I'm dying every day [Comprehensive British and American]

Many thoughts flashed through his mind one by one, and Dick only thought of one possibility: "Are you... Bruce's girlfriend?"

"No." Bernice denied, adding immediately after Dick had just breathed a sigh of relief, "But it may be soon."

Dick: "...???"

He looked at this blond woman who was definitely less than ten years older than him, and couldn't imagine that she would become his... adoptive mother?

Judging from her tone, it seems that she is still full of confidence in the matter of "becoming Bruce Wayne's girlfriend"? ?

Dick was immediately struck by his own thoughts, and quickly threw out this terrible idea.

If Bernice could hear what Dick was saying, she would reply: Yes, you may not believe it, but it was he who did it first.

is not that right?Although Batman always wanted to take her back to Arkham, didn't he save her and bring her back in a critical moment?Maybe even artificial respiration was done, it would be a pity if that was the case, she wasn't awake at the time.

Anyway, Bruce Wayne has been OOC since feeding her medicine.

"Would you like some?" Bernice handed out the plate, "I made it myself, it should taste good."

Although she used the word "should", her complacent tone made it sound like "Oh, you don't eat it, you will regret it if you don't eat it".

"...No, thank you." Even in the face of a stranger who appeared in his home for no reason, and this stranger claimed to be Bruce's "future girlfriend", Dick still politely rejected her.

However, the nervous Bernice didn't notice the slight alienation in Dick's polite words, and thought he was embarrassed, so she took an extra set of cutlery from the kitchen cabinet, cut the steak into two pieces, and put them on the table. Serve one of them.

"Sit down." She said simply.

Dick: "..."

Under Bernice's gaze, he silently cut a small piece of meat and put it in his mouth. It tasted really good, but it was not because she cooked it well, but because the steak was originally worth a hundred dollars an ounce. of top-notch goods.

After symbolically chewing a few times, he put down the knife and fork, and said, "I'm full."

Since Bruce knew that she had pulled off everyone's vest, Bernice didn't bother to act, so she asked directly, "Are you looking for Bruce Wayne?"

Dick gave a vague "um", and he looked at the woman across from him without any trace. He was completely unaware that he was wearing only a thin shirt in front of a stranger, and even the buttons were thin. If it is not buttoned properly, the top two buttons are opened casually, and he can even see the color and full lines of the underwear...

He coughed unnaturally, and quickly looked away.

"Ah." Bernice put down the knife and fork, and said suddenly, "Are you free?"

He's free until tonight, Dick thought, but he's got the feeling this woman is up to no good, so he's going to ask, "What's the matter?"

"I need to buy some clothes, and I just need a bag."

Dick: "???"

What's wrong with this girl? !

……

Gotham during the day is not lively and prosperous at night. This metropolis with a population of more than 600 million is actually a good tourist attraction. The mayor of Gotham has been vigorously promoting tourism in recent years, but it is a pity that "the city with the NO.1 crime rate in the United States" This title puts many travelers off.

Dick's servant, Grayson, silently carried Bernice's booty, and followed her closely.

If Jason saw him like this, he would probably laugh at him for the rest of his life.

Why did he willingly help Bernice carry the bag?Because he wanted to persuade Bernice to give up Bruce and stop pestering him.

Bruce would never take his female companion back, because their house has too many secrets, so they generally don't let unrelated people stay here overnight, besides, Bruce generally adopts a "disposable" approach to her female companion. The plan, simply put, is a shield. After the formal date, the relationship will be severed, so they will not be brought home.

However, Bernice appeared here, it seems that she slept here last night, what does this mean...?

Although Bernice's face is the type that men would like, Dick doesn't think Bruce will really like her, she looks like a pure gold digger, not the type that Bruce likes, that should be just an accident , Bruce probably just slept with her accidentally...?

The type he likes should be an independent and strong woman like Thalia and Catwoman, not a vase that looks like nothing but her face and figure, Dick comforted himself.

In case Bernice suddenly appeared in the Wayne mansion again in the future, it would cause them a lot of inconvenience. I believe Bruce also understands this truth, even if she will stay here with the cheek, Bruce will not be able to drive her away. , so Dick thought of sacrificing himself so that Bernice would give up the idea of ​​being the mistress of Wayne Mansion.

"Ah." Bernice, who was walking in front, stopped suddenly, and Dick almost ran into him, "Go in and have a look."

Dick looked up and saw a pink sign and a big poster on the outside wall, smiling at him with beautiful female models in sexy lingerie.

...Victoria's Secret? ?

Dick's eyelids twitched, did he really want to go in?

"You want to wait for me here?" Bernice turned her head and glanced at Dick who was still standing outside the door, "Standing in front of the lingerie store will be regarded as a pervert."

Dick: "..."

"Bruce Wayne's adopted son Dick Grayson accompanies his girlfriend to visit Victoria's Secret! " or "Bruce Wayne's adopted son Dick Grayson sneaking around at the door of Victoria's Secret! ", he will probably choose the former.

While Dick was still struggling, Bernice had already advanced in, and he had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow behind.

Victoria's Secret is a very popular large lingerie chain store, 90.00% of the stores are women, and the rest of the men are drawn in by female partners like him.

It would be fine if it was just to hang out with his girlfriend, it would be a pleasure in life, but the problem is that he and Bernice have only known each other for less than two hours, isn't it too fast to go shopping together in underwear shops...?

Dick was terribly embarrassed, although it was not obvious from his expression, so Bernice walked around without any psychological burden.

"Do you like black or pink?" Bernice asked Dick, holding up two bras of the same style but different colors.

Dick twitched the corners of his mouth, her nerves are too thick, is there anyone who asks a new opposite sex like that?

Dick made sure of the bra in her hand, a button-front style with dark prints and lace trim, and he caught a glimpse of the label.

34D...?

Dick immediately turned his head away and coughed heavily: "Anything is fine!"

"Look, that boy is serious about helping his girlfriend choose underwear. He's so considerate and handsome. If only my boyfriend was half as good as him."

"His girlfriend looks older than him, do boys still like mature and sexy women?"

The conversations of two female customers not far away came to my ears. There was no doubt that they were discussing him and Bernice. Dick's back stiffened, and he just wanted to put a paper bag over his head.

He couldn't help rushing Bernice: "Have you made your choice?"

Bernice said innocently, "I asked you because I couldn't decide."

Seeing that Dick still didn't answer, Bernice struggled for a while, and finally put down the pink one, "It's better to be black, black is sexy."

... sexy?She wants to wear this to seduce Bruce?That was the first thought that popped into Dick's mind.

No, this must not happen!

"No!" Dick shouted suddenly, and Bernice looked at him suspiciously. His eyes scanned the store, which one was the style that Bruce would never like?

——Have it!

Dick said seriously, "The one over there looks better."

Bernice looked at Dick's fingers, and a leopard-print underwear was hanging brightly on the display cabinet, very eye-catching.

The two female customers exclaimed.

"Wow, I didn't expect to like leopard print? It looks so gentle, but its taste is so wild."

"Tsk tsk, maybe she's the type who usually dresses well and is a beast on the bed. People can't judge by their appearance!"

Dick: "..."

He, only, no, yes!

Dick stepped on his long legs, went to the display cabinet over there, found Bernice's size at a glance, took the leopard print bra, and said to her expressionlessly: "Choose it, pay for it. "

Bernice was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Although the leopard print is a bit earthy, but since you highly recommend it, then I will buy it."

Dick said he didn't want to talk anymore.

After the two left to pay, the two female customers looked at their backs and sighed in unison: "Oh, it seems that he really wants his girlfriend to wear it. He is so anxious."

……

When Dick came out of the lingerie store carrying a pink shopping bag emblazoned with the Victoria's Secret logo, he breathed a sigh of relief.

It's not that he has no experience in dating, but he doesn't know what normal couples would do, because his partners are not ordinary girls, and it's really the first time to go shopping with girls.

Dick's impression was that it was terrible.

Tired from shopping, Bernice and Dick went into the coffee shop and ordered a light meal set meal, and Dick finally found a chance to speak.

"Bruce had a lot of girlfriends," he said.

Hearing the topic suddenly started by the person opposite, Bernice raised her head and asked puzzledly, "So?"

"And the longest term of each term shall not exceed one month."

"Then?"

"He doesn't intend to marry either."

Dick said to Bernice very sincerely: "Bruce is not a good match."

Bernice: "?"

She stared at the handsome young man opposite for a while, then slowly opened her lips: "You mean, you are a better match than him?"

Dick's hand trembled, and the coffee in the cup almost leaked out.

How did this conclusion come about? !

He thinks that he has made it clear enough that most people will get the meaning behind his back, leave Bruce's side from now on, and stop pestering him wisely, right?And Bernice's face was full of doubts, she was not pretending to be stupid, she was really stupid.

Dick started to have a headache, what should I do with you?

Bruce already had enough work to do, and he didn't want the burden on him to increase, so sacrificing himself wasn't a big deal.

After he figured it out, his hands stopped shaking, and he slowly put down the coffee cup, his eyes gradually became firmer, and he looked at Bernice with calm eyes and said, "Yes."

……

Dick drove Bernice back to Wayne Manor, and resigned himself to his fate, he took out all the things in the trunk and brought them into the mansion.

Bruce and Alfred received a message from Dick two hours ago, saying that he had returned, but they were both in the Batcave at the time, and when they came out, the mansion was already empty, not to mention Dick and even Bernice was gone. .

Bruce knew they were back from the moment Dick drove into Wayne Manor, and thinking that Alfred was preparing dinner, he decided to go out and see for himself.

So the three people who walked into the hall at the same time ran into each other.

"Bruce." Dick shouted, and the next second he realized that he was holding Bernice's trophy, and he stood there awkwardly facing Bruce's probing eyes.

Sorry Bruce, he couldn't help you get rid of this woman.

Dick thought guiltily.

Bruce nodded and asked, "How long?"

Dick replied, "Three or four days."

Bruce didn't say anything more, he looked at Bernice with empty hands, then at Dick with shopping bags in both hands.

... If he guessed correctly, Dick met Bernice when he came back, and the two went shopping together.

What is this God unfolding?

As far as he knew, although Dick had the most positive character in the whole family and was polite to others, it didn't mean that he would be kind enough to carry a bag to a woman he just met.

Could it be that Dick has a crush on her?That's the only explanation Bruce can think of.

Thinking of Bernice's character, Bruce wondered if he should have a good talk with him.

"That's right." Bernice took the Victoria's Secret shopping bag from Dick's hand, and reached into it to touch it. Dick suddenly had a bad feeling, but it was too late, and Bernice found out The leopard-print underwear was held up to Bruce's eyes, and he asked him enthusiastically, "Dick helped me choose this, does it look good?"

Bruce: "..."

Dick: "..."