On How To Make My Facially Paralyzed Roommate Laugh

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The bright computer screen shone on Cheng Zixiao's pale face, like a man-eating devil.

Administrator: Hello, I would like to explain your question as follows - firstly, your definition of roommate is wrong, roommate must live together for more than half a month, otherwise it is not counted; secondly, your roommate is Who, we know very well, don't think about playing tricks; finally, tomorrow is the last day if you can't make your dear roommate laugh, well... emmmmmmm, see you in the afterlife.

Cheng Zi smiled:? ? ?

See you in the afterlife?

Afterlife shit!

He grinded his back molars, and typed out a line of words: What about his facial paralysis?

Administrator: No, our system works fine.

Cheng Zixiao: Shall I show you the hospital report?

Administrator: ...Hello, I am away due to business, please leave a message if you have something to do.

Cheng Zixiao: ... MMP.

He scratched his head, let out a long breath, and pressed the power directly with a fire in his heart.

It was dark again in the room.

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When Cheng Zixiao came out of the room again, Xiao Zhang was about to knock on the door. He looked flustered and trembled helplessly with his mobile phone.

Xiao Zhang: Brother Cheng... I'm sorry, I just received a call. My mother is ill, and I have to go back overnight.so……

He hesitated and didn't dare to raise his head. Cheng Zixiao felt that he was such a useless bastard in his heart, so he stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder as if to comfort him: "I'm sorry for you, you go back quickly, I hope your mother is safe." .

Xiao Zhang nodded, and left with the package.

Cheng Zixiao sent him to the elevator and called a car for him. When he returned home, Zhou Yi was planning to pack his things and go back to his room.

Cheng Zixiao pursed his lips, stopped the usual laughter, and called out solemnly: Zhouyi, I have something to tell you.

Zhou Yi's hand wiping the table stopped, and moved again: If you have anything to say, let's talk about it tomorrow, I'm sleepy.

Cheng Zi smiled: You... move out tomorrow.

With a bang, the plate shattered to the ground.

Zhou Yi stood in front of the dining table with a difficult look on his face.

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He licked his lips and asked: What's wrong?

Cheng Zixiao: I am a restless person. I think about new tricks every day. I also love to laugh. There is even a word "laugh" in my name.I appreciate your taking care of me, but I don't want to face a roommate who won't even smile at me all day.

Zhou Yi frowned, and when he was about to speak, Cheng Zixiao stopped him, and continued: "Do you know, I am like a concubine who is neglected by the emperor. I am pitifully flattering me every day, begging my sweetheart to give me a smile, but never .

Cheng Zi smiled and never forgot the jokes on weekdays, but when he said it in this tone, Zhou Yi couldn't help but feel sad.

He clenched his fist, as if swallowing.

Cheng Zi smiled, sniffed, pressed his fingers on the sofa, and said ruthlessly: I don't care how good you are, and I don't care how much I need a roommate to share my rent...I'll leave the words here, if you don't laugh at me today , let's break up!

Once the harsh words were released, everything was silent.

There was no trace of the fluctuation in Zhou Yi's heart. After a stalemate for a long time, he who was known as a paralyzed man said sorry slowly, he really couldn't laugh.

Cheng Zixiao felt pain in his heart, not surprised by this result.

He withdrew his clasped fingers on the sofa, walked up to Zhou Yi step by step, raised his head and looked at the taller person in front of him, hooked the corner of his mouth, pinched Zhou Yi's chin with his fingers and shook it: "Master, I will never die in this life!" There is no man who cannot be conquered yet!You are the first one, I will remember you, one day, I want you to cry.

Zhou Yi, who was molested without knowing it, suddenly said: ...

Cheng Zi laughed dryly twice: You are fine, I was just joking.In fact, I said that the reason for canceling the contract was that there was something wrong with my family. Just now Xiao Zhang said that his mother was not feeling well, and I just remembered that my mother is also not in good health, and the family always wanted me to go home.Aren't you not at home all the time, and I didn't mention it to you, so I just talked about it together today.

Cheng Zi said with a smile, Zhou Yi couldn't tell whether he was joking or serious, and wanted to ask, but couldn't speak.

The atmosphere turned cold for a while, Cheng Zixiao scratched his head, turned around and took his wallet, saying that he was going out to do some shopping and would be back in a while, then quickly changed his shoes, and slammed the door shut.

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Cheng Zixiao almost escaped from upstairs. He was afraid that Zhou Yi would follow him, so he deliberately picked a small path, went to the store to get a bottle of liquor, and squatted by the seesaw in the park alone, enduring the cold wind.

Xiao Se's wine pairing was unique, Cheng Zi smiled and unscrewed the cap of the bottle with pride, and drank half of the bottle.

In fact, the forum is still very tolerant. For unexpected situations, the forum gave them a small sweetener for this group of monsters, that is, a new task card every year, which can be used to replace difficult tasks.

But he had used up the last task because the forum arranged for him to go to six different cities in one day and at that time his mother issued a critical illness notice.

Given the precious opportunity, Cheng Zixiao didn't even bat an eyelid, and changed tasks without hesitation.

To be honest, he didn't blame Zhou Yi, but he was more sad than this person, the person who gave him good memories, the person he tried his best to please, the person he hated and didn't want to hurt.

Or... the person I like.

Cheng Zi smiled and twitched the corners of his mouth, his face flushed.

Since everyone is going to die, why not make others feel better?Cheng Zixiao felt that as an upright tiger, he should be more free and easy, more generous, and more considerate.

At least, don't let a person who treats him well feel bad.

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After Cheng Zixiao drank the bottle, he couldn't tell the difference between south, east and north.

He was so drunk that he didn't know where his home was, and walked across the zebra crossings just because he was a good citizen who knew the law and obeyed the law.

When the light turned green, Cheng Zixiao glanced left and right, made sure there was no car, and walked towards the opposite side step by step.

At the crossroads, a white car suddenly sped out and rushed straight towards Cheng Zixiao.

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Zhou Yi was at home, restless.

He was full of thoughts, his eyelids kept twitching, and he always felt empty in his heart, and he was still a little uneasy.

What to buy for so long?

Zhou Yi walked around the house several times, and finally decided to pick up the key to pick him up.

He walked around for a long time, and several shops around said that he hadn't seen Cheng Zixiao.

On the road, the lights were dim, and the faintly bright entrance of the park was extremely lively, surrounded by many people and several cars.

Zhou Yi walked over, and the tall man stood outside the crowd, seeing clearly inside.

A white car was parked on the zebra crossing, and the strong smell of alcohol wafted in all directions.

In front of the car, a man in a yellow coat fell to the ground with his back turned to him, and there was a lot of noise around people calling for an ambulance.

Zhou Yi remembered that Cheng Zixiao went out wearing a coat of the same color, and the pool of blood on the ground made him completely lose his mind.

"Cheng Zi laughed!"

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Zhou Yi almost rushed to the side of the man who fell on the ground, and gently hugged him in his arms.

Cheng Zixiao still had his breath. He opened his eyes with difficulty, and vaguely saw Zhou Yi's face under the moonlight. There was a faint silver radiance on the soft black hair, just like the cartoon characters he wrote, beautiful and delicate.

He really wanted to take a picture and add another page to the album, but...is there still a chance?

Zhou Yi's voice was urgent: Cheng Zi laughed, you dare to die, I will not let you go even if I am a ghost!

Cheng Zi smiled and opened his mouth, but his throat was blocked by a mouthful of blood, and he couldn't say anything.

He stared blankly at that face, closing his eyes several times.

so tired...so sleepy...

Zhou Yi's eyes were already red, he hugged Cheng Zixiao tightly, his voice was hoarse as if he had a heavy feeling, he asked Cheng Zixiao to hold on, don't sleep, he must wait for the ambulance to come.

There are more and more people around, more and more noisy, and Cheng Zixiao's vision is becoming more and more blurred. He really wants to talk to Zhou Yi, but he really can't say a word, so he can only try to keep his eyes open. fall asleep.

After a long time, Zhou Yi took a deep breath, slowly lowered his head, put his lips against Cheng Zixiao's white earlobe, and said softly——

"Open your eyes, I'll show you a smile."

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Cheng Zixiao thought he was hallucinating.

He turned his head around with all his strength, and saw that tense face slowly relaxed, and Zhou Yi's beautiful thin lips rose slowly, forming a beautiful arc.

As a photographer, Cheng Zixiao has seen countless people, and also seen countless smiles. He thinks he knows countless people, and all men look the same when they smile.

But the person in front of him smiled brighter than the moonlight, and the right arc directly pierced his heart. If he was more frivolous, if he was less, he would be fake. This is not a facial paralysis, he is simply a stunning beauty!

The corners of Cheng Zi's mouth drooped with a smile, his eyelids closed and he fell asleep.

Fortunately... before I died, I saw you.

The author has something to say: don't worry, the two goblins will not die.

I haven't sent sugar yet, they dare not die.