I'm dying every day [Comprehensive British and American]

Selina raised her eyebrows interestingly, and asked Harry, "You know him?"

"Of course, Bernice is my friend." Harry nodded.

"Can you let me go?" Bernice said dissatisfied, "You hurt me."

Selina let go of Bernice and got up from her.Bernice also got up from the ground, and touched her waist in distress. Why do DC characters like to press other people's waists so much? Fortunately, Catwoman is not heavy.

Those two men who weighed over 170 pounds should really do some soul-searching.

Seeing this, Selina crossed her arms with her chest, and the twin peaks were about to come out, but unfortunately, all the people present were women, so they didn't respond.She said to Bernice, "Sorry, I thought you were an intruder."

Bernice let it go and said she didn't care about it. She trimmed her hair, glanced at the faces of the three of them, and asked, "So, are you having a party?"

"Aha, it's about the same." Harley stepped forward and hugged Bernice's arm intimately, and rubbed her face with her face, like a clingy cat, "Ivy and I are good friends, Selina just joined us, so we are all good friends!"

Poison Ivy rolled her eyes unceremoniously: "Who is your good friend."

Harry pouted: "Don't be so cold!"

Selina watched them fight with a smile, and seemed to be used to it. Although Poison Ivy always disliked Harry for being stupid and troublesome, she was very tolerant towards her.

"Oh, that's right." Harry yelled, pointing to Poison Ivy and Catwoman, "She's Ivy, she's Selina, and this is Bernice."

Bernice understood that this was probably the stronghold of the three of them, and seeing Catwoman wandering around in her underwear, she must have lived here for a while.

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are a very popular Lily CP, so it is not surprising that they will know Bernice. To be honest, she would rather Harley and Poison Ivy be together, which is better than being with the Joker To have a future.

As for Catwoman, all she knows is that she is having an affair with Batman.

Bernice asked, "Did you know that the clown is in jail?"

Harry's smile disappeared immediately, she gritted her teeth and said, "It's all that stinky bat, next time I will definitely kill him..."

"Ha-lee-"

Harry looked at her aggrievedly: "What..."

Bernice gave her a sideways look: "If you kill people for the clown, I will break up with you."

"She's right, you should stay away from that lunatic." Poison Ivy said, she and Bernice absolutely agreed on the matter that Harley should leave the Joker. Her love, but Harley is so devoted to him that even Poison Ivy can't stand her eyes.

In fact, Harley is not the first "Harley Girl", there have been many "Harley Girls" before her, but they were all killed by the Clown without exception.

Harley's nature is not bad, she is smart and strong when it comes to things that don't involve the clown, but when it comes to the clown, Harley becomes cruel and crazy.

"Yes, the clown had better stay in Arkham forever." Bernice agreed.

When Poison Ivy nodded in agreement, Harley shouted: "How can that be done! Why should I live without PUDDIN?"

Catwoman couldn't help but interjected, "Of course it's for her own survival. Smart women don't rely on men."

After getting to know each other, Bernice needs to stay tonight anyway, Selina just put on a T-shirt casually, and the four women nestled together on the sofa, trying to persuade Harry to leave clown.

Except for Harley, the other three people don't like clowns very much. The so-called enemy of an enemy is a friend. This makes Bernice think that they are some kind of girlfriends who let go of their good sister and dumped their scumbag boyfriend, but in fact they are quite different. Not much.

Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, and Catwoman are all anti-hero female characters who are both good and evil, but Harley Quinn is closer to the villain because of the relationship with the clown. Only Bernice does not have a particularly awesome identity. Give yourself a nickname, like "Lucky Man" or something.

With her head resting on Bernice's lap, Harry looked up at Bernice and asked, "By the way, where have you been during this time?"

"I found a job, and I'm going back tomorrow." Bernice replied, running along Halle's hair.

"It's a pity." Harry said reluctantly, "It's rare to meet and talk about it."

"Although I don't want to go to work, the food and accommodation there are not bad, and I have a good life there." Bernice said heartlessly.

"By the way, why don't we form a team too!" Harry suddenly sat up from Bernice's lap, and shouted enthusiastically, "A team like the Justice League!"

"Huh?" Poison Ivy first questioned, "Are you stupid? Let me and Selina be vigilantes?"

Not to mention her, Catwoman is a thief who makes a living by stealing, and it is difficult for her to change her ways.

Harry explained with difficulty: "No, no, I just said it's like the Justice League, excluding the nature."

"What?" Catwoman raised her long legs and said, "Why haven't I heard of this?"

"I came up with it on the spur of the moment, hehe." Harry blinked at her, "It's called 'Gotham Phantom', how about it?"

Bernice picked a grape and threw it into her mouth, she chewed and asked, "Will you be paid?"

Harry was taken aback: "Huh? Salary?"

"If you don't have money, you don't have to talk about it. I never work for nothing."

Harry said angrily: "Isn't it just money, there are a lot of PUDDINs, how much do you want?"

Bernice immediately said, "I joined."

Poison Ivy & Catwoman: "..." This face must have changed too quickly.

They guessed that with Harley's character, the team's affairs were only a 3-minute hot topic, maybe she turned around and forgot about it, so they agreed, just to make Harley happy.

Okay, so here comes the question, who will be the captain?

Harry said: "Of course it's me, Gotham Phantom was created by me!"

"No." Ivy and Selina said in unison, obviously they were not at ease with Harley's ability.

Ivy lifted her hair coquettishly, and said with a coquettish smile: "I think it should be a person with commanding ability. As for who it is, don't I need to say it?"

Selina interjected: "The team's name is 'Gotham Phantom', isn't it a person who is most familiar with Gotham? I am the best thief in Gotham, no one is more familiar with it than me."

"Sorry, I think Batman is more familiar than you." Bernice said blankly, "Actually, I think I can too..."

Four people: "..."

In the end, if there is no match, the decision must be made through guessing.

"Oh yeah!" Harry screamed excitedly, "Haha I'm the captain!"

"..." Both Ivy and Selina fell silent, the team was about to die.

Only Bernice stared at her hand suspiciously, why did she guess and lose?Has her ability failed? !

Ivy yawned, which made everyone else realize that it was getting late.

Selina raised a very important question: "There is only one bed here, and the three of us are usually enough to sleep. How are we going to sleep tonight?"

Harry immediately hugged Bernice and shouted like a child: "I don't care, I want to sleep with Xiaobai!"

Ivy sighed, she always felt like a worried parent when getting along with Harley, and said: "Bernese only stays for one night, let her sleep on the bed, I will sleep on the sofa tonight."

Now that it's allotted, Bernice headed to the shower, all the lingerie she bought at Victoria's Secret finally coming in handy, and when she pulls out the leopard-print lingerie set from her shopping bag, the eyes of Poison Ivy and Catwoman It's all stuck to it and can't be removed.

Selina whistled teasingly, "Wow, this is wild."

Bernice said, "Don't look at me that way, Dick Grayson picked it for me."

Now Selina was stunned: "Dick Grayson? Bruce Wayne's adopted son?"

Ivy asked in surprise: "Are you dating?" Boyfriends are the only ones who can help girls choose underwear, right?

Harry exclaimed: "Why do you have a boyfriend?!"

Bernice replied flatly: "No."

Selina smiled slyly: "Then you slept with him?"

Bernice just shrugged without being shy. "He's too young, I mean age."

Catwoman glanced at the leopard-print underwear again, and sighed: "But I didn't expect that he looks so beautiful, but he has such strong taste."

……

Bernice went into the bathroom with a towel and underwear, filled the bathtub with water and took off her clothes to soak in. She squinted her eyes comfortably, and after a short soak, she heard the door open. Someone came in. She looked up and met her. Lily's mischievous smile.

"What are you doing here?" she asked.

Harry replied as a matter of course: "Take a bath."

After finishing speaking, she took off her clothes in front of Bernice without any hesitation, and jumped into the bathtub after stripping naked, splashing water all over Bernice's face.

Bernice hit Harry lightly on the head with a hand knife: "Don't make trouble."

Harry grinned and approached Bernice. Bernice's skin was originally fair, but compared with Harry's paper-white complexion, it became healthy.

Harley had already removed her make-up, her face looked two or three years younger, pure and beautiful, her pale cheeks were steamed to a healthy rosy color, Bernice couldn't help pinching her.

The two were soaking in the bathtub, the water was clear water, so they could see each other's body completely. Harry's eyes fell on Bernice's chest. She held her chest that was only C, and curled her lips angrily: "Why are you and Ivy so thin, but your breasts are so fleshy?"

Bernice hooked the corners of her lips in a smug manner, "It's something you were born with, you won't be envious."

As soon as she finished speaking, Harley reached out and hit her chest, causing her to yell, "Hey where are you touching?!"

"Who told you to pinch my face just now, and why don't you let me pinch it back?" Harry licked his lips cunningly, but his hands kept groping, "Maybe I will grow bigger if I touch it a few more times, hahaha! "