How Could This Cat Tease Me?

On the TV screen, Xia Rong squatted down and picked up the kitten that was holding onto his trouser leg.

At this time, the program was subtitled "How did it come here?", and when Yingduan started licking Xia Rong's fingers, two lines of lasagna tears were put on the P under the eyes later, and the pupils also became tears The light flashed, followed by the words "Big brother, do you know where my master is?"

In fact, the orientation of the editing can be seen from the subtitles. Xia Rong's heart sank a little, but he still turned his head and joked with Su Chi: "Look, I'm your big brother—"

Su Chi took a piece of chicken wing with a half-smile and stuffed it into his mouth: "Yes, you are really good."

Xia Rong had a laugh, turned his face and continued to watch TV, but with the fragrant food in his mouth, and seeing the subtle editing of the program, he didn't seem so uncomfortable anymore - he was on the screen, talking to the staff I made a generous statement: "Don't tell Su Chi yet! This is a good opportunity for our team to overtake them! Who told Su Chi to be so stupid that he could even lose his own cat, and this cat will play with us, Chai Chai...Let's let Let him find it!"

Beside him is a cartoon villain with devil horns on his head who is laughing on his hips, and the cat version of Su Chi on the side is teary again by P, with flashing special effects and "tears" covering most of his face, almost To lose sight of its true appearance.

——In fact, this is also good, that is, Su Chi forgot to cover his ears when he ran over, and let his ears lie down after being reminded by Xia Rong.Now that the screen is full of special effects, it makes it difficult for people to notice the problem of whether the ears are folded or not at a glance.

Xia Rong thought about comforting himself, and continued to look down, but the camera interspersed with Zhang Xin and Gao Junming.It turned out that Zhang Xin’s task at that time was to find a 55-year-old aunt in green clothes and long hair in the square, and learn square dancing from her. The famous task is to jump into a big cardboard box full of stickers, roll around in it, let yourself stick more than the specified number of stickers all over your body, and then jump out and shake off all these stickers by "dancing". Get started, and you can't pass the level until all the stickers are dropped.

Xia Rong watched Zhang Xin with a distressed and pretty face, following the square dancing auntie, making all kinds of funny dance moves; Twisted shouted "Ahhh" as if he was cheering himself up.

It's no wonder that when I saw them later, their expressions were so bad. Compared with them, the challenges I experienced were like heaven!

Variety shows are originally fun to see hard-working guests perform, and now they are paired with imaginative BGM in the later stage, sometimes "Ode to Joy", sometimes "The Divine Comedy of Drawing the Sword", and finally a loud and lively song "Eighteen Bends on the Mountain Road", together with the precise editing of ghosts and animals, let the two of them accurately step on the rhythm of the soundtrack, and the comedy effect suddenly rose sharply, making the audience who laughed as low as Xia Rong suddenly feel nothing. Forgot, laughing until he hit the bed: "Hahahahaha he is a genius in the later stage hahahaha..."

The screen turned, and he returned to the answering booth that impressed Xia Rong deeply, and the cat version of Su Chi next to him had two lines of lasagna tears on his face——

Su Chi: "Are you still a genius?"

Xia Rong said deeply: "Geniuses and devils are often only in the blink of an eye."

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"The Pythagorean Theorem is used in "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic"..."

When Xia Rong encountered the question that made him scratch his head, the cat version Su Chi next to him stretched out his friendly paws.

... Although in Xia Rong's eyes it is "The Claw of Friendship", in the actual program, Su Chi is pitifully pitied by P, with the words "I will help you with the questions, can you take me to the master Is it?"

Afterwards, Xia Rong followed the instructions of Su Chi, the cat version, and pressed the option, and four large characters "answer correctly" popped up on the screen of the booth, indicating that he had successfully cleared the level.In the later period, cheers and celebratory sounds were added at the right time, and a colorful salute was released in the center of the screen, and bright yellow stars burst out from the eyes of the British shorthair cat, showing its eager anticipation.

Immediately afterwards, Xia Rong was seen casually stroking its back with his hand, and said to the camera: "Leave it alone, hurry up and move on to the next part."

The cat's exaggerated heartbreak special effects + sound effects are already expected, and this time next to Xia Rong, there is also a vivid red demon villain, with a big head and a small body, with a cute style of painting.However, in this scene, I wonder if the audience will still find it cute?

Then, when the camera turned, it was Su Chi running on the road, and the surrounding lights were just turned on. He was out of breath and looked around in a daze, as if he was anxiously looking for something but couldn't get it. The subtitle slowly appeared "My baby, where are you?"

……

Xia Rong took a sip of Coke and said, "You really know how to cut."

Su Chi said: "This should be the third round when I rushed to the TV tower, the timeline is obviously wrong."

"Yeah." Xia Rong sighed, leaned back, and said, "That's why they know how to cut..."

The same language, the same picture, but after being subtly cut and scrambled, the meaning becomes completely different.Although the editing did not come out of nothing, fabricated Xia Rong's "evil deeds", and incidentally clarified the "premeditated robbery" oriented in the trailer, but such a oriented "Qianqiu brushwork" can easily pull the audience's subconscious silently Come on, mainstream audiences are actually easily incited by editing.If there is no editing in favor of Xia Rong, then the direction of public opinion after the end of this issue...is hard to say.

Xia Rong was upset, and wanted to lean back to find a support, but he didn't expect something soft but hard to touch his back. He turned his head and found that it was Su Chi's arm.

Before he knew it, he suddenly realized that the two of them were sitting so close.

He himself was eager to comment on the show, so he sat cross-legged forward, and Su Chi was further back. In fact, the horizontal distance between the two of them was already negative.

Before Xia Rong could say anything, Su Chi withdrew his arm calmly and said, "Why don't you interact with Weibo later?"

"...Ah?" Xia Rong was stunned for a moment, but was successfully distracted, "Don't worry, let's talk about it after seeing the audience's reaction. We didn't talk before, but suddenly interacted so frequently, those who didn't know thought they were going to fire CP Woolen cloth."

"...Well." Su Chi paused, and said, "The editing is already like this, you can discuss it with your agent in advance and make a plan in advance."

"Sister Yi definitely doesn't need me to look for her." Xia Rong fished the phone aside, swipe the screen saver to unlock it, and after seeing the new news on it, he smiled slightly, "I'll just say it. Look at the action quickly, right? The news has already passed." Sent it."

Shu Yi is more efficient than he imagined. The first one is that 10 minutes ago, he relayed the explanation given to them by a director of the program group, to the effect that "the editing of the first issue was made by the program group as a last resort for the topic. It will not damage Xia Rong's image, and I guarantee that the next issue will definitely improve, and it will be easier to attract favorability and die-hard loyalty with counterattack character design."

Next is Shu Yi's own comment: "This editing guide is controversial, but it does not have any substantial damage. I think we can observe it and watch it after the second episode airs."

Xia Rong replied: "Well, then how do I respond to my decision on Weibo?"

Shuyi looked rational and calm, but she was already angered: "Okay, in fact, it's best not to respond, and we'll find out when the show comes out next week. If they still slander you so much next week, we'll break the contract and leave. Let them open the skylight!"

Xia Rong knew that Shuyi was speaking out of anger, but if it really developed to that point, they would not be able to afford the tens of millions of damages.This is the fundamental reason why their entire team can hold their breath and be worthy of the program group.

Shu Yi sent another sentence: "I have already asked the public relations to look at the wind direction on the Internet, and will come out to guide it in due course. It will not be large-scale, and the main thing is to wait and see. There are more."

Xia Rong: "?"

Shuyi: "Can you consciously stay away from Su Chi? Every time the two of you meet, it will be bad!"

"..." Xia Rong turned his head to glance at someone sitting beside him, and said silently in his heart: This... probably won't work.

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It's already 11:30 in the evening, excluding commercials, the program has been played for 70 minutes, there should be more than ten minutes left, but Xia Rong doesn't have the mood to watch it any longer.

Objectively speaking, the program is very interesting, full of laughs, tight rhythm, hilarious and warm coexistence, but the game format is not new, and the main funny tasks are concentrated on the six guests.Even from this half period, Xia Rong can already see the rudiments of the characters set for them by the program group: Ye Mang is the big brother next door with leadership, Kang Yifan is the heartless and energetic little sun, Gao Junming is the physical strength responsible , Zhang Xin is a tsundere foodie homeboy, Su Chi is aloof and highly intelligent, and Xia Rong...

He should be the only villain among them.

The final shot, like the trailer, was fixed on the scene where Su Chi pushed Xia Rong against the tree trunk. Su Chi was burning with anxiety, Xia Rong was triumphant, and there was a lot of preparation ahead. Xia Rong even felt that if he was pure Just an ordinary viewer watching the show, he should also think: Why is this Xia Rong so annoying?Don't do your own tasks well, and grab others' when you fall behind?

The advertisement has already started to play on the TV screen, Xia Rong is still slightly fascinated by it.Su Chi took the remote control from him, turned off the TV, and said, "It's almost twelve o'clock, and we have to film tomorrow, so go to bed early."

"I don't." Xia Rong came back to his senses, picked up his phone, and entered Weibo, "I have to see what they say about me..."

【Notice: 9999+】

【Chat: 9760】

The newly revised Weibo notification page made him very annoyed. @, comments, and likes were all crowded together, which wasted space and reduced viewing efficiency. It seemed even more annoying now.

[xxx commented on your Weibo: I just finished watching Liang Ou, uh, why are you like this? 】

[xxxx commented on your Weibo: If your team lags behind, you should work hard, catch up, grab other people's things, and prevent others from doing tasks? [angry]】

[xxx reposted your Weibo: After reading Liang Ou, I am a little disappointed with Xia Rong [erha] Is the young master's temper really only suitable for viewing from a distance and not being obscene [doge]]

[xxxx reposted your Weibo: I feel sorry for our Su Chi, so pitiful]

【xxx...】

This is all the latest news. Xia Rong clicked on her Weibo. Fortunately, the hot comments were still controlled by her fans:

[Rongrong is super handsome today, confess to our tender brother Rongrong. 】

[Xia Rong firstly didn't break the rules of the game, and secondly, he didn't use any bad means, please, that cat ran over to find him by himself, he just followed the trend, OK? 】

[Have some people never played games?Is it wrong to want to win these days? [Smile]】

[Some of the Holy Mother bitches and Daodedi are so preoccupied when watching a variety show. Did they go home crying and sue their parents when they lost a game when they were young?It's just a game, do you know what a game is? 】

[Take a look at the Weibo [Screenshot] that he personally posted for Su Chi's injustice. He already said that he is a friend, and he doesn't mind. What kind of biscuit are you? 】

……

Xia Rong clicked back and forth on the latest news and popular comments, and his mood fluctuated accordingly.Although as a popular celebrity, he is usually scolded by black fans, but...

Xia Rong rolled around on the bed with his mobile phone in his arms: "...It's so frustrating to be misunderstood!!!"

Rolling and rolling, he realized something was wrong - this bed, seems a little too spacious?Hey, where are the Su Chi people?

He sat up with the messy hair on his head, and patted his knee with a meaty claw, and then, a silver-graded British short-haired came up with a flutter.

Xia Rong threw the phone aside, crossed his legs, let the cat crawl between his legs, sat on his buttocks, raised his head, and stared at him.

It was Xia Rong who couldn't hold back his laughter first, stretched out his hand and scratched Yingshou's chin: "Are you feeling sorry for me? Negative Jing... Oh no, excuse me for being cute?"

Yingduan squinted his eyes comfortably after being scratched by him, and when Xia Rong's hand stopped, it came over and rubbed Xia Rong's finger actively.

"Think I'll forgive you for being cute?" Even though he said so, Xia Rong's hand has already started to pick up its back, obviously very intoxicated by this feeling, "It's so naive... At least give me the belly Just touch it... Ugh! You've got a lot of guts, you still dare to hit me!"

The so-called "slapping" was actually nothing more than breathing on Xia Rong's chest with the pads of his claws.

Yin Gradient Yingshou raised his face again, his big eyes were dark and gleaming, and he said concisely: "The only way to relieve worries is to fight."

"Okay!" Xia Rong was not a person who had never fought in his student days. On the contrary, after entering the entertainment industry, he rarely encountered troubles and had the opportunity to solve them through a quick fight.He gladly accepted the challenge, rolled over, and the clothes he had just put on slipped off again, and a small orange cat with four paws and fluffy white jumped out of it, and pounced on the silver-gray cat in front of him with an "ow".

The two cats scratched from one end of the bed to the other end of the bed, and they beat the sky and the earth, and the sun and the moon were dark... The cat's hair was flying around all over the bed, and the meowing sound was constant.

"You have so much fur... Huh... Forget it, I won't come back tonight, otherwise I would have to clean the bed full of cat fur." ​​The little orange cat suppressed the silver gradient, panting.

Ying Short tried to turn over, but the little orange cat immediately pressed him even tighter, as if forcibly hugging it: "Hey hey hey, let's see how you escaped from my palm...chuck~"

Ying Short said helplessly: "Don't lick it, it will change back in a while."

"Oh." Xia Rong had no choice but to give up the more and more skillful licking posture, buried the cat's face on Yingshort's furry and warm belly, and sighed, "It was much more enjoyable after a fight."

"Don't stick it to me either." Ying Duan raised his jio and kicked him, "...you go up a little bit for me."

Xia Rong rubbed up reluctantly, and rested his head on one of Yingshort's front legs: "It's a good day when there is a cat, and all the troubles are gone..."

Su Chi said: "And they can also take care of each other. If they suddenly become cats, they can be resolved immediately."

Xia Rong leaned on the warm cat's arms, feeling a little drowsy: "Well, yes..."

Su Chi: "So."

Xia Rong: "Well, so..."

Su Chi: "Do you want to move here and live together?"

Xia Rong: "Hmm... um—?!"