The male god's aura is 2.8 meters

Did something happen that he didn't know about?

Su Yunmian feels very wrong recently, not to mention the stupid cousin and the more attentive cousins ​​and friends, but the eyes of the little ghosts.

In addition to the admiration and shyness he is used to, there are also eyes that will go to his waist from time to time, and then seem to be more enthusiastic.Su Yunmian frowned, why?He originally wanted to ask Su Yijin, but felt that it was not important, so he put it aside.

Three-year-old generation gap, how could he and the little ghosts have the same idea, I don't bother to understand.

Su Yunmian has the habit of buying snacks online, not because he likes them very much. At this age, it is very difficult to have snacks that he particularly likes, but...the refrigerator is so big, and he rarely cooks. Su Yijin even bought a lot of them for serving Boxes for snacks, so what to do without piling up snacks?

On this day, he habitually opened the shopping app to buy some glutinous rice cakes. Last time he went home, his grandma and grandma said they were delicious, so he planned to buy some more to take home.

The homepage of the shopping app usually has stores or good things recommended, but Su Yunmian rarely looks at them. His grandma and grandma are ingenious. He and Su Yijin's clothes, shoes and socks have been contracted from spring to east.

Since you don't need it, you don't need to pay attention, but today... Su Yunmian was stunned for three seconds: This is... what's going on?

The push on the homepage reads: If you can't have a male god, then you can have a male god's shirt!

It’s fine if it’s just like that, it’s fine if the gimmick isn’t him, the person on the screen is clearly the same as he lit a cigarette to get vanilla ice cream that time.

Her half-length hair was tied casually, and her shirt was unbuttoned. It could be said that she was naked/topless, especially with a cigarette lit between her fingers.

Su Yunmian's eyes sank little by little, and the pupils were as black as ink with unmelted ice and snow. Shouldn't this part be cut off?Why do the pictures appear on the homepage of the shopping app again?Still in such a sloppy appearance.

He wants to see what kind of shop it is.

Click on it, the sales volume: [-], Su Yunmian was silent for a moment, it is really not weak to make orders.

The following are related questions:

[If I buy this shirt, can I successfully marry a male god? 】

The replies below are also varied: Don't talk about marrying a male god, you can dominate the world.

Buy this shirt, and the god will be on your bed when you get home.

2333 Yes, yes, the male god is yours!

It depends on the value of the face.

No.

I give you the right to dream.

I give you the right to dream.

Su Yunmian rested her forehead with one hand, and there was some interest in her eyes. In what mood did these people say these words?

Scrolling down, there are various interesting questions: [If I buy this shirt, can I have the appearance and figure of a male god? 】

are you dreamingA face that can't be corrected by plastic surgery.

2333 So I can say this again: I give you the right to dream.

6666

2333 can become a standard configuration in the future.

Su Yunmian didn't feel angry at first, so he saw a few weird questions... Wait, didn't he want to contact the store?

Su Yunmian pressed her forehead with her index finger, but just after she clicked on Contact Merchant, the customer service replied immediately:

Dear, I'm customer service 18721220, do you want to inquire about 'Male God's Shirt'?That's right, if you buy this shirt, you can meet a male god.

Satisfy your fangirl heart.

Su Yunmian: ... the male god's shirt?fan girl?

All his social account names are very simple: Fengweicaoge Kanyunmian.

So it was misunderstood because of this?But even if this paragraph wasn't cut, he didn't introduce himself, unless... Su Yunmian thought that Su Yijin's strange and disturbed expression these days must have something to do with him.

Because of the silence, the customer service girl 18721220 over there sent another sentence: It can also satisfy your fanboy's heart. Now you buy the same shirt as the male god and get the same hairband as the male god. Do you want to buy it now?

A big smile at the end.

...What the hell is a male god's headband.

Because he appeared on the homepage of the shopping app inexplicably, he acted as a model in a disguised form, especially whether his name was mentioned too many times in people's questions or comments, such as: I bought it for the male god, the same style as the male god... Su Yunmian was silent After a while, I decided to go to the social networking site to see the specific situation. As for asking my stupid cousin...

Su Yunmian: Why ask others about things you can figure out by yourself?It seemed that he was stupid.

The major forums are still very lively, because it is broadcast internationally, and the programs are watched by people from all over the world. Although they are from different countries, different regions, different languages, and different social networking sites, it is reasonable to say that the people of all countries are completely out of touch.

But... that sentence is well said, Yan dogs have no borders.

Is climbing over the wall a thing?Obviously not in front of the broad masses of intelligent and resourceful people.

And in Aurora, Betty.After Christine and the others published related videos at home and abroad, they went viral. In just a few days, the dormitory management teacher became popular, and the youth from China even surpassed four superstars in the limelight.

And with time, the popularity of the show only rises but never falls.

Just as Lu Yanqiu and the others thought, this person has an irresistible magic power, and everyone wants to bow their heads in front of him.

Lord Yunmian: Look! ! !I specially changed the name for my male god!Isn't it great!The male god is handsome, beautiful and cute!

This is the first comment that Su Yunmian, who just downloaded Weibo, clicked on the popular Weibo and saw it. Su Yunmian tore up the candy wrapper, and he admitted handsomely, beauty and cuteness, where did you see it?

Xia Zhi Weiliang: Now I announce that I unilaterally married Mr. Su, let alone, he is waiting for me in bed now.

Su Yunmian didn't like to play with people since she was a child, especially girls - they are too delicate, and have not been in contact with women for so many years. The impression of women is probably still on paper: elegant, gentle, graceful, or more realistic like Like her mother, she is lively and bright, but there is also a traditional gentleness, introverted and submissive in her bones.

Su Yunmian bit down a piece of candy, girls nowadays are so... interesting?Jokes on the Internet don't seem to be called bold. So far, except for two people who have said such things in front of him, the others... have no such courage.

Linwu: I give you the right to dream.The sitting posture of the boss, I have already obtained the certificate with Mr. Su, and I am holding back in dissatisfaction.

Su Yunmian calmly bit down another piece of candy, just watched without replying and couldn't help but want to repeat a sentence: I also give you the right to dream.

He was watching interestingly, when he suddenly heard someone knocking on the door, cautiously as if afraid of disturbing him, and then the soft and timid voice of the girl: "Mr. Su, you picked up that at the Jianxing Pavilion yesterday." A light blue scarf..."

Su Yunmian was still biting a lollipop when she heard the voice and looked up. It is early autumn, and the beautiful girl at the door has a caramel-colored sweater with a short skirt and small boots. She looks like a flower in her youth.

He seemed even more flustered when he met his gaze.

Su Yunmian held a lollipop in one hand and opened the drawer with the other to put the well-packed scarf on the table. This is one of the responsibilities of the dormitory teacher. If you find something on campus, you should keep it safe and wait for the students to claim it.

He never talked much, and he was even more silent to outsiders. As soon as he put the scarf on the table, he continued to browse Weibo with his head down, chewing on candy. Is this idiot cousin on the cover?

It is better to play the video when it is still alone.

Su Yunmian, who didn't hear the girl take the scarf for a long time, raised her head and said calmly, "Are you still leaving?"

The girl seemed to have seen a scourge, and immediately trotted over, saying repeatedly: "Okay, thank you so much, teacher!"

With some reluctance, he turned his gaze to the young man's fingers holding the black mobile phone. They are beautiful, slender and clean. Mr. Su's hands are really good enough to shoot commercials!Crafted to perfection!

There is a secret that no one else knows except Building A. There is a group in Building A about their dormitory teacher.

Xixi Zhaozhao: Mr. Su's hands are really beautiful!Simply hand-controlled gospel!And today Teacher Su is actually eating a lollipop, playing with a mobile phone in one hand and holding a lollipop in the other hand is really super cute! !It's a pity that I was too timid to shoot. I once again felt that Mr. Su should shoot movies, TV series or various programs, so that the beautiful appearance should be preserved forever.

Liu Seshukuang: Thank you for discovering the crew, if it weren't for them, how would we happily lick the screen.

Ji Mingyue: 2333 plus one

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In the video, Su Yijin still has the silly smile he is used to:

"My brother, whose surname is Su and whose first name is Yunmian, is taken from the two poems written by Wen Zhi Poems and Yun Feng Ji, 'Sit in the sunset fish village listening to the rain, watching Yunmian in the breeze and grass pavilion'."

"Uncle and the others hope that my brother will live a life like a wild crane in the clouds and wild cranes as if he is in a paradise. He will not be burdened by external things or disturbed by outsiders."

There are many good names in history and reality, but his favorite is his own name. I am very grateful to my grandfather for choosing this name for him.

Rather than... the initial proposal of mother and grandfather, regardless of the implication, just said that if he really has a nickname called Goudan or Tie Zhu, Su Yunmian:...

The well-mannered grandfather seems to be a face of advocating science, but in fact... he is very interested in weird things like monsters and ghosts.

I always like to drink with my grandfather and talk about some interesting things, such as Taoist cultivation, horse immortality, and various strange diseases.

It can only be said that Su Yunmian, who seems to be advocating science now, still holds the idea that there are no wonders in the world, and most of them are things that people cannot understand.