How Could This Cat Tease Me?

On New Year's Eve, Xia Rong struggled out of Su Chi's arms because of embarrassment, and ran home to spend the new year with Xia's mother.

In fact, it was also because Xia's mother knew who he came out to meet. If he didn't go back, the charge of "greedy for beauty" would definitely not escape, and he would not even think about raising his head in front of his mother in a short time.

But on the second day of the new year, he was pressed on the bed by Su Chi on the grounds of "compensation".

Xia Rong "compensated" for a whole night until his voice became hoarse.

"Lanzhou Ji" was officially completed in May, and the filming took half a year. During this period, Xia Rong and Su Chi were almost immersed in the filming, except for the scandal that was published in the newspapers, and there was little exposure.During this time, the fans of the two are all waiting to be fed, especially Xia Rong's "pompoms", who have been used to his high-exposure traffic route before. Starting from "Infernal Edge", they suddenly made a low-key transformation, eating dirt in silence for a while In [-], they had no "food" to eat, and they cried all day under Xia Rong and Su Chi's Weibo, begging Xia Rong to show up.

At the beginning of May, they finally ushered in the dawn of hope - the recording of the second season of "Liang Shanbo and Romeo" began!

Although it was only recorded, every move of the program group has attracted much attention. The lineup of the second season alone has been searched several times.Xia Rong Su Chi had just finished filming "Lanzhou Ji", and started recording the second season of "Liang Ou" without stopping.

Due to the good response of the first season and the large number of fans, in order to prevent the first episode from being too much disturbed by external factors and the content of the show leaked, the program team directly chose the first episode to be filmed in Neon Country.

The program team did a great job of keeping secrets. After Xia Rong and the others arrived at the recording location, they found out about the guest lineup for this season—Gao Junming and Kang Yifan did not renew their contracts for various reasons. There were two replacements, one of whom was a well-known "model "Actor" Hou Xu, and the other is Shen Hege, the male lead of the campus web drama who has become popular this year.

Hou Xu's personal image is tough, and he has martial arts skills. He has portrayed many hormone-filled tough guys in movies. He is 32 years old this year. In terms of age and qualifications, he has become the big brother of the "Liang Ou Gang".

Although it has been known for a long time that some people will not renew the contract, it is quite surprising that Hou Xu will fill the seat.In this way, the original gimmick of "all male gods and fresh meat" of the program group has been shaken a bit, but Hou Xu's popularity is bigger, and passers-by's recognition and favorability are also higher, so the advantages outweigh the disadvantages .

And the other Shen Hege is the popular internet celebrity that the program group likes to use to fill the vacant position. He is of the same type as Gao Junming. It can drive topics and also give some freshness to middle-aged and elderly audiences who are used to watching TV dramas.

According to a rough estimate, Hou Xu replaced Kang Yifan's nationality and Gao Junming's physical strength, and Shen Hege replaced Gao Junming's topicality and Kang Yifan's vitality—the overall demand and entertainment distribution remained unchanged. It seems that the program It took great pains to select people in the group.

In the final analysis, the most important thing for a variety show guest is not the celebrity or popularity, but the guest's own sense of variety show. People are fun and have a stalk. Even if you are an unknown person, the audience will like to watch you; , If you can’t make a fuss, even if you have tens of thousands of girl fans, the audience will just yawn and turn the channel.

At this time, it was the end of the cherry blossom festivals in various parts of the neon country, and the late cherry blossoms were in full bloom. The program team did not forget to keep their own "political correctness" characteristics, try to only shoot natural beauty, and do not take the guests to experience any "local" culture".

They even created a "Chinese ancient poetry shorthand game" under the cherry tree, vowing to promote Chinese culture in foreign lands.The program group provided a bunch of cards, each of which was a poem about cherry blossoms written by the ancients, and the members of the two teams were given 1 minute to memorize.

An obstacle course is set up under the cherry blossom trees. The person who asks the question stands at the end of the course and speaks the first line of a certain poem. The team members are combined in pairs, and the group that carries the other on its back, climbs over the obstacle, and reaches the finish line first answers the poem. In the next sentence, if the answer is correct, one point will be added to your team, and if the answer is wrong, you will return to the starting point and start over from the beginning.

This time, Xia Rong and Su Chi are not in the same group. They are Xia Rong, Zhang Xin, and Hou Xu, and Su Chi, Ye Mang, and Shen Hege are in the same group. The "old man" will lead the newcomers so that they can integrate into the program more quickly. .

In order to give newcomers more chances to perform, the first round was played first. Xia Rong's team was played by Hou Xu and Zhang Xin, while Su Chi's team was played by Su Chi and Shen Hege.

Before the start, the few people who were going to play were doing warm-up exercises at the starting point. Xia Rong moved a small horse, biting the leftover cherry blossom pancakes from the last round, and sat not far from the starting point, intending to take a closer look at his Su Chi heroic.

Shen and the singer pinched the small card, looked at Su Chi and said, "Brother Chi, will I carry you later?"

Su Chi took a look at his thin body and said, "Let me carry you on my back."

"Thank you, Brother Chi! Brother Chi, the sun is so bright today." Shen Hege raised his hand to cover his eyes again, and said, "Have you worn sunscreen? I always feel that the brand of sunscreen I changed to is not moisturizing enough and not suitable for me." This kind of dry skin."

Su Chi said politely: "I put it in the rest area, you can get it later."

"Thank you Brother Chi, I think your skin is really good." Shen Hege paused for a moment, and then said, "Why are your legs so long! You must have practiced for this figure, right? Where did you practice, can you introduce it to me?" ?”

Su Chi said, "I'll give you their business cards when the show is finished."

Shen Hege said, "Okay, thank you Brother Chi! Brother Chi..."

Shen Hege became popular as the male protagonist of a campus web drama, but this web drama is not a traditional small fresh love campus drama, but a suspenseful thriller adventure story that takes place in the campus background. A group of rough men surrounded Shen Hege. He Ge, a high-IQ puzzle-solving master, solves and deciphers all the way, which is quite like the stars holding the moon.

Therefore, although Shen Hege was one year older than Xia Rong, he was handsome and fair, with delicate eyebrows and eyes full of childishness, just like a college student who just graduated from school.He circled around Su Chi to praise, praise, and ask questions. At first glance, he looked like a little fan worshiping a big brother, very harmless.

"Brother Chi, why don't I carry you on my back? Don't think I look small, I'm very heavy..." After Su Chi said "it's okay" again, Shen Hege smiled so much that his eyes rolled up, "Then trouble you When I go back, you supervise me to lose weight, and I will work hard!"

The fragrance under the cherry blossom tree was like snow, which made his cheeks blush.

Xia Rong made a "crack" sound, only to realize that he had eaten up the cherry blossom pancakes and was chewing the packaging bag bitterly.

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Fortunately, Su Chi's memory is quite good. In the first round, he answered the next sentence cleanly and scored in one fell swoop. In the second round, Ye Mang was replaced.After Ye Mang came on the field, Shen Hege was visibly sluggish, and his eyes kept drifting towards Su Chi intentionally or unintentionally. As a result, Xia Rong and the others got points, a one-to-one tie.

In order to allow as much post-production material as possible for easy editing, the game session adopts a nine-game five-win system, yes, nine games and five wins!Rao had to take care of the newcomers, several people took turns to go on stage, and ran down dozens of times back and forth with heavy loads, Xia Rong also felt that he was about to run out of breath, his thighs were numb, his calves were twisted, and he was almost unconscious.

——The illusion of the last episode of the last season was so sweet that Xia Rong almost forgot how cruel and inhumane this program group always treats guests.Until the director team finally announced that Su Chi's Romeo team won the game by one point, the six people lying on the ground waved their hands symbolically, saying: Whatever you say, I mean nothing Won't get up again.

They recorded the two games for an entire afternoon. When they finished work, the director asked them to go back and have a good sleep. There will be "bigger challenges" tomorrow. Hearing the bad news, everyone sighed and stepped on the twilight go back.

Because the program group did not rent a suitable bus in Nihong, they rented several small cars to pick up and drop off the guests. Each car, excluding the driver and the cameraman who followed the film, could just seat two guests.When Xia Rong saw Ye Mang packing up his things in the rest area, the cover of "The Little Prince" flashed by. With a thought, he greeted Su Chi, and ran to sit in the same car with Ye Mang.

"Have you always carried it with you?" Xia Rong couldn't help asking as Ye Mang put the "Little Prince" on his lap and gently stroked the cover.

"Not at all." Ye Mang smiled, "It was always kept in the bottom of the box, until recently I heard about a very miraculous thing, so I couldn't resist digging it out to have a look and feel a little emotional."

"Oh..." Xia Rong didn't know whether he should ask what the "miraculous thing" was, and hesitated.

"He asked you to hand over this book to me." Unexpectedly, Ye Mang said it on his own initiative, but because there were outsiders present, he said it very cryptically, "At first I thought he had come out and wanted to bid farewell to the past, so I was a little angry after I got it, so I put it at the bottom of the box. It wasn’t until I found out what happened recently, and I dug it out again, that I realized that he didn’t mean it..."

He opened the title page of the book, and someone wrote a paragraph in beautiful English cursive characters on it. Xia Rong followed to read it, only to find that it was a classic quotation from "The Little Prince". The translation roughly reads:

"To me, you're just a boy, like thousands of other boys. I don't need you. You don't need me. To you, I'm just a fox, and the others Thousands of foxes are no different. But if you tame me, we will need each other. To me, you are unique in my world; to you, I am unique in your world only."

The beginning of the sentence is ToLee, and the inscription is Amber. Lee and Amber are the English names of Li Yan and An Yiran respectively.

This should be the book that An Yiran gave to Li Yan back then, borrowing the book to confess his love, it seems that there is a childish and old-fashioned romance.

The ink is a bit old, and it can be seen that it has been rubbed repeatedly, but now, under this paragraph, there is an extra line that is obviously newly written and in different handwriting. The English translation is:

"If you want to tame a human being, you run the risk of crying."

"He is willing to bear this kind of danger for the rest of his life." Ye Mang said, "So he wanted to tell me this."

"What is that miraculous thing...?" Xia Rong couldn't help being curious.

"It should be regarded as God's reward for his persistence." Ye Mang smiled and said, "It's not convenient for me to talk about this matter, and you will know when you join the group."

"Okay..." In fact, he didn't intend to ask, but Ye Mang aroused his curiosity and didn't tell him, which made people scratch their heads a bit.But Ye Mang didn't say anything, he didn't have to ask, and when he looked up, he found that the driver and cameraman in front of him were looking back at them frequently. Xia Rong simply took out his phone and played around nonchalantly.

Unexpectedly, after only playing two games, Ye Mang nudged him and motioned him to look at his phone: "It's interesting to see our newcomer."

"Huh?" Xia Rong leaned over to look, and found that Shen Hege's Weibo homepage was on Ye Mang's phone. The latest Weibo was:

[Shen Hege: The road to the one I love is extremely difficult, but I will definitely work hard to defeat the big monster! #梁山伯与罗米奥第二季# [Picture]]

On the surface, it seems that this is an ordinary pre-heating microblog for program promotion, because the theme of "Liang Shanbo and Romeo" is to save their beloved goddess through many checkpoints.But in fact, this theme has been infinitely downplayed in the later stages of the show, and few guests mentioned this stalk when promoting the show.

Therefore, Shen Hege's microblog seems to be very meaningful.

"Tsk... You can see it too?" Xia Rong said.

Ye Mang said: "I've been by their side all day today. He's quite obvious, much more obvious than you were then."

"...I was in a different situation than him at the time." Xia Rong had a fierce face, "He is quite courageous, and he robs me, isn't he afraid that I will block him?"

"A newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, not to mention that Wu Yuxin and Liang Kai are still filming, so they don't think you are a tiger anymore." Ye Mang smiled, "He treats you like a big monster and vows to knock you down."

"Okay." After staying with Su Chi for a long time, Xia Rong also learned Su Chi's calmness, and smiled slightly, "Then let him see how powerful the big monster is."

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The car arrived at the underground parking lot of the Neon Hotel. When Xia Rong got out of the car, he found that Su Chi's car arrived almost at the same time as them.

Su Chi and Shen Hege dressed low-key and got off the car one after the other. Shen Hege had his eyes bent and was talking to Su Chi with a smile.It seemed that while Xia Rong was satisfying his curiosity, Shen Hege did not miss every opportunity to get in touch with his "beloved".

At this time, there was no one in the parking lot, and the four of them turned their heads casually, just in time to see each other directly.

Xia Rong straightened his collar and walked in front of the two of them imposingly.

Shen Hege straightened up nervously, and took another small step towards Su Chi.

Ye Mang lit a cigarette with great interest, ready to see how the "big monster" will show its power.

Hold silently for three seconds.

War seemed imminent.

Xia Rong stretched his arms around Su Chi, leaned against him like a cat, and said lazily, "My back hurts."

Su Chi:?

Ye Mang: ...