I'm dying every day [Comprehensive British and American]

Charles' eyelids twitched: "...I didn't."

The old man who delivered the goods looked at the receipt in front of him: "Are you Beatrice Garcia? This is Tony..." In order to see the name on it, he almost buried his face in it, "Tony Stank* sent you the goods, please sign here."

Bernice was delighted when she heard it: "Tony 'Big Shit'? Aha! I must tell him next time we meet." She took the receipt and signed it without hesitation, "But my name is Bernice, not Beatrice. "

Seeing that the old man was about to leave, Bernice stopped him: "Hey, do you want a hamburger?" Then, she fished another hamburger from the box, "Cheese flavor, how about?"

The old man said, "Oh, I like cheeseburgers best."

Bernice threw it to the old man, and after he caught it, he waved to her happily, "Thank you, little girl."

Looking at the trembling back of the old man, Bernice always felt as if she had seen him somewhere, but it was fine if she couldn't remember.She asked Charles again if he wanted to eat, but he politely refused, so she asked Hank to help move it to the classroom, anyway, she couldn't eat it all by herself, so I better share it with the students.

When the little mutants heard that there was something to eat, they were immediately overjoyed. They sat on their seats and looked at her with sparkling eyes.

Bernice said: "Student Maximov... Didn't I ask you, Pietro—Wanda, can you use your ability to help distribute hamburgers to every student's table?"

...Is this how her abilities are used?

Wanda twitched the corners of her mouth, and met Bernice's eyes bravely: "... yes."

"Great." Bernice smiled with satisfaction. She glanced at Qin's hesitation from the corner of her eye and asked, "What do you want to say? Gray?"

Qin lowered her head and said in a mosquito-like voice, "I...I can help too..."

"That's great, you help Mark Mosif."

With the joint efforts of the two mutants, Wanda and Qin, the hamburger "floats" onto every classmate's desk, and Katie, the phantom cat, raises her hand and asks, "Teacher, can we eat now?"

Bernice replied without raising her eyes: "Yes, don't dirty the place."

So in this class, the whole classroom smelled of gravy.

During the month of teaching at Xavier School, Bernice's popularity soared, and she became the most popular teacher among students after the principal.

reason?Because she is so casual.

Never assigns homework, doesn't care about students being late, even turns a blind eye to students skipping classes (in fact, she just didn't notice that someone didn't come to class), and often leaves class early, and doesn't care if they are in class do what.

Before get out of class ended, Bernice closed the book and suddenly remembered something and said, "Oh, right, next Friday is Halloween, right?"

The little mutants immediately raised their heads, their little faces were filled with excitement. Could it be that Mr. Garcia is going to give out candies? !

Thinking of this, I heard Bernice say lightly: "I don't know how to prepare candy, don't ask me to take it, but I don't mind if you give me the candy."

All students: "..."

After class, Bernice was called to his office by Charles. She thought it was a big deal, but he said, "I heard you teach students to speak Spanish swear words in class?"

Bernice did not shy away from it, and directly admitted: "Indeed."

Charles had a headache and felt the urge to rub his forehead, "Bernese, you can't do that."

"Why not?" Bernice tilted her head in confusion, "Foul words are also part of the language and culture. If you don't even know the local swear words, how can you understand their culture?"

She spoke with certainty, and Charles thought about what fallacy this was, and persuaded her earnestly: "If you teach them like this, what if they swear in the future?"

"It's okay, I don't mind."

Charles: "..."

He finally gave up on Bernice, and said helplessly, "Anyway, don't do this again in the future."

Bernice was afraid that he would deduct her salary, so she held back and nodded obediently: "I see."

After coming out of the principal's office, Bernice saw a brown-haired girl with a ponytail standing at the door of her office, seemingly waiting for her.

When Katie heard the sound of the door opening, she turned her head, and when she saw Bernice, she obediently shouted, "Mr. Garcia!"

"what's up?"

The sweet-looking girl nodded and said, "It's like this. I didn't understand a few grammars when I was in class. Are you free now?"

"No time." Bernice answered directly.

Phantom Cat: "?"

"Game of Thrones is in 15 minutes and I'm not available."

Who knew that Katie exclaimed: "Teacher, you also watch "Game of Thrones"?!" She immediately said: "I am also a fan!"

Bernice immediately became enthusiastic, put her arms around Katie's shoulders and led her into her office, "Come on, what are you doing outside when the broadcast is about to start?"

Bernice fetched a chair for Katie, and turning on the TV—she bought it herself—said to Katie, "Can you get me the Coke? It's over there in the cupboard."

"Okay." Katie said, she approached the cabinet, stretched out her hand, penetrated the glass door and took out the bottle of Coke inside.

Bernice: "...Thanks."

Katie, who was originally asking for a lecture, watched "Game of Thrones" together with Bernice for no reason.

"Ah, Ramsay, you scum! I'm going to chop off his penis and feed it to the dogs!"

"Wuwu Sansa is so miserable, she married two perverts one after another..."

"I just said that Little Rose can't beat Cersei, a scheming little bitch!"

Charles, who came out of the office, heard a burst of yelling from two different voices coming from behind the door next door. He was silent for a moment, and finally left pretending not to hear.

……

The much-anticipated arrival of the whole school has finally come to Halloween.

A few days ago, with the joint efforts of teachers and students, many Halloween decorations were added to the campus, such as bat-shaped flashing lights wrapped around the handrails of the stairs, twinkling, and large and small jack-o-lanterns hanging from the ceiling. Those pumpkins Grinning, it actually looks kind of weird.

Although Bernice said she would not give out candy, she still couldn't resist buying two big bags of candy when she was shopping in the supermarket yesterday. At this time, she was carrying a small pumpkin basket filled with candies of various colors.

On this day, the students also wore strange costumes to class. Early in the morning, Bernice saw many students dressed as vampires and strong zombies, bouncing around in the corridors. There was a joyful festive atmosphere. When she saw Bernice He went up to her and asked for candy.

"Morning, teacher!" A student dressed as a mummy greeted. To be honest, the other party was so tightly bound with bandages that it was impossible to tell who it was, so Bernice just replied: "Good morning."

Bernice turned around and found Nightcrawler standing behind her. He was staring down at his feet, his pointed tail curled up in embarrassment: "No, trick or treating..."

The blue-skinned Kurt was dressed in the same way as usual, except that there were two more pointed devil horns on the top of his head, and his natural golden eyes didn't even need to wear colored contact lenses.

Kurt's voice was so soft that he didn't seem to be trying to make trouble at all, but Bernice still stuffed him with a few candies and stroked his hair.

Kurt blushed (although he couldn't see it on his blue skin), his whole body stiffened, and in the next second he disappeared out of thin air with a "swish", leaving only a puff of blue smoke.

Bernice: "??"

Bernice cast her eyes on Warren who was standing in the corner but looking at this side, and asked, "Worthington, do you want candy too?"

Warren put on a white robe today, with a glowing halo on his head, and he looked like a real angel.

He frowned, turned his face away: "I don't want it."

Bernice looked at Warren dressed as an angel, then thought about Kurt dressed as a devil, and suddenly realized: "So you are the official match?"

Warren: "?"

Bernice had just bid farewell to Warren and met Charles again. He was still neatly dressed as usual, without makeup or strange clothes, which made him stand out among a group of vampires and zombies.

Charles also saw Bernice, and he couldn't help but ask, "What are you playing?"

"I'm a cat." Bernice pointed to the two cat ears on top of her head expressionlessly, "Didn't you see my ears, meow?"

"..."

She said again: "How can you not dress up for such an atmospheric festival?" She magically pulled out another cat ear headband from nowhere, "Fortunately, I have extra props here."

As she spoke, she bent down and put the headband on Charles' head, and there were a pair of cute cat ears on the top of the latter's head.

Charles, with two black furry cat ears, looked up at her helplessly, his wet blue eyes looked innocent, like a cat that was forcibly groomed by its owner.

Bernice clutched her heart as if she had been hit by a critical blow, and took a few steps back.

Bad, bad, it seems a little cute.

"Mr. Stark, it seems that your luck is not very good today?" A brown-haired beauty next to her said with a sweet smile.

Tony shrugged his shoulders indifferently, as if he didn't feel distressed at all, it would be better to say that he deserved a beating: "God gave me the ability to make money, so naturally he also gave me the ability to spend money."

Tony Stark, New York—and even the richest man in the United States, became the president of Stark Industries at the age of 21, leading the company to become the most valuable enterprise in the United States, sitting on billions of dollars, and holding advanced technology that every country covets. Technology, but also Iron Man, a superhero, one of the members of the Avengers.

Since he became Iron Man, he has rarely come to the casino. He prefers to develop the battle suit in the studio. Today is a rare visit. Obviously, his gambling skills have not improved at all.

But originally he didn't come here to win money, but to entertain and pass the time, or in other words, there was too much money and no place to spend it.

Tony lost the round, and he had no interest in continuing to bet, so it was the turn of the next customer to roll the dice.

He was about to ask Happy to take all the chips and play at another table, when he heard a man squeeze over and say to his friend, "Hey, let me tell you, there's a blond girl over there who is very lucky, I I bought a few rounds with her and won [-]!"

The man was dubious: "Really?"

"If you don't go there, there will be no place. Now many people are rushing to buy from her!"

The two left in a hurry, Tony raised his eyebrows with great interest - he didn't know whether it was for the blonde beauty or the gambling money, he turned his head and said to Happy: "Let's go and see." He left first.

Happy and the other two bodyguards quickly picked up the pile of chips on the table and followed behind Tony.

Tony didn't even need to look for it, because only the big and small gambling table was particularly lively, surrounded by two or three floors of people, who were obviously attracted by the "super lucky blonde" just like him Yes, but let alone beauties, he can hardly even see the table.

As soon as he approached, some gamblers recognized him and gave way while exclaiming. Tony also squeezed into the front row of spectators smoothly.

……

While looking at the navigation on the phone, Bernice drove to the largest casino in New York.The original one-hour drive was shortened to 45 minutes because of her constant exploration of the relationship on the verge of speeding.

If it weren't for the speeding, she was confident that she could reach New York within half an hour.

She specially changed into a long skirt today, otherwise she might not be allowed to go in because of her usual T-shirt and jeans appearance.

As soon as Bernice arrived, she went there to gamble. Generally speaking, this is a kind of gambling that is beneficial to the banker. Players cannot use technology to increase the probability of winning. However, this is also in the hands of Bernice. Her strategy It's all about luck.

She brought a thousand dollars, and after playing a few rounds, it rolled to five thousand. The bets became larger and larger, and after a while, it was rolled to twenty thousand. She almost never lost. As a result, there were more and more people around her. , everyone is buying from her, she will never bet small if she bets big, and never bet big if she bets small, everyone wins the happy flower, but the staff's forehead is sweating profusely, as if worried that tonight will lose money.

But besides winning money, Bernice has also figured out the law of "luck". If it's just betting on big and small, she basically wins every time she bets, betting on two dice, that is, guessing the combination of two dice, she can guess the combination of two dice out of ten times. If you win about five times, if you double dice, that is, two or more points have the same number and are the specified points, you can guess three out of ten times.

As for the round dice (the points are all the same, and are the specified points) and the full round (any one from round one to round six), she has never won a hit so far.

Bernice guessed that the greater the probability of the event itself, the easier it would be for her to subconsciously correct the probability as "inevitable".The occurrence probability of big and small is about 50%, the combination of guessing two dice is 13.89%, double dice is 7.14%, full circumference is 2.78%, and surrounding dice is the least, only 0.463%.

According to the experience just now, she raised the original 50% chance to 100%, 13.89% to 50%, and 7.14% to about 33.3%. Inferred to be below 10%.

A new game started, and the dealer began to accept bets, but everyone did not move, but stared at the blond woman in a long silver dress with piercing eyes.

Even Tony folded his arms and waited to see if she was really that good.

Bernice's eyeballs rolled around, and then she bet 3 on big, and 6 on the combination of points 11 and 17. If the sum of the dice points in a while is between 3 and 6, you won the big bet. [-] and [-] appeared on the three dice, and the combination was also won.

Bernice had just finished betting, and others followed her to bet. Countless pairs of hands holding chips stretched out, and the "big" area was suddenly filled with chips, and chips of different colors piled up like a mountain.

As for the combination of 3+6, there are quite a few bets, but most people still maintain a wait-and-see attitude. You must know that the combination of the two dice does not look like the size, and it is not easy to win.

Seeing that no one wanted to bet anymore, the staff was almost dripping with sweat, and pressed the button to shake the dice with trembling fingers.If the player wins the bet again, he may be arrested by the boss tonight for interrogation...

The three dice rolled in the transparent container, and stopped after a few seconds, and everyone waited with bated breath.

3, 6, 6.

Even Tony's eyes widened now, didn't he, so lucky? !