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...Brother, please stop making trouble.

What is Su Yijin's impression of his brother?If you have to say it, just two words: perfect.

Good-looking handwriting, good ink and color of traditional Chinese painting, proficient in rhythm, dancing, speaking French beautifully, can do beautiful handicrafts, stable learning, basically maintained at No.1... The most important thing is that he can do it well Meals that are delicious in color and fragrance, especially dessert cakes, can make people laugh just because of their aroma.

So even if his brother doesn't want to become a leader or go into politics or business, he can still teach painting and calligraphy, or be a French translator, or be a pastry chef, Chinese medicine practitioner, programmer, bodyguard coach, etc.

Why did his brother get into trouble with the traffic police and the cash register?It's not that these are bad, they are just professions, but they have nothing to do with what his brother has learned, and his brother's doing these things is really a sense of disobedience.

But since childhood, in his memory, his elder brother acted according to his own ideas at will, no one could stop him, and no one wanted to stop his pace.

The elder brother has his own decision-making ideas, he knows what he wants to do.

What's more, it doesn't matter what kind of job it is. How to judge whether a person is good or not has nothing to do with his occupation, but depends on himself.

There is no doubt that the elder brother is excellent.

Bai Bai Bai Jin: Brother, you must be fine! !Because you are perfect!

Eldest Brother: What do you need to say?

After knowing that my cousin had found a job as a cashier after being laid off, Yan Jiuyun, Lin Chaozong, and Cheng Yunqi: ... my cousin is really headstrong.

Such good conditions, such high ability, such a good family background...doing something wrong, unexpectedly being so overqualified.

Su Yijin doesn't show any signs of leakage, and never tells others about the family's situation. She dresses very ordinaryly, but the three of them know the situation of the Su family very well.

It looks like an ordinary scholarly family, but regardless of business or politics, many people want to respectfully call Mr. Su, Su Buyue and his wife their teachers.Su Yuqing is mainly engaged in jade gambling. In ancient times, there were immortals who turned stones into gold, and here he probably turned stones into jade, and he has accumulated a lot of contacts over the years.

No one knows how much it can be used and how much energy it has, but...it will definitely make the future smooth for my cousin.

Cheng Yunqi couldn't help thinking that the elders of the Su family were really enlightened. If it was him... he didn't dare to think about it, he would probably be beaten to death by his father.

So he smiled and asked Su Yijin, laughing like a wolf with a big tail: "Old Su, tell me where my cousin plans to collect the cash?"

Su Yijin looked wary: "What do you want to do?"

Cheng Yunqi's smile instantly became very decent: "Nothing, I just want to make friends with my cousin."

Just kidding, of course...letting my cousin attract bees and attracting butterflies. With my cousin's personality, he will definitely scare off all the girls without hesitation, so...he can use this to hook up with girls.Hey hey hey hey.

To this, Su Yijin said: Only ghosts will believe you.

Also ugly.

The point is...he doesn't know where the elder brother will receive the cash!Brother elder brother, he was too aloof, tears streaming down his face.

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Here we will talk about our little cousin Su Yijin, who is optimistic, positive, uplifting, likes to eat, drink and have fun, and likes to simplify life.

I hate people who are always pessimistic. You can live your life as you like. People who are always pessimistic and negative are full of negative energy and make people feel bad.

According to the evaluation of family and friends: laughing and happy fool.

Occasionally, he would be a little depressed, but a box of special ice cream for "afternoon tea" or his favorite snacks, or a dish from the elders in the family can make him happy and silly again.

Family and friends are very important, and he has no interest in girls. He is a super brother who always looks like a fan no matter what his brother does.

He likes painting, eating, drinking and having fun, and loves to praise his cousin in fancy ways.

Su Yijin has had the habit of keeping a diary since she was a child. This is evolved from her father. When his father traveled around, he often called home and sent videos. Su Yijin once asked why.

His father gave him a bunch of candied haws, and said with a smile, "Because some of the scenery is beautiful and the food is delicious, it is more suitable for recording."

Shouldn't a diary be used for recording?

Su Yijin gnawed on candied haws, and he also wanted to record the beautiful scenery and delicious food.

Then I got the habit of keeping a diary. I didn't record it every day, but only when I encountered meaningful things.

Such as:

xx, xx, xx:

The elder brother is back, he looks super good-looking, and... has my cousin taken hormones?Why did it suddenly become so tall?Originally thought that my cousin was 1.7 meters five.

xx, xx, xx:

My elder brother likes vanilla-flavored snacks the most, followed by matcha. I can’t accept chocolate. Now my cousin seldom eats snacks. It should be said that I have almost never seen him eat snacks, but he seems to like lime-flavored potato chips.

xx, xx, xx:

The same clothes are worn on my brother and I...well, don't wear the same clothes as my brother in the future.

Grandma can make clothes a little differently in the future, and I don't want to humiliate myself.

xx, xx, xx

The elder brother, who is no longer a co-op, decided to change to a cashier job, because according to his brother, it is to collect money and receive experience.

Su Yijin: ... This reason is so strong that I am speechless.

One has studies and the other has to work, and the elder brother doesn't like communication software like WeChat very much, so Su Yijin can only chat with his brother during the rest time of the elder brother.

After nearly half a month, Su Yijin asked his brother how his work was going.

Speaking of which, my elder brother's first auxiliary police video was posted on the headlines. I thought there would be a headline push similar to "the most handsome cashier in history", but unexpectedly, it didn't.

Of course it doesn't matter, my elder brother just doesn't want to draw too much attention, as long as it's correct.

After seeing the elder brother's reply, Su Yijin was silent: Brother, why?

Eldest Brother: It seems that the boss decided to suspend the business temporarily because it was too hot.

Su Yijin breathed a sigh of relief, luckily she wasn't given a rest because of the ridiculous reason of "I'm sorry, you are too good-looking but a burden instead".

Think about it, my elder brother should never be dismissed. Putting it in the store is completely a lucky cat, and no boss will be willing to do so.

Baibaibaijin: So brother, why did you resign?

His brother's reply was cold and disgusting: Because those people can't even figure out basic addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, I don't think my time should be wasted on teaching others how to add, subtract, multiply and divide.

Baibai Baijin: ... Hey, I can't even figure out addition, subtraction, multiplication and division.

Secretly slander: Isn't this math too bad?

As if seeing his ridicule, his brother quickly replied: With your math level, what qualifications do you have to laugh at others?Heh, fifty steps laugh at one hundred steps.

Su Yijin: ...Brother, can you not tell the truth.

Anyway, to his brother, not knowing addition, subtraction, multiplication and division is the same math scum as not knowing infinite series.

Later, by coincidence, Su Yijin finally understood why those girls and men couldn't even calculate addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division.

Su Yijin: You are enough.

Because of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, the elder brother lost his second job.

Su Yijin: What if I don’t feel sad for no reason?The cashier is not allowed, so the elder brother will find a white-collar job, right?

Su Yijin thought so, drinking tea and eating snacks in an air-conditioned room, playing with mobile phones and smoking, my elder brother would prefer a non-challenging job.

Looking forward to the choice of the elder brother!

xx, xx, xx:

Su Yijin also knows about her elder brother's job, um... I don't really want to say it, it is indeed an air-conditioned room, where you can drink tea, eat snacks, play with your mobile phone and smoke, it is not challenging.

Because my elder brother joined a company as a cleaner.

Su Yijin: ...Brother, do grandparents and grandparents know about it?

Brother, if you really can’t do it, you can become an anchor, or you can use game boosting, it’s easy and effortless.

But I didn't dare to say that Yan Jiuyun and the others wrote a big letter to the very down-to-earth cousin, auxiliary police, cashier, cleaner... the cousin will not be a painter in the future, will he?No, my cousin will be a cleaner for at least two months, right?

It turns out they were thinking too much.

Half a month later, the elder brother resigned again, and Bai Bai Bai Jin was cautious: Brother...could it be because of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division again?

His brother's reply was still indifferent: Think about it with your poor, underdeveloped brain, would the employees of the world's top [-] companies be idiots who can't even add, subtract, multiply, and divide?

Bai Bai Bai Jin: Yes.

Then he typed on the keyboard again and asked, "Then why did you resign?"

The elder brother was silent for a moment, as if he was choosing his words carefully. In fact, Su Yijin knew that his brother must be making tea at this time: When a certain job loses the value of his existence, then his existence is meaningless, you know ?

Su Yijin: ...I don't know how serious it is, but it feels really powerful.

Later... Su Yijin learned the truth again. In fact, it was just because she was too clean and thoughtful. It was fine for a big company to be clean, but the employees actually took the initiative to mop the floor to take out the garbage.

Su Yijin let out a long sigh, brother, just give up.

xx, xx, xx.

Not only the work experience of cashiers and cleaners, but also the stories of encountering scammers who not only did not lose money but were transferred thousands of times and live broadcast.

Su Yijin closed the diary and turned off the light: It's time to rest now, and if I have a chance in the future, I will tell you about my elder brother's work experience one by one.

Good night now.