[Shan Hai Jing] I will be a teacher for the beast

Yun Sheng stood at the door of the classroom and took a deep breath.I hope that grandpa and aunt can teach better than elementary school students.Suddenly I regret that I signed so easily yesterday, and I seem to be a little brainless.

But Yun Sheng thought about it again, and went to work five days a week, and only had two hours of class a day.Such a good fairy job, what kind of bike do you want!Thinking of this, she had no regrets, so she walked into the classroom with the book in her arms.

Although Suzaku and the others said yesterday that they only need to bring their mobile phone, Yun Sheng still brought a book.It can be regarded as a disguised form to give yourself a little sense of security.New teachers must bring books to class, otherwise, what a shame! ! !

"Hello students, I am your old and new..." Yun Sheng stood at the podium table and looked down, but what he saw was not a group of elders and aunts, but a group of younger brothers and sisters with godly looks.

The sunny and handsome little brother, the elegant and gentle little brother, the melancholy and sad little brother, and the sweet and lovely young lady, the dignified and beautiful young lady, the hot and sexy young lady.There are only six people, almost covering all types.

Yun Sheng was dumbfounded, what's going on, what's going on, how did the promised grandpa and aunt (not) become like this?Um, did I come to the wrong place?

"I seem to have gone to the wrong classroom." Yun Sheng picked up the books on the podium table and was about to go out. She also missed the classroom when she was teaching before, so it should be like this.

However, when Yun Sheng was about to leave, he realized it again.No, it was Yu who led him in just now, and he also said that there are only six students in the Divine Beast Training School now.She counted, and there were really six students.

And there are acquaintances inside, the three I met yesterday, who claim to be Suzaku, Xuanwu and Baihu.Wait a minute, so, I didn't come to the wrong place?

"Teacher." Suzaku is the sweet and lovely one, she stood up, "Teacher, you are right, today's students are just us."

Xuan Wu is the sunny and handsome guy, although his speech always makes people feel slow, "Teacher, it's us."

Bai Hu is that elegant and gentle, he didn't speak, but nodded to Yun Sheng.

Yun Sheng froze for a moment, then turned around and stood in front of the podium again. "Hello students, I am your new teacher Yun Sheng, you can call me Teacher Yun from now on. Since today is the first class, please introduce yourself. I already know three of them, and the other three Can you tell me your name?"

It's so dark, I'm so lost! ! !

No, hold on tight!As a teacher, a guide who guides the students must never let the students see that they are confused and embarrassed.Let them know that they have secured a fortune and are a good teacher they can trust.

...Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I still feel very embarrassed, help me, I am about to have an embarrassing cancer, hey!

Although Yun Sheng's inner activities were extremely rich, the smile on her face did not show at all.Just kidding, she has been professionally trained, and she must maintain the demeanor that a teacher should have in all kinds of embarrassing situations.gaffe?impossible!

The hot and sexy young lady stood up and raised eyebrows at Yun Sheng, "My name is Jiuwei, and I come from Qingqiu Mountain. Teacher, please give me more advice in the future~~~"

"Okay, Nine-Tails, please sit down." Although Yun Sheng's heart trembled because of Nine-Tail's power-filled winking eyes, there was no reaction on her face.Again, the basic qualities of teachers.

Nine Tails smiled coquettishly, this teacher is interesting, she likes it.

"Qingluan has met the teacher." Qingluan is the dignified and beautiful one, she is wearing Hanfu, and she salutes Yun Shen when she stands up.

Yun Sheng returned the salute subconsciously, "Okay, student Qingluan, please sit down." It's so dark, was her salute just now irregular? !

Qingluan smiled slightly, "Thank you teacher." Then she sat down gracefully.

Then, there is only one person left in the class.All eyes were on him, but he didn't respond at all, as if he didn't hear at all.

"Teacher, he's Bai Ze." Suzaku said, "He hasn't been able to sleep well recently, and his mind is a little dull."

As soon as Suzaku finished speaking, Bai Ze responded, "It is impossible for my brain to go wrong!" The most important thing for Bai Ze is his brain, who would dare to slander him?

Suzaku shrugged, "Okay, what you said makes sense." Anyway, it's impossible to reason with Bai Ze, especially in this regard, otherwise he would really be mad at him.

Yun Sheng is also helpless in the face of this group of students who took the name of the beast, so is it the school's rule that everyone use the code name?Forget it, anyway, I am here to teach students, so I know who is who, and I can call them clearly.

Perhaps, this is the regulations of the beast training school.After class, I will look for this regulation, and check it out for myself to avoid any offense.

"Then today we are going to learn how to operate a mobile phone," Yun Sheng said with a classy smile on his face, "First of all, everyone needs to take out a mobile phone." Shit, what kind of devil's speech is this!

Just when Yun Sheng felt embarrassed, the six students sitting below all took out a mobile phone and put it on the table.

Yun Sheng froze for a moment, it seemed that it wasn't particularly embarrassing. "Today we will learn how to use Weixin to communicate with our friends, and how to post to Moments and other operations." No, it's still embarrassing, help.

"Teacher." Suzaku waved his hand while holding the phone with a black screen, "Our phone can't be turned on." Alas, if it weren't for the rules of heaven and earth that made them fall to this point, they don't have to find a human to be their substitute. teacher.

As long as they cast spells to extract human memories and put them in their own brains, everything can be solved.But it was useless, the rules of heaven and earth forced them to abide by the rules it set invisibly.Anyone who violated the rules, whether it was a strange beast or a divine beast, had no choice but to continue falling into a deep sleep.

For thousands of years, they have really slept enough.This world is so interesting now, who wants to continue to sleep.No, they've had enough sleep!In this way, human beings as their teachers are not intolerable.

They are beasts, not as particular as those gods.Practical, on the line.

"Let me take a look." Yun Sheng went down and picked up Suzaku's phone, and found it in the next second.This is not booting at all!

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