I'm dying every day [Comprehensive British and American]

Sure enough, a large box of hamburgers was delivered to Xavier School the next day, and the expression on Charles' face when he asked her to sign for it was wonderful.

"'Sender: Tony Stark'?" Charles said meaningfully, "Why didn't I know you knew each other?"

"I met yesterday." Bernice directly unwrapped one of the hamburgers and took a bite, chewed a few times, then stared at Charles suddenly, "Are you jealous?"

Charles' eyelids twitched: "...I didn't."

The old man who delivered the goods looked at the receipt in front of him: "Are you Beatrice Garcia? This is Tony..." In order to see the name on it, he almost buried his face in it, "Tony Stank* sent you the goods, please sign here."

Bernice was delighted when she heard it: "Tony 'Big Shit'? Aha! I must tell him next time we meet." She took the receipt and signed it, "But my name is Bernice, not Beatrice. "

Seeing that the old man was about to leave, Bernice stopped him: "Hey, do you want a hamburger?" Then, she fished another hamburger from the box, "Cheese flavor, how about?"

The old man said, "Oh, I like cheeseburgers the most."

Bernice threw it to the old man, and after he caught it, he waved to her cheerfully, "Thank you, little girl."

Looking at the trembling back of the old man, Bernice always felt as if she had seen him somewhere, but it was fine if she couldn't remember.She asked Charles again if he wanted to eat, but he politely refused, so she asked Hank to help move it to the classroom. Anyway, she couldn't finish it by herself, so she could share it with the students.

When the little mutants heard that there was something to eat, they were immediately overjoyed, and sat on their seats looking at her with sparkling eyes.

Bernice said: "Student Maximov... Didn't I ask you, Pietro—Wanda, can you use your ability to help distribute hamburgers to every student's table?"

...Is this how her abilities are used?

Wanda twitched the corners of her mouth, and met Bernice's eyes bravely: "... yes."

"Excellent." Bernice smiled with satisfaction. She glanced at Qin's hesitation from the corner of her eye and asked, "What do you want to say? Gray?"

Qin lowered her head and said in a mosquito-like voice, "I...I can help too..."

"That's great, you help Mark Mosif."

With the joint efforts of the two mutants, Wanda and Qin, the hamburger "floats" onto every classmate's desk, and Katie, the phantom cat, raises her hand and asks, "Teacher, can we eat now?"

Bernice replied without raising her eyes: "Yes, don't dirty the place."

So in this class, the whole classroom smelled of gravy.

During the month of teaching at Xavier School, Bernice's popularity soared, and she became the most popular teacher among students after the principal.

reason?Because she is so casual.

Never assigns homework, doesn't care about students being late, even turns a blind eye to students skipping classes (in fact, she just didn't notice that someone didn't come to class), and often leaves class early, and doesn't care if they are in class do what.

Before get out of class ended, Bernice closed the book and suddenly remembered something and said, "Oh, right, next Friday is Halloween, right?"

The little mutants immediately raised their heads, their little faces were filled with excitement. Could it be that Mr. Garcia is going to give out candies? !

Thinking of this, I heard Bernice say lightly: "I don't know how to prepare candy, don't ask me to take it, but I don't mind if you give me the candy."

All students: "..."

After class, Bernice was called to his office by Charles. She thought it was a big deal, but he said, "I heard you teach students to speak Spanish swear words in class?"

Bernice did not shy away from it, and directly admitted: "Indeed."

Charles had a headache and felt the urge to rub his forehead, "Bernese, you can't do that."

"Why not?" Bernice tilted her head in confusion, "Foul words are also part of the language and culture. If you don't even know the local swear words, how can you understand their culture?"

She spoke with certainty, and Charles thought about what fallacy this was, and persuaded her earnestly: "If you teach them like this, what if they swear in the future?"

"It's okay, I don't mind."

Charles: "..."

He finally gave up on Bernice, and said helplessly, "Anyway, don't do this again in the future."

Bernice was afraid that he would deduct her salary, so she held back and nodded obediently: "I see."

After coming out of the principal's office, Bernice saw a brown-haired girl with a ponytail standing at the door of her office, seemingly waiting for her.

When Katie heard the sound of the door opening, she turned her head, and when she saw Bernice, she obediently shouted, "Mr. Garcia!"

"what's up?"

The sweet-looking girl nodded and said, "It's like this. I didn't understand a few grammars when I was in class. Are you free now?"

"No time." Bernice answered directly.

Phantom Cat: "?"

"Game of Thrones is in 15 minutes and I'm not available."

Who knew that Katie exclaimed: "Teacher, you also watch "Game of Thrones"?!" She immediately said: "I am also a fan!"

Bernice immediately became enthusiastic, put her arms around Katie's shoulders and led her into her office, "Come on, what are you doing outside when the broadcast is about to start?"

Bernice fetched a chair for Katie, and turning on the TV—she bought it herself—said to Katie, "Can you get me the Coke? It's over there in the cupboard."

"Okay." Katie said, she approached the cabinet, stretched out her hand, penetrated the glass door and took out the bottle of Coke inside.

Bernice: "...Thanks."

Katie, who was originally asking for a lecture, watched "Game of Thrones" together with Bernice for no reason.

"Ah, Ramsay, you scum! I'm going to chop off his penis and feed it to the dogs!"

"Wuwu Sansa is so miserable, she married two perverts one after another..."

"I just said that Little Rose can't beat Cersei, a scheming little bitch!"

Charles, who came out of the office, heard a burst of yelling from two different voices coming from behind the door next door. He was silent for a moment, and finally left pretending not to hear.

……

The much-anticipated arrival of the whole school has finally come to Halloween.

A few days ago, with the joint efforts of teachers and students, many Halloween decorations were added to the campus, such as bat-shaped flashing lights wrapped around the handrails of the stairs, twinkling, and large and small jack-o-lanterns hanging from the ceiling. Those pumpkins Grinning, it actually looks kind of weird.

Although Bernice said she would not give out candy, she still couldn't resist buying two big bags of candy when she was shopping in the supermarket yesterday. At this time, she was carrying a small pumpkin basket filled with candies of various colors.

On this day, the students also wore strange costumes to class. Early in the morning, Bernice saw many students dressed as vampires and strong zombies, bouncing around in the corridors. There was a joyful festive atmosphere. When she saw Bernice He went up to her and asked for candy.

"Morning, teacher!" A student dressed as a mummy greeted. To be honest, the other party was so tightly bound with bandages that it was impossible to tell who it was, so Bernice just replied: "Good morning."

Bernice turned around and found Nightcrawler standing behind her. He was staring down at his feet, his pointed tail curled up in embarrassment: "No, trick or treating..."

The blue-skinned Kurt was dressed in the same way as usual, except that there were two more pointed devil horns on the top of his head, and his natural golden eyes didn't even need to wear colored contact lenses.

Kurt's voice was so soft that he didn't seem to be trying to make trouble at all, but Bernice still stuffed him with a few candies and stroked his hair.

Kurt blushed (although he couldn't see it on his blue skin), his whole body stiffened, and in the next second he disappeared out of thin air with a "swish", leaving only a puff of blue smoke.

Bernice: "??"

Bernice cast her eyes on Warren who was standing in the corner but looking at this side, and asked, "Worthington, do you want candy too?"

Warren put on a white robe today, with a glowing halo on his head, and he looked like a real angel.

He frowned, turned his face away: "I don't want it."

Bernice looked at Warren dressed as an angel, then thought about Kurt dressed as a devil, and suddenly realized: "So you are the official match?"

Warren: "?"

Bernice had just bid farewell to Warren and met Charles again. He was still neatly dressed as usual, without makeup or strange clothes, which made him stand out among a group of vampires and zombies.

Charles also saw Bernice, and he couldn't help but ask, "What are you playing?"

"I'm a cat." Bernice pointed to the two cat ears on top of her head expressionlessly, "Didn't you see my ears, meow?"

"..."

She said again: "How can you not dress up for such an atmospheric festival?" She magically pulled out another cat ear headband from nowhere, "Fortunately, I have extra props here."

As she spoke, she bent down and put the headband on Charles' head, and there were a pair of cute cat ears on the top of the latter's head.

Charles, with two black furry cat ears, looked up at her helplessly, his wet blue eyes looked innocent, like a cat that was forcibly groomed by its owner.

Bernice clutched her heart as if she had been hit by a critical blow, and took a few steps back.

Bad, bad, it seems a little cute.