I'm dying every day [Comprehensive British and American]

Moriarty, a high functioning criminal sociopath, and the Joker, a criminal with a super high IQ, what happens when these two come together in Gotham?Although the clown is currently squatting in Arkham, it is not too difficult for him to come out when he is bored... Could it be that they have an appointment?That was horrible, definitely not something Batman could handle alone.

No, Bernice, calm down, Moriarty is also a systematic and planned lawful evil villain, and he probably won't like the chaotic and evil style of the clown.

It seems that it can't be said that way, perverts are always attracted to each other...

Bernice fell into deep thought, Gotham is probably going to be bombed, should I ask Mrs. David to stay with her for a while?And Harley, Selina, and Ivy, they should also be warned...

Seeing that Bernice hadn't responded for so long, Mrs. David couldn't help asking worriedly, "Are you okay?"

Bernice came back to her senses and found that the eyes of both Moriarty and Mrs. David were on her. She refrained from paying too much attention to the man called "Napoleon of the criminal world", and said: "It's okay, I just drank too fast."

Having said that, why didn't Moriarty stay in the UK and play duo with Holmes and come to the US?And just happened to live next door to Mrs. Davy, so let the poor woman go.

Moriarty smiled and said, "Maybe my face scared her, I'm really sorry."

Wow you're so smart, you really scared her.

Mrs. David said naively: "Oh, how come, you are the most polite child I have ever seen."

"puff--"

"What's the matter with you, Bernice?! Are you all right?"

"Ahem, cough, cough, I'm fine. By the way, didn't you make pizza?"

"Hey, I forgot about it while I was talking, wait for me."

After dismissing Mrs. David, Bernice put down her glass and met the brown-haired man's eyes.

His acting was impeccable, and no one would associate him with the big boss of criminal A. He was just an ordinary man, and he was actually quite naive just by looking at his face.

... Bernice Garcia, what a terrible idea you have.

She asked casually, "When did you move in?"

"Just two weeks ago." Moriarty smiled with two little dimples that gave him a harmless shyness. "It's nice to have Mrs. Davy as a neighbor, she's very caring." I, and often invite me as a guest."

Bernice was unmoved by his two lovely dimples, and she wondered if it was more likely that Mrs. Davy would be removed.

Rocket also rubbed against Moriarty's leg, making him laugh, this Erha is hopeless, don't ask her for help when he cooks and eats her.

Bernice beckoned for Rocket to come over, and Rocket, who was familiar with her, immediately ran over, stood up on two hind legs, put two front legs on Bernice's thighs, and wagged his tail, He yelled happily: "Aw!"

Bernice covered her conscience and said, "Because I work in another city, I can't accompany her often, so I'm really happy to see you here."

Moriarty asked interestedly, "Excuse me for my ignorance, what kind of job is it?"

"Just a Spanish teacher."

"Spanish? I know a little too."

When Bernice was about to pretend to be in front of the big guy and couldn't untie it, Mrs. David appeared, and she put the freshly heated pizza in front of Bernice, and she immediately put the matter behind her , I ate it with gusto.

She cut a small piece of pizza for Rocket, who was about to drool on the ground, and Mrs. David complained, "Really, you spoiled it, didn't you see that it is too fat to run?"

"Aww!" You panicked!

Moriarty stood up and said to Mrs. David, "It's almost time for me to leave too. Thank you for your hospitality."

Mrs. David asked in surprise: "Shouldn't you sit a little longer?"

Bernice almost choked, hey, you are courting death!Let him go Mrs Davy!

Fortunately, Moriarty rejected her: "Next time, I will have something to do later."

After Mrs. David sent Moriarty away, Bernice immediately pulled her into the room and asked her if Jim had ever been in this room before she dared to tell her not to associate with that person again.

Mrs. David asked why, as Bernice expected. She came up with the argument that she had thought up earlier, and it took a long time to persuade her.

Bernice also left after sitting for a while, intending to walk to Harry's house to see if anyone was there.

When I got downstairs, I found a man standing in front of the stairs, who seemed to be waiting for someone.

Bernice stopped in her tracks because that person was Moriarty, he also noticed that Bernice was coming, and smiled politely, but he stood in front of the stairs brightly, preventing her from leaving, "Miss Garcia. "

Bernice's heart trembled. What should come will still come. Fortunately, after dealing with Batman and the Joker, she has some experience in facing these superheroes and villains with super high IQ, so she asked straight to the point: " Are you waiting for me?"

He smiled hypocritically: "That's right."

She kept calm: "I'm in a hurry, so hurry up."

"I've always been curious, how did you find out?" Moriarty put his hands in his trouser pockets, and said in a tone as if he was discussing the weather, "You know, I am one of the smartest people in the world. One."

Bernice's expression froze: "What did you find? Did you mean..."

"You should be very clear about what I'm talking about." He hooked the corner of his mouth, "Why don't we be more frank?"

Bernice met his eyes, took a deep breath, and said, "If you're talking about finding out you're gay, it's not impossible to tell you why."

Moriarty: "..." Wait, it seems to be different from what he imagined.

Bernice looked at him with extremely serious eyes, "Because I am the same as you, and Mrs. David doesn't know about it."

Bernas patted Moriarty on the shoulder, because he was not much taller than her, so she did it with ease, "You know, people like us seem to have a radar in their brains, and My radar is very accurate, I can tell if it is gay at a glance."

The identity of "Jim" was indeed deliberately faked by him as a homosexual, but it was only used to deceive Sherlock Holmes.

When Mrs. Davy and Bernice introduced him, her damned reaction made him sure that Bernice must know something, but he was not sure how much the other party knew, so he made it so vague on purpose, hoping to learn from her Get something out of your mouth. .

However, he didn't think that Bernice recognized him. He was always very careful, and even Sherlock Holmes was tricked by him. The possibility of revealing his identity was the lowest.

Moriarty looked at Bernice's expression, and at the same time, his brain was calculating at a high speed, calculating the probability that she was lying.

This time, even he wasn't quite sure if Bernice was joking or if she really thought he was gay and that's why she showed him that expression when she saw him at Mrs. David's house.

Given his confidence in himself, the latter was more likely now, and he was unwilling to believe that this seemingly thoughtless woman could be smarter than Sherlock Holmes.

He resisted the urge to twitch the corners of his mouth. Since Bernice probably didn't know his true identity, then he had to play a full set of acting: "...that's really amazing."

Bernice said in an experienced tone: "So you don't have to be shy, it's a secret between us."

Moriarty pondered for a while, and turned sideways to make way for a passage. Bernice said goodbye to him with a smile, not noticing the thoughtful look in the man's eyes looking at her.

After getting rid of Moriarty, Bernice put away her smiling face in an instant, lamenting that her skin is getting thicker and thicker, and she hopes to stay with him for a while longer.

Ignorance is a kind of happiness. Now Bernice has more or less experienced this sentence. She wishes that she doesn't know anything, then her troubles will definitely be much less.

When they arrived downstairs at Harley's house, the cell phone rang just in time. It was Poison Ivy who called her, and it was also the first time that Poison Ivy contacted her on her own initiative.

As soon as she answered, the other party didn't say hello, but said anxiously, "Bernese, where are you?"

"I'm in Gotham, what's wrong?"

Ivy said in a serious voice: "Harry has an accident."

Bernice paused, "What's the matter?"

"She sneaked to Arkham and rescued the Joker, and then Batman came and caught her."

Bernice's foot slipped, and Harry really wanted to make trouble after watching for a while, and asked again, "Where's the clown?"

This time Ivy's tone became itchy: "He left Harry and ran away."

"..."

Thinking that the Napoleon of the criminal world was also in Gotham, and the crime prince of Gotham had escaped from prison again, Bernice felt that she had a headache.

She asked, "Where are you, I'm coming to meet you."