I'm dying every day [Comprehensive British and American]

"She's not my lover, we're just..." Ye Yi's voice stopped abruptly, and then he said in a subdued voice, "It's not what you think anyway."

But what, you say?Red Hood looked at Ye Yi with mocking eyes, he was inexplicably a little upset, it had nothing to do with Ye Yi, it was mainly aimed at Bernice, he attributed this feeling to complaining about himself in the parallel world, after all, that "he "It is true that he once had a good impression of this woman, although this good impression was later shattered into glass shards all over the ground, making "he" want to poke his former self blind.

Although he had already left Wayne Manor, he didn't want to see Bruce and Dick turn against each other because of this woman, considering the relationship between Bruce and her in the parallel world.

Thinking of the picture of Bruce and Bernice standing together, Jason felt his eyes were hot. It didn't make sense. Even if the environment he grew up in was different, there was no reason why Bruce's taste was so different...?

Putting her arms around Ye Yi's neck, Bernice deliberately leaned into his ear and said, "Are you jealous of your brother? Littleboy?" Otherwise, why would you overhear their conversation for no reason?

"I don't." Ye Yi reiterated helplessly, "And I'm not a boy, you know."

Bernice was taken aback, this kid also learned to speak obscenely to her?

Her other hand resting on Ye Yi's thin and strong waist almost couldn't help but slid down to his hip. If there were not so many people watching, she might have already made a move, especially the burning gaze of the red hood Looks like she's about to be roasted.

Bernice raised her eyebrows, and whispered to Ye Yi like a secret: "It seems that someone else is jealous."

Tsk tsk, the sight of the red hood is terrible, is Jaydi.ck real?He didn't like her getting too close to Dick?

...Jason?impossible.

Ye Yi looked at Red Hood a few more times uncertainly, he was indeed exuding air-conditioning, and looked not in a good mood.

Ye Yi withdrew his gaze, and this time he fell on Bernice's expression of interest (thinking about the possibility of Jaydi.ck), and his heart skipped a beat. Oh no, it was Bruce first, could it be that she also fell in love with Jason?

Ye Yi, who wanted to protect his younger brother from being destroyed, said seriously: "He has a bad personality and is not easy to get along with."

Bernice was surprised: "You really like me that much?" So much that you want to say that about your younger brother?

Nightwing nearly choked on his own saliva, and he decided not to speak anymore because he and Bernice would never get on the same channel.

The red hood saw them chatting endlessly, turned around and left without seeing, got on his heavy motorcycle, and galloped away, throwing dust all over their faces.

Bernice tilted her head and looked at the back of the red hood who had almost disappeared, and asked in puzzlement, "Is he shy?" How did he run so fast?

Dick: "..." He didn't!Don't talk nonsense!

After letting go of Dick, Bernice walked towards Shazam, carelessly reached out and patted his bulging chest muscles twice, "You are a real hero, thank you for your help."

This time, Shazam really contributed a lot. First, he helped her defeat Moriarty's subordinates, and then kept the clown. Although she was behind the scenes, she still used Shazam as a "thug" very well. of.

"Hahaha thank you for your compliment." Shazam laughed heartily, scratching his head a little embarrassedly, "I'm far behind Batman and Superman..."

"Don't worry, I'll give you some good words in front of Batman." Bernice patted her chest and promised.

"Really?!" Shazam used the appearance of an adult to react like a child, his eyes sparkling, "I have a chance to join the Justice League?"

"A talent like you, if Batman misses, he's blind."

Shazam was flattered by Bernice, she wasn't just writing a blank cheque, Shazam was indeed a member of the Justice League in the comics, so it's okay to let him know in advance.

"That's right." Shazam suddenly remembered something, took out a marker pen from his pocket, grabbed Bernice's hand and wrote a string of numbers crookedly on her palm, "This is my phone number, if Batman wants to find me, he can call me at any time! I'm on 24 hours a day!"

Bernice: "..."

Who carries around a signature marker? !

Don't worry, if Batman wants to find you, he will even know the lottery number you bought last week :)

Shazam waved excitedly to everyone, and then disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"Hmph, you're so lucky." A sneer came from behind, and before Bernice turned her head away, she knew it was the arrogant detective.

Watson is carrying Moriarty on his shoulders. Although Moriarty is not heavy, it is still a bit difficult for Watson to keep up with Sherlock's pace.

Now that the plan was completed, Bernice went back confidently: "There is no word 'escape' in my dictionary."

Sherlock refrained from giving her a blank stare, but what happened tonight was so unbelievable that he didn't have the heart to talk to Bernice.

He had long expected that Moriarty's forces would intervene, and he had even thought of a strategy on how to keep him and Watson. However, Moriarty's helicopters collided with each other first, and he got a superhero. Help, the process of capturing the clown was unbelievably smooth, and all members of the team were unharmed. I really have to wonder if Bernice is possessed by the goddess of luck.

As a result, the crew of "Shen Xia", who was originally the protagonist, just made soy sauce. Sherlock almost contacted McCoff and asked him to send someone over. Fortunately, the call didn't go out. Ask that fat man for help?Will be laughed at by him for a lifetime.

"We took this man away." Sherlock glanced at Moriarty who was still in a coma, gave Watson a wink, turned around and left gracefully.

"Where are you going?" Bernice yelled at them. "This is not London. You won't be able to stop a taxi at will."

Sherlock: "..."

Great, I have to go back in this woman's car.

"What should we do now?" Ivy interrupted their conversation, pointing to the three clowns who fell on the ground, and Harley, "Your car will not have enough space."

The Bumblebee only has five seats, which is just enough for Bernice, Ivy, Selena, Sherlock and Watson (Moriarty is in the trunk of the car), especially for Harley to barely squeeze in. As for the clown , Freeze Man and Killer Crocodile really have nothing to do.

Bernice cast her eyes on Ye Yi, pondered for a moment and then said: "I'll take his car, the clown will give you, and the other two will be given to us."

Poison Ivy nodded: "Okay."

Dick: "..." Has anyone asked his opinion?

In the end, Dick still helped to carry both the Freeze Man and the Killer Crocodile to the car, so as not to wake them up halfway, he tied them up with a special rope.

After getting into Dick's car, Bernice felt a strong sense of tiredness. This night was really exciting, and soon she fell into a deep sleep.

Dick, who was driving, kept noticing that Bernice's head was tilting from side to side, like a sleepy cat after a long day of play, and at the end the head drooped and didn't get up. He looked sideways and found that her eyes had closed. closed.

He held the steering wheel with one hand, put his coat on Bernice, and couldn't help but look at her a few more times. He was so beautiful when he was asleep, but he often made people speechless when he opened his mouth.

When he arrived in downtown Gotham, Dick stopped the car. Bernice was still asleep. After thinking about it, he finally drove the car directly to her place without waking her up.

After parking the car, Dick lightly put one hand under Bernice's knee, and wrapped his other hand around her back, and picked her up.

She was heavier than he thought, Dick thought jokingly to himself.

It's already late at night, and the sun will rise in two hours. Mrs. David, who was sleeping soundly, was awakened by a crisp doorbell. ? This better not be a prank... ", put on the slippers and get out of bed, go to the door and look through the door mirror to see who it is.

Through the door mirror, she saw a handsome young man and Bernice who seemed to have passed out.

She opened the door hastily, and looked surprised at the people outside: "You are..."

Dick, who had changed into civilian clothes, said in a gentle voice, "I'm Bernice's friend."

Mrs. David looked at Bernice in his arms and asked nervously, "What's wrong with her?"

Dick reassured her, "She's fine, she's just asleep."

Since Dick's face is so easy to attract people's favor, Mrs. David confidently gave up a passage and invited him: "Come in."

Dick carried Bernice into the house and was led by Mrs. David to her room.

Bernice rested her head on Dick's chest, and she might have heard his heartbeat if she was awake.Dick lowered his head and looked at the golden head resting on his chest. She breathed steadily, her thick eyelashes trembled occasionally, and she didn't know what she dreamed of.

Dick frowned and said, "Why are you so unsuspecting?"

He gently put Bernice on the bed, carefully took off her shoes, and then covered her with the quilt.

"Good night." He said softly.

……

Waking up the next day, Bernice found out that she didn't know when she would come back. Only after Mrs. David's statement did she know that someone had sent her home. According to Mrs. David's description, it was Dick who hadn't run away.

Anyway, it was too late to go back to X Academy for class, so Bernice simply called Charles to ask for leave, and Charles naturally talked about her irresponsible behavior again, and she reluctantly hung up the line only after she repeatedly promised that there would be no next time.

Afterwards, Bernice opened the message box again, and there were three new messages from Ivy, Dick, and Jason.

Ivy: The clown has been locked up by us, and Harley is making trouble, but we will release her.By the way, are you really going to hand him over to the Red Hood?Also, that curly and shorty took hostages and left.

Dick: I've given Batman over Freeze and Killer Croc.

Jay: Leave the Joker to Batman.

Both birds mentioned Batman, are they colluding?Bernice thought as she replied.

However, Jason said that he would hand over the clown to Batman, which means that he has already figured it out. He decided not to kill the clown, and he doesn’t know why he “repented of evil” all of a sudden. Anyway, Batman would probably be moved to cry if he knew about it. Bar.

However, handing the Joker to Batman like this seems a bit too cheap for the two of them. She used Moriarty to lure the Joker out at the risk of offending the two bosses. It took so much effort to catch him, no It's not enough to "treat" him well.

Bernice replied to Ivy asking her to watch Harry carefully, don't let her have a chance to let the clown go, and then replied an OK to Jason, and finally replied to Dick.

Bernice G: Am I heavy?

In a few seconds, Dick's reply came.

Dick: It's pretty heavy.

Bernice: "..." This brat.

She was typing to scold him, maybe Dick also expected that she would be angry, and another new message popped up.

Dick: Just kidding :-D did you sleep okay?

Bernice paused, deleted all the previous words, and retyped.

Bernice G: Why do you care so much about me all of a sudden?

Dick: I've always cared about you.

After sending the message, Dick regretted it. He subconsciously flirted with Bernice, but forgot that she was not another girl.

According to her pee nature, eight out of ten she will be misunderstood.

He did guess correctly. On the other end, Bernice stared at the sentence "I have always cared about you" for a while, wondering if you like me that much?Although she knew Dick was interested in her (Dick: no, I didn't), it was the first time Dick hit her straight.

Thinking of Bruce in the parallel world, and Eric who always wanted to get back together with her, Bernice couldn't help sighing again, she is really a sinful woman, she really didn't intend to tear down Super Bat/EC/Jaydi. ck's.

Bernice G: Forget me, don't fall in love with a prodigal son.

After sending this message, Bernice changed Dick's name in the address book from "Dick" to "Booty" with a smirk.