the arm: "Try it, you haven't eaten much at night. Bai Ze usually has such a temper, just get used to it. Bai Ze, Daiyu and I want two tea porridges .”

"Momotaro, two servings of tea and porridge." The young man turned his head to the assistant with a smile.

White Pond?Is he the mythical beast Bai Ze that Daji said was "beautiful, good-tempered, docile and rich, and can always borrow money from ghost lamps to go shopping in flower streets"?Daiyu stopped in astonishment.Momotaro had already served the porridge, and Bai Ze brought it to them himself.This overly friendly and familiar character really deviates from the high-cold setting of the beast. Daiyu looked at the porridge bowl and then at him, and couldn't help asking: "Will the beast come to the Flower Street to set up a stall?"

Bai Ze laughed twice: "At this time of the year, there is a lot of excitement in Zhonghe Hell, of course you have to come. Of course, the most important thing is that you can meet a beautiful girl like you here." He said Across the desk, he moved his face a little closer to her, his eyes were so affectionate, "I don't know if I have the honor to know your name?"

It should be an honor for a mortal to be asked his name by a divine beast.It's a pity that this divine beast is so out of shape that Daiyu can't feel a sense of honor.Of course, out of politeness, she still replied politely: "Miangui's surname is Lin, and the upper one is Dai and the lower one is Yu."

She uses Chinese.

Bai Ze was stunned, and switched back to Chinese: "So you are from China? Daiyu, are you here to visit Hell? I am very familiar with Hell. I can be your tour guide all day long. The kind that is always on call!"

The accent is really weird.No wonder he was eliminated by Daji as "I have been wandering around for a long time, and I can't even speak my mother tongue fluently, and I speak Chinese in a weird way".Daiyu silently switched back to Japanese and said, "I'm not a tourist, I'm just working in hell."

"Work here? Then we can see each other often in the future!" Bai Ze smiled, and he didn't even notice it, and he naturally switched back to Japanese following Daiyu's language, "I don't know when I will be able to appreciate it, Have a meal together?"

It is true that as Daji said, speaking Japanese is much smoother than Chinese.Daiyu secretly smiled.After hearing this, Ah Xiang said: "Daiyu is only staying in hell temporarily, as long as she finds a way to return to the original world, she will go back with her companion, Mr. Yinzhen."

"Mr. Silver? Such a special surname, I have only heard of one person in the whole hell..." Bai Ze rested his elbows and chatted with them, ignoring the pedestrians who showed interest in his tea porridge when passing by, He didn't have the slightest sense of self-consciousness that a businessman should have, and he only had the light of gossip in his eyes, "Could it be that silver scorpion who fell from the sky a while ago and killed a lot of snapdragon grass that that guy worked so hard to cultivate?" ?Hahaha I heard that guy was depressed for days because of this!"

"It's him." Ah Xiang pointed towards the archery booth opposite, "I don't know why there is such a disagreement, and they are fighting again."

Bai Ze immediately stood on tiptoe, stretched his neck and shouted towards the opposite side: "Yin Yusheng! Please do your best! Show him some color!" Turning his head, he said to Daiyu with a smile: "I've heard about you, but I didn't expect that there would be such a beautiful and elegant girl as Daiyu. The climate of hell is not suitable for you. Are you interested in coming to my Bliss full moon work? I still lack pharmacists.”

Daiyu said politely: "No need, I am very satisfied with my current job. However, if Lord Bai Ze doesn't mind, can you let me do an exclusive interview when you have time?"

Bai Ze's eyes lit up: "Waiting for you anytime!"

After two rounds of strange gambling games where all the prizes were won and the prizes were sent back, the wrestling between Shesheng and Ghost Lantern finally declared victory because Ghost Lantern shot an arrow at Bai Ze who was addicted to teasing beauties and could not extricate himself. It's just that such a victory is no different from letting go of water. Even if the debt has shrunk by one-third, it can't comfort Xie Sheng's frustration from being crushed and beaten by a ghost lamp.

"You still have talent." At that time, the most powerful evil spirit in Japan's hell carried a mace and commented coldly, "It's very suitable to be a jailer who specializes in torture."

Hearing this, She Sheng was indignant: "I'd rather be a cleaner!"

Although the world-famous Yinzhen Group is the direct branch of Emperor Qitian's blood, but in the era of Emperor Qitian, it is actually just a ghost department that occupies one-third of his power.The alien demon world created by Emperor Qitian is divided into three parts: demon, evil, and ghost, also known as the first hall of the devil dragon, the second hall of the devil dragon, and the third hall of the devil dragon.After Emperor Qitian retired from the world, the three parts separated in name and developed into different fields, but in fact there is still an unbreakable secret alliance in the dark.Xie Sheng's mother, Jiu Huo, is the current head of the evil department, the Second Hall of Demon Dragons, while Yan Mo Hanyan, whom the brothers regard as their uncle, is the leader of the Demon Department, the First Hall of Demon Dragons.The Demon Dragon Palace is a giant in the military, and there are countless people with ancient martial arts and superpowers who have been secretly cultivated.And Xie Sheng, this idle dog slave who seems to have nothing to do except walk the dog all day long, has actually become the number one master of the Demon Dragon Palace since he was 15 years old. The famous genius boy.

Geniuses have always had the arrogance of a genius, let me be a torture jailer who has nothing but brute force?There are no doors!

Ghost Lantern put down the long bill, narrowed his eyes, and his eyes were extremely kind: "Then, let's do odd jobs and pay off the debt."

Just like that, She Sheng yelled at himself as the cleaner of Yan Mo Hall with just one sentence.

By the way, the first two characters in the name of the demon Lord Yan Mo Hanyan of the Demon Dragon First Hall are exactly "Yan Mo", which perfectly coincides with the first two characters in the name of the Lord Yan Mo King of the Fifth Hall of Hell.

Ghost Lantern and She Sheng, one is the first assistant officer under Yan Mo Lord, and the other is the first assassin under Yan Mo Lord... Therefore, we can explain the various grievances that She Sheng has about Ghost Lantern Because, same-sex repels each other—ah no, it's "enemies set against each other, irreconcilable".

The author has something to say: Bai Ze's Chinese proficiency was silently disdainful by sister Lin. She Sheng and Ghost Lamp collided with many settings, no wonder they don't like each other!

And don't look at Xi Sheng's appearance as a dog nerd, he is a genius master of the military's young and strong faction in private, heh heh heh