On How To Make My Facially Paralyzed Roommate Laugh

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Zhou Yi, who had vomited all morning, was locked in the room for a long time, and only in the afternoon did he come out to the living room to breathe.

Cheng Zixiao also went out of the room after taking a nap, and saw Zhou Yi standing on the balcony watering the flowers, feeling nothing wrong.

For the sake of life, Cheng Zi laughed secretly and started his second plan - a set of almost big hair.

From name to family, from poetry to romance, from astronomy and geography to humanities...

If it doesn't work, Cheng Zixiao said that he still has a trump card.

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Zhou Yi was dragged by Cheng Zixiao to sit on the sofa, seeing Cheng Zixiao docilely peeling oranges, he didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd.

Cheng Zixiao is not good at cooking, but he is good at peeling fruit.After all, in the past, the sea was difficult for water, and fruits were given every day. As a group pet of the zoo, this skill is still required.

After an orange was peeled, Cheng Zixiao offered it with both hands: Come, try the orange I peeled.

Zhou Yi thought in his heart that oranges could have different tastes because of different people who peeled them?But out of politeness, he took it and ate it.

Cheng Zi smiled and leaned over: Is it delicious?

Zhou Yi: Not bad.

Cheng Zixiao clenched his fist in his heart, feeling that he was on the right path.

So he started the chatting session.

Cheng Zixiao: Do ​​you know why I am called Cheng Zixiao?

Zhou Yi shook his head. In fact, he didn't really want to know, but someone's face was full of "come to ask me, ask me, say you want to know, come and pretend".He swallowed the orange, wiped his hands with a tissue, and said in a calm but cooperative way: I don't know.

Cheng Zixiao: My father’s surname is Cheng. When I was born, an orange fell on my head, and then I grinned, so my name is Cheng Zixiao!Hahahahahaha...

This is really not made up by Cheng Zixiao. It is also a coincidence. When Cheng Zixiao came out of his mother's belly as a little tiger in his previous life, his father was enlightened by an expert and gave him the surname Cheng. The original intention was to make his son laugh. The mouth is always open.And the object of his rebirth is also called Cheng Zixiao, but he told Zhou Yi the stalk of the name.

The same parents, Cheng Zixiao said that the reborn self might really be picked up.

Cheng Zixiao was still laughing alone, and when he smiled, he found that Zhou Yi was looking at him with tense muscles, without any intention of laughing.

Cheng Zi smiled: Why don't you laugh?

Zhou Yi: I have facial paralysis.

Cheng Zi smiled and thought to yourself, just pretend.

So next, Cheng Zixiao started to bombard Zhouyi indiscriminately.

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Cheng Zixiao: Zhouyi, your parents are so educated, "Zhouyi" is a profound book!

Zhou Yi's expressionless face: My father's surname is Zhou and my mother's surname is Yi, so I named him Zhou Yi.Also, my parents are farmers and have never attended elementary school.

Cheng Zixiao: ... Let me tell you, you are so intellectual, you must have a profound cultural background, right?Let me tell you a joke, do you know that Xin Qiji's son is named Xin Tiezhu!Do you think it's funny or not?Hahahahahaha...

Zhou Yi is still expressionless: this name was used in "Qing Ping Le", "Look at the iron pillar of the new home, and there will be no disasters or difficulties."

Cheng Zixiao: ...Hahaha...you are really educated.

I'm so educated that I don't even know how to talk to you...

Seeing that Cheng Zixiao had nothing to say, Zhou Yi thought the chat was over and was about to go back to the room, but his arm was tightly grabbed, like a koala hugging a huge tree trunk.

Zhou Yi: What's wrong?

Cheng Zi was so angry that his molars were shaking, he was so angry but kept smiling: Since you are so educated, let's match up!

Zhou Yi: ...

Without waiting for Zhou Yi to refuse, Cheng Zixiao pulled him to sit down again: My pair is unusual, if you match, I won't bother you, how about it?

Zhou Yi was silent for a while, and silently accepted this attractive condition.

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Cheng Zixiao felt that men in the world are generally dark, and there is nothing that a joke can't solve.His ultimate trump card is the knowing smile between men.

Cheng Zi smiled: I said so!Cough cough... The fifth child told the fourth child that the second child of the third child is the boss!

My mind has already started to recall Zhou Yi who rhymed plainly and plainly: …………………

What kind of pair is this?

Seeing Zhou Yi's sour face, he was so blocked that he couldn't speak, Cheng Zi smiled and felt that he had finally regained his strength, secretly cursing in his heart that you also have today.The demonic little tiger with horns in his heart is showing his teeth and claws, let's show off!Let Dad tell you what Daoxing is!

Cheng Zi hooked his lips and smiled: Is that right?

Zhou Yi shook his head honestly: Sorry.

Cheng Zi smiled and cleared his throat, leaned close to Zhou Yi's ear, and whispered something quietly, and saw Zhou Yi's complexion changed again and again, even his breath was a little unsteady, and he said for a long time that you are so amazing.

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Great ass!Cheng Zixiao only cares about whether Zhou Yi is smiling or not, who wants to listen to his praise!And at this time, shouldn't they make eye contact and then everyone smile at each other, then let him get life points, and then be very happy? !

Zhou Yi turned his eyes away, and coughed twice: I have to hand in the manuscript today, so I'm going back to my room first.

Then he really left, leaving Cheng Zixiao on the sofa with a tiger gnawing on the leather of the sofa mournfully...

The life value of the mouth... flew... woo woo woo...

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Zhou Yi returned to the room, heaved a long sigh of relief, and trembled with laughter from Cheng Zixiao's exaggerated performance just now.

It took him a long time to calm down, walked to the desk, turned on the computer, and logged into a forum.

Above, Zhouyi's information is very complete - Peach Blossom Essence is reborn and is on a mission.

"Today's task: Don't laugh in front of your roommates."

"Time limit: one month"

"Task Reward: 200 HP"

He leaned back on the soft chair and touched his face, feeling both happy and scared.

Because he didn't know whether this roommate was a blessing or a curse.

Forget it, this roommate should just go crazy once in a while, so let's just bear it.

However, he still didn't understand Cheng Zi and smiled.

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In Cheng Zixiao's Quotations of Famous Tigers, there is a saying that failure is the tigress of success, the more you scare him, the less afraid he is.

On this day, he packed everything neatly, then bowed three times in front of the cabinet, and took out his beloved camera.

He bought this camera after saving more than half a year's money, and he is not willing to use it on weekdays.

But today, in order to make Zhou Yi laugh, he went all out!

Zhou Yi got up earlier than Cheng Zixiao, and had already made breakfast.As soon as it was set up, he saw Cheng Zixiao hopped out energetically, with a camera in his arms.

Cheng Zixiao: Zhou Yi, let me take a picture for you!

Zhou Yi handed a meal: why?

Cheng Zi thought with a smile, of course it was to make you smile without suspicion, hahaha, but you can’t say that, he coughed lightly twice, and said seriously: We’ve lived together for so long, and you’re the one who loves me You did it, you swept the land, and you paid so much for the rent, I think I should give you a gift.

Zhou Yi looked at the camera in his hand and asked: Do you want to give me the camera?

Cheng Zixiao immediately shook his head: Of course not, I want to take a group of life photos for you, don't worry, my photography skills are very good, I will definitely take you to a new height.

Zhou Yi placed the bowls and chopsticks: I am tall enough, so I don't need to go to new heights.

Cheng Zixiao's hands trembling as he adjusted the camera, he was so frightened by this cold joke that fell from the sky that he almost dropped the camera.