I'm dying every day [Comprehensive British and American]

Bernice drove back to Ivy's safe house and asked her to bandage the wound. Fortunately, the wound was not deep but was bruised by stray bullets. "Celebrities like her and Harley who usually don't hide their identities in Gotham" "It is impossible to go to the hospital when you are injured, and you will probably be arrested in a second.

Needless to say, Poison Ivy, Bernice and Catwoman were both tired, only Harry was in good spirits after taking a bath, and kept giggling to himself. Even Selina couldn't stand it and asked her: "What are you doing?" What are you laughing at?"

"I managed to get PUDDIN out!" Bernice could almost see Harry in pink bubbles of love, "This time he will definitely fall in love with me, and then he will propose to me, and we will have a bunch baby..."

...Aren't you thinking too far Hey!

"Do you think we should recruit new members?" Catwoman took off her blindfold, revealing a pair of beautiful big eyes, but suddenly said gloomily, "There are only three of us, and the combat power is not enough. If it happens again In the case of this incident, it may not be so easy to get out."

The "three" she said of course refers to herself, Poison Ivy and Bernice. Harley is completely excluded by her. It is good that Harley can make less trouble and let them worry. Rather, it's the "Harry's Ass Wiping Group".

Bernice grinned, revealing a row of thick white teeth, "I agree, for example, we need more manpower for operations like beating up scumbags."

Harley asked naively: "Eh? Scumbag? Who?"

Poison Ivy said in her heart with a blank face: You can't find a man who is more scumbag than the clown you have been thinking about.

Oh, maybe the fabled male wizard could count as one.

She was indeed interested in beating a scumbag, so she asked, "So, do you have any good candidates?"

Both Bernice and Selina were silent.

Members must be female, and able to fight, Selina only thinks of one person, Batgirl Barbara Gordon, but she is from the Bat family, and she is the "Birds of Prey" - a person like them The founders of the all-female team are nothing more than a superhero team, so it's unlikely they will join them.

Bernice knows a lot of powerful women. Among her students, there are already a lot of future X-Men and even Omega-level mutants. But they are all Charles' saplings. If he knows She abducted his little sapling, and will definitely hunt her down to the ends of the earth...

So for a moment, they couldn't think of a suitable person to choose.

Only Hali was not very happy about this proposal, pouted and said, "Why do you want to find new members? We are already fine with just a few of us!"

Poison Ivy glanced at her lightly: "Only you are the least qualified to say this."

Harry immediately went over to hug Poison Ivy, and said coquettishly, "Don't kill me! I know I was wrong, okay~"

Ivy took off the koala Hari hanging from her body without any disturbance in her heart, and said to everyone, "I'm going out to smoke a cigarette."

Bernice also stood up: "Me too."

The two came to the outside of the safe house. Ivy chose a good place, because the opposite was the calm sea, and the sea breeze blowing head-on made my head sober.

Poison Ivy took a cigarette from the box and handed it to Bernice, and said softly, "Thank you this time, Bernice."

The red-haired woman is bright and charming when she smiles, but her skin is abnormally light green, which is caused by the chlorophyll remaining under her skin after she was injected with plant toxins, but now she can control the color of the skin to return The original skin color, but when there are no outsiders, such as getting along with them, she will not deliberately control her skin color and keep them light green.

In fact, Bernice prefers her as she is now, this is her original appearance, with original beauty.

Bernice took out the lighter and lit the cigarette Ivy held in her mouth before lighting her own.

"Didn't Harley tell you? She saved me once."

"Oh?" Poison Ivy raised her eyebrows with interest, "I really haven't heard of it."

Bernice took a puff of the cigarette, tasted it in her mouth for a while, and then exhaled. The white smoke dissipated in the air after a while, "That was before she became the Harley Quinn."

Poison Ivy didn't ask carefully, no matter who Harley was before, she just needs to know who she is now.

Bernice looked at the sea for a while, scratched her head, and said irrationally: "I really want to ask the magic conch, where can I find a new member."

After saying it, she was stunned.

Ivy laughed and joked, "Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?"

sea...sea...

Bernice woke up like a dream, immediately squeezed out the cigarette, pulled Ivy's wrist and ran to the beach.

Ivy was caught off guard by her, and asked her while running: "Where are you going?!"

"Ask the magic conch!"

Ivy: "???"

Poison Ivy followed Bernice to the beach in a bewilderment. The vast Atlantic Ocean stretches as far as the eye can see, and the waves beat against the rocks. They stood on one of the rocks. She was about to ask Bernice what she wanted to do when she Hear her yelling to the sea like a psycho: "Meera! Queen of the Sea! Princess Mera!"

She ignored Poison Ivy's idiot-like gaze and continued to shout, "Come up if you hear it!"

Poison Ivy twitched her lips. Although she didn't know who Bernice was looking for, could anyone really respond? !Does that man live in the sea? !

No one came out of the sea for a long time, Bernice tilted her head, could it be that she couldn't hear?

Thinking of this, Bernice knelt down, took a deep breath, her cheeks puffed up, and then plunged her head into the water!

Ivy was so frightened that she grabbed her shoulders and was about to pull her up from the sea: "What are you doing?!"

Bernice couldn't hear Ivy calling her, the icy sea water flooded her face in all directions, almost freezing her face, and she couldn't open her eyes, so she could only close them and shout, one by one Blisters popping out of mouth: "$*&*&*&%$%[email protected]*)(&*&^!!!"

After calling Bernice, she withdrew her head and took a big breath of fresh air. Her blond hair was messed up and stuck to her face like seaweed, but that wasn't what she cared about. She said to Ivy with a look of disbelief : "I can't speak at all in the water!"

Poison Ivy: "..." Why are you so surprised!Isn't this an obvious thing! .

Bernice shivered from the cold, she stared at the sea unwillingly, but after 3 minutes there was no movement, the sea was still so calm, she could only give up, and went back with Poison Ivy in disappointment.

No reason?Is it too far away for her to hear?

As soon as the two turned around, they heard the sound of sea water flowing, as if someone was walking in the water, but a clear female voice sounded when there was no one around.

"Are you looking for me?"

The two turned their heads in amazement at the same time. An extremely beautiful fiery red long-haired woman was standing in the water, with water droplets dripping from her fingertips and hair. Confused, the green scale tights outlined the beautiful curves, making it suffocatingly sexy.