I'm dying every day [Comprehensive British and American]

On the way to the dormitory with Hank, Bernice couldn't help but ask, "How many teachers are there in the school?"

"Uh..." Hank hesitated for a while, "Including you, there are four, me, Charles and a teacher who teaches English literature, she is an ordinary person."

Bernice seemed to smell a hint of a trap. There were at least dozens of students in the school, and there were only four teachers?She asked vigilantly, "I don't have to go to class every day, do I?"

"That's not necessary." Hank said, "The students' classes are relatively loose, and most of the classes are taught by Charles, so you only need three classes a week."

"That's good." Bernice breathed a sigh of relief.

The two came to the end of the corridor, Hank took out a door key and inserted it into the keyhole on the entry handle, turned it around, then twisted the door handle and pushed the door to let Bernice in, while he stayed outside the room.

Bernice took a look at the room, there was a bed, desk and wardrobe, but what satisfied her most was that it had a separate bathroom, which meant she didn't have to share it with other students.

Hank handed the key to Bernice, suddenly remembered something, and continued: "By the way, your office will be cleaned up soon, it's next to the principal's office."

"There's still an office?!" Bernice showed a horrified look in her eyes, "Shouldn't there be a lot of work?"

"No, but the exam and test papers must be corrected. As for the usual homework, it depends on how much you want to assign."

Operation?joke!Bernice was also a student, and she deeply understands what kind of nightmare homework is. She must not let her students suffer the same!

This is definitely not an excuse for her not wanting to change her homework!

Seeing Bernice's expression changing again and again, Hank thought for a moment before speaking: "What else do you want?"

"No, I was just wondering if I should talk to the principal about the salary increase."

Hank: "..."

"You..." Hank hesitated to speak, and finally said under Bernice's puzzled eyes, "Remember to prepare all the textbooks before class."

Bernice was shocked, she turned her head, with a flawless smile on her face: "What are you talking about, of course I would."

Because Bernice's smile was too bright, Hank, who was not at ease, left without asking any questions.

When Bernice and Hank came here, they brought almost nothing, but it didn't matter, anyway, she didn't have much, but she was a little bit sorry for the ingredients hidden in the refrigerator.

After Charles promised to pay her wages, Bernice could finally live without frugality, so the next morning she decided to go to the city to buy some daily necessities.

The school is on the outskirts of Princeton, and it takes half an hour to drive there. Bernice rejected Hank's offer and borrowed his car from Charles.

Bernice chose a blue Audi A6 without any hesitation. She caressed the lines on the steering wheel and took a deep breath of the smell in the car. It's nice to be rich.

Cars are one of her hobbies. The feeling of leaving everything behind and rushing adrenaline is great, but unfortunately she is poor and cannot afford a sports car.

Bernice made a secret decision, she wanted to drive all of Charles' cars, teachers' benefits, isn't it too much?

……

Gotham.

Hearing the news from his subordinates, the clown almost crushed his phone, and cursed angrily: "A bunch of trash! You can't even find a woman!"

In front of him was a copy of the "Gotham Daily", on which a photo that took up almost half a page showed a man in a suit and a blonde woman walking side by side, the man in the suit was holding a long strip of toilet paper, and the blonde woman was holding Carrying two plastic bags, he looked like he had just gone shopping in the supermarket, with a huge headline: "Bruce Wayne's New Girlfriend? ! ", it's hard not to doubt their relationship.

The clown picked up the newspaper, and the edges were wrinkled by his fingers. He first stared at the man in the suit in the picture, and then his eyes fell on the blonde woman. He narrowed his eyes, as cold as a poisonous snake.

After a while, he lowered his voice, which made his voice sound very dangerous: "I will find you."

The other side of Gotham.

Originally, Batman planned to take Bernice Garcia back to Gotham last night, but he found that she was missing.Based on the incident that he took the initiative to contact her yesterday, it was really a coincidence.

But if it disappears, it disappears, and Batman didn't intend to spend much effort to track it down. Now the clown is his priority. He can't let the clown continue to move freely in Gotham, but the clown is really very cunning, and he will never Easily revealing his whereabouts, and even using this to lure him out.

A theft case was successfully solved, and Batman was about to go to the next location, but he caught a glimpse of a shadow squirming in the corner from the corner of his eye.

He approached silently and took a look, only to realize that it was...a husky?

The husky was so dirty that its original coat color could hardly be seen, and it was lying listlessly in the garbage dump, with its ears hanging down like airplane ears, looking pitiful.

Gray and white with a green collar around its neck, it was exactly like the lost husky that Bernice had described.

...It's not such a coincidence.

Hearing him approaching, Husky's ears moved, and he looked up to stare at him firmly, his blue eyes full of vigilance.

Batman knelt down slowly in front of it, looked at it at the same level, took off his gloves, and stretched out a hand tentatively.

The husky didn't feel any malice. It was originally a domestic pet, and its vigilance was much lower than stray dogs, so it didn't run away or attack, and let the man reach out to touch its head.

The soft fur came from under his hand, seeing that it didn't resist, Batman took advantage of the opportunity to pat it on the head, and Erha narrowed his eyes comfortably, Batman didn't notice that the corner of his mouth was straight up tilted.

……

After receiving news that the Penguin will appear at the entrance of Gotham's alley tonight, the red hood is heading towards the alley at full speed. He nimbly climbed to the roof to get a better view, so he also saw a dark figure in the alley.

Is that Batman?What is he squatting there for?

Red Hood's first reaction was that Batman was injured, so he quietly stuck to the roof, sticking his head out to peek at the ground.

Then he began to doubt his eyes, because he saw a shocking picture, Batman - Gotham's dark knight, acted vigorously, smart and calm Batman, squatting on the ground, masturbating a husky .

At this moment, Red Hood's heart was surprisingly peaceful.

Then, he heard Batman say in a hoarse but gentle voice: "Gooddog."

"..."

Red Hood slipped and almost fell off the roof.

But this was always a private matter between the two of them, and Charles never asked about it.

Bernice made a special trip back to Gotham this weekend, intending to visit Mrs. David. She sent text messages and called Mrs. David last night, but there was no reply, so she stepped on her house directly today. To be honest, she misses Mrs. David a little bit. Mrs. Vee made the pizza herself.

She knocked on the door, but no one came to open the door for a long time, only to hear the roar of the rocket on the other end, knocking on the door again and again, like crazy.

Maybe Mrs. Davy wasn't home, Bernice thought, and was about to leave when she caught a glimpse of something on the ground.

She squatted down and found a playing card sandwiched between the ground and the crack of the door. She picked it up and turned it around, her eyes fixed.

On the playing card was a picture of a funny laughing clown, with a high grinning mouth as if mocking her, with a line of small characters and a string of phone numbers underneath.

Want to save her?come to me~

Joker

Bernice's gaze gradually became sharper, like a sharp knife out of its sheath, and the poker cards in her hand were crumpled by her.

She took a few deep breaths, suppressed the anger in her heart, took out her mobile phone and dialed the number.

The bell was picked up within two rings, and without waiting for the person on the other end to speak, she said directly, "Where is she?"

"Oh, Bernice—" the other party yelled in surprise, as if talking to an old friend I hadn't seen for many years, "You finally came to see me! I've been waiting for your call for a long time."

Bernice asked again, her voice became cold all of a sudden: "Where is she?"

"Oh? You mean that poor lady?" The clown pretended to think about it for a moment, and then laughed nervously, "Hey, I remembered. I threw her into a corner and almost forgot about her."

"If you want to see me, just come to me." Bernice narrowed her eyes, "Catch an innocent woman? You sonofabit/ch."

"Aha, don't be so angry." The clown smiled playfully, "As long as you come to me tonight, I promise to let her go."

Bernice asked bluntly: "Come on, don't push me, where are you?"

After getting an address, Bernice immediately hung up the phone, opened the map app, entered the address, and a nightclub popped up.

Anyone who dares to touch her, if I don't beat you up violently, I will take your surname!

The rocket behind the door was still mad, banging on the door one after another, howling as if calling for help.

Poor Rocket, I don't know how long he has been trapped at home. If Bernice hadn't come, he might have starved to death.

Bernice took a few steps back, concentrated all her strength on her legs, and then raised her legs and kicked the door.

boom!

The voice was quite loud, but it didn't move at all.

Bernice: "..."

Isn't that how it's done in movies? !

She went downstairs angrily, went to a nearby tool store to buy a hammer, and took off the doorknob with violence. She thought that Mrs. David would not blame her.

As soon as the door opened, the rocket inside rushed out and jumped on Bernice.

"Don't lick me, a lot of saliva... Hey, where are you rubbing? You little pervert!"

Bernice pushed the husky, whose head was buried on her chest and was licking her face wildly with its wet tongue, and said it in a stern voice, and it sat down obediently, but its tail flicked like a propeller , looking at her with aggrieved dog eyes.

She went into the room and poured a big bowl of dog food for Rocket, and he buried himself in eating.

Bernice was thinking of someone to take care of Rocket temporarily. She and Mrs. David might not be able to come back, and she didn't want to ask Charles for help, lest he ask questions and stop her when the time comes. Besides, this is a matter between her and the clown. No need to drag a Marvel guy into it.

Characters belonging to different universes shouldn't be intermingling. She doesn't want to have any accidents. The earth is very fragile.

……

Bernice led the well-fed rocket to the Wayne Building to see if she could find Bruce Wayne, otherwise she would leave the rocket here first. Maybe her good luck played a role, and she saw the black-haired man from a distance. The figure of the man, seeing that he was about to get into the car, immediately shouted: "B...Mr. Bruce Wayne!!"

Bruce, who was about to get in the car, heard someone calling him and turned his head. He saw the blonde woman who disappeared in Gotham a month ago leading a familiar husky, one person and one dog running towards him.

Bruce: "..."

"Great, you're here!" Bernice looked surprised, and pressed against the car door to prevent him from slipping into the car, with a posture of "don't point to get in the car if you don't listen to me".

"Yo, remember me?" she asked.

"You are..." Bruce tilted his head, looking polite and struggling to remember.

Bernice waved her hand and said, "It's okay if you don't remember, I'm here to ask Gotham's good neighbors for help."

Bruce felt that it might not be a good thing, he lowered his head, and looked at the stupid looking husky with its tongue sticking out.

Rocket seemed to smell that this man smelled the same as the person who brought him home that night, so he yelled happily: "Aw!"

Bruce looked at this erha who had been tossing him all night with a headache, why is it you again? ? ?

Bernice quickly explained the reason for her visit: "I'm going to find a bastard to settle the score now. I don't know if I can come back intact. Will you or Batman take care of it for me first?"

"Ow!"

Bruce's eyelids twitched, and he was about to refuse, wondering if Bernice had seen his intention, and immediately said, "It's your duty to help beautiful ladies?"

Bruce began to regret the first time he met as "Bruce Wayne" and said these words as a trick, which brought him endless troubles, the last time was to find the dog, this time it was to take care of the dog ...

He resisted the urge to rub his forehead and said, "Miss, I... Batman is not a pet care facility."

As he said that, he became vigilant in his heart. He wondered if it was his illusion. Every time Bernice told him that he was looking for Batman, he felt that the other party seemed to regard him as Batman and talk to him directly. Those who said to Batman Listening to the words seems to be speaking to him.

Bruce frowned unobtrusively, observing Bernice's expression. Even if a person thought he knew Batman, he wouldn't come to him repeatedly to ask Batman for help, would he?

It's best he's paranoid.

The corners of Bernice's mouth flattened, and she lost all patience. She stepped forward and roughly pulled up the man's tie, with anger on her brows: "The clown caught my man, I'm going to act for the sky tonight, don't you Wouldn't you even do a small favor?"

Bruce froze, clown?

While he was in a daze, Bernice shoved the dog leash into Bruce's hand without giving him any room to refuse, "I will pick it up tomorrow, if I don't come tomorrow, call the police for me!" Slip, still running and waving back.

Bruce: "..."

Bernice quickly disappeared, and Bruce looked at the husky at his feet, thinking about what she had just said.

……

Afterwards, Bernice went to the gun shop and bought a small pistol/gun. As expected of Gotham, she didn’t need to show any documents. She just filled out a form (randomly filled out), and the clerk didn’t even need to check it. , You can leave after paying the money.

Bernice waited until nine o'clock in the evening, and came to the nightclub where the clown was.

A neon sign flickered above Bernice's head. She touched the small gun in her pocket, took a deep breath, and was about to go in. Just as she took a step, she bumped into a man hurrying past.

She was about to scold the other party for not walking without eyes, but after seeing the man's appearance clearly, she showed a hellish expression, and the other party was no better than her, so she was stunned.

"It's you?!"

"What are you doing here?"

The two spoke in unison, and both were stunned for a moment. Bernice came to her senses first and asked, "I should be asking you this question. Are you fired from Arkham?"

This man was Arkham's green-eyed brother. Bernice had a good impression of him, after all, he was the one who brought her sanitary napkins and helped her escape from prison.

Green eyes frowned, and after a moment of silence, he said, "I don't need to stay there anymore."

"Oh." Bernice didn't ask why, she wanted to know why she met him at the door of the nightclub more than this.

Hold on.

Bernice felt that she had grasped the point, and gave him a "I understand" expression, and let out a meaningful exclamation: "Oh——"

Green eyes: "..."

Oh what!

Green Eyes just wanted to clarify, but then realized that they had stood at the door for too long and could easily attract attention, so he took Bernice's arm.

……

It took the Red Hood half a month to finally pick up one of the clown's hiding places, and according to reports, he is very likely to appear there tonight.

If he had a list of enemies, the Joker would be at the top, and his name would be bolded with a red line.

Three years ago, he died once and was beaten to death by a clown. He still vividly remembered the feeling of life slipping away from his body. From the heart-piercing pain at the beginning, he could no longer feel any Pain, I can only feel my body gradually cooling down, and the clown's crazy laughter is lingering in my ears.

He didn't expect to be able to open his eyes again, and what made him angry was that when he returned to Gotham, he found that nothing had changed, the clown continued to do evil, Gotham was still Gotham, and his death didn't change anything .

The second-generation Robin is dead, and now there is only Red Hood.

Without the Joker, there would be no Red Hood.

Batman has the principle of not killing people, but Red Hood doesn't. He can do things that Batman can't do, and he can become people that Batman can't be.

He wasn't the guy Bruce Wayne wanted him to be, but he was going to be the guy Bruce needed, Jason Todd believed so firmly.

The heavy motorcycle with the red hood stopped one street away from the nightclub. He climbed onto the balcony of the building opposite the nightclub, intending to observe the situation first, but unexpectedly, the seat was already occupied.